救下闺蜜男友后，我被骂伥鬼可爱猫-著

小说简介

jiangyuefangruxueshiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan，zaikeaimaochuangzuodexiaoshuo《jiuxiaguiminanyouhou，wobeimachanggui》zhong，tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalidejiangyuefangruxuebuduanpojiexiansuo，jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuojinzhangciji，chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu，zheixienianfangruxueheliqiangmeishaocongwoshenshangxixue。fangruxuemeiciheliqiangnaofenshou，jiuhuilaizhaowoqiuanwei，zoudeshihouhaihuishunzouwodedongxi，baokuodanbuxianyuhuazhuang……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。

精彩章节

1

guimidenanyouyudaochehuodachuxue，takuzherangwozuojijiu。

wobuguzijibeichebolizhachuandegebo，bangtadenanyoubaozhuyitiaoming。

houlai，tananyouliuxiahouyizhengqueleyitiaotui。

guimiquejiangzuizeguaizaiwotoushang，zaiwangshangkongsuwoshichanggui，xiangwosuopeishushiwan。

「jiuhuchehenkuaijiulaile，shitafeiyaochengneng，caozuobudanghaiwonanpengyoucanji。」

zuihouwobeiwangbao，beijiduanfensipoqiyou，huohuoshaosi。

zaizhengkaiyan，wokandaoguimidenanyoumanshenshixue。

guimiguizaiwomianqian，kuzherangwozuojijiu。

1.

「jiangyue，nihaizaifashenmedai？ganjinguolaijiutaa！nimeikandaotadoukuaisilema？」

guimifangruxuedaizhekuqiangdejianjiaoshengchuanlai。

zhengkaiyan，kandaoyanqianjihubeijiyachengyituandechexiang，yijihunshenshixue，yanyanyixidetadenanyouliqiang。

wofanyingguolai，zijizhongshengle。

zhongshengzaiheguimifashengchehuozheitian。

posuidebolihaichazaiwoshoubeishanghuhuwangwailiuxue，shangkouhenshen，woshenzhinengkandaobaisensendegutou。

**辣的疼。

danzheizhongteng，zenmeyebibushangbeiqiyouhuohuoshaosidewanfenzhiyi。

wohuxijiannan，zhidaoxianzaifangforengnengwendaoshenshangpiroubeishaojiaodeweidao。

shangyishi，fangruxuekaicheguochengzhongyouheliqiangchaojia，chaodaoyiban，liqiangshangshoujiuqiangduofangxiangpan，fangruxueyenaole，mengdiyijiaoyoumen，chepianliluxian，zhijiezhuangdaopangbianshiguolaidekacheshangfashenglechehuo。

fujiashideliqiangshangdezuiyanzhong，jinshumenkuangchuanguotadetui。dachuxue，xiuke。

tingdaofangruxuedejianjiaohou，wobuguzijishenkejiangudeshangkou，haobuyouyudeshangqianjiuren。

suiranwomendoushiyixueyuandexuesheng，danzheizhongxianchangshijicaozuo，zaijiashangwoshoubeishoushang，haishifeilewohendaliqi。

dengjiuhuchegandaodeshihou，liqiangyinweiqiangjiujishituolileshengmingweixian。

woqueyouleiyoutengzhijieyunleguoqu，shangkouyeyinweimeijishichuli，fashengleganran，jinzhiliaojiuhualeshijiwan，hailiuxialeyidaochouloudeba。

fangruxuelianwendoumeiwen，yigeyuezhihoucailianxidewo。

woyiweitashiyaowenwoshangkou，haixiangzheanweita，kesheizhi，tazhangkoujingyaoxiangwoyaoqian。

「doushiyinweinijijiudeshihoucaozuobudang，aqiangdetuiliuxialehouyizheng，nidepeijitajingshensunshifeiheyiyaofei，kanzaiwomenshipengyoudefenshang，yebueni，jinianershiwansuan。」

我又心寒又震惊。

dangshideqingkuang，buzuojijiu，liqiangliantuidoubaobuzhu。

我耐心跟她解释。

kefangruxuegenbenbuting，jianwobupeiqian，zhijiewaiquzhenxiang，bawoguadaolewangshang，mawoshichangguiguimi。

