doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《juexingshenyanhou,woyiluhengsao》shi“monaihe”deyuanchuangjiazuo,gaishuzhuyaorenwushilinxiaogujiajia,shuzhonggushijianshushi:“linxiao,zheigewangbadan,juranhaizaizheiligenqitanvrenguangjie?xiaozi,zheiciwokanniwangnaerpao!”zaiyuanchu,zhangyangzhenglouzheyigemeinvguangjie,wangzhedianzilimian……
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linxiaoyikanduifangneixianqideyangzi,buyouyouxiewuyu。
tawunaidipieleduifangyiyan:“xiaoyatou,woyeshichuwen,woyaobushiweilejiunidehua,wodechuwenyebuhuidiu。”
“shia,xiaoyatou,renjiaweilejiuni,caijinirengonghuxide,nizenmeenjiangchoubaoni?”
zhouweidechiguaqunzhongdoukanbuxiaqule。
tangwanersuoxingzhijieyi**zuozailedishang,weiqubaladidao:“wuwu,xiangsisibucheng,sibuchengjiusuanle,haimeilechuwen,wodechuwen,zuomengdouxiangbudao,shibei,shibeizheimeyigejiahuojiqiangzoude,woyetaicanle......”
linxiaodiyiciyujianzheimemanbujianglidenvzi,kuxiaoleyixiadao:“haole,nijiubiekule,nizhangdeyesuanshiruhuasiyu,zhiyuzheimexunsimihuodema?”
zhiqianneigepangzi,lijixiaoxixidishangqian,jiangliancoudaoletangwanermianqian:“xiaomeinv,hebini?shilianleshiba?niyaoshishilianledehua,keyizhaowoa,nifangxin,yihouwojiushinidechoubao,kendingbanipengshangtian!”
“滚!”
raner,tangwanerlijidengleduifangyiyan,qihuhudidao:“nicaishilianni,niquanjiadoushilian,zhuibenguniangdeqingniancaijun,doukeyipaijitiaojiele,bengunianghuishilian?benguniangjiusuanshiyachidiaoguangle,yebuhuishilian。”
“噗嗤!”
yipangdelinxiaotingjianduifangzheihua,zaiyebengbuzhule,zhijiexiaopenleqilai。
zhouweibushaoren,yeshilijibiaoqingguaiyiqilai,zheiyatou,yetaizixinleba。
linxiaozhoulezhoumei,kanlekanzheimeinvdeyifu,xianranyeshimingpai,zhangdehaokan,youbushishilian,erqiejialiyinggaihaibijiaoyouqian,zheizhongqingkuangxia,duifangweihehaiyaozisha?
“难道是有病?”
linxiaodexinli,turanbengchulaizheimeyigexiangfa。
youlezheimeyigexiangfazhihou,tazuijiaogouqileyisixiaoyi,yanjingweiweiyimi,yiguwuxingdebodongcongtadezuoyansankai,zhenggezuoyanrutongbianchengleyigesaomiaoyiyiban,kaishizaitangwanerdejiaoqushangsaomiaoqilai。
jinjinliangmiaozhihou,tadezuijiaoluchuleyisixiaoyi:“hehe,yuanlainiyoubing!”
“nicaiyoubingni!niquxiaowojiusuanle,nihaimawoyoubing。”
tangwanersuikoubianshishuodao。
shuowanzhihou,tamengranyileng,lijijingyadizhanleqilai,hongchunweizhang:“dengdeng,nizenmezhidaowoyoubingde?”
linxiaoshuangshoubeizaishenhou,yilianzixin:“henxianran,woshishenyi!”
“guniang,nibuhuizhendeyoubingba?niyaoshiyoubingdehua,wodainiqukan,nifangxin,wojiusuanshimaichemaifang,woyedainiqubanidebingzhihao,heihei,zhiyaonijiajiwojiuxingle。”
neipangziwangzhetangwanerneixiongqiandeguimo,buyouyanleyankoushui,zheidengkeaiyouxinggan,haiyouyidianxiaopoladenianqingshaonv,rangtawanquanshimeiyouyisiyihaodedikanglia。
“xiaojie,nizaizheilia?”
