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baixuezhaohulinwanshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zaiwanzhangbaodexiaoshuozhong，tayiwaifaxianzijiyongyoulechaonengli。congcizhihou，tatashangleyiduanchongmanmaoxianhetiaozhandelvcheng，yuxieeshilidouzheng，baohushijiedeanquan。zheibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuojiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihezhenhandegushishijie。

精彩章节

kaixuejunxun，jiaoguanzhengzaiqinshijianchaneiwu。“zheishisheidechuangpu？zheimezang，haixiangbuxiangdaile！

”shiyoubaixuelikejuqishou。“baogaojiaoguan，shilinwandechuangpu。”“wogangcaijiugentashuole，ketabuting，

haishuo……haishuorangjiaoguanninqinzilaisao。”lingwailianggeshiyouduishiyiyan，dixiatoubuganzuosheng。woqixiaole。

“baogaojiaoguan，womeiyou。wobuzhidaozheidailajishinalaide。”jiaoguanwanquanbuxinwodehua。“dingzui？hao，

henhao！”jiaoguanyidunxunchi，“nimenqinshi，yinweitayigeren，jitirongyuganhezai？tuanjiejingshenhezai？

”baixueshengyindaizhekuqiang：“jiaoguan，buguailinwan，douguaiwomen，shiwomenmeiquanhaota。

womenyuanyigentayiqishoufa。”jiaoguanmanyididiandiantou，sihuhenchitazheiyitao。

“jirannimenzheimeyoujitirongyugan，neijiuyiqifa。”tazhixiangchuangwaicaochangshang，“fanimenqinshisigeren，

yongzhengbu，baneitouzhucongcaochangzheitou，tidaoneitou！”1cihuayichu，zhenggeqinshiloudoujingleyishun。

lianzoulangshangtantoukanrenaodeqitaqinshitongxue，doudaoxiyikouliangqi。“yongzhengbutizhu？

haishidiyicitingshuo”“zheisuanshenmechengfa？zheifenmingshi**luodexiuru！”“woyaoluxialai，

mingtianjiushixuexiaotoutiaoxinwenle！”lingwaierweishiyouzhangmenghelijingnanyizhixindikanzhejiaoguanzhaohu，youkankanwo，

yanshenlichongmanlemaiyuan，“kanba，doushiniredehuo。”baixueyelengzhule，tadagaiyemeixiangdao，

zhaohuhuixiangchuzheimegesunzhao。dantafanyinghenkuai，likejichujidiyanlei，rouruodikaikou：“jiaoguan，

womenzhidaocuole，ninhuangechengfafangshihaobuhao？womenpaoquan，womenzuofuwochengdouxing。”tayueshizheiyang，

yuexiandewogangcaidebianjieshijiaobian，shidingzhuang。zhaohukanzhebaixueneifulihuadaiyudemoyang，

yanzhongshanguoyisilianxi，danhuaqueshiduizhewomensuoyourenshuode。“junlingrushan，meiyoutaojiahaijiadeyudi！

xianzai，like，mashang，qucaochang**！”tayishenglingxia，meirenganzaifanbo。

zhangmenghelijingjihushikusangzhelianbeituichuleqinshi。baixuejingguowoshenbianshi，

yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyinshuo：“linwan，zheijiushinigenwozuoduidexiachang。daihuier，

nikeyaoduochudianlia。”wolenglengdikanzheta，yiyanbufa。kaixuediertianjiupengdaoleqipashiyou，

woyeshigoudaomeide。shiqingdezhuisudaodiyitian，yizheposudewozhengzaiwanshouji。shiyoubaixuequeqiaozhelanhuazhi，

jiangyipensanfazheyiweidezangyifutuidaowomianqian。“linwan，wo**paozaipenlile，

nidaihuierjidebangwoxile。”wowenyanmeitouyizhou。“zijideshiqingzijizuo。

”baixuedelianshunjiankualexialai，yindiaobagaolebadu：“worangnibangwoxishikandeqini！

