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zaixiaoyudian233dexiaoshuo《jiangxianshengbienvele，wobuxiangdangtishenle！》zhong，jiangchengshenwanwanshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，jiangchengshenwanwantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。rangjihanjiaopo、liulishisuodemunvyoulerongshenzhisuo。muqinchangniantaowo：「weiwei，jiangshaoshiwomendeenren！」……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

gangcongyiyuanhuijia。yiwaitingjianlaogongjiangchenghetaxiongdidetanhua。xiongdikuatayuqiyoudao。「haideshijiangshaolihai，

yizhangweizaodebinglidanbianrangjiangweixinganqingyuantinishiyao。」「tingshuotadupidoubeizhentoudalanle，

hunshenshangxiadoushizhenyan，shentidexueyekuaichouganleba？」jiangchengbuyiweiyidegouchun：「wanwanpateng，

nengtiwanwanshiyaoshitafuqi！yebusuankuidaileta」「zaishuo，dangniankeshitakuzheqiuwoyaoqushiyaode！」

「landoulanbuzhuni……」woshunjianshiran，yuanlaitadangnianpoqiexiangwoqiuhunshiweiletaaierbudedexiaoqingmeia！

yijiangchengxiangwoqiuhunneiri，hongdongquancheng。baimucaopingshang，piaofuzhewushufensereqiqiu。jiangchengdanxiguidi，

yandiyichudeaiyijihujiangwotunshi。「weiwei，jiajiwo，zuowoyishengdegongzhu！」bushixunwen，ershixuanshi！

jiangchengrudayingshengzhangdejiangjunpobujidaixiangshijiexuanbuwohetadelianqing。neiyiri，quanchengmeititanhuan。

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woaijiangcheng。cong10suishi，taqingmiaodanxiedeyijuhuabianzhengjiulewohemuqindexiabansheng。

rangjihanjiaopo、liulishisuodemunvyoulerongshenzhisuo。muqinchangniantaowo：「weiwei，jiangshaoshiwomendeenren！」

「womenbixuduitahao！」nianyoudewozhengzhongdiantou，congciyifabukeshoushidizuoqitadexiaoweiba。

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jiantaningmei，wobianyiwufangudijubeixiadu，jishihedaoweichuxue，woyeganzhiruyi。zheixienianlai，

duitahaoyijingchengweiwokejinguzilidexiguan。pengyouqihong：「jiangwei，nizheimepinming，

buhuishixihuanwomenjiangshaoba？」hongxiaoshengzhong，wozhanghonglelian，queyoujiandingdidiantou。gongchoujiaocuojian，

wokanjianjiangchengmoudilveguoxise。xianghuxintourushizihoujuanqidelianyi。huanghuangyouyouzhong，rangwoshileshen，

chennizaitadewenrouxiang。kesheiyounengzhidao，wenrouxiangshijingxinbaoguodeduyao。

shijiangchengweiwoliangshendingzuodemitangxianjing。ertajiangcheng，yiweijingmingdelieshou，

yanzhengzhengkanzhewobeiyaojizhemodebiantilinshang。tabujinmeiyoubanfenkuijiu。ershijiangshouyonglizuanjinwodeshangkou，

jiangtasiche、roulin，xuelinlindizhanshizaitaxiaoqingmeimianqian。fangfozaishuo：「nikan，zheigenvrenduochun，

haizhenyiweiwoaitani！」ertengtongxilai，worenbuzhuguojinshenzi。queyiwaijingdongfangjiandeyizhongren。

wuneiderenshunjianjinsheng。jiangchengtaimou，meijiansiyoujifenchennu：「jishihuilaide？yebuzhidaodashengzhaohu？」

meiyoujinghuang，meiyouganga，gengmeiyoubanfenkuijiu。youdezhishipabeiwochajuezhenxianghoudenaoxiuchengnu。

haoyoumianmianxiangqu，jichudexiaorongbikuhainankan：「weijie……」wojiannandibailebaishou。

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「nidoutingjianleduibudui？」wowangzheta，zhongzhongdidianlediantou。jiangchengyileng，

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linxingqianhaibuwangxiangwoyaoleyaoshoujipingmu：「mingrishidian，zhunshidaoyiyuan！」shuowan，taxiaosazhuanshen，

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meirenyuanyimaoxian！「woyuanyi！」pajiangchengfandui，womanzhetatoutouquleyiyuan。chulaishi，

tachanzhewomanshizhenyandegebo，manliannuyishunjianhuazuoxinteng。neishiwodiyicikanjiantaku。

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「womenyaoyongyuanzaiyiqi！」wozhenchun，zenmejiuxinlejiangchengdetianyanmiyu。wozenmejiuxinletazheigerenni？

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wo……buguoshigexiaochoubale！sanshoujilingxiang。dianhuaneitou，jiangchengyinzhideyuqirutongyazhelei。「jiangwei，

