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第8章食堂事端
linwushuangteyidengdaoxiakecaihuidaojiaoshi，miandedaraozhengzaishangkedelaoshihoubeima。
linwushuanggangzuoxialai，tongzhuoxuelanlanjiukaikoushuodao，“nishangjiekequnalile？”
linwushuangsuikouzhaolegejiekou,“bangongshi。”
xuelanlanyilianbuxiangxin，“gangcaiyingyuchenglaoshizhuanmenwenleniqunalide，banshangmeiyouyigerenzhidao，gujixianzaijiuqubangongshiwenchenlaoshile。”
linwushuanghaobuzaiyi，“e。”
xuelanlanqiaozhetazheifumoyang，zhoumeiwendao：“nijiubudanxin？”
“wodanxinshenme？”linwushuangfanwen。
xuelanlanyuyanyouzhi，shizaishibuqingchulinwushuangdaodishibushizaibangongshi，yushibianmeiyouzaikaikoule，zhishixinliyiranbuxiangxinta。
“号外号外！”
cike，banshangdewanshitongfengkuangdepaolejinlai，chaozhedajiashuodao，“nimenzhidaogangcaiwoqubangongshitingdaoleshenmema？”
“什么什么？”
yiqunchiguaqunzhongdunshipuleguoqu。
“kongxiaofengnimendourenshiba，gaosanneigedajieda，juranzaibangongshibeifanxueerdemazhizhebizima。”
“啊？为什么啊？”
“jushuokongxiaofengxiaoyuanbalingfanxueer，fanxueerlianshangdebazhangyinjiushitade，erqiefanxueerhaizhiren，kongxiaofengjiushitiletatoufaderen！”
“zhendehaishijiadea？”
“shangjiekedeshihou，woqiaozhekongxiaofenglaizhaofanxueerle，shuobudingshizhende。”
“erqiekongxiaofengzhuzaiqilou，xiangyaodawanshangdeqianruwulouqinshi，yebushibukenenga。”
linwushuangwenyanxiangxiao，keliandekongxiaofengjurandebangtabeiheiguo？
“jiaodaozhurenyijinglianxikongxiaofengdejiazhangbarenjiehuiqule，jushuozheijianshiyaoxiangxidiaocha，gaobuhaokongxiaofenghuibeikaichu。”
“zheidougaosanlebeikaichu，huiyingxianggaokaoba。”
“kongxiaofengnengkaoshangshenmehaoxuexiao？kongxiaofengyaoshizhendebeikaichule，wokanxuduorendouyaopaishouqingzhule。”
“aiaiai，shangkele，dajiadouzuohaole。”
linwushuangqiaoleyiyankechengbiao，sixiangpindeke。
en，youshiyijieshuijueke。
......
xuexiaodeshenghuo，sandianyixian。
zhongwuchifandeshihou，linwushuangzaishitangxuanlelianghunyisu，dawanmifan。
yebuzhidaoshibushiyinweizheijushentideyuanyin，zuowanshangbanyejiujuedeedehen，henxiangdachiyidun。
suoyijinzaoshangtayikouqikenlesigebaozi。
jieguoshangwuzuihouyijiekedeshihoudouyijingedeqianxiongtiehoubeile。
gujishizheigeshentideweichengdale，bushitayigepiguxiguandelinghunkeyizhipeide。
“tongxue，nizheilikeyizuoma？”
yidaoqingcheganshuangdenanshengcongtoudingshangchuanlai，linwushuangtaitouyiqiao，shiyiweitebiehaokandenansheng。
pifubaijing，meimuruhua，wuguanjingzhi。
zuijiaoshiziranweiweishangyangdefudu，kanqilaijiuxiangshidaizheyisisidexiaoyi。
cishishitangjibenbaoman，jibenmeiyoushenmekongwei。
danshilinwushuangmeishenmepengyou，jiashangtixingyuguangtouyezuzhilebushaoxianglaipinzhuoderen。
huranjianlaiyigerenyuanyigentapinzhuo，erqiehaishizhangdezheimehaokan，lianlinwushuangdouyouxieyiwaile。
tashuangkuaidediantou，“dangrankeyi。”
heyanshunshizuozailelinwushuangdeduimian，ertayizuoxia，jiuyoulingwailianggenanshengpaoguolaiyutayiqizuo。
zheilianggenanshengfenbiejiaozuoqiugehedongwei，liangrendezhangxiangdoubucuo。
qiugedaizheyisipiqi，erdongweidaizheyifuwukuangyanjing，kanqilaisiwenduole。
tamenyuheyandoushigaoyiyibandetongxue，yigeqinshide。
zuozailinwushuangpangbiandejiushiqiuge，tadalaoyuandejiuqiaojianlelinwushuangdeguangtou，tebiedehaoqi，“tingshuonitoufashibeinimenbanfanxueerjitide，zhendejiade？”
linwushuang：“......”
