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xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《jing！wodezhipianrenlaogongjuranshisiduitou》，shiyouzuozhe“yinjiaodawangs”jingxindazaode，shuzhongdeguanjianjiaoseshilimolusongjin，xiangqingjieshao：weishenmezhiqiangonglveguodeyouxinanzhuhuizaizheichuxian？yidingshitachanshenghuanjuele，yidingshibeisangshihedeshenjingcuoluan。limosongleyikouqi，duifangsuiranshigehuangdi，dan……

精彩章节

limozuoweiyimingzishenquanxiyiyouxuanshou，zaoyiduigegexiaoshijieleruzhizhang。danmouyitian，

gonglvechenggongdenaigouhuangdituranchuxianzaitadeshijie，liangyanleiwangwangbaozhutadedatui：“jiejienibuyaowolema？

”limofeilejiuniuerhuzhilihaoburongyianfuhao，zhuantouqinglengshizunyechuxianzaitajia：“weishibulai，

tuerjiuyaopaoqiweishima？”limo：……gengtianshadeshi，tadesiduitouhaichaoxiaota！！！

zhidaolimozhongyubarendousonghuiyouxixiaoshijie，siduitoujiangtakunzaibeibangzhijian，mozhehoucaoya：“ni，dao，

di，xi，huan，shen，me，yang，de？！nikuaigaosuwoaaaaa！”limo：？

limo：wo…xihuannizheiyang？tashitanhuida。

meixiangdaoyanqianrenputongguidi：zhendujiadulaopo……1tianqiqiugaoqishuang，

limozouchugongsiyingzhefengshenlegelanyao。tagangquanxiyouxilichulai，zheiyouxishitalinjubobogongsikaifade，

daishangtoukuijiukeyizhenshimonijinrudaoyouxishijie。zheicitaxuanzedemorishijie，gaishuobushuo，

yinweizhenshigantaiqiang，taxianzaizouludouyoudianjingtilurenhuibuhuibianchengsangshiyaota。

zaitasikaoshidagechehuixuexiaohaishiquxiaochijieluliangbachuanshi，turanxiaotuibeirenbaozhu。

beisangshizhuigandehouyizhengzaicikebaofa，limojianjiaoyishengshitusatuijiupao。dantadexiaotuibeijinjinbaozhu，

shenzhiyouyidaoshuxideshengyinchuanlai：“jiejie，nizaiganma？”limo：？tapingzhuhuxihuanhuanditou，

quekanjianleyigebugaikanjianderen。nandaotahaimeianxiajieshujian？

weishenmezhiqiangonglveguodeyouxinanzhuhuizaizheichuxian？yidingshitachanshenghuanjuele，

yidingshibeisangshihedeshenjingcuoluan。limosongleyikouqi，duifangsuiranshigehuangdi，danbenzhishuxingqueshixiaonaigou，

henhaohong。tajiazhuangkesouliangsheng，jiushangshoumomoduifangnaodai，shitufuyanduifang，danshoushangchuanlaidechuganqianglie，

toufashizhende。limojiangzhu，tayanzhuzihuanhuanxiayi，

tazhongyuhouzhihoujuefaxianbaozhuzijixiaotuideliliangyeshizhende。“ninini。”“zenmelejiejie，

niwanglewoma？”shenzhelongpaodezhangfananziliangyanleiwangwang，jianglianyizhicengzailimoxiaotuishang。

limoshitandao：“xiaoan？”“jiejienizhongyuxiangqiwole。”ninganaiyuandao。“nizenmelaizheile？

wobuhuizaizuomengba？”limoshanxiao。“nidangchuturanxiaoshile，

zhen……wozhaobianletianxiawadisanchiyemeiyouzhaodaoni，tamendoubujidenile，doushuowoyizheng，

kewozhidaojiejiejiushilaiguo。zhidaozuowanyouweishenxiangaosuwojiejienijiuzaizheigeyishijie。