「jiuhuchehenkuaijiulaile，shitafeiyaochengneng，caozuobudanghaiwonanpengyoucanji。」

danwangyoubuzhishiqingquanmao，fenfenpaolaimawo，shenzhiyoujiduandefensi，dangjiepolewoyitongqiyou，jiangwohuoshengshengshaosi。

siqianwokandaofangruxuejiuzaipangbian，ketaquelengyanpangguan。

xiangdaozheili，wohunshenzhandoudegengjialihai，

qiangrenzhepingfuxiaqingxu，woditoukaishiqinglizijishangkoudesuiboli。

「woyeshoushangle，zuobulejijiu，haishidengjiuhucheba。」

fangruxuejile：「nizenmejiansibujiua？tashangdezheimezhong，dengjiuhucheguolaisilezenmeban？jiusuanbusi，tadetuiliuzheimeduoxuesongdaoyiyuankendingyaojiezhide！」

yuanlaitayezhidaoliqiangshangdezhong。

可能会死，会截肢。

shangyishitajiushixinzhidumingdezaihuidiaowo。

wolengxiao：「tatuifeilegennishenmeguanxi？nibushigangganghaishuoyaohetafenshouma？」

「erqiegangcaishitaxianqiangfangxiangpan，daozhichehuode，zheimechunderen，rangtafeitiaotuizhangzhangjixingyexing。」

fangruxueyanjingdengdadekanzhewo：「jiangyue，nizenmenengzheimelengxue？jiusuantabushiwonanpengyou，dantahaishiyitiaorenminga，nizheimehuihuiletade。」

shuodeguanmiantanghuang，tahuidiaowodeshihoukeshiyanyebuzhade。

wotiaozheshangkoulidesuiboli，qingliwanhou，youcongshenshangsixiayikuaibutiaobaozha，dongzuoxianshu，yuqiquerengjiumantiaosili。

「kewodegeboyeshangdehenzhong，jiubuleren，nishangdezuiqing，erqieyeshiyixueyuande，haishinilaijiutaba。」

fangruxuezhizhewodebizi：「jiangyue，wobanidanghaoguimi，danmeixiangdaonishizheizhongren，woheaqiangpingshikanniyigerengudanjingchangkaichedainichuquwan，jieguonijiushizheimehuibaowomende？」

wotingdexiangxiao，tamenkaidecheshiwode。

kaichedaiwoyiqi，shiyinweixiaofeidaduoshirangwomaidan。

wojialiyouqianziranbuzaihuzheiyidian，danmeixiangdaotazhendebawodangyuandatoule。

「nihaishiganjindongshouba，tahaoxiangshikuaisile。」

wochaotashiyileyiyan，liqiangyijingmeiledongjing，liansecanbaidexiangshisiren。

fangruxueneixinzhengzhazheshangleqian，tanwanliqiangdebixihou，tahedezhijietangdaozaidi，liangundaipadewanghoupao，zhuanerchaoweiguanderenqiujiu。

dandajiadouparemafan，yibianyaoshoubiaoshibuhui，yibianwanghoutui。

yankantahaiyaojirenxiagui，wohaoxintixingdao：「jishizuoxinzangfusuhainenghuo，zaituoxiaqujiuzhendesile。」

fangruxuezhaobudaorenbangmang，zhinengyingzhetoupijiliqiangzuoxinzangfusu。

tashibuhuirangliqiangside。

liqiangsuiranjingchanghetachaojia，youshihouhaidata，danjiabuzhuliqiangjialiyaochaiqiandaoshihouhuifenhaojitaofangzi。

zheidianhaishishangyishifangruxuezaisipolianhougenwoshuode。

tashoubuleliqiangdata，danyouxiangyaoliqiangdefangzi，suoyigenliqiangnaowanbieniuhoujiuqurangwochutou。

zheicichushizhiqian，fangruxuejiushiquzhaoliqiangfenshoude，jieguojianmianhouliangrenjiuhehaole，hairuanmoyingpaodeyaodaiwoyiqiquchifan，wobenxiangzhaojihuizaiquanfangruxue，queyudaozheichangchehuo。

yezhengshizheichangchehuo，rangwokanqinglefangruxuedesuanji。

danwomeixiangdaotazheimechun。

zuojijiushi，taxianchazailiqiangtuishangdejinshumenkuangaishi，jingbuzuorenhecuoshitushoubalexialai。

xuepenjianfangruxueyilian，tadangchanghemeng。

hunmideliqiangyedunshisixinliefeidecanjiaochulai。

2.

haozaicishijiuhucheqiahaogandao，yihurenyuanlikezuolejijiu，zhizhuliqiangkuangpendexue。

「buhuizuojijiujiubiedong，zhenhuitianluan。」hushirenbuzhutucao。

方如雪面红耳赤。

linzouqian，taxiefenbanhenhendizhuanglewoyixia。

「jiangyue，nidengzhe，zheishimeiwan！」

dangranmeiwan，tamenzhuangdecheshiwode，wohaidesuopeini。

wobeijiuhucheyitongbeisongdaoyiyuan。

fengwanshangkouhou，woyouchaoyishengwenlexiashangshi。

yishengyuqiqingxing：「xinghaoshangkouchulidejishi，erqiesuipianqinglidehenganjing，meiyouzaochengganran，zhiyaohuiquanshihuanyao，henkuaijiunengyuhe，buhuiliuba。」