wozhei**shileiside，sanbaiduoyitiao，xihuailenipeideqima？”wopieleyanpenlineitiaohuanghuhudebuliao，

meizailita。jianwobudalita，baixueqideduoleduojiao，zijiduanzhepenquleshuifang。

bianzouhaizaidigu：“linwan，nijiwodengzhe!”xiwanhuilai，jiujiqinshilizhangmenghelijingsongleyitaohufupin，

weiduloulewo。tadagaijuede，bushitaijudewo，jiugaimeiyou。womenlaidaocaochangshang，

suoyouxinshengdoukaishixunlian，womensigerenheyitouzhu，chenglequanchangdejiaodian。neitouzhudagaiyouliangbaijin，

shenshangzhanmanleni，henghengjijidizaiyuandidazhuan，yigunanwendesaochouweipiaoguolai。zhaohuzhanzaiwomenmianqian，

shoulinazheyigenxiaoshuzhi，zhizheneitouzhu。“kaishi！sheiyaoshigantoulan，huozhezishibubiaozhun，

jiujiwoweizhecaochangpayiquan！”taeliedixiaozhe，fangfozaixinshangyichuhaoxi。baixuediyigezuochufanying，

tawuzhebizi，manlianxiane，quehaishizhuangmozuoyangditaiqitui，baichuzhengbudezishi。dantazhishixuhuangyizhao，

jiaojianlizhuhaiyoubanmiyuan。zhangmenghelijingyeyingzhetoupigenshang，tamenbizheyanjing，huluanditichuqu，

yuqishuoshiti，burushuoshiceng。zhubeizheizhenzhanghedaole，kaishisatuikuangben。

zhaohudehoushengzaicixiangqi：“linwan，nihailengzheganshenme？xiangkangmingma？

”suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang。youtongqing，youxingzailehuo，dangengduodeshikanrenao。2wozhanzaiyuandi，

yidongbudong。wodezunyan，wodedixian，buyunxuwozuochuzheimehuangtangkexiaodejudong。wobashijunren，

tajiaowodeshijunrendetieguzhengzheng，shibaojiaweiguoderongyao，bushiyongzheizhongfangshilaizuojianziji，

zuojianjunrendeminghao。“baogaojiaoguan，wojujuezhixingzheigemingling。”woyingzhetacuoeyoufennudemuguang，

yiziyijudishuodao。“zheigechengfa，bujinwurulewogerenderenge，yewurulewomenshenshangzheitaojunzhuang。

”wodehuayingangluo，zhenggecaochangyaquewusheng。suoyourendouyourukanfengziyiyangkanzhewo。

zhaohudelianshunjianqizhale，tadagaicongmeixiangguo，yigexinshenggandangzhongdingzhuangta。“nishuoshenme？

youzhongnizaishuoyibian！”tajibuchongdaowomianqian，tuomoxingzidoukuaipendaowolianshangle。lijingjianzhuang，

likepaoguolailazhutadegebo，jiqiediquandao：“jiaoguanninbieshengqi，linwantajiushiyishihutu，

wotitajinindaoqian！”tazhuanxiangwo，jimeinongyan，yadishengyin：“nifengle？kuaidaoqiana！nixiangbeituixuema？

”wotuikaitadeshou。daoqian？womeicuo，pingshenmedaoqian？wozhishizhezhaohudeyanjing，

zhongfuleyibian：“baogaojiaoguan，wojujuezhixing。genju《putonggaodengxuexiaojunshikejiaoxuedagang》，

jiaoguanyingyishenzuoze，wenmingshixun，yanjintifahebianxiangtifaxuesheng。

”“ni……”zhaohubeiwoyedeshuobuchuhua，qidehunshenfadou。tadagaimeixiangdao，wolianguidingdoubanchulaile。

zhouweidexueshengmenkaishiqieqiesiyu，kanwodeyanshenyecongkanfengzi，bianchengledaizheyisijingpeihedanyou。

