《juexingtiangoutaifengdian，tushouzhafanyulequan》miaohuilechiyechiwanqingdeyiduanyishijiemaoxianzhilv。tashenshishenmi，beirenweishimingyundeshouhuzhe。nanjianqiaomiaodikehualemeigejiaosedexinggehedongji，xiaoshuozhongchongmanlejinzhang、xuanyiheqihuanyuansu。jingcaideqingjiejiangdailingduzhechuanyueshikong，tansuoneixieyinzangzaiheianbeihoudemimi，“malegebazide……laozijintianjiubaniguadafengcheshang，rangnizhiyouyoudezhuan@#￥%……&*@#￥%……&”……。
shuhuandebanzoushengjiaranerzhi，querdaizhideshiqishibangbode《dang》：a，a，aaaaa……
zhibojiandewangyoumanxinhuanxideyiweishizheishougequdechuxian，shihuajieemo，quebucengxiangshimeikaierdu。
“dangniumameiyoukafeideshihou，dangmoyubuzaiyou，dangyinweijiabanriyebufen，dangshuimianxiuxihuaweixuyou，wohaishibunenghenifenshou……wodegongzishiwojinshengzuidadeshouhou！”
“dangniumameiyoudiaoxiudeshihou，dangjiabanfeimeiyou，danglaobanrangnichugefangan，quehaiyaodiyibandeshihou……”
“rangwomenniumazuobanhuodewowonangnang，haomingbaoganhuanlaiyidianqianhua，xinzhongduizhelaobanmamalielie，honghonglieliebawocizhinianhua！”
chiyedezheishouniumachuanshao，dangjijiuyinqilezhibojianlideniumamengongming。
【zheishouge，buyinggaijiaodang，yinggaijiaodangniuma】
【dui，biejiaohaizhugegele，jiaohaiwogongziba！】
【tmd，buganle，shuoshenmeyebuganle，**laobansheiaisihousheisihouba！zuotianbucizhi，jintiandangniuma，jintianbucizhi，mingtianhaidangniuma！】
【zheigemenjianzhijiushichangchuleniumadexinshenga，tiantiantichangbaohudongwu，zhendemeiyourenguanniumadesihuoma？】
【woxuanbu，sihaonanjiabinjiushiwomenniumajiedeqingtiandalaoye！】
#牛马之歌#
#牛马嘴替#
#《dangniuma》《haiwogongzi》#
chiye**jieshuhou，limajiuyouwangyoujiangtadeniumachuanshaojinxingjianjishangchuandaolegeda**pingtaishang。
zibenbunenggongqingniuma，danniumanenggongqingniuma。
**jieshuhou，chiyeyenazhezijidexinglizuoshanglejiemuzudezhuanche。
lingyibianyaosenjituanhuiyishili。
“sizong，jiemuzuderenyijinglaile，shuoshixuyaoninpeihepaisheyigexuanchuanpian。”
zuozaizhuweidenvren，yishenbaisedezhiyetaozhuangbugouyanxiao，yinsiyanjingjiazaitagaotingdebiliangshang，quenanyanshuangmouderuizhi。
tayibiantingzhezhulishuohua，yibianfankanzheshouzhongdecehuaan。
“让他们进来。”
dengdaozhulichuquzhihou，kanzheqianmianzhengzaizuozhehuibaodeqihuabubuzhang：“jixu！”
zaidezhizhuliyaojiuzheimefangtamenjinqupaishe，fudaoyandelianshangyeyouzhejiujie：“keshilimianbushizaikaihuima？”
zhulilianshangdaizhedanxiao，kanzhefudaoyanshuozhe：“ninbushishuoxuyaoluzhiyigenenggouzhanxianjiabintesede**ma？”
“womensizongchulechifanshuijue，qiyushijiandouzaigongzuo，huiyishiyinggaishizuinengzhanxiantagerentesededifangle。”
shuozhejiuzhijietuimendaizhefudaoyandengrenjinqule。
此时弹幕
【zheishenmeqingkuang，zheishiyiganzibawoduinalaile。】
“重做。”
sijinranjiangshouzhongkanwandecehuaanrengzaizhuozishang，chenshengshuozhe。
jiemuzugangjinruhuiyishi，jiujianzhenglezheiyishengsishike。
“libuzhang，niyaoqingchuyijianshiqing，cehuaandehaohuai，tongniaoleduoshaogetongxiao，jialeduoshaogexiaoshidebanshimeiyouguanxide。”
“shitouzaizenmejingdiaoxizhuoyebuhuibianchengmeiyu，zheizhousanzhiqian，xiangbuchuxindecehuaan，jiujiwozouren！”
guoduan，henli，sihaobuliuqingmian。
zheibianshidajiaduiyusihaonvjiabindediyiyinxiang。
“haiyougangcaitichudejigewenti……”
zhenduigegebumentichudewenti，sijinranyejichuleluoshifangxiang。
“haiyouwentima？meiwenti，sanhui！”
【zhendemeirenjuede，sihaonanjiabinhesihaonvjiabinmomingqimiaodepeima，yigeyazhaniumadeziben，yigebeizibenyazhadeniuma，tianshengsiduitou，juepei！】
huiyijieshuhou，zhuliyejiangsijinrandexinglixiangdijileta。
“sizong，xinglidouyijingshoushihaole，dongshizhangshuo，ninbuzaidezheiduanshijian，tahuiqinzizaigongsizuozhen，rangninbuyongdanxin。”
