家养猫头鹰是仙尊南瓜汤圆汤-著

小说简介

jingpinxiaoshuo《jiayangmaotouyingshixianzun》，leishuyuduanpianyanqingfenggedejingdianzhizuo，shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshixuanlingxianzunlinxiaoman，xiaoshuozuozheweinanguatangyuantang，wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：“nishibushixiangshuohua？”linxiaomancoudegengjin，jihubijianyaopengdaotadeyumao，yanshenlichongmanlegulihe……hongxiaohaishide……

精彩章节

xiuxianjiezuiqiangmaotouyingxuanlingxianzundincibeizijiagongdiandexianeruatoushi，xianruyansusikao：

zheijiexianedantaifei，jiujingyaobuyaojitirengquweixiongshou？

kefadaifangkongshizaitaishufu，maorongrongyuanyanjingmengqinmaimengerbuzizhidexianzunhaimeisikaowan，youshuileguoqu。

zhidaomouritabeidanchunshaonianlinxiaomanchuaijinhuaili：“xiaokeaigenwohuijia，tiantianyouxiaoyugan！”

xianzundarenruiliyingyanyipie，zhengyaofazuo，quehuranfaxian——shaoniangengujuejia，zhengshizijikuxunqianniandewanmeituer！

lengkuxianzunyudanchunshaonianhuhonghuchongjitongyajiangdebaoxiaoxiuxianlu，zhengshikaishi……

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xiuxianjietoutiaoxinwen，ruguozhenyouzheiwanyierdehua，dagaimeishiniandouyaobuyanqifandizhongfuyici——jing！xuanlingxianzunhuoweizhongdurengefenlie！fuzuixinfenliezhengzhuangjikeyishouhaizhemingdan！

dixiapinglunbiranjingcaifencheng，cong“taxiulianzouhuorumoyanmaolvguangshengkenxianqi”dao“tabanyebushuizaiqingongdingshangxuelanghaohaidiaomao”buyierzu，meigedoushuodeyoubiziyouyan，fangfotougaorenjiusuozaixuanlingxianzundechuangdixiaqinyanmudu。

wuta，zhiyinweizheiweigongrendexiuxianjiezhanlitianhuaban、beijingxianqiongdianzhizhu、bentishizhimaotouyingdedaneng，renqianherenhoudefanchashizaiguoyulipu。

renqian，xianmengyishi，wanxianlaichao。xuanlingxianzungaojujiutianhanyuzuo，yishenmoyuanxiuyunwendeguangxiushenyi，qichangdongchesanjie。neishuangyanjingsaoxialai，ruilirugengubuhuadebingleng，nengzhijiebafansongdexiaoxiandingsizaiyuandi，lianhunpodouduosuo。takaikou，shengxiandichenbingleng，zijuqiaozaizhongxianxinshanggenxiabingbaoside，meirengandashengchuanqi。yideshijieyuliefeng，zhendeshishangguxiongmo，tayichuidingyin，meirenganfangbangepi。zheishihou，tashixuanlingxianzun，shibeijingdezhenshi，shishashen。

人后……呃。

“ya！xianzunninyouzaizheilifadaiya？”

xianqiongdianhouyuan，nuanrongrongderitoushaidexianpalingcaodoulanyangyangde。yigechuanzheehuangshaqundexiaoxianeyanjingliangjingjingdi，faxianlemubiao。

baiyudiaozhuodelanganshang，dunzheyizhidaniao。

tongtiyumaoshishenheyushuangbaijiaozhi，gunyuandeshenzi，gunyuandenaodai，zuijuedeshineizhanglian——judade、yuanliuliude、jinchengchengdeyanjingjihuzhanmanlezhenglian，yanzhouhaiyouyiquanxixidebairongyumao，huoxiangdailefukuazhangdeyanjing。cikezheishuangpingriliruilidenenghesimozundeyanjing，zhengfangkongzhe，tongkonghuansan，duizhexukongzhongdemougedian，yizhabuzha。zhenggeniaosuochengyituanmaoqiu，touzheyizhongjinhuyuchundezhuanzhuheanning。