zhaohulianshangguabuzhule，naoxiuchengnudihoudao：“haoa，genwojiangguidingshiba？wokannishiqianshoushi！guanjinbi！

jiwoguandaozhuangbeishiqu，haohaofanshengfansheng！”lianggejiuchaduidexuejielikeshangqian，yizuoyiyoujiazhuwodegebo。

womeiyoufankang。zaibeituozoudeshihou，wohuitoukanleyiyan。

baixuezhengyongyizhongxingzailehuoyoudaizheyisiedudeyanshenkanzhewo。zhangmenghelijingzewanquanbugankanwo，

tamenzhengheqitatongxueyiqi，zaizhaohudehechixia，langbeidizhuizheneitoumanchangluancuandezhu。zhuangbeishiyouheiyouchao，

duimanlegezhongxunlianqicai，sanfazheyigutiexiuhehanshuidehunheweidao。men“kuangdang”yishengbeisuoshang。

wobeiduziliuzailezheigexiaxiaodekongjianli。womeiyouhaipa，zhiyouyigunuhuozaixiongzhongranshao。

zheiyijingbushijiandandechengfa，ershilanyongzhiquanheeyibaofu。congxiaowobajiaowo，yushiyaolengjing。

womolemokoudai，shoujihaizai。junxunqijianshoujibengaishangjiao，danwoyixuyaochulijialijishiweiyou，

xiangfudaoyuanshenqinglesuishenxiedai。womeiyoulikedadianhuajiwoba。zheidianxiaoshi，haiyongbuzhetachuma。

wobotongletashenbianjingweiyuanxiaolidedianhua。“lige，shiwo，linwan。

”dianhuaneitoudexiaolixianranhenjingya：“da**？ninzenme……”“bangwochayixia，

chengxunwomenxuexiaodebuduifanhao，yijiyigejiaozhaohudejiaoguandeziliao。lingwai，

bazuixinbande《xueshengjunshixunliangongzuoguiding》fajiwoyifen。”woyuqipingjing，tingbuchurenheqingxu。

xiaolimeiyouduowen，likedayingxialai：“shi，womashangban。”gualedianhua，**zaibinglengdeqiangshang，

jingjingdidengdaizhe。zhaohu，baixue，zheibizhang，womenmanmansuan。3wozaizhuangbeishilidailedagailianggexiaoshi。

waimiantiansejianan，caochangshangdekouhaoshengyejianjianxishu。mensuochuanlaixiangdong，zhaohutuimenjinlai，

shenhougenzheyiliandeyidebaixue。tajugaolinxiadikanzhewo，zuijiaoguazheyisichaofengdexiao。“zenmeyang？

xiangmingbailemeiyou？xianzaidaoqian，hailaideji。”baixueyejiaxingxingdikaikou：“shia，linwan，

nijiugenjiaoguanfugeruanba。nikan，womenzhenggeqinshidoubeinilianleile，zhangmengdejiaodouweile，

xianzaihaizaiyiwushini。”tashuozhe，hainachushouji，diankaiyizhangzhaopianjiwokan。zhaopianshang，

zhangmengdejiaohuaizhongdexianggemantou，zhengfuzhebingdai。woxinliqingchu，zheibachengshizhuizhudeshihoushuaide。

kebaixuedehua，quebasuoyouzerendoutuidaolewoshenshang。womeilita，zhishikanzhezhaohu，pingjingdiwen：“jiaoguan，

niquedingyaowodaoqian？”zhaohuyiweiwofuruanle，xiabataidegenggao。“dangran！bujinyaodaoqian，

haiyaoxieyifenyiqianzidejiantao，dangzhequanliandemiannian！ranhou，zijiyigeren，baneitouzhujiwotihuizhuquan！

