《junzibuduanfang》shiyouzuozhe“qianxiangyue”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshibaiguanzheyanyan，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：「baiguanzhe！wokannishifengle！yanyandoushoushanglenihaiqifuta！」tayoubuganbiaoxianchulai，zhinengyizhinayandaozipiaowo，xinlihuranyidong，chuxianhuamian，mei……
完了，我完了呀！
我的瞳孔骤然紧缩，
完了，我完了呀！
woganjuebaiguanzhexianzaijiuxiangshiyizhichibaoledemao，zijijiuxiangshiyizhilaoshu，
beitawannongyuguzhangzhijian，
zijideyijuyidongdouzaimaodeyanpidixia，
maoyijingchibaole，tazhishibushizhuonongyixia，
dantameigedongzuodounengrangwoxinjingdanzhan！
shuohuajiantabawofangzailechuangshang，
wokanzhetaxiongyouchengzhudebiaoqing，
buzhizenmedeyiguweiqufanyongshanglai。
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从小到大都是这样，
womenliangmingmingzhichalesisui，
ketazongshiyiyanjiuzhidaowoyaoreshenmehuo，
ranhouyilianxiongyouchengzhudekanwofanchun，
看着白观哲，我问，
「nizaojiuzhidaowonengkanjiannixinlixiangshenmele？」
「nibugaosuwo，ranhounijiukanzhewoxiangshaziyiyangziyiweishideweizhenifanchun？」
「nishibushijuedewohaowan？henkexiaoya？」
「baiguanzhe，nizhendetaiguofenle！nijiuqifuwo！wobuyaonile，woyaohenilihun！」
woshuozheshuozhejiugengweiqule，
yanleibushoukongzhideliulechulai，
baiguanzheyikanwozhendekule，yixiajiuhuangleshen。
congxiaodaodawobeitahongzhezhangda，zaitamianqianyikuernaosanshangdiaodebuzhidaonaoleduoshaohui，
keshizhendediaoyanleiquzhikeshu。
shangyicihaishizaiwochuzhongdeshihou，
baiguanzhezaohui，woshangchuertayijingtiaojidaodasanle，
woxiaoshihouzhangdehaokan，zaixuexiaobeizaoyao，beiqifu。
zaoyaodeshiyigegaozhongsheng，
wokuzhegaosulebaiguanzhe，
tadangshimeiyoushuobiede，zhishianweiwo。
woyiweitabuzaiyiwo，chaojishengqi，haiyangyanyihoubuyaojiajitale。
jieguodiertianneigenanshengzhijiebeibaiguanzhedajinleyiyuan，
zheijianshinaodaotadexuexiao，
tadexueshenghuihuizhangbeichele，pingjiangpingyouquanmeile，jiuliandaoshoudebaoyanzigedoudiule！
wozhidaozhihoubeihemengle，wowanquanxiangxiangbudaoneigexinubuxingyusederenhuidaren。
我抱着他大哭，
tazheicimeiyouanweiwo，zhishixiao。
baiguanzhekanzhewokudezhichouda，
shoumangjiaoluandeyongyibaibangwocayanlei，
「yanyanduibuqi，wo....wobuzhidaoninengkanjian，bu，yebushi，wozhishihuaiyininengkanjian。」
「zheizhongshitaifeiyisuosile，suoyiwojiuxiangxianwenniyixia。」
wokanzheneigepingshiyifushangzhanleyidishuidouhenbudehuanyitaoderen，yongyifubangwocayanleihebiti，yelengjingleyidian，
「keshinishizenmefaxianwonengkanjiandeya？」
他看我不哭了，
qingqingyongshoufumowodetoufa，xiaochulesheng。
「nibiewangle，nishisheiyangdade？niyanjingyizhuanwojiuzhidaonizaixiangshenme！」
「zaiyiyuandeshihounijiubazhenjingxiezailelianshang。」
shuozhetalianshangdexiaoyigengshenle，
「daomajiachifan，wonaoziliyikaishixiangdianshenme，jiaozhejiaozhenijiubujiaole，haixiaoliantonghongdetoumiaowo。」
「huidaojianipaojinyushi，wozhiyaonaoziyidong，nideshuishengjiuhuitingyixia，dagaishipatingbuqingba。」
tingjiantadehuawoyijingzhenjingdezuidouhebushangle，
「我这么明显？」
baiguanzhewunaidedianlediantou，
wozhijienaoxiuchengnu，zhizhebaiguanzhe，
「haibushini！wocongxiaodouyiweinishigejunzi，jieguoni...nijiushigelaoliumang！」
「biaomianzhengjing，shijinixinlidoumeiyouhongsele，doushihuangde！」
baiguanzheqishenchaowozouguolai，
「jirandoubeiyanyanfaxianle，neiyanyanshibushigaitiliangyixiani？」
我疯狂摇头，后退，
zhendangwozheimeduoniandepowenshibaixiedeni？
yuqiubumanlezheimeduoniandenanrenhaishirenma？neijiushichusheng！
「ni....nibieguolai，jintianwanshangwohaiyaomazini！nijiaowodewoyaozuoyigechengshishouxindehaohaizi！wobunengdanggezi！」
「erqiewotoushanghaiyoushangni！」
duimiandenanrenkanzhewotoushangdouyaojiejiadeshangkou，
笑了笑，
「yanyan，sahuangkebushiyigehaohaiziyo，wojidenideshukucunfeichangchongzu！」
woshuodedangranbushidahaodewen，ershiwodexiaopowen，