”limoxinlitucao：haiyishijie，nikeshixunishijie，genbenbucunzaideshijie。suoyi，

shifashengleshenmewentidaozhiyouxishijieliderenlaidaoxianshi。tajianxinzijibingmeiyouchuxianjingshenwenti，

yebukenengzaizuomeng，suoyizhikenengshiyouxidewenti。youxifashengbengtalema？tataochushoujijibobodadianhua，

dedaodedaanshifou。gongsijiuzaishenhou，yangguangzheshezaineidonggaokejidaloushang，liangdeyouxieciyan。“xiaoana，

jiejiexianzaiyaoquyigedifang，nixianqilaiha。”limojiangningandeshouzhiyigengenbaikai，

houzheyouyigengennianshangtadepifu。“jiejie，niyouyaopaoqiwolema？”ningandeyanleishuodiaojiudiao。

chiruanbuchiying·tantumeise·shengkongdarenlimozhangtanyikouqi：“bale，jiejiezheijiudainizou，

dannibixuyaozunshousantiaoguize，diyitiaojiushitingwodehua，zhidaoma？”“zhidaozhidao，

jiejieshuodongwojuebuwangxi，danjiejienizhendebuhuipaoxiawoma？”yishuangheimoushiluluwangzheta，

limoyanleyankoushui：“fangxin，shangcishiyiwai，zheicibuhuile。”tajiushigongsidelaomiankong，

doubuxuyaoqiantaijiedai，zhijiezuoshangzongcaizhuanshudiantiqulejishuceng。kedaanquegentaxiangdebuyiyang。“xiaomo，

k287youxishijiemeichucuo，haizaizhengchangyunzhuan。”jishubufuzerengentadao。

limoyekanjianxianshipingshangdeshijieyiqieruchang，neizheishizenmehuishi？

yourenguyidazaoleyigeyouxirenwusongdaotagenqian？shiyoushenmemudema？limoliansenankan，

fuzerenqueshikanjianlemenwaideningan：“nipengyou？zenmezhangdegenzhujiaoyiyang，

nimennianqingrendecosplay？”tazhuanguotou，youmiandaijingya：“nibuhuiyinweizheigelaizhaowoba？

”limomuqianbuqingchujutiqingkuang，buhaomingshuo，zhihaogenfuzerendaoxie：“duoxieleyejie，

woyebuqingchushenmeqingkuang，huiquzaikankan。”“xing，youshicallwo。”yezhenyingdao。

2————limomuqiandasisheng，jialiganghaozaixuexiaofujinyouyitaofang，suoyipingshitajibenbuzhusushe，

zheidaoyefangbianletajiangningandaihuiqu。“xiaoan，nishishuonixinglaijiuzaigangcaineigedifanglema？

”limomosuozhexiabaxunwen。“dui，buguobanzhanchagongfujiukanjianjiejienile。

”ningansuirancongbushouchongdehuangziyiluzuodaozhizunzhiwei，danzaitamianqianbuhuisahuang，

suoyilimozanshixiangxintadeshuoci。“neinijiuzheiyangdiuxianidechenminma？”limotaiqitoudaliangningan，

muguangyousui。“wo……wo，wojiushitaixiangjiandaojiejiele。nidangchuturanxiaoshi，wotaigaoxingle，hunletou。

”ningandixialetou，taobilelimodeduishi。“jiejieshibushizaiguaiwo？shuohaoyaojibaixingyigehaiyanheqing，

queweiyijisiyudiuxiabaixingbuguan。”ningandeyuqiyufadiluo。limozuijianbudeyanlei，“balebale，

fanzhengxianzaiwoyebuzhidaozenmerangnihuiqu，nixiandaizhehaole。”limodexiaoquanbaojibiegao，rudamenshualian，

danyuanlouheloucengyexuyaoshualian。ningangenzaitashenhou，yanlimanshitanjiu。“zheishiweilaijiqianniandeshijie，

nimanmanxiguanjiuhao。”limojieshi，tapagenninganshuoduifangzhishiyigehuabenzidejiaose，taneilidoushijiade，

gujininganhuibengkui。“woyidingnulixuexi。”yicenglouyouliangjiazhuhu，diantimendakaihou，

limogangyaomaichujiao，jiujuedejintianyinggaikankanhuanglizaichumen。tajuedetazhendeshitouyunyanhuale。

zenmeyoulaiyigerenwu？“tuer。”yishencaixiuzhangmantouyinfa，cikebeizheshoudenanzizhengduizhetayansudao。

limo：“……shizun。”shide，zheishitazaim26youxishijieliyudaodezhujiao，neishigexiuxianshijie，

eryanqianzheiweijiushitadeshizun。“weishibulai，tuerjiuyaopaoqiweishima？”zhuheyoukaikou。

“……tuerbugan。”limoxiayishikaikou，“danshizunzenmechuxianzaizhei？”jianrenshuorenhua，jianguishuoguihua。

tazaibutongdeyouxishijielitiyanganyebutong，zhenduibutongjiaose，zuochubutongfanying。“laizhaoni。

