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“什么？！”
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**，hougedoulaile，zheizenmewan？
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“切胆小鬼！”
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“**，wocaibushidanxiaogui，bujiushisunwukongma，xianzaijiuqu...”
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suyangdesixupiaohuleyihuier，ranhoutayaoleyaotou，jiangzheixiexiangfapaozhinaohou。
xianzaixiangzheixiehaitaizaole，erqietianshikebushineimehaorede。
zhengbuhaoyibahuozhijiebazijishaochenghui....
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suyangguanchazhejicangzhongdezhongren。
yexushisunwukongdechuxianjidajiadailailetaidadezhenhan，zhishengjineideqifenyichanganjing。
pingshizongshizazahuhudezhaoxincikeyeanjingbuyi，zuilizhengzaibutingdedunangzheshenme。
leinabuzai，zhihuiquanluodaoleqiangweideshouzhong。
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shandingshangyunwuliaorao，yinyuehainengkanjianyizuogulaodexiaota，zaiyunwuzhongruoyinruoxian，gengtianjifenshenmi。
youyudanxinbeisunwukongfaxianxingzong，zhishengjizaijuliliangshanhaiyoujigonglideshihou，jiuxuanzeleyichuxiangduianquandedifangjiangluo。
zhongrenxunsuxiaji，yiweishenchuanmicaifudejunguanzaoyidenghouduoshi。
junguanzhizhetingfangzaiyipangdejunyongkacheshuodao：“gewei，qingshangcheba，zhishengjizhinengsongnimendaozheilile，jiexialaideluchengxuzuocheganguoqu。”
daizhongrenshangchezuoding，junguankaishijieshaodangqiandezhuangkuang：“zheigesunwukong，womenyebuqingchushicongnalimaochulaide，jiuxiangshipingkongchuxiandeyiyang。”
tayuqizhongdaizheyisiwunaihekunhuo。
“zheijiahuoyichuxianjiunaodetianfandifu，yiliankuayuehaojigesheng，jianzhiruruwurenzhijing。”
womenpaichudezhandoujidouzhuibushangta，haibeitaxianfanlehaojiliangtanke，zuihoutalaidaoleliangshan，jiubudongle。
“womenduitashushouwuce，xunchangwuqigenbenduitazaobuchengrenheweixie，suoyizhinengqingnimenxiongbinglianchumale！”
piankeguohou，kachexingshidaoshanjiaoxia。
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“muqiantahaizaineili，womenzhinengsongnimendaozheierle，zhunimenyilushunfeng！”
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qingqingmosuozhedaoren，xinzhongmonian。
“hougeahouge，zheiyibopotianfugui，jiuquankaonile。”
“好了别看了！”
qiangweitiaoxiache，duizhejinzhangdezhongrenhandao。
“gexiaolun，nifuzedatouzhen，qitarenjinsuiqihou，baochihaoduixing，zanmenzheijiushangshan！”
“wodigemaya，zheidifangganjuezazheimeyinsenni？”
zoulepianke，gexiaolunzhijuedehoubeiyizhenfaliang，yibianshuo，yibianjinzhangdisichuzhangwang。
“sunwukongbuhuiyijingfaxianzanmenleba！”
“不可能。”
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gexiaolunyihuodao：“neikeshixuanxuedewanyia，yaoguaidounengkandechulai，haikanbuchulaizanzheikuijia？？？”
“ninaneimeduohuani？”
qiangweizhoulezhoumeitou，jieshidao。
“leinadeziliaoxianshi，sunwukongyeshigechaojizhanshi，kejihoudongba！”
“taneihuoyanjinjing，shuobailejiushiyizhongannengliangfenxiyi，genbenzhencebudaozanmenshenshangdeanhejinkuijia。”
“哦！”
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suyanggenzaihoumianchadianxiaochusheng。
孙悟空是科技猴？
yexuba，danshitahuideneixiedongxikedoubushixianzaiyizhiyuzhounenglijiede。
xiangshenmefatianxiangdi，santouliubei，yuanlishishadoubuzhidao。
erqiesunwukongtineidenengliangduodeyipi。
genmogannadeemoyihaopinlegebuxiangshangxia，jianzhibiantai...
haiyoujiushi，sheishuosunwukongfaxianbulewomende。
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nayouzhuanmenzoukongkuangdedifangdeya！
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