《juexinghou，fudimonvyouguiqiuyuanliang》quanwenmeiyoutuonidaishui，yemeiyoulansutaodeganqingxian，henzhidekandeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。linzifengchenlianlianshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuojingxuan:huran，sandaoshenyingluozailesuwanershenhou，sanrenchuxianhoudoushidanxiguizaisuwanershenhou，gongjingwubi。cishidesuwaneryemei……
第1章
“neishiwomachuchehuodepeichangkuan！”
“shiwomalinsiqianliujiwomeimeidejiumingqian，ninaqujinidimaifangle！！！”
linzifengyanjingtonghong，taishouxiangyaochoumianqianzheigenvren。
chenlianliankanleyiyanbingchuangshanghaidaizheyangqimianzhaodenvhaier，lenglengdeshuodao：
“nimeimeishenmebing，nixinlimeidianshuma？huajishiwanzhihaoleyezhudingshigenaotan。”
chenlianlianshuodelisuodangran：“haiburunalaijiwodimaifang。”
“duia，xianzaimeifangzihennanzhaonvpengyou，lianliankejiuxiaohaizheimeyigedidi，linzifeng，nidangjiefudebangbangxiaohaibuyinggaima。”
chenlianliandemuqinsuhuazhenyezaiyipangshuodao。
linzifengtingdaozheili，nuhuozhendeyabuzhule，nuhoudao：
“neikeshisanshiwan，zhengzhengsanshiwan！womeimeidejiumingqian！xiaohaishichenlianlianweiyidedidi，qingqinghaishiwoweiyidemeimei，zenmejiubujiannimennaqianjitazhibingni！！”
“nihoushenmehou，ququsanshiwan，nizheimexiaoqibaladeganma？”
chenlianlianmanbujianglidehanjiao：“zaishuole，nimeimeizhihaoleyeshifudan，wozhidaonimeimeigoumailezhongbingsiwangbaoxian，haiburudengtabingsi，womenhainengnajishiwanpeichangkuanni。”
suhuazhenjingenzhefuheqilai：“dui，zheiyangnicaiyoucailiqianquwomenjialianlianbushi，wokegaosuni，wushiwancaili，shaoyifendoubuxing。”
tingzhezheiduimunvhaowuliangxindeyichangyihe，linzifengqideshuangshoudouzaizhandou。
bazijimuqinchuchehuodemingqiannaqujichentiehaimaifang，xianzaijuranhaibabudezijimeimeiqusi，ranhounatadebaoxianqianzuocaili。
无耻！
可恨！
林子枫肺都要炸了。
“nawomawomeiyongminghuanlaideqian，nimenyongdejiuzheimexinanlide？nimenzhenbupazaobaoyingma！！”
linzifengxianzaihaiqingchudejide，tamuqinzaichuchehuozhishengxiazuihouyikouqideshihou，jinjindezhuazhetadeshou，liuzheleishuo：
“xiaofeng，mazaiyebunengzhaogunihenimeimeile，masileyinggainenggouyoubipeichang，yidingyaonalaijiunimeimei。”
“yidingyaojiunimeimei......”
muqinjiuzheiyangsizailelinzifenghuaili。
daguansilipeihou，linzifengnadaolesanshiwanpeichangkuan。
dangshichenlianlianzhuanmenlaizhaolinzifeng，shuotaqujimeimeijiaoyiliaofei。
kedanglinzifengjiabanhuilai，quedezhichenlianlianjingrannazhezijimeimeidejiumingqianjitadidishoufumailetaofang。
chenlianlianbuxiedenuhengyisheng：“heng，linzifeng，jiuhuaniququsanshiwan，nizhiyuma？womashuodedui，nijiubushiyigezhidetuofuderen。”
“haohaohao，chenlianlian，ququsanshiwanshiba？niyaoshijuedesanshiwanbuduo，jiubaqianhaiwo，woyaojiuwomeimei！”linzifengxiesidilidehoudao。
chenlianlianjianlinzifengtonghongdeshuangyan，queyijiusihaoburang，fanerbianbenjiali。
“linzifeng，meiwanmeileleshiba。niyigechousongwaimaide，yigeyuezhengdedoubunengjiwomaigexiangyangdebaobao，wonenggoukanshangni，shinidefuqi，jiuhuanisanshiwaneryinijuranhaiyoulianrangwohai。”
“nizheigefeicai，puxinnan，fenshou！”
suhuazhenyezaiyipangbangqiangshuodao：
“shuodedui，lianlian，zheizhongrenzaogaifenshoule！womenzou，rangzheigewonangfeigentameimeishoushiba，naoyuxuedemeimei，wonangfeidegege，haizhenshibushiyijiaren，bujinyijiamen！”
suhuazhenlazhechenlianlian，mamalieliedejiuxiangyaolikai。
“zoukeyi，qianjiwo，wobuguannimennaqianganleshenme，xianzai，likebasanshiwanjiwonachulai！！”
linzifengyibalanzhubingfangmen，tayijingfennudeqingjinbaoqi，henbudexianzaijiubaozoutamenmunvyidun。
“linzifeng，niganshenme，gun，nihaigandawomenbucheng？”
suhuazhenmanhengdeyibatuizailinzifengshenshang，xiangyaojianglinzifengtuikai。
keshi，linzifengyijiusisidedangzhubingfangmen，meiyourangkai：“zheishiwomachuchehuodemingqian，shiwomeimeijiumingdeyiliaofei，jintianbuguannimenshuoshenme，doubixujiwonachulai！！”
“xiaohai，xiaohai，nikuaiguolai，bazheigewonangfeijiwonongkai。”
suhuazhendashengrangrangqilai，jinjiezheyigeyimibawudezhuanghanpaoleguolai，tamanlianhengroudouzhe，erhuabushuo，zhijiejiushishidalichendeyiquantoujiuzhaohuzailinzifenglianshang。
“cao，wojiejiunanisanshiwanjiwoshoufuyitaofangnihaigandumenle，goudongxi，dabusini。”
chenlianliandedidichentiehaishigehunhun，jingchangdajiadouhen，tigebushilinzifengnengbide。
zheiyiquantouzhijiedadelinzifengnaodaihunhunchenchende，shixianyeyuelaiyuemohu，zuihouputongyisheng，daozaidishang。
kandaolinzifengbeidayun，chenlianlianhesuhuazhenbujinmeijiaoyisheng，fanerjimangdao：
“kuaizoukuaizou，zhenshihuiqi。”
“tazijidaoxiade，genwomeiyouguanxi。”
“bujinrenqiong，shentihairuo，wosuibianyigeqiannanyoudoubitaqiang。”
sanrenyirenyiyan，kuaibulikaileyiyuan。
daozaidishangdelinzifengganjuezijinaodaihentong，ganggangneiyiquan，sihudakailetanaohailideshenmejiasuo。
“guimenshenyi，jiwushengzhe，tianyanzhongtong，woshiqianshi，ninaijinsheng......”
hunhuneedelinzifengnaohailihuranyongruledaliangjiyi。
zheixiejiyimoshengyoushuxi，fangfobenshenjiushuyutayiban。
“xiansheng，xingxing，nimeishiba！”
yidaowenroudeshengyinzailinzifengerbianxiangqi，linzifengzhouzhemeitou，yanjinghuanhuanzhengkai。
jinjiezhe，linzifengdengdaleyanjing。
zaitayanqianshiyigeshencaihuola，jifuruningzhibaiyu，haimeiyouchuanyifudedazhangtuimeinv。
tacishijiuwanyaozhanzailinzifengmianqian，linzifengnenggouqingxidekandaomeimiaodefengguang。
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