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“你是少帅？”
huangjiarenwensheng，quantiyileng。
xiayimiao，quanchangdoubaofachuhongtangdaxiaosheng。
“哈哈哈哈——”
“zheige**dongxi，jingranshuozijishishaoshuai，tazenmeganshuochukoude？”
“neikeshiweizhenzhenggedaxia，lingwaijiangwenfengsangdandedarenwu，yigesongjiafeiwuzhuixu，juranganmaochongzheizhongdarenwu！？”
“zheige**，tayiweizijizheiyanghenku！”
huangdezhigengshixingzailehuodao：“**wanyi，nizhibuzhidaomaochongshaoshuaishishenmezuiming，niwanle！”
songpingtingdengrenhedehunshendouzhandouqilai，“chenning，nishifenglema？nizenmenengshuozheiyangdehua？”
chenninglazhusongpingtingdeshou，kuanweidao：“pingting，nibuyaodanxin，wozhenshishaoshuai，jintiandechurendadian，wojiushizhujiao。”
“胡说八道！”
tingdaochenningdehua，zhouweirenfenfennumachusheng。
“nalilaidetiaoliangxiaochou，shuodeshenmeguihua，ganjinlairenbatahongzou！”
“zhenshidandabaotian，jingranganmaochongshaoshuai！”
songfeifeitiaochulai，taishoujiuyaoshanchenningdelian，“nizheigefeiwu，niganmaochongshaoshuai，nishiyaobawomensongjiadoujihaisima？”
chenningyibaezhusongfeifeideshou，wuzhifali，ledetacanjiaolianlian。
“chenning，nijiwofangshou！”
yangminglaidaosongfeifeishenbian，nushengdao。
songlaoyeziyeshinuhoudao：“chenning，nijiwofangshou！”
“zaizaizheiliguozao，woshanlannidelian！”
chenninglenglengdenglesongfeifeiyiyan，zheicaisongkaishou。
“你这个下等人！”
songfeifeinubukee，huishoujiuxiangqushanchenning。
“够了！”
songlaoyezinuhouyisheng，hezhusongfeifei。
tazhuantouduizhongjiazhudao：“geweijiazhu，zhenshirangnimenjianxiaole！”
“womenjiazheizhuixuchunshuzaihushuobadao，dajiabuyaofangzaixinshang。”
“laoyezinintaikeqile，meibiyaozheiyangde。”
zhongjiazhulianmangshuodao，yilianheshandexiaoyi。
chulehuangjia，songjialaiderenzuiduo，shouligengshiyoushaoshuaiqinbiqianmingdeyaoqinghan。
songjiashizheichangqingdianshangdierdadeguibin，yaohaohaopaitamendemapi。
jiandaozhongrendefanying，songlaoyezimanyidiandiantou。
“womensongjiazhuixumaochongshaoshuai，zuiwukeshe，buyongdajiachushou，wosongjiazijiqinglimenhu。”
shuodaozhei，songlaoyezimuguangyizhuan，kanxianglesongjiarenbaobiao，“nimenqu，bazheigeniechudeshuangtuijidaduan，rangtayongyuanzhanbuqilai！”
“yeye，bujinjinshita，haiyousongpingtingyeyaoyiqishoushi！maochongshaoshuaidezuiming，zuyizhutamenyijiajiuzule！”
“wojianyibatamenyijiadouyazaidishangguizhe！”
“nishuodemeicuo，maochongshaoshuai，zuiwukeshe！”songlaoyezizhongzhongdiantou。
tingdaozheihua，songpingtingyijialiansedunshicangbairuzhi。
“nimenhailengzheganshenme，haibukuaidongshou！”
songfeifeiduisongjiadebaobiaohechidao。
yankanzhesongjiarenyibuyibubijin，maxiaolihedehuarongshise，kaikoujiuhechidao：“chenning，nizheigewangbadan，nibawomendouhaisile，zheixianimanyile？！”
songzhongbinyeshiyoujingyoupa，yifuwannianjuhuidemoyang。
chenningzhengzhunbeishuohua，zheishi，yidaotianlaizhiyin，chuanruerzhong！
“baba！nishiqingqingdebabaduibudui？”
“baba，nizhongyuhuilaile！wohaoxiangnina！”
“qingqinghaogaoxing！qingqinghaogaoxing！”
chenningniuguotou，yuanlaishisongpingtinghuailidesongqingqingxingle，tazhengtuosongpingtingdehuaibao，chongxianglechenning，yixiabaozhulechenningdedatui。
“清清！”
chenningxintouyidong，lianmangfushenbaozhulenver。
“yo，zheijianzhongxingdedaoshishihou！”
“batadeshuangtuiyejiqiaoduan，yiqirengchuquba，zheixiaziyijiajianzhongjiudoucouqile。”songfeifeilengxiaodao。