简称，呆。

xiaoxianenieshouniejiaodikaojin，shenchu“mozhua”，xiaoxinyiyidi、feikuaidizaineikemaorongrongdeyuannaodaishangluleyiba。

shouganjijia！pengsong，rouruan，haidaizhetaiyangdenuanyi！

maotouying……abu，xuanlingxianzunbeimodeshenziweiweiyihuang，huansandetongkongjiannandijujiaoleyishun，mantuntundiceguoyidiantou，kanxiangmaofanzhe。neiyanshenlimeiyouweiyan，meiyounuqi，zhiyoubeidaduanfangkongzhuangtaidemangranheyidiandian……daizhideyiwen？kanqilaigengchunmengle。

“xianzunninhaokeaia！”lingyigebiyixianeyedazhedanzicouguolai，renbuzhuyongzhijianqingqingpenglepengtayanzhouneiquanbairong。

“jiushijiushi，bixiajieyushouzongyangdeneixielingchongkeaiyiwanbei！”

“xu！xiaoshengdian！biechaodaoxianzunsikaodashi！”

xianemenyadishengyinjijizhazha，lianshangyangyizheyizhonglumaochenggongdexingfuhongyun，shouxiadongzuoquebuting，zheigemomochibangjian，neigefufuhoubeiyumao。

玄翎仙尊：“……”

taqishisikaodebushidashi。

tasikaodeshi：zheijiexianeshibushigaijitirengqubeiminghaiweineitouzongxiangyueyudexiongshouhundun？dandabaotian，jingganlvcixiedubenzun……ng……buguo，jintiantaiyangshaideyumaogenerdoushuzhankaile，queshishufu……gangcaixiangdaonalile？e，chuzhi……hundunhaoxiangtiaoshi，shangcirengguoqudejigemoxiutadoumeichi，xiansuan……xianexipinenrou，kenengheweikou？……dantamenshumaodeshoufa……ng……zuobianchibangxiamianhaiyoudianyang，yaobuyaoshiyiyixia……

tahaimeisikaochugejieguo，chenzhongdeyanpiyoumanmandalalexiaqu，naodaiyidianyidian，zuizhongchedisuochengyigeqiu，zaixianemenqingroudeshuliyumaodongzuohewennuandeyangguangli，zaici……shuileguoqu。

suanle，weixiongshoudeshi，xiacifadaizaixiang。

xianqiongdiandexianemenzaojiumotoulezijiazhurendezheidian“xiaomaobing”。xianzunlengkubulengku？lengku。kepabukepa？kepa。dantazhiyaoyifangkongfadai，jiurongyixianruzheizhongdaimengzhuangtai，fanyingchidun，renrencuoyuanniebian（jinxianyulumao）。zhiyaozaitachediqingxingqianliuzou，jiuwanshidaji。bijing，qingxinghoudexuanlingxianzun，genbenbujidezijifadaishifashengleshenme——huozheshuo，taqianyishilijujuechengrenzijiyouneimebushefangdeshike。

yushi，xianzun“rengefenlie”deyaoyanyufashenxiaochenshang。jiashangtabentishimaotouying，zhoufuyechu（suiranxiuxianzhebushuijue，dantapianaiyelihuodong，baitianouerbumianfadai），xingzongmoce，gengzengtianlewushushenmiqiejingsongdesecai。

zhijiedaozhidejieguojiushi——xuanlingxianzun，xiuxianjiedingjidalao，zuoxiakongkongruye，liangeduanchasongshuidejimingdizidoumeiyou。

sheiganbaishi？jintiankannigenguqingqishikuailiao，mingtiannikenengjiuyinweizuojiaoxiantarudianmenbeitanei“fenlie”derengeduoleweiyu！xianmengsixiakaipanduxiayigedaomeidanshishei，duzhudouleijichengtianwenshuzile。

xuanlingxianzunzijidaobushihenji，tudima，jiangjiuyuanfen，qiangqiubude。tahuolewanbanian，shenmemeijianguo。zhishijinxienian，zhenyabeijingliefengxiaohaojianzeng，taqueshixuyaogegengujuejia、xinxingchunchededizichuanchengyibo，biyaoshiyenengdabashou。

