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“haoya，wokeyiliuxialai。”
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taqingxudiluodezhuanshen，zhengdasuanliqu，baolidedianhuaxiangle。
是家里保姆打来的。
tangwanenlejietingjian，touchuanlailejiqiedeshengyin。
“buhaoletangxiaojie，sisifabingle！”
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