”zhuheyanjianyigai。“jiejie，zheishishei？yeshijiejiedezhijima？”ninganchelechelimoxiuzi，zuijiaoxiachui，

yanjieyanqugangcaiyuzhuheduishidezhengfeng，luchujiebaidehoujing。“e……shiwodeshifu。”limofue，

tajuedetakendingshibeizhenduile，zheiyidingshiyourenweileshejitazhaolaideyanyuan。danlimoxinliqingchu，

zhaorenjiabandehezhendejiushibuyiyang。tazaitamenshenshangganjuedaoleshuxigan。yidingshishijiechuxianlebug，

youxiliderenwucaihuichuxianzaizhei，kewentishizenmejiuchuxianliangle！tayihuixiangzijiwanguodeneixiedeyouxi，

buhuidenghuihaiyouba。“xiaomo，bujiwojieshaoyixianidepengyouma？”zhuheyizhengyanjiuchuxianzaizhei，

naohailiyoudaoshengyingaosuta，zhiyouzaizheicainengzhaodaotadetuerxiaomo。taguancharuwei，

zheigeshijieduitalaishuoshigequanxindeshijie，lushangdexingrenchuanzhe“baolu”quexiyiweichang，

zuoshangqiguaideleisimachededongxixiangyujianerxingbankuaisu。zhiyoulimoshenpangneigerendabanyufanjiandehuangdiyiyang。

zheigerenhezijiyiyang，doushilaizhaoxiaomode。limoliangyanwuguang，dantayejixudaan，

zuijiaowuliwangshangyang：“ningan。”jiezheyoushuo：“nimenxiangenwojinlaiba。”tazhengzhunbeikaimen，

jiutingjianyidaoshuxideshengyindaizhexixuedao：“you，xiaomomozheishiwanshangcosplayla，

nizenmemeidaban。”limoshenxiyikouqi，youfangxiaxinlai，haihaobushiyouxirenwu，danyehentaoyan！

“nizenmezaizhei？nibucanjianideyanhui？”tazhuanguotoulenglengdao。laizhezhengxiekaozaidiantimenjianpang，

huanbaozhegebo，lianshangxiaoxixide，zhengshitacongxiaodadaodadesiduitoulusongjin。“canjiayanhuinayounizheihaowan。

”lusongjinshuo。“hehe。”limocikeyagenbuxiangdalita，kaimenhourangninganhezhuhejinlaijiubamenguanshang。

“niliangxianzuoxia。”taduanlaiyinliaorangliangrenzijitiaoxuan。danzhanhuozaoyixushidaifa，

liangrenshenshouduizhetongyipingyinliaodoubukensongshou。limozhijiejiangneipingnazouzijidakaihediao，

“niliangzenmelaizheide？”liangrendoubushishazi，ziranzhidaoduifangjiushiqingdi。“jiejie，gangcaigennishuoguole，

qilaijiudaozheile。”ninganshuo。“weishiyishiruci。”zhuhedao。“jiejie，wozaizheirenshengdibushude，

yebuzhidaozhuna，yebuzhidaozenmeshengcun，jiejie，nibiediuxiawohaobuhao。”ningankelianxixikanzhelimo。

“tuer，weishizaizheifashuwufashizhan，jiezinangyewufadakai，shenshangwubandianjinyinxiruan。

”zhuhecankuididixiatou。limo：……haojiahuo，zheidoushilaishanglezijia。“niliangyoushouyoujiao，

keyizijizhaogehuogan。”limojiayikeleliangsheng，“woxianzaibuguoyijiexuesheng，

nimenyebuhaoyisichiwodeshiba。”suishuotayigerenzhu，youxirenwuyeshixiangshuzhiren，

dandulikongjianyixiazijijinlianggenanzi，zheibushilimoxiangyaode，tayaokuaidianxiangbanfajiangrensongzou。

“wokeyisaodi。”ninganlikedao。“weishi……wokeyixiyi。”zhuhejiezhedao。jinshibutongwangri，

zheilibushitadexiuxianjie，tabushizhishouzhetiandexianzun，tabixugaikou。limoweixiao：“buhaoyisi，

woyousaodijiqirenkeyisaodi，youxiyijikeyixiyifu，wohaikeyidianwaimaixiaguanziyoufanchi，

buxuyaorengongha。”“jiejie，nigangcaishuorangwogenzhenizou，nibuhuidiuxiawole。”ninganjianjibuxing，

youkaishiliangyanleiwangwang。“dazhu。”benlaiyigeningan，tageyangouqueshiyishishangtoudayingle，

danyoulaiyigeshizun，takebuxiangjialibianchengxiuluochang。“gangcaizhishuobuhuipaoqini，kemeishuorangnizhuwojia。

