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”zhouweiyipiansiji。suoyourendoubatoumaidedidide，henbudezaidishangbaogekengbazijimaijinqu。

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buhaoshile？”jiuzaizheishi，yigepingshizongqifuwodelaotaijian，jiaowangdede，yanzhuziyizhuan，

turanyijiaochuaizaiwotuiwanshang。wo“putong”yishengguidaozaidi，zhenggerenwangqianliangqiangleyibu，

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henhao，”ligonggongmanyididiandiantou，yongfuchendianledianwo，“jiunile。shoushishoushi，qufengyigongbaodaoba。

”tayiweiwozheishimorenle，shijidong，shipobujidai。tabuzhidao，woxinlizhiyouyigeniantou：wanle。

3fengyigonghe**huodezayichujianzhishilianggeshijie。zheilidiaolianghuadong，anjingyazhi，

kongqilidoupiaozheyigudandande、shuobuchulaidehuaxiang。wobeiyigejiaoyuzhudezhangshigongnvlinglejinqu，

tajiandanjiaodailejijuguiju，hexinjiuyigezi：bieduokan，bieduowen，bieduoshuo。ranhou，

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tameiyoutaitou，zhishidandandiwenleyiju：“xinlaide？”shengyinhenqing，xiangyipianyumaoluozaixinshang，youdianyang。

“shi，nucaixiaoanzi，fengmingqianlaisihouniangniang。”wodizhetou，shengyinyadeyouxiyouqing，

jinliangmofangzheqitataijiandeqiangdiao。“taiqitoulai。”woxinliyijin，huanhuantaiqitou。

tademuguangluozaiwolianshang，henpingjing，quexiangyitanshenbujiandidehushui，fangfonengbarenxijinqu。wonengganjuedao，

tazaishenshiwo，congwodemeimao，daowodebizi，zaidaowodezui。wodexintiaodefeikuai，

lenghanshunzhejibeijiuliulexialai。wohaipatakanchushenme。yigezhengchangdenanren，

zenmekenengzaizheiyangdezhushixiahaowufanying？wozhinengsisiqiazhuzijideshouxin，yongtengtonglaibaochiqingxinghezhending。

xinghao，tademuguangzhitingliulepianke，jiuyikaile。“kanzhehaisuanganjing，”tayoufanleyiyeshu，

“yihoujiuzaidianwaisihouba，yuzhuhuijiaoniguiju。”worumengdashe，ganjinketou，“xieniangniang。

”jiuzaiwoyiweidiyiguanjiuzheimeguoqudeshihou，yigebuheshiyideshengyinxiangleqilai。“niangniang，

zheixiaozilailubuming，ninkededangxina！”shiwangde。tabuzhidaoshenmeshihouyegenleguolai，

zhengyilianyinxiandikanzhewo。tashifengyigongdelaorenle，fuzewaiyuandeyixiezashi。

xiaoyunxidemeitoujibukejiandizhouleyixia。wangdeliketianyoujiacu：“niangniangninbuzhidao，

zheixiaozizhiqianzaizayichushoujiaojiubuganjing，hai……”“goule。”xiaoyunxideshengyinyijiuhenqing，

quedaizheyiguburongzhiyideweiyan。wangdedezuixiangbeishenmedongxiduzhule，houmiandehuayigeziyeshuobuchulai。

“fengyigongdeshi，shenmeshihoulundaonilaizhihuile？”tameikanwangde，yanjingyiranzaishujuanshang，“zhangzui。

”yuzhushangqianyibu，mianwubiaoqingdikanzhewangde：“wanggonggong，qingba。”wangdedelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse。

taehenhendidenglewoyiyan，neiyanshenxiangdaozi，henbudezaiwoshenshangwanxialiangkuairoulai。

dantabuganweikanghuanghoudemingling，zhinengtaiqishou，henhendichoulezijiyigeerguang。“pa！”shengyinqingcuixiangliang。

wodizhetou，yanjiaodeyuguangkandaoxiaoyunxilianyanpidoumeitaiyixia。neiyike，wohuranmingbai，

zheiweikansiyushiwuzhengdehuanghou，juebuxiangbiaomianshangneimejiandan。tabushimianyang，tashiyitouzhefudeshizi。

erwo，yizhihunjinshizilonglidejiahuli，weilaiderizi，pashigengnanaole。

4rizizaizhanzhanjingjingzhongguoleyigeyue。womoqinglefengyigongdemailuo。huanghouxiaoyunxishizhendebuxihuanduoshi，

tadabufenshijiandouzaikanshu、danqin、huahua，fangfogonglideyiqiefenzhengdouyutawuguan。taduiwo，

yezhishibawodangchengyigexunchangdexiaotaijian，buhaobuhuai。erneigebeidaliandewangde，zechuchujiwoshibanzi。