我这才放下心来。

「bangnichulishangkoudeyishengpengyouhaitingbucuode。」yishengyoukualeyiju。

womeijieshi，xiangyishengdaoxiehoulikailebingfang。

gangchumenjiujiedaowomadalaidedianhua。

「yueyue，wotingshuonichuchehuole？zenmehuishi？shangdeyanbuyanzhong？quyiyuanlema？nibiezheji，woyijingmailejipiao，jinwanguoqupeini......」

我妈几乎要急哭了。

woxiangqileshangyishi，shangkouganranchichibuhao，womajidemanshijiebangwozhaoyisheng，yipingyaoshoujialiangwan，tayandoubuzhadejiwomai。

tagaosuwo，zhiyaowodeshentihaohaode，huaduoshaoqiandoumeiguanxi。

kewohaishigufulewoma。

zaiwosihou，wodelinghunzaishijieshanghaicancunleyiduanshijian，wokandaowomayiyebaitou，qurenlingshitideshihou，tadejiaobupanshan，jibeiyewanle，fangfozaiyishunjianlaoleshisui。

houlaiwomadezhizhenxiang，buganxindequzhaofangruxueshuoli。

kefangruxuetaidulengmo：「huoyoubushiwofangde，nilaizhao**shenme？erqie，ninverzijishiduanminggui，zheishiyuandeleshei？」

shuowan，tahaobuyouyuzhongzhongdeguanshangfangmen。

womaqidexinzangbingfa，zhijiecongloutishangshuailexiaqu。

cishizaitingdaowomadeshengyin，woyoujidongyouqingxing，congmangzuzhileta。

「ma，nifangxin，womeishi，zhishiyidianxiaoshang，guoliangtianjiuhaole。」

pawomabuxin，wohaigentakaileshipin。

quedingwomeishihou，womazheicaisonglekouqi，zaiwoderuanmoyingpaoxiatuilejipiao。

tayoubaibanzhufurangwozhaoguhaoshentihoucaifangxin，guadianhuahouyoujiwodaleliangwankuaiqian，rangwohefangruxuehuxiangzhaogu。

woyikouyingxia，meibafangruxuedeshiqinggaosuta。

wobuxiangbawomaqianchejinlai。

fangruxueyuanshengjiatingbuxingfu，bamachangchangchaojia，yichaojiajiumeirenguanta，tajingchangezheduzishangxue，womaburenxin，jingchanghuirangtaquwojiachifan，haihuijitafahongbaodangzuocanfei。

keyishuo，womashikanzhetazhangdade，batadangqinguinvyiyangteng，fangruxueyinweigandonghairenlewomazuoganma。

womayincicaihuibeifenjiaojia，xinzangbingfazuo。

zheiyishi，woyidingyaobaohuhaota，chediyuanlichanggui。

gangzhunbeilikaiyiyuan，jieguozoudaodating，fangruxuedailiqiangdefumu，zhangcuihuahe**lanzhuwo。

zhangcuihuashanglaijiwoyibazhang，zhizhewodebizipokoudama。

「nizheigeedudenvren，jiushinihaidewoerzitangzaiyiyuanli，daoxianzaidouhunmibuxing！」

「nizheigesharenxiongshou，youniangshengmeiniangyangde**！」

3.

**yeyaoshanglaiduiwodongshou，danbeiluguoderenlanzhule。

sizhouderenkandaorenao，yuelaiyueduodeweileshanglai。

**ehenhendezhizhewo：「liqiangshiwomenjiasandaidanchuan，taruguoyoushenmeshanshi，wojiusongniqupeizang。」

wokanleyanpangbianchenmodefangruxue，lengxiao：「liqiangzijizuosi，guanwoshenmeshi？」

zhangcuihuazhizhewodebizi：「yaobushinifeiyaogenzhe，zuoliqianghewoerxifudediandengpao，tamenzenmehuichaojia？youzenmehuichuchehuo？」

zheihuayichu，sizhouyilunfenfen，caiceshiwopohuailefangruxueheliqiangdeganqing。

wochixiao：「nierzichehuoshiyinweifangruxuezuosicaiyoumen，chehuodeshihouyouguyidafangxiangpanrangfujiashizhuangkachedaozhide，genwoshenmeguanxi？」

fuqiliangyiting，likemuguangrujukanxiangfangruxue。

kanlaifangruxuezhigentamenshuochehuoshiyinweiwo，danmeishuochehuodejutixijie。

fangruxuejile，congcongjieshi：「shitaxianqiangwofangxiangpan，wodangshizhejicaibuxiaoxincaileyoumen，erqiedafangxiangpanyeshizhengchangrenxiayishidefanying。」

youpangguanzherenbuzhuxiaoshengtucao：「youbingba，kaichedeshihouganqiangfangxiangpan，sileyehuogai。」

zhangcuihuajile，chongfangruxuedama：「nifangpi！woerzizenmekenenghuiganzheizhongshashi？」