”“kuangqiewoyige……weihunjiadenvzi，niliangnanzizhuwojia，chuanchuqu，yebuxianghuiwoqingyuba？

”limolaihuisaoshitaliang。“dangranbuxiang。”lianggerendaoshiyikoutongshenghuida，nandeguannianyizhi。

kelianggerendouzhidaojinshuiloutaixiandeyuedehaochu，tamenbulejiezheigeshijie，bulejiezheigeshijiedelimo，

shengcunshiyifangmian，zhuiqiushilingyifangmian。zhiyouhuifuzuihaodewuzhijichu，cainengyouzigezhuiqiuxinshangren。

“jiejie，ninengdaiwolejieyixiazheigeshijiema？”“xiaomo，woxiangzhidaozheigeshijieyunxingdefaze。

”limoxiancongdadecengmianrushou，kaishi“zhidianjiangshan”，

neiyiketajuedezijixiangdapaidangwaichishaokaodepijiudututounanren。jiezheyoujiangleshenghuodedagai，

zuihoulinlecaixiangdaozheiliangrenshiheihu。zaixianxiahujiguanliyangedeqingkuangxia，meiyoushenfenzhengcunbunanxing。

limolianheile，weifaluanjideshitakeganbulai，danzongbunengzhenbalianggerenzangzaijiali。liangrenyoudianmianmianxiangqu，

ninganlvxiankaikou：“jiejieshiyudaoshenmenanshilema？shizaibuxing……wohaishixianzouba。”yanjiechuichui，

fangfoyouyaoluoxiajidilei。zhuhediyicijianzheizhongbuyaoliandenanren，suiranbuguoyizhuxiangshijian，

zaoyilejieyanqiannanrendeneili，danyijiuzhenjingzheisidehoulianpi。suanle，weilexiaomo。

“wo……”zhuhegangyaokaikou。“nilianglaidaozheigeshijie，youmeiyoufaxianshenshangduoleshenme？”limoshitanwen。

tajuede，lianggerenwuyuanwugulaidaotamianqian，kendingshiyoushenmemude。cunzaijiheli，ruguomeiyoutongxingzheng，

lianggerenyebunengcunzai，zhihuibeizhuaquzuoshiyan。zhuhezheicilvxiantaochuyizhangkapianshidongxi：“shizheigema？

zaishenshangfaxiande。”limoyikanjiuzhidaoshishenfenzheng，zhuantoukanxiangningan，houzheyezaoyitaochulai。“neijiuhao。

”limoxinxiadading，“xianzai，niliangzheshoudagongdeshiba。”“dagong？”ninganwen。

“jiushigangcaishuodegongzuo，zhuanqian。qianjiushiyinzi，jiushilingshi。”limoxianduininganshuo，youduizhuhedao。

3————“shanggongdibanzhuanniliangzheixipinenroudebuxing，diannaozheixieshangshouyehaixuyaoshijian。buruzheiyang，

wokailejiahuoguodian，niliangshangneiqubangmang。”limodehuahaixiangchezailiangrenerpang。

neishitaliangtianzhenyiweilimoshiduizijihao。keyigesuiluopohuangzidanbuchouchihe，yigecongxiaojiushiwusuizhuji，

shisuijindandetiancai，genbenbuzhidaoxinkulaodongweihewu。suiyouleshoujizheidengshenqixinxianwujian，

danchulediyiwanaoyetongxiaobainong，shangbanhougenbenmeixinsiyanjiu！

diyitianjiuyourenyinweizhuheqinglengdeqizhiyourenshangquyaolianxifangshi，danzhuheshishei，qinglengdegaolingzhihuaxianzun，

zhiduilimoyirenxindongguo。yushizhuhededaolechaping，youbeidiaonanduanchadaoshui，

jiuchuyushangweizhedetazhijieshuaipanzizouren，diyitiangongzikouguang。ningancongxiaojiuzhidaoshishiwuzheweijunjie，

zuoyige**jiehao，youyigeerduohong，redeyizhongmeiyanfenfen。danyinweipifubaizhangdenen，

