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zhengdangtayiweibawuyerenyuanhunongguoqudeshihou,“wa...wa...waa......”,bucouqiao,wuliyouxiangqileyingerdekusheng。
“这是什么声音?”
“meiyoushenmeshengyina!”
hanzhexingjuedingzhuangsilezuibahaiyingdeneizhongyazi。
“nikankanwo,wodeyangzixiangshishazima?”
wuyerenyuanyansudiwenta。
韩哲行只好说:
“不像,不像。”
wuyerenyuantingleyihui,quedingjiushiyingerdekusheng,shuodao:
“nizhuyiyixia,womenzheilishidingjishequ,meijiazhuhudouhenyousuzhide,nixiaohaikunaoguikunao,danshibiechaodaolinjule。”
“wa...wa...waa......”
manbuzhule......
瞒不住也要硬瞒着。
hanzhexingzhanzaineiliwensibudong,jiazhuangmeitingdao。
“nihaibuganjinhonghongnidehaizi?”
wuyedamajianzhishitingbuxiaqule,zhihaokaikoushuodao。
yingerdekushengyuelaiyueda。
hanzhexingzhihaoyingzhetoupipaoqubaohaizi。
jiuzaitaganghaobahaizibaoqilaideshihou,chuangwaishanguojidaoguang,haibansuizhejishengsheyingkuaimendekacasheng。
tameiliuyi,zhiguzhebahaiziloujin,haiziqueyuekuyuedasheng。
“niyaniya,woyikannizheiren,jiubuhuidangbaba,nayouhaizideniaopiandoumanchengzheiyangle,haibujihaizihuande?”
wuyedamakandaotahaoxiangbaozhadanyiyangyuanyuandijuzhehaizi,haijudegaogaode,jianzhishikanbuguoyan。
kandaohaizidekuzidoubeiniaopianyichudeniaojianshile,tagengshizhiyaotou。
“你老婆呢?”
“我老婆?”
“duiya,nimeilaopo,ninalaidehaizi?”
韩哲行心想:
niwenwo,wohaiyaowentianni!wonazhidaozheishinalaidehaizi!
buguo,tameishuochukou,zhixiangzhezheigewuyerenyuanganjinzou。
yinweitakandaoduimenlinjudelaopopoyijingdakaijiamen,xiangweishanglaikanrenaole。
anmua,anmua,yaoyoushenghuoqixi,yebuyongteyianpaidaozheizhongjiazhangliduandedifangquzhuba?
yanhuoqimeizhanshang,dingliuqizhidaoshibeimojinle。
yaoshizaiduodianren,xiaoxichuanchuqule,tadeyanyishengyabudehuile?
tadounengxiangxiangdedaomingtiandetoutiaoxinwenbiaoti:
zhenjing!dingliumingxingyiyedadu,xidangdie!
啊!
tayixiangdaozheiyidianjiutoudoudale!
tazheiyibeizi,haoburongyidenglaizheigejihui,tabunengbeizheigeyingerhuile。
taxianzaizhiqiuzhetashicongnaerlai,huinaerquba。
wuyedamahaizaineililaolaotaotao,zheishianmuturanjilejinlai,shoulihaitizhedabaoxiaobao。
“hei,nilaopohuilaile?haibuganjinbahaizijinilaopo?”
什么?
她是我老婆?
开什么玩笑!
“她不是我老婆!”
“谁是他老婆了?”
anmuhehanzhexingyikoutongshengdichongzhedamahan。
anmu,yigeyanlizhiyoushiye,yixinzhixianggaoqiandenvren!
zenmekenengshitahanzhexingzheigechaojidingliujuxingdelaopo?
suirantajingyedaozaisangeyueqianturanshengleyichangweibing。
tadangshizhenghaozaidenghoutapaipiandexianchang。
dangchangyundaohou,tabudebulianyesongtajinleyiyuan。
tabaoqitadeshihou,caifaxiantajuranneimezhong。
zaichuyuandeshihou,tajiuyitianbiyitianshou,zhidaoxianzaishouchengleyidaoshandian,shouchenglemoguishencai。
xianzaideanmu,hetayiqizouchuqu,henduomeitihaiyiweitashitayaohezuodenvxing。
laoshishuo,zaihanzhexingkanlai,pingtadetiaojian,haizhendebihenduonvmingxingdouhao。
tayaoshidangtazijidejingjiren,kendingnengchengweidingliuzhongdedingliu。
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