tingdaozheihua，chenningyantongyizhang，hunshenshengqiyigujingrendeshayi。
taniuguotou，dengzhesongfeifei，yandishayilinran！
……
yishijian，songfeifeizhiganjuejibeizhimaohanqi，tarenbuzhuhoutuiyibu。
daixiangqizijishenbianyouzheimeduorenhuzheziji，tayouyibuxiangqian。
“zenme，nihaibufu？haixiangdawobucheng？lairen，xianjiwoshoushilezheigejianzhong！”songfeifeitingzhiyaoban，buxiedidao。
“啪嗒！”
dangjiyouyidaoxiongsheneshadeshenyingtingshenerchu，jingzhichaozhesongqingqingbiqu。
“不要伤害清清！”
songpingtinghedehuarongshise，zongshendangzaisongqingqingshenqian。
songqingqingyehedejiangtoumaijinchenninghuaili，dashenghanzhe：“baba！”
chenningxintengbuyi，qingpaizhesongqingqingdebeianweidao：“qingqingbiepa，babazaizheili，sheiyebunengshanghaini！”
“爸爸……”
songqingqingdixialetou，xiaoquantouwojin，weiweichuoqidao：“qingqingshiyigejianzhong，qingqingmeiyouzigelaizheili……qingqinghailebaba……”
“轰！”
yijuhua，wanrushandianyiban，zhijichenningdexintou。
tacaiwusui，tacaiwusui！
yigewusuidehaizi，quehaoxiangxiguanlechenghuzijiwei“jianzhong”，tapingrijiujingshishouleduoshaoweiqua！
xiangdaocichu，chenningyishuangyanjingdouyaochongxuele，tadengyuanleyanjing，jiangsongqingqingmaijinzijidehuaili，shishengnudao：“sheishuode！qingqingshibabadebaobei，shitiandixiazuizunguidexiaogongzhu！”
“sheiganshuonibupeilaizheili，bababaozhengshanlantadelian！”
“呵呵——”
songfeifeilengxiaoyisheng，taituizoulai：“shenmexiaogongzhu，fenmingjiushijianzhong！”
“ninvershigejianzhong，niyeshigejianzhong，nimenyijiadoushimingjian，lianzhanzaiwomenzheixieshangdengrenmianqiandezige，doumeiyou！”
chenningmeiyoulihuisongfeifei，lenglengdikanzhesonglaoyezi，“qingqingshinidewaisunnv，niyezheiyangrenwei？”
songlaoyezipielechenningyiyan，landelihui。
linjiazhongrenfuhedao：“bucuo！zunbeiyouxu，zheishijiafa！”
gedajiazuderenyedoudiantouyingsheng。
“zhenshixiaosirenle，womendajiazudenver，caisuanshigongzhu，tadenver，suangepi！”
“haigongzhuni，wokanshijianzhongchabudao！lairenna！bazheigejianzhongjiuguolai，zhongzhongdida，wangsilida！”
“jintianbuhaohaojiaoxunyixiazheigejianzhong，tayihouzhenbuzhidaozijiyouduomingjian！”
ciyanyichu，songpingtingshensedabian。
“不要！”
tasisijiangsongqingqinghuzaishenhou，duizhongrenqiuraodao： “duibuqi，womengenbenbugailaizheili！wojinimenketou，daoqian！”
“nimenzenyangduiwodoukeyi，danhaizishiwugude，woqiunimenfangguota！”
songpingtingleiliumanlian，pinmingdiaiqiu。
zhouweirenyilianxixue，fangfozaikanyigexiaohuayiyang。
就在这时！
sizhoudedeng，turanquanbuximie！
广播，随即响起。
“zhuwei，jiexialai，youqingshaoshuaixianshen，zhengshidailingzhuwei，qianwangqingdianguangchang！”
quanchangyizhen，suoyourenyanqianyiliang！
shaoshuai，zhongyuyaoxianshenle？
啪啪啪...
zhangshengruleierqi，chexianghunlixianchang。
suoyourendoumanhuaiqidaidemuguang，xiangyidushaoshuaizunrong！
“哪个是少帅？”
zheiyike，zaichangjinwanbinke，yibianguzhangyibiansaoshizhouwei。
quanchangzhumuzhixia，chenningmaikaibufa，yibudengshanggaotai。
“哇！”
quanchangyipianjinghu，suoyourendouweizhifengkuang。
“yuanlaishaoshuaizheimenianqinga！”
“少帅太帅了！”
“少帅我爱你！”
yucitongshi，yidaoxuanlidedengguang，quanbuzhaozailechenningshenshang！
chendeta，jianmeixingmu！qiyuxuanang！
拜金？我离婚后直接嫁豪门！
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谢先生别嘴硬了，你老婆孩子又跑啦
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破镜求真
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