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wozhengzaidianwaishouye，turan，huangdishenbianzuidechongdezongguandataijian，zhaogaoming，daizhejigexiaohuangmen，

qiaowushengxidichuxianzailefengyigongmenkou。zhaogaominglianshangduizhexiao，danneixiaoyibudayandi，kanzhebikuhaishenren。

“xiaoanzishiba？”tapailepaiwodejianbang，“huangshangyaojianni。”wodenaozi“weng”deyisheng，yipiankongbai。

huangdi？tajianwoyigewumingxiaozuganshenme？weiyidekenengjiushi……wodeshenfenbaolule？

wotuiduzidouzaidazhan，jihushibeirenjiazhetuodaoleyushufang。yushufanglidenghuotongming，

xunxiangdeweidaonongdeqiangren。nianguoliuxundelaohuangdichuanzheyishenlongpao，zhengzuozaishuanhou，

shoulipanzheliangkeyouguangzengliangdehetao。tazhangdebingbuweiyan，shenzhiyouxieganshou，danneishuangyanjing，

xiangyingyiyangruili，fangfonengkanchuanrenxin。woguizaidishang，toudoubugantai。“nijiushixiaoanzi？

”huangdideshengyinshayaerhuanman。“shi……nucaizai。”“tingshuo，nizaifengyigong，sihoudebucuo？

”“quan……quanpingniangniangendian。”wodeshengyindoudebuchengyangzi。huangdituranxiaoleyixia，

neixiaoshengxiangshiyexiaozaijiao，tingdewomaogusongran。tafangxiahetao，congshuanshangnaqiyifuhua，zhankai。

“nilaikankan，zheihuashangderen，shishei？”zhaogaomingbahuasongdaowomianqian。

huashangshiyigeyingwubufandenianqingjiangjun，meiyanzhijian，hehuanghouxiaoyunxiyouqifenxiangsi。

“shi……shizhenguodajiangjun，xiao……xiaohong。”worendeta，neishihuanghoudefuqin，

jinianqian“mounian”dezhujiao。“meicuo。”huangdizhanqishen，duodaowomianqian，

yigufuxiudelongxianxiangweipumianerlai，“huanghou，shitadenver。nishuo，tahuibuhuihenzhen？”wopazaidishang，

hanruyuxia，yijuhuayebuganshuo。zheishisongmingti。“zhen，xuyaoyishuangyanjing，yishuangerduo，

”huangdideshengyinyadehendi，xiangdushezaierbiantuzhexinzi，“yishuangnengtizhen，kanqingchufengyigongli，

daodizangzheshenmeniuguisheshendeyanjingheerduo。”tatingdunleyixia，wanxiayao，yongneishuangbinglengdeshou，

taiqilewodexiaba。“zhen，yaonizuozhendeyanxian。tizhendingzhehuanghoudeyijuyidong，tajianleshenmeren，

shuoleshenmehua，kanleshenmeshu，shenzhi……tashenmeshihouxiao，shenmeshihouku，nidouyaoyiwuyishidigaosuzhen。

”takanzhewodeyanjing，yiziyijudishuo：“zuodehao，ronghuafugui，xiangzhibujin。

zuobuhao……”tameishuoxiaqu，danneiyanshenlideshayi，bidaozihaileng。tayiweiwoheshale，

yiweiwomeidexuan。tabuzhidao，jiuzaitazhuazhuwoxiabadeneiyike，woquanshendexueyedoujihuninggule。

wobushipata，woshipaziji。pazijizheijushuyunanrendeshenti，zaizheishengongli，genbenzangbuzhurenhemimi。

tarangwoqujianshihuanghou。yigenanren，qujianshiyigezhengzhishengnian、dushoukongguidemeimaonvren。zheilaodongxi，

jiujingshitaizixin，haishitaifengkuang？wodemingyun，congbeituirufengyigongdehuokeng，

