xiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《jing！yongbingdalaotashimanjibking》shi“shulan”deyuanchuangjiazuo，gaishuzhuyaorenwushishulanlujinhan，shuzhonggushijianshushi：muyudemojingsongsongkuakuadeguazaibijianshang，luchuyishuangzhuangrongjingzhideyanjing，duizheshulanzhalezha。“wobuhuikengnide，buguohuashuohuilai，baiyangneixiaozizenmehaimei……
dianhuaduimianchuanlaileyidaowumeizhijidenvyin，“dengnindongyidongninneijinguideshouzhi，jiwohuixiaoxia。”
舒澜：“……”
yinhuaojiaodeqinghengyisheng，“zaixiangshenmeni？wotingheilangshuo，niyijingchenjinzaijiatingdewennuanzhong，bukezibale，haiqushanglegeshenmedaxue……heishea，nihainianqing，zheijiuzhunbeituiyinle？”
yinhudeshengyin，zhayitingyoudianjiaorouzaozuo，dantingdejiule，quenengtingchuyizhongbieyangdeyunweihefengqing。
yebuguandianhuaduimianderengenbenkanbudao，shulanzhijiefanlegebaiyan。
“zhangjianghoulangtuiqianlangtingshuoguomei？zanmenzheizhongren，nalaidetuiyin？”
guyongbinghuiguidoushidegushidoushipianrende。
tamenzheiyangderen，chufeishisizairenwuli，fouzeshimeizigetuiyinde。
buguanyinzangdeduoshen，cengjingdeguowangzongyouyitianhuibeiwachulai。
yaomezhandoudaosi，zaizuifenghuazhengmao、zuicanlandenianji，yiyizhongzuihonghonglieliedefangshisiqu。
yaomejiushisuoweidetuiyin，zaibushuyutamendeshijieduoduozangzang。
jiuxiangshiyizhiyinzangzaixiashuidaolidelaoshu、
jiusuanjiaoxingshanzhong，yezuoleyibeizilaoshu。
yongyuanbuhuiyourenzhidao，xiashuidaolidelaoshu，cengjingyouzheshijieshangzuijianruifenglideliaoya。
erzhei，bisihaikepadeduo。
yinhu：“……bieshuozheizhongsangqihua，laonianghaimeiwangouni！lanchengqixingpandashadinglou，jinibangexiaoshi。”
“womeiche，pairenlailanchengdaxuejiewo。”
“youyouyou？”yinhukuazhangdejiaoleqilai，“zanmenheishekeshiyoumingdetucaizhu，wojidenizaimiguodechekuli，jiuyoujishiliangdingjichaopaoba？zenmedaolelancheng，haididiaoqilaileni？”
“shaofeihua！daodilaibulai？badianzhiqianbulai，wojiuzaisushexidengshuijuele！”
dianhualizhijijingleyimiao，jinjiezhejiuchuanlaiyizhenpilipaladebolipingdaodisheng。
“dengzhe！womashangdao！”
“shulan，niyouyaochuqua？”
xuxiaonuotingdaoshulandehua，bujinwenleyiju。
zheijitian，shulanjihumeitianwanshangdouhuichuqu，sihushihenmangdeyangzi。
shulanbenlaidouhuanleshuiyile，cishizhengzaihuanyifu。
tahuanleyishenhenjiandandeheitjiaqianseshuixiniuziku，toushangdaizheyidingheisebangqiumao，yizhangbaixiganjingdaojizhidelianxiandegengjialengyanbiren。
“zoule，xidengqianhuilai。”
yongdudemalushang，yiliangheisedebaomuchehuanmandexingshizhe。
baomucheli，tudingxizhuangnanzhengkukoupoxindeniantaozhe。
“jingyua，wozhidao，yinidekaweizuozheizhongshi，bieshuoshinile，woyeshengqi，danmeibanfaa……”
“dalaobancongguowaihuilai，jingchengdoumeiqu，zhijielailelancheng，bieshuoshangtouzhijiedianleni，jiushineixiebuzaibendide，yigegededoupinlemingdewangdalaobangenqianji……”
“nizhidaolongdaoshoulideshiduodadexiangmuma？nizhidaomudongzheicidaihuilaileduoshaozijinma？zhiyaoninengjinzu，bieshuoshinanzhujiao，jiusuanyangenanersansiwu，doushinizhuanxingdetiaoban！”
