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zhoupeipeiwubishiwangdekanzhelince。
beijinglongshou，neishihedengrenwu。
fangyanhuaxiashushiyiren，yejiuzhiyousizunlongshoua。
dongjingqinglong，xijingcanglong，nanjingheilong，beijingyinglong。
meiyiwei，doushiwubizunchongdecunzai！
“lince，nizheimezuoyouyisima？beijinglongshouneishihedengzunchongzhiren，yeshinisuibiannengmaochongde？”
“weilenineidiankeliandezunyan，haiqingleyigeyanyuanpeiheni，nizhendetairangwoshiwangle。”
buguanzenmeshuo，lincehaisuanshijiaotashidizhiren，zenmexianzaibianderucibukan。
yishiwuchengdaoyebale，haixuehuilezhuangqiangzuoshi。
“he，beijinglongshou，zeze，yezhenganshuoa，zheiyaoshitongshangqu，feiyaozhinigedabujingzhizui！”qiansiliningxiaoyishengshuodao。
bahushenseyilin，“fangsi，wuzhuzhiming，qiganqingyidiwu！”
zhijianbahujiangshenshangdayisuishouyangqi，bianluchuleshenshangdeyishenzhifu！
yucitongshi，bahudeqizhi，yeshishunjianyibian，fangfoshizhanchangzhishangdeshashen。
zhongrenyangtouyikan，zhijianneidaorenyingxiongqian，biezheyimeilongxinghuizhang。
zheimeihuizhangzhishang，longshengshuangyi，linshenjiji，xuxurusheng，zheishi——yinglonghuizhang！
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beijingchutiejia，cinaihuaxiarenjinjiezhideshiqing。
beijinggengshiyongyouquanqiuzuiqiangzhantuan，suoguozhichu，direnwubuwenfengsangdan。
ertamendeshoulingyinglong，gengshibeipaizaisijinglongshouzhishang，wenwendeyaletamenyitou。
quanchang，meiyouyigerenganshuohua。
zheiyinglonghuizhang，gongfenjin，qing，fei，lansise，zhiyoushenjiangjibiedeqiangzhe，caiyongyoupeidaijinsehuizhangdezige。
tamenjingshixiangbudao，yanqianzheikuiwudahan，shenfenshirucigaogui！
nandaoshuo，yanqiandelince，zhendeshibeijinglongshouma？
zhongrenfenfenshayanle，xinghuigengshiyishengbuganyanyu，fangrouzhenhandewuzhujiaochunshuobuchuhualai。
zaiyinglonghuizhangliangchudechanei，zhoupeipeiyeshiyigelengzheng。
raner，jiuzaizheishi，yidaoyingzisashuangdeqianying，bizhidezoulejinlai，laidaolinceshenpan，gongshengshuodao：
“longshou，yijingzhunbeituodang，suishikeyiqubeiyudasha。”
lincedanrandepielezhongrenyiyan，zuihouzaizhoupeipeideqiaolianshangtingdunlepianke。
“wohaiyoushi，jiuxianzoule，zhunimenyongcanyukuai。”
shuoba，heisefengyixijuan，bianzhuanguoshenlai，daizheqilihebahu，yangzhangerqu。
zhidaolincedeshenyingchedixiaoshi，tamencaicongzhenjingzhonghuanguoshenlai。
youqishizhoupeipei，gengshisisideyaozhulejiaochun，xiuquanjinwo。
nandaoshuo，taxiaokanlelince？
mobushi，lincezhendezaibeijinghunchuleyipianmingtangma？
不可能！
ququyigegaozhongbiyederen，qulebeijingnengzuoshenme？
beijinglongshou，naishizhiyongshuangquanderenwu，jiupingta，zenmepei？
tawufajieshou，zijizaidadoushili，shoudegaodengjiaoyu，dudeshimingpaidaxue，daotoulai，queshujileyigebeitabishilejiniandenanren。
“hehe，dajiananbuchenghaizhendexinlema？”
jiuzaizheishi，qiansililenglengyixiao，
“bieguaiwomeitixingdajia，ganggangneigeshadage，jianshang，kemeiyoujianzhanga！”
zhongrendoushiyileng，duia！
好像的确没有肩章！
xinghuiyipaidatui，jiaodao：
“ha，wozhidaole，zheijigejiahuo，zhenshiyanleyichuhaoxia，buzhidaozainamailegemaopaihuizhang，nachulaizhuangbi！”
“wojiushuozenmeturanjiuzoule，yidingshipabeichaichuan，zeze，yiqiedoushitamenshixianshejihaode！”