“rangkai,rangkai,xiaojie,nizenmehuishier?nizenmeshi,shenlea?”
meixiangdao,jiuzaizheigeshihou,liugechuanzheheisexifudaizhemojingdebaobiaozhaoleguolai,lijibigongbijingdidao。
tangwanerqibudayichulai,dengleneibaobiaoyiyan:“nicaishishenleni,wo,wozhishibeizheigejiahuoduoqulechuweneryi。”
“xiaojie,woshuodeshishi,shen,nishentidashiledezheigeyisi......”
neigebaobiaolijigangadixiaodao,buguo,tadexiaoronghenkuaibianshihuanchengleyizhongzhenjingzhise,ranhoujinghudao:“shenme,xiaojie,nishuo,nishuozheigeqiongxiaozi,duozoulenidechuwen?”
zheigebaobiao,tiantianzaitangwanershenbiantaohaotangwaner,xinlijiushixiangzhejinshuiloutaixiandeyue,zhibudingnatianjiunengdedaodaxiaojiedefangxin,napashiruzhuichengweitangjiadezhuixu,neiyeshiyibeizixiangbuwanderonghuafuguile,genghekuang,jiudaxiaojiezheiliandanheshencai,yaoshinengdedaodaxiaojie,napashishaoshiniandeyangshou,neiyeshiwenzhuanbupeia。
meixiangdao,xianzaizheigegaisidexiaozi,juranduozouletamenjiadaxiaojiedechuwen。
“made,xiaozi,nizhaosibucheng?yebukankanzijishishenmehuose,juranganqingbowomenjiadaxiaojie,daxiaojie,wobangnidasita!”
duifangshuozhe,lijishangqianliangbu,quantouyiwojiuyaodongshou。
“住手!”
raner,tangwanerqueshijiaozhuleta,yaoleyaoyadao:“suiranzheixiaozi,kanshangqujiuqianzou,buguo,tayeshihaoxinjiuwoxingming,suanleba,jiudangbianyitale。”
“bianyitale,zhei,zheizhongshiqing,zenmenengbianyitani?”
neibaobiaoqideyaoya,xinxiangzheimebianyideshiqing,zenmebubianyiyixiazijini?
“zeze,zheimeduobaobiao,zhei,zheishinajiadaxiaojiea?”
zhouweideren,queshikaishicaicetangwanerdeshenfenle。
“rangkai,rangkai,kanshenmekan?zheiweikeshishijiaxiaojie,tangwaner,tangjiadaxiaojie,shinimenzheixierenkeyiweiguandema?”
lingwaijigebaobiao,zeshiduizheneixieweiguanderenshuodao。
“woqu,tangwaner,woxiangqilaile,zheishierliushijiadedaxiaojieba?tangjiakeshiyouzheshangbaiyishenjiadecunzaia,tanengyoushenmebing,ganmatiaohea?”
zhiqianneigepangzi,yibiantuikaileyixie,yibiandigule。
“daxiaojie,ni,nizenmenengtiaoheni?biexiangbukaia,nifangxin,jiazhujiniquqingzheifangmiandezhuanjiaqule,nidebing,kendingnengzhihaode。”
zhiqianneigebaobiao,lijiquanshuodao。
tangwanertinglezhihou,queshijuewangdixiaolexiao:“neitianwotingjianbahezhuanjiadeduihuale,zhihaodegailvbuda,erqie,haiyaozuoqiechushoushu,wo,wozheiyaoshiqiechule,wotangwanerhaizenmehuo?neiyangzi,woqibushiyaochengweidajiazuilidexiaobing?”
lingtameixiangdaodeshi,yipangdelinxiaoqueshidandanyixiaodao:“bujiushiruxianaima?fangxinba,meinv,buyongqiechu,wojiunengbangnizhihao!”
shuowanzhihou,tabuyoukanlekanduifangdexiongkouchu,ranhoudao:“nizheimexinggan,yaoshiqiechuledehua,dequeshikexile,nanguainiyaotiaohe,kanyangzi,nihenzaihuzheiyidiana。”
tangwanerbeilinxiaoshuodemianhongerchi,yaoleyaohongchun,zheicaijingyadao:“buduia,womeishuoguowoshishenmebing,yemeishuoyaoqiechushenmedifanga?nizenmezhidaowoshiruxianaide?”
neianliantangwanerdebaobiaomingjiaoxiongan,lijidao:“daxiaojie,bietingzheixiaozixiache,zheixiaozichuanzheyiban,yikanjiushiyigeqionggui,zhibudingzhidaonideshenfenzhihou,xiangyaocongnizheilipian,qianbale。wokanta,zhibudinggangcaitiaohejiuni,yeshiyinweizaojiukanchuanlenideshenfen,tazheiren,mingxianshibuanhaoxin!”
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