“qianzaimudongshouliqiazheni！tajinkouyikai，wanglongdaozulisaigeren，jiushiyijuhuadeshi！”
xinzhimingshuolebantian，kouganshezaodeyaohekoushui，yizhuanyanjiukanjiannanrenzhengditoukanshouji。
“wogennishuolezheimeduo，nitingjinqulemeiyou？！”
shujingyuyanshencongshoujipingmushangnuokai，kanletayiyan，“buqu，woyaohuijia。”
xinzhimingguangliuliudetoudingliangbianjinshengdeneidiantoufadouyaoshuqilaile。
“shudashao，bieshuanineidianshaoyepiqile！wodoudatingle，neimudongbuzhishixingyuzuidadegudong，haishihkjituandedagudong！renjianeishiguojicaituan，dixiadewushuchanpinxian，suibianlinchuyitiaolai，dounengdiaodanijianeidianjiachan！”
“nijiagongsibushiquetouzima？wogaosuni，mudongshouzhitoufengliloujigegangbengchulai，jiunengjiuhuoshulanjituandexianjinliu！”
wenyan，shujingyuyanpidoumeitaiyixia。
“genwoyoushenmeguanxi？”
“你！”
“回家！”
xinzhimingkanxiangsiji，taigaoleshengyin，“quqixingpan，buxudiaotou！”
shuowan，tayoushiweixieyoushikenqiudeduishujingyushuodao：“buguanzenmezhe，nihaodaidejidalaobanmianzi，lugemianba？nishimeijianguogongsidixiaduoshaorendengzhebanijixiaquma？niyigenanren，mudongyoushigenvren，tanengqiangponishenmea？”
shujingyuzuichundongledong，sihuxiangshuoshenme，danzuizhongquekaozaichezuoli，yanfandebishangleyanjing。
yeli，xuexiaonanmen，shulanzouchulaideshihou，yiyanjiukanjianxuexiaomenkoutingzheyiliangxingmudehongsefalali。
nvrenyishenheisexiaolifu，jianshangpizhexuebaidepicaowaitao，mojingzhezhuletadabanzhanglian，jiuhongsedebolangjuanfapeishanglieyanhongchun，xiandewubiliaoren。
shulanzuijiaochouchuleyixia，ditoucongdoulitaochukouzhaolaidaishang，qingshouqingjiaodezouleguoqu。
zhishitahaimeishuohua，nvrenjiuturandabuzoulai，jiejieshishidejiletayigeyongbao。
nongliedexiangshuiweishunjianchongchizheshulandebiqiang。
bushichuyunqingneizhongyiwenjiuzhidaozugouangguidedanyaqixi，ershijiangguiyoucibi。
zheigeyongbingchushen、zaiqianglindanyudezhanqulaiquzirudenvren，guoranhaishiheyiqianyiyangmeiyoupinwei。
“嘿！想我了吧？”
shulan：“……bizui！”
shulancongyinhuhuailizhengtuochulai，kanzhetazheiyishendaban，yanshenlimanshiwuyu。
“wanshangdaimojing，xiatianchuanpicao，nishixianjingshenbingyuandejiuhuchelaidebugoukuai？”
“zheijiaobige！bigezhidaoma？”
muyuzhaixiamojing，qinghengyisheng，“yaoshibuzheimechuan，sheinengtouguowomeilidewaibiao，kanqingchuwobadaonvzongcaidebenzhi？”
“……”shulan：“nibuzheimechuanyegoubadaole，ganjinshangcheba。”
挺丢人的……
shulanshanglemuyuneiliangliangzuopaoche，mizheyanjing。
“wojidezheiyilushangjiansudaitingduode，niyouzhedian，xiaoxindipan。”
“kaiwanxiao！wodezhancheshenmeshihousongguo？wohuipaxiaoxiaodejiansudai……”
“嘭！”
huahaimeishuowan，dipanpengzhuangdeshengyinxiangqi。
suizhierlaidejiushiyidaojianruidejinshumocadeshengyin。
shulanxieguoyanjing，“ngheng？”
“……”muyuxinlizaidixue，danlianshanghaibaochizhebadaonvzongcaiyingyoudesanfenqingmiesanfenboliangsifenmanbujingxin。
“xiaoshi，yiliangchezieryi，dengshenmeshihoumeiyoule，suishoujiurengle。”
shulanxiangtashuqidamuzhi，youzhongdebiaoshipeifu。
budebushuo，siyazizuiyingyeshiyizhongbenshi。
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