jingchengshaozhujingxinchuangzuode《juexingnanshenxitong,zheiciwoyaodangwanrenmi》shiyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo。gushiyizhujiaoguzejiangxuedechengzhangweixiansuo,tongguodutedexushufangshihelingrennanyiyuliaodejuqing,dailingduzhetansuolerenxing、mingyunheziyouyizhidefuzaguanxi。“kuaidian,dongjingtaida,biebarenjiyinlaile,kuaidian,nihaixiangbuxiangyaonideyoutingle?”waimianhuangmaoyoujiaojidicuicu。……。
zhongshengle,daizhexitong,gandianshenmehaoni?
zheigeshidaicunjincuntu,shenmezhuanqian?
youxi,zhibo,fangchan,haiyoushenmebitebi,keshizheixiedoubushizijishanzhangde。
haishizunxunlaobenxingxieshuhuahuaba,ranhouzhuandianqian,youlebenjin,ranhouzaimanmanfazhanqitaxingye。
shangyishidetabiyezhihounulijinledachanghuahua,cizhizhihouzijikailegegongzuoshi,yibianhuahua,yibianxieshu,chenzheshichangbaoheqianzhuanleyibi,hundeyeshifengshengshuiqi。
xianzaizhonghuoyishi,guzehaishizunxunlaobenxingdehao,erqiezheigeshidaixieshuyetingnengqiafande,suirandashenhenduo,buguozijiyoushangyishidejingyan,shenmesanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi,duduanwanguhaibushixinshounianlai?
guzedangjinachuzijineiposhoujikaishixiexiaonvewen,wanshikaitounan,buguokailetoujiuhaole,genghekuangzijiyouxitong,haibushiweisuoyuwei?
【文笔熟练度+1】
【juqingbakongshuliandu+1】
【人设熟练度+1】
……
yiwanshangaoleyigekaitou,guzeyilianpibeidelaidaoxuexiao。
kanzheqingmeiyuandedamen,guzeyouxiehuanghu。
tadangnianweilezhuijiangxue,taqinfenhaoxue,kaozheyouyidechengjihetayiqikaojinlezheili。
buguoxiangduiyujiangxuedeyishusheng,tazheigekaozhegaokaokaoshanglaide,kechilebushaoku。
bujinyaozijixue,haiyaojijiangxuebuwenhuake,aoyediaolebushaoxiufa,jianzhizuidaeji。
“buzhidaoxitongyoumeiyoushengfadeshuxingjiadian。”guzemolemozijizhangdezhayandetoufa,ziyanziyudiwangqian。
nazhexianglian,kenzhebaozi,guzelaixiaomenkoushuakajinxiaomen,jieguoyimokoudai,liangxiuqingfeng,meiqianhaimeixiaohui。
神马?
guzezaishenshangmosuoleyixia,zuihoushoucongkoudaishenjinqumodaozijidedazhangtui,“zuowannongdiulema?wojideshangyishihaizaia!”
yinweiwogaibianlelishi,suoyiweilaiyegaibianlema?
tinghaode,ruguoweilaiwufagaibian,neiwozheizhongshenghaowuyiyi,keshiwoxianzai……zenmejinxuexiao。
飞虎队上线?
suanlesuanle,laofuyijingtuichujianghule。
zheigedianlaixuexiaoderenbuduo,nengyiqijinquburongyi,haishijidaoyuandadianhuaba。
“aiyou,zheibushiguzema?”huranshengyinxiangqi,yiqunrenkanleguolai。
“sheijiaodiedie?diemeinaishui,xianghenaizhaoniniangqu。”guzewenyanculecumei,zhuantoukanqu。
luxiang,yeshijiangxuedezhuiqiuzhe,apei,shenmejiaoye?
我又不是。
jiangxuebuxihuanta,xiangfanguzehejiangxueguanxigenghaoyidian,tahenshixianmujidu,chuchuzhenduiziji。
kandaozijibiaobaibeijujue,tahaishihenkaixinde。
luxiangzuijiaoyichou,xiaodao:“wohaiyiweiniyoudianxiuchizhixin,jintianbuhuilaishangkeleni。”
haiyoujijiekejiufanghanjiale,tahaiyiweiguzebuhuilaile。
“shadiao。”guzewuyu,zijijiusuanbuhuilaishangke,yeyaohuilainaxinglia!
tameijicuodehua,shangyishizijibiaobaibeiju,jiushizheigoudongxifadebiaobaiqiangxuanchuan,zhishineishihouzijizaishangxinni,meidalita。
buxing,cichoububaofeijunzi!
“niganggangjiaowoshenme?”luxianghuaiyizijitingcuole。
guzebuganxiangxindao:“wocao,bujinshigeshadiao,haishigelongzi?buyinggaichuyanbuxunde,wozhengaisia!”
“ninini!”luxiangqidezuijiaokuangchou,pingfuleyixiaxinqing,qixiaodao:“zenme?nibiaobaibeijuhaiburangrenshuole?naoxiuchengnu?”
fanzhengxianzaiyejinbuquxuexiao,guzesuoxingdao:“biaobaibeiju,henzhengchang,yaobuniqubiaobaishishi?nibushiyexihuanjiangxuema?pingshihaitoutoumomopaita,zhenbiantaia!laiyilai,kanyikan,zheiyougebiantaitoukuikuang。”
“wo……”luxiangdunshiyakouwuyan,gengshihedeyiduosuo,qidao:“biehushuo,xinbuxinwogaonifeibang?”
taqueshixihuanjiangxue,keshitahejiangxuedeguanxihaiburuguzehejiangxuedeguanxi,biaogepiqiu,hebiziqiqiren?