”tasihujuedezheigeyaoqiunengchedicuihuiwodeyizhi。woxiaole。“haoa。

”wodehuidarangzhaohuhebaixuedoulengzhule。tamendagaiyiweiwobeiguanshale。wozhanqishen，pailepaishenshangdehui，

genzhetamenzouchuzhuangbeishi。caochangshang，dabufenxueshengyijingjiesanquchifanle，zhiyouwomenlianduihailiuzaiyuandi。

neitouzhubeishuanzailelanqiujiashang，yijiuzaibuandibaozhedi。suoyourendoukanzhewo，dengzhekanworuheditourencuo，

ruhebeixiuru。zhangmenghelijingyeyiqueyiguaidizhanzaiduiwuli，kanwodeyanshenchongmanleyuanfen。

zhaohuqingleqingsangzi，dashengxuanbu：“linwantongxuejingguoshenkefansheng，yijingrenshidaolezijidecuowu！xianzai，

youtalaiwanchengwomenxiawumeiyouwanchengdechengfa！”tabayizhangzhiheyizhibidijiwo，shiyiwoxiejiantao。

womeiyoujie。wodangzhesuoyourendemian，nachulewodeshouji。zhaohulianseyibian：“linwan，niyaoganshenme？

junxunqijianbuzhunyongshouji，niyouweiji！”“wozhishixiangrangdajiatinggedongxi。”woanxiabofangjian。shoujili，

qingxidichuanchuzhaohuzaizhuangbeishilixiaozhangdeshengyin。“……bujinyaodaoqian，haiyaoxieyifenyiqianzidejiantao，

dangzhequanliandemiannian！ranhou，zijiyigeren，baneitouzhujiwotihuizhuquan！”luyinyifangchulai，quanchanghuaran。

zhaohudelianshunjianbaile。“ni……nijingranganluyin！”taqijibaihuaidixianglaiqiangwodeshouji。

yigeshenyingbitagengkuai，dangzailewomianqian。shigebilianduidejiaoguanguyan，tayeshizheicijunxundezongjiaoguanzhuli。

guyananzhuzhaohudeshou，meitoujinsuo：“zhaojiaoguan，qingnilengjingyidian。”womeiyoutingxia，

jixushuodao：“zhaohujiaoguan，genju《xueshengjunshixunliangongzuoguiding》disanzhangdishisitiao，

yanjinyirenhexingshidama、tifahuobianxiangtifaxuesheng。nirangxueshengyongzhengbutizhu，shuyubianxiangtifa。

jiangwoguanjinbi，shuyufeifajujin。xianzai，nihaixiangrangwoyigerenchengdanzheizhongxiuruxingdechengfa，qingwen，

nibaguidingdangchengleshenme？”wodeshengyinbuda，danzaijijingdecaochangshang，

meigezidouqingxidichuandaosuoyourenerduoli。zhaohudezuichunduosuozhe，yigeziyeshuobuchulai。

baixuedelianyebaile，tadagaimeixiangdao，wobujinmeibeihedao，fanerzhunbeilezheimeyishou。tayanzhuyizhuan，

youkaishidiaoyanlei。“linwan，nizenmenengzheiyang……jiaoguanyeshiweilewomenhao，nizenmenengzheimeyouxinji，

haitoutouluyin……”tashitubashuijiaohun，bazhongdiancong“tifa”zhuanyidao“luyin”shang。

yixiebumingzhenxiangdetongxueyekaishiqieqiesiyu。“jiushia，toutouluyinyetaiyinxianleba。

