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likaixiajia，yekaibianlaidaoshouyuanyiyuankanxiamuqinshentiruhe。
ershouyuanyiyuan，cishiquejinzhangdaolejidian。jiuzaijinwan，yiyuanturanlaileyigedeleguaibingderen，benshinanershen，quezhangleyiduirangnvrendoucankuidexiongqi，sizhigengshituihuachengleyinger，yanranyifuguaiwumoyang。
suoyouzhuanjiahexianjinyiliaoshebeidoujianchagelebian，quesihaozhaobuchuwenti。
yaoneigedeleguaibingderenshiyibanrenyejiubale，ketapianpianshizheishanchengshidixiabazhulichongshandeerziliqi。
lichongshangengshiyangyan，jinwanyaoshizhibuhaotadeerzi，jiurangzheishouyuanyiyuandesuoyouyihupeizang！
cike，huangfuzhangcunkanzhebingchuangshangdeliqi，zhenggemeitoudouningchenglegeda，xingyishushizai，tahaicongweijianguoruciguaibing，yishibuzhiruhexiashou。
“jiaoshou！woerzidaodinengbunengzhihao？nijigetongkuaihua，bieranglaozizaizheiligandengzhe！gaosuni，woderennaikeshiyouxiandude，biebiwoxianzaijiusharen！”lichongshanmiansehenli，duizhehuangfuzhangcunehenhendiweixiedao。
suiranhuangfuzhangcun，yishenyishujingtian，zaishanchengshiyoujifenweiwang。danshizailichongshanzheiyangdedixiabazhumianqian，quechalebushiyixingbandian。
yaoleyaoya，huangfuzhangcunshuodao：“nengzhi，danbushiwo！”
“shishei？kuaishuo！tazainali，woxianzaijiuqubataqingguolai。”tingdaozijideerziyoujiu，lichongshandunshidaxidao。
“ng，lixianshengshaodengyixia，wozheijiulianxita。”
shuowanhuangfuzhangcunbiannachushouji，botongleyekaidedianhua。
bingfangzhong，zhengzaiweihunmidemuqintuinadeyekai，huranshoujixiangleqilai，kandaolaidianxianshi，yekaizuijiaoxiexieyixiao，enlejietingjian。
neibianlimachuanlaihuangfuzhangcunjiaojideshengyin，dao：“yexiansheng，nizainali？“
“wojiuzaishouyuanyiyuan，zhaogumuqin。”yekaidandanhuidao。
“那太好了！”
huangfuzhangcunxingfendao：“wozheilishouleyigebingren，mingjiaoliqi，deleyizhongguaibing，nikefouguolaijiuzhi？”
“meiwenti，woxianzaijiuguoqu。”
yekaihenshishuangkuaidaying，biangualedianhua，kanzhebingchuangdeyemu，yuqibeishangdao：“muqin，haierbashiqudeshenzangquhuilaijiunengjiunile，daoshinizaiyebuyongtangzaizheilishoukule。”
suihou，yekaimuguangbiandeyinleng，zhuanshenliqu。
他的复仇开始了！
yuanlaizheiyiqie，douzaiyekaisuanjizhinei，zaixiajialiqihedechashui，zaojiubeiyekaidongleshoujiao，shiliqideleguaibing。
yekailiaodaolijiahuizhaohuangfuzhangcunlaiweiliqiyizhiguaibing，erzheigeguaibingchuletasheidouyizhibuhao。
poyulijiadeweishi，huangfuzhangcunyidinghuizaidiyishijianxiangdaota。
zheiyangyilai，bianshizijishixingjihuadeshihou。
laidaoshoushushi，yekaikanleyiyanlaxiladehunmideliqi，lenglengyixiao。tasuodeguaibing，zhibuguoshizijiyongzhenqifengzhuleliqidejichujingluoxuedao，jiusuanbujinxingjiuzhi，yigeyuezhihoubianyekeyizixinghuifu。
dangran，zheixiehuayekaishibunengshuochulaide。
“zheibingkeyizhihao，zhibuguoyouxiefuza。”yekaiguzuogaoshendeduizhelichongshanshuodao。
“yexiansheng，qiuqiuninle，kenqingninyidingyaozhihaowoerzidebinga！zhiyaoninengzhihaowoerzi，wodingranzhongjindaxie！”lichongshanyitingyekainengzhi，manshijidongdao，takeshikanlewushumingyidoushushouwuce。