zhoupeipeidiandiantou，zheicaileranyuxin，dandandeshuodao：
“jiusuantuiyiwanbujiang，lincezhendezaibeijingyouledianmingtang，keyebukenengduanduanjinian，biannengcongyigeputongren，bianchengbeijinglongshou。”
“zhanchangzhongzuizhongzili，tacaiduoda，longshoudejianzhangguazaitadejianbang，yebupayasita！”
zheimeyishuo，zhongrenyedoufenfendiantouchengshi，kaishixunzhaogangcaidegezhongloudong，kanbipoanxianchang。
zuihou，tamendechuleyigejielun。
林策，是个冒牌货！
“yaobuyaojubaoa，zheijiahuojingranmaochonglongshou，naishidazui！”zhoujiaxiaoyiyinsundeshuodao。
zhengshuozhehua，yidaokesoudeshengyinchuanlai，zhijianzhoupengjuconghoumenhuanhuanzoulejinlai。
xinghuijianzhuang，jimangyingleshangqu。
“pengju，nikesuanlaile，gangcaineigelince……”
“haole，buyaoshuole，gangcaideshiwodoukandaole。”
zhoupengjubunaidebailebaishou，zheiqunren，yezheshibuchengtitong。
buguanzenmeshuo，linceyeshiguyouzhizi，jingrandangzhongxiluo，buliuqingmian。
“peipei，nia，biandeyouxieshilile。”zhoupengjudianlediannver。
zhoupeipeiweiqudedixiatou，yaozhezuichun。
“bofu，zheijianshikebuguaipeipei，yaoguaijiuguaineigelince，shitasiyaomianzihuoshouzui，jingranganshengchengzijishibeijinglongshou，qibushiyixiaodafang？”
zhoupengjupieleyiyanqiansili，daoyemeiyoushuoshenme。
zhiyubeijinglongshouzhishi，zhoupengjuyezhidangshigewanxiaobale。
zheishi，taturankandaodishanglincesonglaideshouchuan，suishoubianwanyaojianleqilai。
“ba，zheidongxidouzangle，rengleba。”
zhoupengjugangyaoshuoshenme，yigelaozheturancongyuanlizoulejinlai，yanshensisidedingzheshouchuan。
“yuanlaishiwulaoa，ninlaile，zenmebuquhouyuanzhaowo。”
wulaoshizhonghaidingjiandejianshangjia，fanshijingguotashoujiandingzhiwu，haicongweiyouguozouyande。
zhoupengjuhewulaoshiduonianhaoyou，jiashangzhoupengjuyexihuanshouzang，yushiliangjialaiwangpoweipinfan。
dancishi，wulaoquefangfobianchengleyigerenside，buganzhixindekanzheneimeishouchuan。
yishuanglaoshoujidongdefumozheneishangmiandeyidaodaoliewen，jidongdeyanleidouliulechulai。
qiansilishangqianshuodao：“wulao，zheipodongxibuzhiyiti，zenmenengrudelenindefayan，wozheijiurengleta。”
“hunzhang，nidongshenme？”
wulaofennudepaoxiaoleyisheng。
“nizhidaozheishishenmedongxima？cinaixingyaoshi！”
“zheixingyaoshikeshitianwaizhiwu，cunshixishao，meiyikedoujiazhiliancheng，gengyouyangshenzhigongxiao，youbulaoshidemeiyu！”
wulaojidongdeshuodao：“pengju，zheizhuzinishizenmededaode，zheixingyaoshijishaozaishichangliutong，zhiyougaocengzengyugongxunzhuozhuzhiren，nengdeyike，yishimodarongyaole。”
“zheiyizhengchuan，tianna，jingyouqimeixingyao，nengyongyourucizhiduodexingyaoshi，yidingshihuaxiazhushiyibanderenwua！”
zhoupengjushentijiushimengdiyizhan，“wulao，nin……ninmeikancuo，zheizhendeshi——xingyaoshi？”
“haiya，wozenmekenengkancuo，quniansufubipaimaihui，youyiweiquanguidehouren，paimaileyikexingyaoshi，zhengzhengwuqianwanyikea，pinxianghaibinishouzhongdechadeduo。”
“shuobaile，zheixingyaoshi，naishiyizhongshenfendexiangzheng，sheiruoshidedaoyike，neibianshiguangzongyaozule！”
zhongrentinghou，xinzhongxianqilejingtaohailang。
ruguoshuolincezaishuohuang，keshiwulao，naishizhonghaiyoumingdejianshangdajia，youzenmekenengshuohuang？
tamendenaohaizhizhong，fangfobeileidianjizhongleyiyang，jiujiuhuibuguoshenlai。
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