zhijiediaojinleyigegengshendeshenyuan。5congyushufangchulai，wozhenggerenxiangshicongshuililaochulaide。

zhaogaomingpixiaoroubuxiaodisaijiwoyigechendiandiandehebao，“xiaoanzi，jilingdian，huangshangdeendian，

bushisheidounengyoude。”woniezhehebao，ganjuexiangshiniezheyikuailuotie。huidaofengyigong，tianyijingmengmengliangle。

woyiyeweigui，yuzhuzhishikanlewoyiyan，shenmeyemeiwen。danwozhidao，zheijianshimanbuguohuanghou。guoran，

dangtianxiawu，huanghouzaiyuanzilixiujianhuazhi，turan“aiya”yisheng，zhijianbeihuacizhapole，

shenchuyikexiaoxiaodexuezhu。wodangshizhengzaipangbianjitadaxiashou，jihushibennengdi，yibushangqian，

zhuazhuletadeshou。“niangniang！”wodedongzuotaikuai，yetaiziranle。

dangwowenredezhangxinbaoguozhutaweiliangdezhijianshi，womenlianggedoulengzhule。neichugan，xini，rouruan，

haidaizheyisiliangyi。wodexinmengdiyitiao，xiangbeishenmedongxihenhenzhuangleyixia。wonengganjuedao，

wodehuxiluanle。woganjinsongkaishou，guilexiaqu，“nucaigaisi！nucaishiyile！”xiaoyunxikanzhewo，

yanshenlishanguoyisiwokanbudongdeqingxu。tameiyouguaizuiwo，zhishibashoushangdeshouzhifangjinzuili，

qingqingshunleyixia。neiyigejiandandedongzuo，kandewokouganshezao，ganjinbatoumaidegengdi。“yigehuacieryi，

dajingxiaoguai。”tashouhuishou，naqipangbiandepazicaleca，yuqihuifulepingdan，“nizuowan，qunale？

”laile。woxinzangkuangtiao，naozilifeikuaidipansuanzheshuoci。“huiniangniang，nucai……nucaizuowannaoduzi，

zaijingfangdaileyisu。”zheishiyigebiejiaodaobunengzaibiejiaodehuangyan。xiaoyunxinaqijiandao，“kaca”yisheng，

jiandiaoyigenduoyudezhiya。“shima？”tazhuanguoshen，kanzhewo，zuijiaoqinzheyimoruoyouruowudexiaoyi，

“wozenmetingshuo，zhaogaogonggong，zuowanqingniquyushufanghechale？”wodexue，shunjianlianglebanjie。tazhidaole。

tabujinzhidaowoquleyushufang，haiyongzheizhongfangshi，yundanfengqingdichuochuanlewodehuangyan。gongliguoranmeiyoumimi。

huangdinenganchayanxianzaitashenbian，taziranyenengzaihuangdishenbianyouzijideermu。wopazaidishang，yidongbudong，

danaoyipiankongbai。jieshi？yanshi？doushitulao。zaizheixiezaoyijinyinquanmouzhishuderenjingmianqian，wozheidiandaoxing，

jiuxiangshixiaohaiziguojiajia。“taiqitoulai。”tadeshengyinzaicixiangqi。worenmingditaiqitou，duishangtadeshixian。

tadeyanjingli，meiyoufennu，meiyoushayi，zhiyouyizhongdongxiyiqiedepingjing。“huangshang，dougennishuoshenmele？

”tawen。wozuichundongledong，quefabuchurenheshengyin。yibianshihuangdidetudao，yibianshihuanghoudeshenyuan。woshuo，

huozhebushuo，doushisiluyitiao。jiuzaiwoyiweizijijintianbisiwuyideshihou，taquexiaole。“suanle，

buyongnishuo，woyecaidedao。”tabajiandaodijiwo，“wufeishixiecaijiheshitanbale。zheixienian，

wozaojiuxiguanle。”tadexiaorongli，daizheyisishuobuchudeluomohecangliang。tanaqiyikuaipazi，

qingqingcashizhewoetoushangdelenghan，dongzuoqingroudebuxianghua。“yihou，jilingdian。”tacoudaowoerbian，

yongzhiyouwomenlianggerencainengtingdaodeshengyinshuo，“biebeirendangleqiangshi，haishahuhuditirenshuqian。