“nierzidebing，zhiyaowoshiyongqinzizhudao，peihezhenqijiangqidusaidejingluoyiyiqiekai，biankeyizhi。danshi，zheikeshihenxiaohaowodegongli，suoyizheigeguochengshizaishifuzaa！”
yekaizhuangzuoyaotoutanxidao：“shuoshihua，zheigebingren，buhaojiea！”
“yexiansheng，ninkeqianwanyaojiujiuwoerzia！ninyaoshibuguanle，woerzizheibeizijiuzhendewandanle！”
lichongshandaji：“zhenfeishenmede，nijinguankaikou，wojuebuhaijia！”
yekaizhuangzuoshifenweinandao：“zheibingshizainanzhi，buguowodengyishengtianzhibenjiushizhibingjiuren，woyuanyiyishi，zheizhenjinjiuwubaiwanba？”
“meiwenti！meiwenti！”
lichongshanjimangdiantoudaying，tatingdaowubaiwanyebusuanduo，erzizheibingtaiqiguaile，jiusuanjibierenwuqianwan，yezhibuhao！
“hao，lijiazhuguorankuoqi，neiwoxianzaijiuweilishaojiuzhi。”
jiagetanhao，yekaibianhuanshangshoushufuhekouzhao，tuizhehunmibuxingdeliqizoujinleshoushushi
zaiguanshangshoushudamenshizuihouyike，yekaizuijiaoluchuxiexiao，yanzhongyisihongguangshanguo，tadefuchoushikedaole。
ershoushushiwaidelichongshanquanranbuzhidaoerzi，jijiangmianduideweiji，haiyigejingzaineilijiyekaidaoxie。
hunandeshoushushi，yekaidakaishoushutaidengguang，zhaozaileliqidelianshang。
yekaiyinceceyixiao，nachulianggenyinzhenduizheliqizhalexiaqu，meiguoduojiuliqibianyouyouxinglai，nongliedexiaodushuiwei，buyourangtadalegepenti。
dangliqikanqingzhouweihuanjinghou，zuijiaoluchuyisihuixinweixiao，tagongjingdao：“yisheng，wodebingjiubaituonile。”
“fangxin，wohuibanibingzhihao，danshizuoweichoulao，nixuyaoyonglianggeshenzhifu。”yekaidandandao。
wenyan，rangliqiganjuedaolebuduijing，youjingyoukongdao：“ni……nishishenmeren？”
“呵呵……”
kouzhaozhaixia，luchulerangyizhangrangliqishuxiwubidelian：“lidashaokezhenshiguirenduowangshi，nandaowanglenishuoguowodeshenhenhaoyongma？
“叶开！”
kongjushunjianmanyanliqiquanshen，hedetajingkongdeweixiedao：“wobashilichongshan，nidongwoyixiashishi。kuaifanglewo，buranrangnihaokan！”
“wozhidaonibashilichongshan，erqietahaizaiwaimianzhanzhe，bumannishuo。nibagangganghaitongyijiwowubaiwan，weinizhibingni。”yekaihuishennazheshoushudaodandandao。
“什么！”
liqihaoxiangxiangmingbaileshenme，chongzheyekaidahuxiaojiaodao：“shini！wodebingshinigaodegui，shinirangwobianchengzheiburenbuguideyangzi！”
“hehe……lidashaoyeguorancongming，zhibuguozhidaozhenxiangyouruhe？yihuiwohuiqinyanrangnikanzhe，woshiruhebanideliangkeshenzangquchulai，rangniganshouyixiawodetongkuyujuewang。”
yekaixiankaitadeyifu，shounashoushudaojiukaishixunzhaoshenzangweizhi。
“nizheigesiwonangfei，ganpengwoyixia，shaniquanjia！woyaonibudehaosi，nizheifeiwu，kuaifangwoa！yaoburan……”
yekaishizaibeitachaodefanzao，zhijieliangzhenxiaqu，liqibianganjuehunshenxialaimeiyouyisiliqizhidao，zhidaochedianjing。
keshipianpiande，tahaiyouganjue，haiyouyishi，hainengkanqingyanqianren。danpianpianzijiquedongbule，yebunengshuohua，yanzhuzijiuzhizhidekanzheyekaishounashoushudao，lianzhuandongyixiadoufeijing，taxianghujiu，keshiquebuneng。
jiuzaizheishi，yekaiyijingxiankaidetadeyifu，shoushudaoduizhunletashenzang，tajingkongwanfen，xiangyaodajiao，xiangyaofankang，keshiquebuneng，tashiqingxingde，ershentizebushoudanaokongzhi。
