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《jiyiranjinchenghui》shibailanxiaoyuchuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaochuciluhuaizhijinglilequzheliqidemaoxian,tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。jingguoshijifenzhongdeqiangjiu,yangfudexingminghaishimeijiuhuilai。zheiyike,chucixiangshibeichougansuoyouliqi,takanzhehushijitagaishangbaibu,zhiganjuesizhidoufanzhechegu……。

精彩章节

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chucizaijutongzhonghuifuyishishi,tayijingzaiyiyuanle。

“**nizongsuanxingle,nixiaotuishoushangyanzhongxuyaojinxingshoushu,niganjinlianxijiashulaiqianziba。”

hushijiaojideshengyinchuanruerpan,chucixiayishinaqishouji,botonglezhidingdianhua。

zaifaxianzijidajiluhuaizhi,tagangyaoguaduan,duimianyijingjietong。

liqingqingjiaoqiaodesangyintouguotingtongchuanleguolai:“huaizhi,niduiwotaihaole,gangcaidedoushoutaiherenla,xinghaonijishibaohuwo,daihuidaojiawoyidinghaohaojianglini。”

xiayishun,luhuaizhihunbulindeshengyinxiangqi。

“neibaobaojinwanxiangcoplayshenme?”

“dangranbanyanzhurenzuiaidexiaomaomila。”

“neiwoxianzaijiuyaojiangli。”

yizhenhengjiniannideqinwenshengxiangqi,chuciguaduandianhua,renzhushenshangdetengtongdao:“shoushutongyishuwozijiqianzi。”

shuowan,tanaqibi,zhandoudiqianshangzijidemingzi。

qianwanhou,shouzhongdebishunzhezhijianhualuo,chucizaiyezhichengbuzhu,zaicixianrulehunmi。

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zaicixinglaishi,shoushuyijingjieshu。

chuciwangzhetianhuaban,jiutingdaomenwaichuanlailiqingqinggengyandeshengyin:“huaizhi,wobushiguyibaacijiejietuijindoushouchangde,douguaiwobuhao,zuowanfeiyaoqucouneigerenaowuwuwu。”

“meishideqingqing,yishengshuoshoushuhenchenggong,acixinruandingbuhuiguainide。”

“jiusuantashengqi,wohonghongjiuhaole,tahenhaohongde,kuangqiezhishiyidianpiwaishang。”

chucihuxizhouranyizhi,shouzhibuzijuedizuanjin。

tadexiaotuifengleshijizhen,jieguodaotazuilijiushipiwaishang?

luhuaizhi,nijiujingyoumeiyouxina?

buzhiguoleduojiu,bingfangmenbeiqingqingtuikai,luhuaizhizoulejinlai。

jiantaxinglai,tazuozaibingchuangqian,sangyinhanjiandiwenrou:“aci,zuotianshiwobuhao,rangnizaidoushouchangshouleshang。zhiyuqingqingwoyechengfaguole,zheijitiannijiuhaohaozaiyiyuanyangshang。”

wenyan,chucilengxiaoyisheng:“zenmechengfade?”

“woguanletajinbi,meiwodeyunxubunengchumen。”

chucisisiyaozhuzuichun,zhidaochangdaoxuexingweicaizhuantoukanxiangta:“luhuaizhi,nishibushiyiweiwohenhaoqifu?”

luhuaizhizhoulezhoumei:“womeiyouzheiyangshuo。”

“啪!”

tamengdizhuaqichuangtoudeshuibei,henhenzazaidishang!

zheiyike,chucizaiyerenbuzhuweiqu,hongzheyanshengsilijiedao:“luhuaizhi,wogenlenibanian!zainizuiqiongzuikudeshihou,shiwoshazhuyangdeni!rujinnichengleshangjiexingui,renyounideqingrenqifuwo,wodexiaotuifengleshijizhen,niquezhifataguanjinbi,zheijiujingshichengfahaishibaohu,nizijixinliqingchu!”

luhuaizhibeidianranlenuqi,cengdezhanqilai。

tashuangmuchihong,fennubuyi:“shiworangnipeiwochikulema!”

“shiwoqiunirangnigenzhewolema?!”

chucixiongqianghenhenyizhen,xinzangxiangshibeirenhuoshengshengwanquyikuai,tengdetajihuzhixi。

dangchutamenzaichuzuwunei,qiongdaozhishengai。

rujintamenyoulebieshuhaoche,queqinshousikaileaiqingdezhexiubu。

好讽刺啊。

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