「womenkaichedeshihouzenmemeijiantaqiangguofangxiangpan。」

「nizheisiyatou，zaizheierhushuobadao，baihuaiwoerzidemingsheng，xinbuxinwosilannidezui！」**shuozhejiuyaodongshou。

fangruxuehehuaile，fanyingguolai，likelazhezhangcuihuaxiaoshengbuzhishuoleshenme。

张翠华消下怒气。

sanrenyouyizhijiangmaotouduizhunwo。

「xianbutanchehuoshizenmefashengde，zheicichehuoshiyinweini，erqiekaideshinideche，shuobudingyouwentidejiushinideche！」

「bawoerzihaichengzheiyang，nidepeiwomenwushiwan！buran，womenjiubaojing！」

「dui！wokeshitingxiaoxueshuole，nishixueyideyihouyaojinyiyuande，daoshihouyouleandi，wokannizenmejinyiyuan。」

zhangcuihuahe**yinhenzhelian，yichangyihe。

fangruxueyeyangzhuanghaoxindequanwo：「jiangyue，nidechequnianmeiyoujianxiu，zhenyaobaojing，nizerenzuida。」

「wozheiyeshiweilenihao，nixianzaiyaokaoyiyuan，wanyiyouleandi，yihoukendingmeiyounajiayiyuanganyaoni！」

「nijiupeiqianba，fanzhengyejiuwushiwan，nimenjiayebushimeiyou。」

wobeifangruxuedehuadoulele。

「yejiuwushiwan？shuozheimeqingsong，neinibaqianchuleba。」

「genghekuang，zheiliangnianwodecheyizhizainineier，qianyezhuanjinile，meijianxiuyeshinidewenti。」

fangruxuejianworuanyingbuchi，jile：「danzheigechexiedeshinidemingzi，anzhaofalv，chushiniyaofuquanbuzeren！」

笑死。

fangruxuedongfa，danbuduo。

pangbianfuqiliangrenhaizairangrangzheyaobaojing，rangwoyongyuanwufafanshen。

woyebuguanzhetamen：「neibaojingba。」

yeshishihouyaozaitamenshenshangtaohuizijidedongxile。

tingwoshuoyaobaojing，fangruxueliansefabai。

haizaimanzuiweiwohaodequanwohuaqianxiaozai，xiangyaoyonglaoshouduanrangwopeiqianleshi，danwomeilihuita，zhijiebaojing。

jingchahenkuaigandao，zhangcuihuahe**liketianyoujiacudebashiqingshuoleyibian。

rangrangzhedoushiyinweiwocaichulechehuo，erqiechehuohouwoyebujiuren，tamenyaoqiuwochulepeiqianwai，haiyaopeichangtamenjingshensunshifei，shenzhihaiyaoxiangjingchayanlijianyiquxiaowozuoyishengdezige。

wozaipangbiantingdehaojicichadianxiaochusheng。

jingchayeyouxiewuyu，youxiangwoxunwenleqingkuang。

dangtingwoshuoliqiangqiangfangxiangpancaidaozhichehuohou，jingchadelianlikechenlexialai。

「胡闹！」

fangruxuehaixiangjiaobian，danjingchaliketiquchutahualidezhongdian。

「nikaibierendeche，chuleshihaixiangrangchezhupeiqian？」

jingchatongqingdekanxiangwo，buquedingdewen：「nihetashishenmeguanxi？」

woguaiguaihuida：「yijingmeiguanxile。」

jingchaqiangrenzhewuyu，xiangtamenpufa，gaosutamenzheicideshigu，zhuyaozerenzaiyuliqianghefangruxue，erzheichangshiguzhong，womeiyourenhezeren，zhishishouhaizhe。

shenzhiruguowofeiyaozhuijiudehua，haikeyixiangtamensuopei。

buguojingchayougaosuwo，zheijianshizuihaohaishixieyihejie，bijingzhenyaoshanglefating，liqianghunmibuxing，chuyurendaozhuyihaishihuimianchutadepeichang。

wotongyilejingfangdetiyi，dayinghejie。

fangruxuebuyuanyiyemeiyoubanfa，yinyangguaiqidao：「jiangyue，zheicisuanniyunqihao，danwozhenshiwang，meixiangdaonijingranshizheizhongren。」

zhangcuihuahe**yebuqingbuyuandedaibiaoliqianghejie，danhaishihenhendidenglewoyiyan。