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sangzigandexiangtundaopian。wonulijiangyongshanglaidexuexingqiyanxia。gangzhangzui，

jiubeijiangchengshenbianjiaodididenvshengjiyelehuiqu。「chenggege，nibieqi，shiwanwanbuzhongyong，

rangniheweiweijieweinan！」「meiguanxide！jiusuanweiweijiebuyuanyishiyao，woyebuguaita！」

「zhishi...keke...keke...baibailangfeichenggegedeyifanxinxue，wanwanhaonanguo....」

「wanwan，nibieku……」「wobuhuirangnichushide！」jiangchenghuangle，jimanghongtadexiaoqingmei。

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yangguangdazaitalengjiaofenmingdecelianshang，yijiushineibanshuaiqimiren。zhishiwohaoxiangburenshitale。「nixingle？」

taningzhemeitoudijiwoyibeishui，yongkanchunhuodeyanshenzhushizhewo：「nidouduodaderenle，

fashaobuzhidaokanyisheng？」「yaobushiwo，siledoumeirenzhidao！」wominleminzui，momochuixiatou。kanyisheng？

wokandeyishenghaishaoma？「weishenmebushuohua？」jiangchengniezhewoxiaba，qiangxingrangwodeyanjingyutaduishi。

neishuangyoushendemouzichongchizhefennu、bugan，haiyou**。tafafengsidechekaiwodeyifu，qiangxingyashanglai。

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「jiangwei，niyoufanamenzifeng？」「nigebocaichoulexue，bieshangzhele……」「gun！」

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「haonigejiangwei，zhangbenshile？jingranganzheimegenwoshuohua？」「nizuihaoganjinbashentijiwoyanghao！」

「yaoshidanwuwanwanzhibing，kejiubieguaiwobujiangfuqiqingfen……」jiangchenglengxiaolikai，touguozoulang，

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wocanranyixiao：「jiangchengzhidaoma？」linchuchiyididianlediantou。wodunshixiangbeirenchouganlejingqi，

ruanmianmianditanzaibingchuangshang：「wotingshuoshen**haiyousancizhiliaojiunengquanyuleshiba？」

「neiwozheifucanpodeshentijiubaituojilinyishengle！」「qingniwubi，yidingyaorangwochengguozheisancishiyan！」

linchubukezhixindikanxiangwo，neiyanshenfangfozaikanyigeshazi。「chen**，mingshizijide！

nimeibiyaozheimezuo！」「genghekuangneishenwanwanhaishinide……」wojiannandichaotabaishou，jishidaduantadehua。

youbiyao！zuowanzheiyiqie，wohemuqinyejiubuqiantale！sikewohaishigaogulezijizheifuquti。

diercishiyaohou。wozhenggeshentikaishijizhuanzhixia。wodabadabadiaotoufa，

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「nirangshen**zaidengdeng，woxiuxiliangtian！」「daoshihou，nimenjiunengruyuanzaiyiqile！」jiangchenglenglexia，

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tahuobuxiaqude！」wowulidixiaolexiao：「wozhidao！」jiangchengyoulouzhewodegebo，

yanshenjiqie：「haojiangwei，woxiangnibaozheng，zheishizuihouyicishiyao，dengzhihaowanwan，

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「buhuilikaiwodeduibudui？」「wodewanwan~」shenxiyikouqi，wofumozhejiangchengshuxidemeiyan。

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youxiebujiedikanzhewo。woyaoleyaotou，huanlegefangshiwenta：「8nianqian，weishenmeshiwo？」

「woxihuanshu！」「jiangcheng，youjihuidehua，nixiangzhongshuhaishizhonghua？」wozhushizhetadeyanjing。

kanjiantayihuodeyanshenzhujianduoshan。wohudixiaole：「suanle！wozhidaole！」

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「dengtaquanyu，nixiangzhonghuazhongshudoukeyi～」woxiaozhediantou：「hao～wodayingni~」

shiyaoshijiandingzaiwanshang10dian。hushijiwozhalejici，doumeichoudaoxue。tabaoqiandikanzhewo。

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wotingjianshenwanwanchuchukeliandizaixiangjiangchengkusu：「chenggege，weiweijiezhendeyuanyitiwoshiyao？

yaoshirangtazhidaowoliangdeshi，huibuhui……」jiangchengbuxiedao：「pashenme！」「tajiushiwoshenbiandeyitiaogou！

」「daizaijiangjiashijinianle，tahainengquna？」「fangxin，wojueduiguaiguairangtajinishiyao，bijingwodehua，

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tabuguxingxiang，zaibingfangwaixiesidilidipaoxiao。tahuangle，「jiangwei，nishenmeyisi？shenmejiaobuqianwole？」

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caiyouliyubingqingdekangfu。chongyihucha，wosuishounaqijinridebaozhiliulanqilai。zaijiangjiadailezheimeduonian。

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youyuzaisan，wohaishixuanzejietongdianhua。「ma？」「jiangwei？nihaiyoulianjiaoma？chibangyingleshiba，

jiangjiadourongbuxianizheizundafo？nagenanrenbuzhangyan，woshuiguodeershouhuoyeganyao？」