【laiziejidayuanzhongluxiangdeyuanqizhi+10】
guzejingya,zheijiushiyuanqizhima?
还有评级?
queshitingfeichaide,caijiale10,hefengeeryoudeyibi。
huranluxiangkandaoleshenme,zhuantouchongzheyuanchuhandao:“jiangxue,guzezaizheidengnini。”
“……”顾泽。
wodengnidaye,laozitaniangxiaohuidiule。
gangzhaodaolaoshidedianhua,mourenjiuzouleguolai,yingruyanliandeshiyishuangxiuzhangyuanrundedazhangtui,chuanzherousebaonuansiwa,caizhexiaobaixie,yangtouyikanbiankandaolejiangxue。
tajintianchuanzhexueyuanfengdejkxiaoduanqun,yitouzhangfapijian,jiashangjingzhidemianrong,huashangdanzhuang,jiuhaoxianghanguonvzhuyiban,qizhibusu。
yangguangsaluodaoniunaiyibandejifushang,xiandeqingchunjingli。
tabaijingdeshou,dao:“dongxijiwoba。”
“……”guzeyileng,zhizhezijidao:“wo?dongxi?”
遗传染色体吗?
jiangxuelisuodangrandao:“zaocana,haiyouliwu。”
nibushiteyiqumailewozuixihuanchidexiaolongbao,nazheliwulaizhaowodaoqiandema?
kannizheiheiyanquan,zuowankendingshishuibuzhe,xiangzhezenmegenwodaoqianba?
kanzaiwomenduoniandeguanxi,haiyouniyiqianduiwohao,haohaodaoqian,woyekeyimianweiqinandiliangjieni。
guzezheicaixiangqilaiyiqiandushudeshihoujiangxuexihuanchixuexiaowaimiandianlidexiaolongbao,tayejiujingchangzaoqipaodaoxuexiaowaijitamai,zaipaohuixuexiao,lailaihuihuichabuduoyeyaodabangexiaoshi,keyiqiandezijihaitinglecibupi,shenzhirangzijidouyoudianxihuanchizheixiaolongbao,suoyijintianyeshunlumaileyifenchi。
想想真傻屌。
xianzaitazheijiulisuodangranjuedewoshijitamaide?
dunledun,tadao:“bushi?wobuzai,lianzaocandouchibuqile?yaobuwojieshaoniqumenkoudangbaoan?qimashaozousanshinianwanlu。”
jiangxueyouxiedaizhi,hanfengchuidetazaifengzhongyouxielingluan……
——
lingyibianchezailushangjichi,linruoxingrouleroumeixin,youxietouteng。
tachushengzaiyigedanqinjiating,genzhefuqinyiqishenghuo,erfuqinyezhaolegehouma,tadaoyesuanshizhengqi,kaozheyouyidechengjikaojinlebiaoyanxueyuan,zaiyanyiquanmopagundazheimeduonianyeyouleaorendechengji。
jieguoxianzaifuqinshenglebingzaoshi,tajifuqinmaidefangzi,jiashanglaofuqinliuxialaideyichanyaobeiguafenchengsanfen,yinweijimuneihaiyougeerzi,duitashibaibanchongai,henbuderangsuoyoudeqiancaiquanrangtajicheng。
‘nijimuyougenver,suoyitanveryexiangyouyouxianjichengquan,suanxialainifuqindeqiancaiyaofenchengsanfen,womenbingbuzhanyoushi,chufeiniyoubanlv,anzhaofalv,nikeyinaliangfen。’
huixiangqilvshidehua,linruoxingtouda,wonaliquzhaogerenjiehun?
takaichedaolexuexiaotingxialai,quebeimenkoujirenlanzhulequlu,gangxianganlabaquekandaoleshuxideshenying。
“guze,nishenmeyisi?”jiangxuedashengzhiwen。
居然让我去当保安。
buyinggaishiniqudang,ranhouzhuanqianyangwoma?
“woshenmeyisi?”guzeyebeizhengbuhuile。
“wozuotianburangnizou,nipianyaozou,xianzaimailezaocanyoubujiwo,rangwochuqiu。”
“wobujiushijujuelenidebiaobaima?suiranwojujuelenidebiaobai,kewomenhaishikeyizuopengyoua。”
“wojieshounizuotiandewuli,suoyibadaoqiandeliwujiwoba,zheishinizuihoudejihui。”jiangxueshenchuqudeshouxuanzaikongzhonghenshiganga,tazhijieyishuaishou,qifendishuoleqilai。
guzeshenhuyikouqi,buqulihuisizhouyiyangdemuguang,zhuantoukandaoyigegouxuezhang,dao:“xuezhang,chibaozi,teyijinimaide。”
喂……喂狗?
什么意思?
喂狗都不肯给我?
“guze!”jiangxuebaotiaorulei,qifendeyaobaguzezhuaguolaidayidun。
“tongxue,nidexiaohui!”
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