kexi，kanshangyandejigehaomiaozi，doubeineixieyaoyanhedelianyepanchushimenningkesanxiu；erbupasixianglaipangaozhide，youduoshixinshubuzhengzhibei，lianxianqiongdianwaiweidemizhendouchuangbuguo，chunderangtayanteng。

suoyi，tashichangwaichu“youli”，meiqimingyuexunzhaojiyuan，shize……shihuanlegedifangfadai。

zheiyiri，renjianjie，cangcuiwubiandeyunwushanjiaoxia。

xuanlingxianzunchuliwanyizhuangdimaiyidongdexiaoshi，xunlekezhifanyemaodegusong，luozaiyigencuzhuangdehengzhishang，shuliandikaishi——fangkong。

xiyangdeyuhuitouguoyexi，zaitayumaoshangsaxiawennuandeguangban。shanfengqingrou，dailainituhecaomudeqingxinqixi。yuanchuyouxiliucongcong。

完美的发呆环境。

taxunsujinruzhuangtai，yuanyuandeyanjingzhengzhe，tongkonglidaoyingzheposuidejinguang，danyishizaoyishenyoutianwai，kenengzaisikaoyuzhouhonghuang，yekenengzhishizaizhuomowanshangzhuatianshujiacandebabaizhongfangshi。

jiuzaitawuwoliangwang，jijiangdincibeizijimengyun（erbuzizhi）deshihou，dixiachuanlaixixisusudeshengxiang，yijiyigeshaonianqinglangdeziyanziyu。

“yi？zheishishenmeniao？haoyuana！”

xuanlingxianzun：？（fadaihuanchongzhong，fanyingyanchi）

yigenhaidaizheqingcaoqixideshuzhi，xiaoxinyiyidi、shitanxingdi，qingqingtongletongtazunguide、dunzaishuzhishangdezhuazi。

xuanlingxianzun：“……”（huanmanjiazai：bei……maofanle？）

tachidundidixiatou，duishangyizhangyangqide、zhanlediannihuiquexiaorongcanlandelian。shigeyuemofanrenshiliuqisuideshaonianlang，yanjingliangdexiangshanjianlidequanshui，qingchejiandi，chuanzhecubuduanda，beizheyikunchaihe。

“gu？”xuanlingxianzunhoulonglifachuyigeyihuodediyin。fanjianxiaozi？burenshibenzun？

neishaonianquexiangshifaxianleshenmejueshizhenbao，yanjinggengliangle：“wa！nideyanjinghaoda！haoyuan！haoxianglianggedatongling！nidunzaizheilifadai，shizhaobudaojialema？haishiedefeibudongle？”

xuanlingxianzun：“……”（cpuguozai：tongling？e？）

tashituningjuqiyisixianzundeweiya，rangzheibuzhitiangaodihoudefanrenxiaozipigunniaoliu。

raner，tafadaitaijiu，shentiguoyufangsong，neidianweiyashifangchulai，feidanbuheren，fanerxiangshi……zhamao？

shaonianguoranbei“meng”daole：“aiya，biepabiepa！wobushihuairen！”tafangxiachaikun，zaishenshangmolemo，taochubankuaiyongyouzhibaozhede、kanqilaiyingbangbangdeluobing，shifendafangdidiguolai，“re，jinichi！suiranyoudiangan，danshihendingede！”

xuanlingxianzunkanzhedidaoyanqiande、fanrenchide、haowulingqidecucaoshiwu，xianruleduanzandechenmo。taganjuezijidedaoxinshoudaoleyiwandianwuruxingdaji。

shaonianjiantabuchi，naolenaotou，huangrandawu：“e！niaobuchibingziduiba？nimenchichongzi！nidengzhe，wojiniwaqiuyin！”shuozhezhenjiuyaodunxiaqubaotu。

xuanlingxianzun：“！！！”

qiyoucili！qichidaru！

tamengdizhangkaichibang，zhunbeijizheixiaoziyidianyansekankan，biruyichibangshantagegentou，huozheyonghuizhuoluantaneitoukanqilaijiuruanhuhudeheifa。

raner，tagangyizhangchi，dagaishiyinweiduntaijiutuima，yekenengshiqihunletou，jiaoxiayigebuwen，jingzhitingtingdicongshuzhishangzailexialai！