”wenredeqixipenzaiwodeerkuoshang，yangyangde，mamade，rangwoquanshendoubengjinle。tazheishi……zaitidianwo？

haishizaijinggaowo？wowanwanmeixiangdao，tameiyoushawo，yemeiyoufawo，shenzhihaijilewoyigexuanzedejihui。

yigezhanzaitazheibiandejihui。tazhuanshenzoujindiannei，liujiwoyigegugaodebeiying。woguizaiyuandi，

shouxinliniezheneibabinglengdejiandao，xinliqueranqileyituanhuo。laohuangdiyiweitazhangkongleyiqie，tabuzhidao，

taqinshousongjinfengyigongdezheitiao“gou”，yijingkaishiyoulebiedexinsi。6congneitianqi，

wohehuanghouzhijianxingchengleyizhongweimiaodemoqi。womeitianhuidingqiquzhaogaomingneili“huibao”。huibaodeneirong，

doushiyixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshi。biru，huanghoujintianduochileyikuaiguihuagao，

huanghoujintianhuadehuashimeihuaerbushilanhua，huanghoujintiankanshushidalegedun。zheixiexinxi，

doushihuanghou“bujingyi”jiantoulujiwode。womenliangjiuxiangzaiyanyichushuanghuang，yigefuzeyan，yigefuzebao。

yigezaiming，yigezaian，hunongzheyushufanglineigeduoyidelaohuangdi。laohuangdisihuhenmanyiwode“zhongcheng”，

shangciliushuisidesongjinwodekoudai。erwoduihuanghou，yecongyikaishidekongjuhejiebei，

manmanduoleyisibieyangdeqingxu。wojianguotabanyeshuibuzhe，yigerenzuozaiyuexia，baozhexigai，

yanshenkongdongdikanzheyuanfang，neishiwocongweijianguodecuiruo。woyejianguotamianduilaitiaoxindeguifei，

sanyanliangyujiurangduifanghuitoutuliandibaixiazhenlai，neishiwocongweijianguodezhihuihefengmang。

tabuxiangyigebeiqiujindehuanghou，gengxiangyigezaidengdaishijidelieshou。youyitianwanshang，taturanrangwopeitaxiaqi。

“huangshangshibushiyouwenni，wozuijinzaikanshenmeshule？”taluoxiayizi，touyebutaidiwen。“shi。

”wolaoshihuida。“nizenmeshuode？”“woshuo，niangniangzuijinzaikan《nvjie》he《neixun》。

”zheishiwomenzaojiuduihaodeci。taqingxiaoyisheng，neixiaoshenglidaizheyisichaofeng，“tadaoshixiwangwoanfenshouji，

zuogexianliangshudedemutouren。”tataiqiyan，kanzhewo，“xiaoanzi，nijuede，yigerendejiabeihuile，

qinrenbeishale，tahainenganfenshoujima？”wodexinyizhan，shoulideqizichadiandiaoxialai。zheishitadiyici，

zaiwomianqianrucizhibaiditanlutadehenyi。wobuganhuida，zhinengchenmo。“tabawokunzaizheili，

jiuxiangyangyizhijinsique，”taziguzidishuozhe，shengyinyuelaiyueleng，“tayiweizhelewodechibang，

wojiufeibuchuqule。tabuzhidao，meiyouchibang，wohaiyouzhuaya。”taluoxiazuihouyizi，qijushunjiannizhuan，

wodebaizibeitadeheiziweideshuixiebutong，zaiwushenglu。“nishule。”tashuo。wokanzheqipan，shouxinbingliang。

womingbai，tashuodebushiqiju。tashizaigaosuwo，tayaofanjile。erwo，

zuoweitaqipanshangzuiguanjiandeyikezi，shishihoufahuizuoyongle。“niangniang，”woshenxiyikouqi，guilexiaqu，

“nucai……yuanweiniangniangzhizi。”takanzhewo，kanlehenjiuhenjiu。neiwandeyueguanghenliang，

zhaodetalianshangfangfolongzheyicengshuang。“nihuiside。”tashuo。“nucaideming，benjiushijianlaide。

”wotaiqitou，yingshangtademuguang，“nengweiniangniangsi，shinucaidefufen。”woshuodebushijiahua。

zaizheichirendeshengongli，yuqizuohuangdideyitiaogou，bumingbubaidisiqu，woningyuanzuotashoulideyibadao，