haibeilaodashukaiyou，shenweijiuwuzhizundetanalichidexiazheizhongkui，zhijiechuaiqikudang，diyitiangongziyikouguang。

liangrenhuidaoyuangongsushehou，chuangduichuang，lianduilian，gezilenghengyishenghoujiutaochushoujijilimosuku。“duibuqi，

ninbodadedianhua……”ninganwangzhetianhuabanlengshen，jiejiebushishuozheiyangcaozuojiunenglianxidaotama？

shibushi……lingyibiandezhuheyemeidedaohaojieguo，liansenankan，jiuchayaobamingweishoujidewujianniesui。

erzhuheheninganxinxinnianniandelimocikegangcongyouxishijielituichulai，tadazhehaqian，wangzhemantianfanxing，

zongjuedezijiwangleshenmeshi。“xiaomomo，nizenmezheimexihuanwanyouxi，

kanlaigegewoshejideyouxihenbucuoa。”lingrentaoyandeshengyinyoucongbeihouchuxian。

limobuyongzhuantoujiuzhidaoshilusongjinneigehuo。“hehe。

”zheikuanquanximoniyouxishilushijituanqixiamuqianzhuyaodeyanfaxiangmu，

tafumugenluboboyijiayeshishangyidaijiurenshile，suoyitagenlusongjin……bushiqingmeizhuma，

shiliangkanxiangyandesiduitou。“wokannishangcineilianggepengyouzenmegenniwandeyouxijiaoseyimoyiyang，xiaomomo，

nibuhuiyouxitanlianaihaibugou，haiyaopaoxianshitanba？”tingdaozhei，limozhongyuxiangqijintianwangleshenme，

ninganhezhuhe！talidoumeililusongjin，dashangchejiupao，zailushangfaxianshoujiyilianchuanweijiedianhua。

tazhengxinxudisikaoxiandajisheishi，zhuhedianhuayoudaleguolai，

limobuguansanqiershiyixianjieqilai：“wei……zhuhe，wogangmangwan，xianzaiqukanniliangha。

”“xianzaiqueshitaiwanle，neimingtianwoshangwankezaiqukanniliang。”“niliangjintiangongzuozenmeyang？

shibushihenxinxian？”limorangzhuhekailewaifang。lianggenanrenzhongyuzaicidachengyizhi，shensejuewang。“jiejie，

wo……zheigegongzuo……henxinxian，wohaimeitiyanguo。”ninganweiwandao，taqiwanglimonengtingchuhuawaizhiyin。

“wo，shangnengjianchi。”zhuhe“ke”leyisheng，buzaiduoshuo。“neijiuhao，wohaipanimenbuxiguanni！

neimingtianwoqukankannimen。woxianguala，nimenzaodianxiuxi，bai。”limocaidaolelianggerennanyishiying，

dangongzuoma，nayoubuleide，xiangdangchutagaokaowantiyanshenghuoqudashujiagong，shaiheilejicenghuijia，

lianlubomudoumeirenchulai。taganghuidaojia，jiaohaiweimaijinqu，

lusongjindeshengyinyouxiangqi：“xiaomomozenmejianwojiupao？shuoshuonageshininanpengyou，gegehaojinibabaguana。

”limozhuanguotou，lusongjinzuilidiaozhebangbangtang，shoulitizhebaowenhe：“shinilinyijinide，kuaichiba。

”linyijiushilubomu，yeshilusongjindeqinma。limodeshensezhongyuhuanhexialai，

shenshoujieguo：“tiwoshuoshengxie，dengwomangwanzheiduanshijianjiuqukanta。”“yaoshuonizijishuo，

tatiantianjiuxiangnizheigebaobeinver。”lusongjinnachubangbangtang，yangyangxiabadao。“ng。”limomeiyouzaizhengzhi，

shengyinhenqinghuida。ketingdedengliangqi，limocongbingxianglinachupijiu，suishoudakaidianshiwozaishafashangjiuhe，

tademuguanghaoxiangluozailedianshishangdechangjingli，youhaoxiangluozaichuangwaidexingguangcuicanli。4———gaoerneinian，

limomuqinqushi，gangburugaosan，tabajiudaizhewaitoudenvrenhuilairangtahanma。

qishilimocongxiaojiushenmedouzhidao。tadebabamamagenlusongjindebabamamabuyiyang。tabamahuizhengchao，

zhihuizaiwairenmianqianweichixiangaidepinghe，kezaijiali，