ganqingzheiqunrenshilaibaguade？
heyandengleqiugeyiyan，tixingdao，“chifan。”
qiugexinbuganqingbuyuandenaqikuaizi，kaishichileqilai。
danshitashiyigehualao，genbenbudongshenmejiaozuoshibuyan，renheshiqingdounengnachulaishuoshangjiju，“ai，nishibushijiaolinwudia，nizheimingzigennixinggebudaa。”
linwushuangrenzhexiangbafangaizaitatoushangdechongdong，“linwushuang，xiexie。”
“a，linwushuanga，woyizhiyiweijiaolinwudini。”
qiugejuedeshifenbuhaoyisi，jiangzijihaoburuyiqianglaidejitui，jiajilinwushuang，“duibuqi，wonajituijinidaoqian。”
linwushuang：“......”
linwushuangkanzhezijipanzilimianduochulaidejitui，youqiaozhemianqiandesanweinansheng，jiantamenyanlimeiyouyisixianqi。
erzheigejitui，kanqilaishiqiugezhenxinshiyidedaoqianli。
zheirenyurenzhijiandechabiezenmeneimeda？
2banderenbitarugoushi，zhei1banderenhaiganzhetieshanglai？
“heyan，nizaizheilia。”
youyidaoxingfendenvshengzaipangbianxiangqi。
zhongrentaitouyikan，yuanlaishiyibandebanhuajiangwenjing，jiashangjiashihaochengjihao，zaiyibandoukuaichongchenggongzhule。
eryibansuoyourendouzhidao，zheigegongzhuxihuandeshiheyan。
cishitahaoburongyizhaodaoleheyanzainali，ziranbukenlikai，ditouchaozhelinwushuangshuodao，“zheiweitongxue，nengfouranggeweizi？”
linwushuangjuedemomingqimiao，pingshenmezijiyaorangweizhi？
erqiexianzaishitangbaoman，taqunalizhaoweizi？
tatouyebutai，zhijiekenzheqiugesonglaidejitui，lengshengdao，“nidangnishiqibashidelaonainai，haixuyaowojinirangwei？”
“ai，nizenmeshuohuade？”
jiangwenjingshenbianyongcudenvshenglikebumandehechidao，“niyebuqiaoqiaonizhangzheifumoyang，juranhaiganzuozaiheyantamenmianqian？wodoudanxinheyanjintianzhongwuwufandouchibuxiaqu。”
linwushuangetoushangdeqingjinmengdibaolechulai，zhengdasuanpaizhuoerqi，haohaojiaoyijiaozheixierengairuheshuohuashi。
duimiandeheyankaikoule，“buhaoyisi，shiwozhudongzuozaizheiweitongxuemianqiande。haiyou，wotinglenidehua，caiexindechibuxiafan。”
neinvshengliansemengdiyibai。
qiugeyebuliuqingmian，yijihenlideyanshensaoleguoqu，“renjialinwudimeishuocuohuaa，nimenyoubushiqibashidelaonainai，pingshenmerangrenjiachifan？”
lianwenjingdedongweizaiyanxiazheikoufanzhihou，yesitiaomanlidao，“haibukuaigun，diurenxianyan。”
gerenxingxiangyushuochulaidehua，tianchadibie。
sangerenyirenyiju，zhijiebazheiqunnvshenghedebugankaikoule，duoduosuosuodepaole。
erjiangwenjingbenren，zheihuieryejuedemeilemianzi，muguangpieleyiyanlinwushuang，yanlishanguoyisihendu，zheicaizhuanshenlikai。
linwushuanghuitoukanxiangqiugeqiugeyiweilinwushuangshiyaodaoxie，lianmangshuodao，“ai，lujianbupingbadaoxiangzhu，nibuyongxiewo。”
linwushuangyidunbaolizichaozhetatoushangza，“woxienigedatougui，wozaijinggaoniyici，wojiaolinwushuang，bushilinwudi。”
qiugezhijiebeihoumengle，daihuiguoshenlaideshihou，renjunbujindao，“bu，buhaoyi，yaobu，wozaijinipeigejitui？”
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