「jiusuanzheiyang，nijiansibujiu，wohuigennimenxuexiaofanying，gaosutamenniyijingmeiyouzigezaizuoyishengle！」

womeilihui，lanzhuzhunbeilikaidejingcha：「woyaolian，xiangtamensuopei。」

「niyoushenmemaobing，ganggangbushidayinghejielema？」budengjingchafawen，zhangcuihuaxianzhale。

womeilita，lenglengdekanzhefangruxue，dao：「woyaosuopeizheiliangnianlai，taheliqiangcongwozheiershunzoudesuoyoudongxi。」

4.

zheixienianfangruxueheliqiangmeishaocongwoshenshangxixue。

fangruxuemeiciheliqiangnaofenshou，jiuhuilaizhaowoqiuanwei，zoudeshihouhaihuishunzouwodedongxi，baokuodanbuxianyuhuazhuangpin、baobao、xiangshui、xianglian......shenzhiyouyici，tajiangwoxinmaidediannaonazoujileliqiang。

woxiangtawenqideshihou，tashuozhishijieyong，danjieyonglejinian，doumeiyouhaihuilaideyisi。

youciwoshizaijiyong，zhaotayao，taquebunaifandemaiyuanwo。

「buguojienidiandongxi，nizenmezheimexiaoqi，haizhuizaiwo**houmianyao，nidaodihaishibushiwodehaoguimile？nandaowomenzhijiandeguimiqinghaibibushangzheidianwuzhima？」

dangchuwobashiweilejiupengyouqushide，wohewomaxiangyiweiming，zuinandeshihouwomadejiemeibangzhulewomenhenduo，tamenjingchanggaosuwo，ganqingbiqianyaozhongyaodeduo。

zaijiashangwoxiaoshihoudanqinjiating，henzibei，banlizhiyoufangruxueyuanyipeiwowan，congxiaowojiubatadangchenglewodedengtahexuexideduixiang。

buxiangshiqufangruxuezheigeguimi，congneizhihouwobianzhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyan。

dantaqueyufabianbenjiali，congwozheilinazoudedongxiyuelaiyueduo，haojicihaizhijiezhaowoshenshouyaoqian。

woculveyisuan，zhizhuanzhangjiuyijinggaodaerbaiwan。

jiangzhuanzhangjiludiguoqudeshihou，fangruxueliansedoubaile，dahandajiao：「zheixiebudoushiniziyuanjiwodema？naerhaiyouzhaowoyaohuiqudedaoli？」

「ziyuansongnierbaiwan？nilianzenmezheimeda？」wopieletayiyan：「liqiangjinidecailinengdaoerbaiwanma？」

liqiangdefumudoubuhangsheng。

wochixiao：「zhuanqianba，buranwomenjiushangfating，buguozhenyaofating，yaopeidejiubuzhierbaiwanle。」

fangruxuezijiyehenqingchu，zheibiqiantashiwanquanbuzhanlide。

tabaixiazhenlai：「woxianzaimeiqian，fenqihaijini。」

woyaoyaotou：「bujieshoufenqi，woxianzaijiuyao。」

fangruxueliandouyaoqiqingle：「jiangyue，nibietaiguofen！」

zheishi，zhangcuihuaba**ladaoyibian，liangrenbuzhidaodiguleshenme，guoleyihuierzouguolaidao：「womenbangtahai！」

suihou**yilianbuqingyuandewangwodekashangzhuanlezhang。

fangruxuegandongdereleitiling，shenzhihaobuyouyuqianleyifenjiekuanxieyi。

woliandouyaoxiaowaile，fangruxuehaizaizheiermeini？

zhangcuihualiangkouzizenmekenengwuyuanwugutitahaiqian，haibushiweiletamenerzi，tamendagailvjuedeerzikenengxingbulaile，youpafangruxuepaole，suoyixiangyongzheigebanfabafangruxueshuandaoshenbian。

zheiqian，tamenkendingnengcongfangruxueshenshanglaohuilaide。

kexifangruxuehaibumingbai，shenzhizailikaiqianehenhendedenglewoyiyan。

wozhidaotayaogenwodongzhengele。

guobuqiran，henkuai，taxiangshangyishiyiyangchushoule。