sijinrankanzhezhulidiguolaidexinglixiang，neizhangmeiyandongrendelianshangyeyouzhewuyu，queyezhinenganzhaozijiyeyeshuodezhaoban。
qianwangluzhixianchangdeguochengzhong，jiemuzuyeduimeiweijiabinjinxinglecaifang，cheshangdejiabinyijiushichuyumeiyoutoudezhuangtai。
“ninjuede，ninzaishenghuozhongshiyigezenmeyangderenni！”
yihaonanjiabin（luyanzhou）：wojuedewoshiyigetingwuquderen……
erhaonanjiabin（qiming）：woshiyigehenxiangwangziyouderen……
sanhaonanjiabin(baihaozhe)：woyinggaishiyigeyoudianneixiangderen……
yihaonvjiabin（xuzhixia）：woyinggaisuanshixinggefanchahendaderen……
erhaonvjiabin（zhaoqiongyue）：woshineizhongxintaihenhaoderen……
sanhaonvjiabin（xuxiaoruo）：woshineizhongdanzihendaderen……
【yigewuqu，yigeyoumo，sheihaiganshuobupei，laoniangbadaojiatabozishang！】
shenweiyanyuandeluyanzhouhexuzhixia，keyishuoshihenqingchudajiadeshuangdianzaishenmedifang。
随时随地大小撒糖。
“sihaonanjiabin，ninjuedezaishenghuozhong，ninshigeshenmeyangderen？”
sihaonanjiabin（chiye）：woshigeshenmeyangderen？henwaixiang，shangbanzongxiangzuolaobandeweizhi。
【老板：那我走？】
【hahahahaha，yutouge，nizhenshibukuiduizhenduinidexiwang，taiyougengle。】
【taihaoqiyutougedelushanzhenmianmule，zheigedejingshenzhuangtai，lingxianwojibainian。】
cikedewudidaoyanyeshiyiliandeshengwukelian。
tazheishilianzonga，lianzong，bushituokouxiua！
yuanbenyiweiyigechiyejiugourangrentoutengdele。
danshishiquexiangwudichongfenshuomingshenmejiao，youwolongdedifangbiyoufengchu。
mianduizheigewenti，sihaonvjiabin（sijinran）duanzandesikaoleyixia，suihoucuishengshengdeshuozhe：woshigeyouqianren！
【meikaierdu，zheiwudidenaoguazibudewengwengdea！】
【danzheijieshuodeyemeicuoa，neihuiyishizuiqimanengrongdexiawushigeren，haishibuzhangjinxinghuibao，kexiangzheiqiyeguimodeyouduoda，zheijiezuiqimayedeshigefuzongjibiede！】
gangcaizaicheshangdaoyanzuyijingjigeweijiabinkanleqitajiweijiabindejieshao**。
yinweihaibushejidaozudui，suoyibagerendoushiyoudandudezhibojiande。
“xianzaiqinggeweijiabinzaizheijiduanjieshao**zhongxuanchunizuixihuandejinxingtoupiao。”
“cicitoupiaojieguo，jiangzhijieyingxiangjiexialaiyuehuianpai。”
“suodedaopiaoshuzuiduodejiabin，keyizaijiabingongbushenfenhou，youxianxuanzeyiweiyixingjiabinlaizuoweizijijintiandeyuehuiduixiang。”
qitajiabinzainadaotoupiaozigehou，dourenzhendesikaozhe。
weiyouchiyezaidezhiyouxiguizehou，guoduandejiangzijidepiaotoujilesanhaonvjiabinxuxiaoruo。
chiyedezheiyixingwei，rangyuanbenshenxianjuewangzhongdewudiyekandaoleshenghaidexiwang。
zheiqishouyaojiabinchulezouhoumendechiye，qiyudoushiwudijingtiaoxixuande。
zaiwudikanlai，chiyefengguifeng，danneizhanglianhaishizhangdebucuode。
jiushilurenyuantaichale，bu，tagenbenjiumeiyoulurenyuan。
jianchiyexunsuzuochulexuanze，wudiziranshibuhuifangguozheigejihuide。
“kanlaisihaonanjiabinduiwomensanhaonvjiabindediyiyinxianghaishihenbucuodea，keyiwenyixia，ninzheimejiandingxuanzesanhaonvjiabindeyuanyinma？”
xuxiaoruodejieshaoyingpian，shitadaquan，panyan，shejide**heji。
ruguoshitongyangxihuanhuwaiyundongderen，dequehenrongyibeitade**suoxiyin。
“wodequeduisanhaonvjiabinbijiaohaoqi！”
【wae，zheisuanshibianxiangbiaobaima？zheiyinggaisuanshiyijianzhongqingleba，budui，lianliandoumeijianguoni！】
【haimeijianmianjiuxihuanshangle，yutougezhenbukuishinia！】
chiyedezheiyihuida，zaiwudikanlaiyesuanshidianxingdebiaozhundaanle。
yushitachengshengzhuiji：“nengshuoyixia，ninhaoqideyuanyinma？”
kanzheneidayoubaogenwendiqushidewudi，chiyeheiheiyixiao。
jirannichengxinfawenle，neiwojiudafacibeidegaosuniba！
“wotebiehaoqi，tayiquannengbunengdasiwo！”
【hahahaha，jianguozuoside，zheizhaosidehaishidiyicijian。】
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