”“jiaoguansuiranyanliledian，dantadangzhongdingzhuangyebuduia。”wolengyankanzhebaixuedebiaoyan。“weilewomenhao？

weilewomenhao，jiushirangnibalajisaidaowochuangxia，ranhouwuxianwoma？”4wodehuazairenqunzhongzhakai。

baixuedekushengjiaranerzhi，tajianjiaoqilai：“nihushuo！womeiyou！”“woyoumeiyouhushuo，

chachajiankongjiuzhidaole。”wopingjingdishuodao，“qinshiloudaoli，shiyoujiankongde。”baixuedelianse，

yishunjianbiandecanbairuzhi。tadagaiwangle，huozheshuogenbenmeibaneigexiaoxiaodeshexiangtoufangzaiyanli。

zhaohuyehuangle。ruguobaixuewuxianwodeshiqingbeizhengshi，neitazhiqiansuoyoudexingwei，

jiudouchenglehuotongtaren、eyibaofu。xingzhiwanquanbianle。“goule！”tadahouyisheng，

shituqiangxingzhongzhizheigehuati，“chashenmejiankong！linwan，nibuyaozaizheiliyaoyanhuozhong，raoluanjunxin！

nidingzhuangjiaoguan，weikangmingling，xianzaihaiwuxiantongxue，zuijiayideng！”tazhuanxiangguyan：“guzhuli，

zheigexueshengsixiangyouwenti，wojianyilikeshangbaoxuexiao，jitajidaguochufen！”guyandemeitouzhoudegengjinle。

takanlekanwo，youkanlekanselineirendezhaohu，xianranbingbuwanquanxiangxinzhaohudeyimianzhici。“zhaojiaoguan，

zheijianshikongpameineimejiandan。jiranlintongxuetichuleyiyi，wojuedehaishiyinggaidiaochaqingchu，

jishuangfangyigegongdao。”guyandetaiduhengongzheng，zheirangzhaohugengjiaqihunanxia。jiuzaizheishi，

yigechuanzhezhengzhibuganbuzhifudezhongniannanrencongcongganlai。“zenmehuishi？chaochaorangrangde，chenghetitong！

”lairenshizheicijunxunjididezhengzhibufuzhuren，xingwang。zhaohuyikanjianta，likezhaodaolejiuxing，yingleshangqu。

“wangzhuren，ninlaidezhenghao！zheigenvxuesheng，jiaolinwan，jianzhiwufawutianle！bujingongrankangming，

haiyongluyinweixiejiaoguan，xianzaiyoupingkongniezaoshishi，wuxiantongxue！”wangzhurentingwan，lianseyichen，kanxiangwo，

daizhebujiayanshideyane。“xiaotongxue，buduishijiangjilvdedifang，bushinisayedewutai。

mashangxiangzhaojiaoguanhenidetongxuedaoqian，zheijianshi，wokeyijiwangbujiu。”tadeyuqi，

chongmanleburongzhiyideminglingyiwei。wokanzhetahezhaohuzhijianshurendeyanshenjiaoliu，xinlilengxiaoyisheng。

yuanlaishiyiqiuzhihe。xiangyongguandayijiyasiwo？“baogaowangzhuren，”wozhandegengzhile，“womeiyoucuo，

buhuidaoqian。woyaoqiuchakanjiankong，woyaoqiuduizhaohujiaoguanlanyongzhiquan、gongbaosichoudexingweijinxingdiaocha。

”wangzhurendeliansechediheile。“bukeliyu！lairen，batajiwodaidaojinbishiqu！meiyouwodemingling，

sheiyebuzhunfangchulai！”tazheishiyaoyongqiangquan，bazheijianshiyaxiaqu。baixuedezuijiao，

zhongxingouqileshenglidexiaorong。zhangmenghelijingkanzhewo，yanshenlishi**luodehuogai。raner，

jiuzaijiuchaduiderenyaozaicishangqianshi，wodeshoujixiangle。shiyigemoshengdebendihaoma。wodangzhesuoyourendemian，

anxialejietingjianhemianti。dianhuaneitou，chuanlaiyigechenwenyoulideshengyin。“shilinwantongxuema？nihao，

woshijidisilingbude。nixiawutongguojingweiyuanshenqingde《guiding》，woyijingpairensongguoqule。lingwai，

guanyunifanyingdezhaohujiaoguandewenti，silingyuantongzhifeichangzhongshi，zhishiwomenbixuyansuchuli，juebuguxi。