zaihaishanggangjinshidexiaoshuo《jiewuchaonanjianlewodefeiyimangpao》zhong,luxiaoyechenlinchenghuanshiyiweitiancaikexuejia。tadeyanjiuyinfaleyichangchaonenglibaofaxianxiang,renleishehuixianruhunluanzhizhong。luxiaoyechenlinchenghuanmianlinzhedaodeyulunlidekunjing,tongshiyeyaodiyulaizizhengfuheeshilidezhuibu。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuochongmankejiyuansuhedaodekaoyan,yijiduirenxingdesikao,woguaduandianhuahou,dasuandaizhexingtouxianhuijia。kegangyihuidaohoutai,jiujianyechenzhengchuanzhewodemangpaozaidishangfangentou。wobeiqideyikouqimeishanglai,jihu……jiangyinfaduzheduiweilaideshensi。
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wobeiqidedanaoyipiankongbai,dahanyisheng:
“goule!zheishiyigujingjudashimeidashiliuxiadefengguan,shangmianyonglefeiyidiancuigongyihechengtaodejinzhenzhu,danfanchuyidianwenti,nimendoupeibuqi!”
cikefengguanyijingbeirenghuidaoyechenshouli。
tabuxiedijuqifengguan,jiezhedengguangdalianghou,lengchiyisheng:
“guoranshichangxibanaozichanghuaile,nimenhechouyaofandeyoushenmequbie,buguojiushidourenkaixindewanyierbale!”
“zhenzhudoushibaide,nizheiqueshijinsede,wokanshisuliaozhuzitudeba!”
shuozhe,taduiwoluchuyigexiaorong,jinjiezheshouyisong,fengguanjiuzhizhishuailuozaidi。
wokanzhezheiyimu,jihuwufahuxi!
zheibushiyijianputongdefengguan,zheishiwoyigulaoshizuizhenguidebaobei。
ruguobushiweilejimuxiaodebiyewanhuitiancai,wojuebuhuidongzheitaoxingtou。
pingrili,wozhigannachulaijingjingxinshang,lianpeidaidoushebude,shengpakelepengle!
kerujin,zheiqunrenjinggannatadangzuoxinongwodegongju,haibatashuaizaidishang!
wozhendeyaoqifengle,shuangtuizhandouzheshangqian,ditoujianqifengguanchakan。
huangjinqiasigongyidesixianyijingbeishuaiwan,shangmiandianzhuidezhucuiyesanluoyidi。
wojiangfengguanjinjinbaozaihuaizhong,qiangrenzhuyanleidunxiashenqujianshuailuodezhenzhu。
zheishi,yishuangchuanzhechaopaidejiaochuxianzaiwomianqian,zhongzhongyijiao,jiangzhenzhuyuanyuantichuqu。
youleyechendaitou,tadejiewutuanzaicixinaoqilai。
tamenhaobukeqidibananyangdejinzhenzhudangchengwanju,tidedaochudoushi。
wodeyanleikongzhibuzhudiluoxia。
zheishiwujiadebaowu,dangshizhizuodeshougongyidashiyijingquanbucishi,yongzaizheidingfengguanshangdejiyi,juewuhaiyuandekeneng。
wohenhenchezhuzhanzaimianqiantiaoxindeyechenpinmingyaohuang:
“rangtamentingxia,mashangtingxia!”
“zheishiyishigupin,jiazhibukeguliang!”
yechensihaobupa,kanxiangwodemuguangzhongmanshiqingmie:
“shuodahuayebupashanleshetou,niyigemingbujianjingchuandeqiongxuesheng,nipeitijiazhima?”
shuowan,tajieguolinchenghuandiguolaideqianbao,henhenzazaiwodetoushang:
“xiangeqianshiba,jini,nazheqianqukankannidenaozi!”
wodanaoyipiankongbai,zhixiangmashangsisuiyanqianderen,jiuzaizheishi,xuexiaolingdaojingenzheganlaile。
xinaodezhongrenmashangtingxiadongzuo,erwodeleishuiyijingchongkualezhuangrong。
wokanzheganlaidelaoshi,shengyindaizhekuqiang:
“laoshi,tamen......”
huahaimeichukou,lilaoshijiulengzheliandaduanwo:
“luxiao,nipingshenmeguandiaoyechendeyinle,nizhidaotashisheima?”
我震惊瞪大双眼:
“mingmingshitaxiandaduanwodexi,haishuailewodefengguan,nonghuaiwodezhenzhu!”
yechendeyiyangyangkanxiangwo:
“aiyoyo,wopasile,jiushiwononghuaide,ninengbawozenmeyang?”
“qiandoupeijinile,zheikebinichangyibeizixizhengdedouduo!”
lilaoshiminzhezuikanlekanwoshouzhongdefengguan:
“youbushishenmezhiqiandewanyier,biezaizheilijiuchanle,dajiadoudengzheyechendengtaini。”
wonulikongzhizhuyanlei,zhanzhishenti:
“lilaoshi,zheilishixuexiao,jiusuanwodefengguanzhenshishenmebianyihuo,nandaonijiukeyizheiyangpiantingpianxin,baobizuohuaishidexueshenglema!”
jianwohaigandingzui,lilaoshidijiyechenyigefangxindeyanshen。
yechenzoushangjinqian,haobuyouyuyijiaocaisuiledishangsanluodejinzhenzhu。
woxinshenjulie,xiangbeihuranchoudiaogutouyiyangtanruanzaidi,pinmingtuikaiyechenbengzhidetui。
zheitaofengguanshangdezhenzhushiyiweilaoshouzangjiaqiongjinyishengcaishouqide,meiyikedoushizhengjinse,haowuxiaci,jiulianzhijingdoufenhaobucha。
ruguoshiquqizhongyike,yexuyongyuandouwufazaipeiqile。
neimeduoqianbeidexinxue,rujinchuanchengdaowodeshouzhong,youhuizaiwodeshouli,wodaodigaizenyang,cainengmibuzheiyiqie?!
wolangbeiguizaidishang,shouzhizainituzhongbutingfanzhao。
dangkandaozhenzhumeishi,zhishizhanranlewuzihou,woshizaiwufakongzhi,jiangtapengzaixiongkou,fangshengdaku。
leishuichongkuadezhuangrongbeiwosuiyimoqu,yesezhixia,wozhenggerendoulangbeibukan。
yiqunrenkanzhefuditongkudewo,yishizhijianyedoulengzhule。
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