“made！liqinijiwojizhule！zheijiushinilvwodexiachang，woyaorangnishengburusi！yihouzaiyebunengyongnixiamianbanshi！”
yekaicike，chedixiexiaweizhuang，ehenhendidengzheliqidao：“laozirennihenjiule，jintianwoyaohenixinchoujiuzhangyiqisuan！xiayigejiushixiaminjiushinei**le，woyaojiaodetajiajiquanbuning！”
liqixiangdahu：“womeilvni！”
keshineibuguoshitahuanxiangeryi，ciketagenbenshuobulehua。
“刷！”
yekaiyebuzaidaliliqi，yegenbenbuxiangzaitingtajieshishenme，zhijieyongshoushudaozaitadeshenshangkaileyigedakouzi！
liqitongdelianpizhichouchou，taqueshiyidianbanfadoumeiyou。
yekaideshoufaxiangdanglisuo，zhijiequchuliangeshenzang，erzheishiliqizaoyitongdekoutubaimo，shuangyanfanbaihunsiguoqu。
zheicidejingli，xiangbijianghuichengweiliqidemengyanbansuitayisheng。
yixiaoshihou，yekaizouchushoushushi，lichongshandengrenjimangweileshanglai，wendao：“yexiansheng，woerzenyang？”
yekaituoxiamanshixianxuedeshoushufu，zhaixiakouzhao，luchuyizhangrenchuwuhaidelian，xiaodao：“shoushuhenchenggong，lishaoyijingwanquanhuifule。buguomayaohaimeiguo，xianzaihaizaihunshuizhong。”
lichongshanxiangshoushushilimianwangleyiyan，kandaoliqiyijinghuifuyuanyang，jingjingditangzaineili，bianmeiyouduoxiang，zhijienachuyizhangka，didaoyekaideshouji，shifenganxiedao：“yexiansheng，guoranshishenyizaishi，miaoshouhuichun，zheikalishiyiqianwan，duochudewubaiwan，zeshiliaobiaozaixiaxinyi。xiwang，yihoukeyiheyexianshengduoduolaiwang。”
lichongshankandaoyekairucinianjing，bianyouzhetongtianyishu，yihouqiantubijiangwuke**，bianqilejiejiaozhixin。
danshi，ruguorangtazhidaole，zijierziliangkeshenzangwanquanbeiyanqianzheigenianqingrengele，xiangbibiaoqingyidinghuifeichangjingcai。
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likaishouyuanyiyuanhou，yekaidaizhehunmidemuqinlaidaoshijiaodeyidonglaofangzili，zheishiyekaizaiwaimianzudefangzi，yitazaiyangjiadeweizhi，shitawufajiangmuqinjiejinyangjia，zhinengzaiwaimianzuyitaofangzi，rangshengbingdemuqinzhuzaizheili。
zheilishuyulaochengqu，huanjingjicha，danshizheilihenbianyi，yekaiyiqiandeqian，dabufendouweimuqinzhibingle，meibanfa，meiyouqian，yekaiyezhinengzhuzaizheili。
buguozheilihuanjingsuiranhencha，danzongsuanhaishitamenmuzideqishenzhidi，lianggerenzongsuanyouyigeyikao，youqiangua，zhudejiule，yekaiduizheiliyiranyouleganqing。
buguoxianzai，tayijingyouleqian，zhunbeijiangmuqinyihaohou，jiubanlizheili，maiyidongdabieshurangmuqinhaohaoxiangfu。
rujin，shenzangyijingquhui，yekaikeyijixuxingzhen，danshikanlekanshijian，jiushengsangexiaoshishilaotaitaishoudanle。
zaijintian，tayaozuoyijianjingtiandongdidedashi，rangxiaminhouhuizhongshen！
kanleyiyanbingchuangshangdemuqin，yekaibotonglejianglingerdedianhua，mafantapailiangrenguolaizhaoguyixiamuqin。
gaosudizhihou，neibiandejianglingerhenshuangkuai，banxiaoshihoujiuyoulianggekanqilaishifenzhuanyedebaomu。kandaomuqinyourenzhaogu，yekaibiananxinliqu。
zheiyitian，shanchengshibijingbeizairushice！
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