“aiya！xiaoxin！”shaonianjinghuyisheng，xiayishidizhangkaishuangbei。

噗叽。

yituanmaorongrong、chendiandian、nuanhuhudedongxi，zhunquewuwudiluojinlelinxiaomanhuaili。

linxiaomanshoumangjiaoluandibaozhu，rushoushijizhiderouruanhepengsong。taditou，duishangyishuangyinweijinghehefennuerdengdegengdade、yuanliuliudejinseyanjing。

四目相对。

空气安静了一瞬。

“gugugu！！！”（fangsi！wuzhifanren！jinggan——！）xuanlingxianzunzaitahuailiputengqilai，kexizishibieniu，chibangshizhanbukai，kanqilaigengxiangshisajiaobandezhengzha。

linxiaomanbeitaputengdeyangyang，gegexiaoqilai，shoubeiquebaodegengjinle：“haha，bienaobienao！yuanlainizheimehuopoa！haolahaola，zhidaonihedaole，bupabupae。”

taxianghongxiaohaiyiyang，yizhishoubenzhuoqueqingroudishunzhexuanlingxianzunhoubeideyumao，zuilifachuhaowuyiyide“ee”anfusheng。

xuanlingxianzun：“……”（beishunmaoshundejuranyoudianshufu……budui！benzundeweiyan！）

tanuliangqitou，shituyongruilidesiwangshixianshasizheigeshaonian。

kexi，shouxiaoshenwei。linxiaomanzhijuedehuailizheidaniaoyuantouyuannao，shengqidengyandeyangzigengxiangmouzhongdianxinguozile，keaidejin。

“nizhangdehaoxiangmaotouyinga，keshiyoubimaotouyinghaokan，yuanhuhude，xianggemaozhanwanju。”linxiaomanzixiduanxiangzheta，xialejielun，“nikendingshinagedahurenjiayangdechongwufeidiuleba？zhenkelian，zaizheihuangshanyeling，wanshanghuibeihulichidiaode！”

xuanlingxianzun：benzunchihulihaichabuduo！

“buxing，bunengdiuxianibuguan。”linxiaomanzhengyiganbaopeng，bazhengzhawuxiaodexuanlingxianzunwanghuailiyouchuailechuai，zhongxinbeiqichaikun，“genwohuijiaba！wosuiranqiong，danyitianyitiaoxiaoyuganhaishigongdeqide！baozhengbuezheni！”

小鱼干？宠物？

xuanlingxianzunqidechadiandangchangbiaoyanyigeyuandibaozha。

但……等等。

zheishaoniankaojinle，shenshangyouyigujiqiganjingqingshuangdeqixi，bushifaligaoshendeneizhonglingtou，ershiweijingshishi、xinsichuncuideziranjiejing。xuanlingxianzunneishuangnengdongchuanxushideyingyanxiayishidiyunzhuan，saoguoshaonianzhoushen。

genguzhijia，jingshitaqiannianweijian！lingtaichengche，wanruchizi！zhei……zheijianzhishitianshengweitazheiyimaigongfadazaodewanmeichuanren！

tapotiexiewumichu，delaiquanbufeigongfu！

suiranguochengyoudian……nanyiqichi。

xuanlingxianzunshunjianlengjinglexialai。shoutudajizhongyuyiqie！mianzikeyishaohouzaizhaobu！

taliketingzhilezhengzha，nulibaichuyifu（ziyiwei）gaoshenmocedeyangzi，jinguanbeibaozaihuailizheigezishishizaimeishenmeqishikeyan。

linxiaomanjiantaturananjingxialai，wenshundikaozheziji，dunshixinhuanufang：“zheijiuduila！guaie，womenhuijia！”

yushi，xiuxianjiezhigaozhanlizhiyi，beijingxianqiongdianzhizhu，bentizunguiwubidexuanlingxianzun，jiubeiyigefanrenshaonianyong“yitianyitiaoxiaoyugan”dedaijia，chuaizaihuaili，shenyijiaoqianyijiaodiwangshanjiaoxianeizuojianloudemaocaowuzouqu。

xiyangbatamendeyingziladehenzhang。