dangchuweileguangmingzhengdademapowen，wojiuzhuceleyigedahao，xiezhengjingxiaoshuo，
meixiangdaozaibaiguanzhezheimeduoniandeerrumuranzhixia，
wodewenbihaitingshoudajiaxihuan，jianjianchengweilezhimingzuojia。
dangranwomeiyouyitianwangjizijidechuxin！
danshixianzaiwoyeshizhendebuganshuoya，yaorangtazhidaowoxiexiaopowen，jinwangutouzhazidoushengbuxia！
haoba，jiusuantabuzhidaowogutouzhaziyemeishengxia！
wozhongyuzhidaoshenmejiaozuozhishangdelaizhongjueqian，juezhicishiyaogongxing！
wodexiaopowenbaoshou，taibaoshou！
shizhongzhizhenzhixiangliangdiandeshihouwohunshenshangxiayijingmeiyoushenmedifangkeyidongle，
woyouyuandekanzheneigeshenqingqishuangdenanren
「zheiyinianli，zhenshiweiquninle！」
baiguanzhexiaozhebawolanjinhuaili，
「meiguanxiyanyan，yihoubuweiqujiuxing！」
狗男人！
woyijingkundezhengbukaiyanjingle，danhaishiwenchulewoyihuohenjiudewenti，
「jirannizheimeye，jiehunzheiyinianlainizhuangshenmeni？」
meixiangdaobaiguanzheyuqilihaidaizheyisiweiqu，
「haibushini，yiqianbuxiaoxinkandaobanlitongxuedexiaomanhua，huilaihewotucaonanzhufeirenlei，yihounijiusuanbujiehundoubuhuizhaoneiyangde。」
「wojingxinyanglenineimeduonian，haoburongyidaoshoule，wanyijinihepaolezenmeban！」
a！dangchuchunjiedewoya！
zuoweipowenxieshoudewoxinxudexiangbaiguanzhehuailisuolesuo，meiganshuohua。
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zicongwonengkanjianbaiguanzhexinlidehuamianzhihou，
tazaiwomianqian，yebuxiangyiqianzongshiyifulaotouyang，
xianzaishichangluchutadeliumangbenxing，
tahaoxiangfaxianlewozheigegongnengdeshiyongwanfa，
meicitaxianghewoshuoshenme，jiuzhijiezaixinlixiang，chongfenjieshenglewoliangdedianhuafei。
dangranhaishiyixieqiqiguaiguaidehuamianjuduo。
rifuyiri，woliangdeganqingjisushengwen。
wozuozaijiaoshilimian，kanzhejiangtaishangfengdupianpiandenanrenhoucaoyadouyaosuile，
狗男人！
biedetongxueshangke，kandedoushippt，zaibujikandeshibaiguanzheneizhanglian，
woni？kanzijidedianying。
整整一节课呀，
zhenbukuishizuinianqingdejiaoshou，yibianshangkehainengyibianxiangzheixie，
zhenbupazuiyikuaibanaozilidezangdongxidoushuochuqu！
xiake**gangxiang，wozhijiechongdaojiangtaipangbian，
「laoshi，jieyibushuohuabei。」
tazuijiaoyinyindaizhexiaoyidiandiantou，
wozhijiebataladaomeiyourendeloutijian，fennudeshuo，
「baiguanzhe！ninengbunengbaninaozilidefeiliaodaoyidao！」
「nizheiyangrangwozenmexuexi！」
baiguanzhemianbugaise，tabuzirandekeleke，xikanerjianhaiyouyidianhong，
「ke，yanyan，shizaishiniduiwodexiyinlitaidale，wokongzhibuzhuma！」
zicongbaiguanzheluchuzhenmian，jiuyuelaiyuesiwujidanle。
我露出一个微笑，
「haoya，jiranzheiyangwanshangwojiuhuimajiashui。」
「shiwobuhao，woyidingkezhi。」
womanyidediandiantou，haitingshishiwu。
dedaotadebaozhengzhihouwolianghuilejiaoshi，
xiajiekeqingkuangguoranhaolehenduo，suiranhaishihuishibushimaochulaijigehuamian，
danwogujitayijingjinlile，
woyiweizijizhongyukeyihaohaotingke，ranerzongyouyigerenburangniruyuan！
「kan，jiushizheigenvsheng，zhenbuyaolian！gouyinbailaoshi！」
「shangciyeshita！jiazhuangshuaidaorangbailaoshibaotaquyiyuan！」
「heng，kantazheigeyangzijiubuxiangshenmehaoren！」
shengyinshicongqianpaidelianggenvshengneibianchuanlaide，
lianggenvshenghaishibushihuxiangzhuangzhuang，jianjuyongyanshenshiyi。
wotingzhetamendehuazhiganjuekexiao，qingqingpieletamenyiyan，bingmeidasuanlihui，
yexushikanwomeifanying，tamenlianggegengjiasiwujidan，
zhongyudongzuotaida，beijiangtaishangdenanrenfaxianle，
「zheiliangweitongxueshiyoushenmeyaojindeshiqingma，ruguoyouzhijiehewoshuo，wohuijinijia，rangniquchuli，ruguomeiyouneijiuqinganjingdetingke，buyaodaraobiedetongxue。」
neilianggenvshengbeixihuandelaoshidangchangdianming，xiufenjiaojia，dekuidishangmeiyoudifeng，yaoburandoudezuanjinqu。
kanzhetaliangjiongpodeyangzi，wobuhoudaodexiaochusheng，
daezenmejiao...gaiya！
tingdaowodexiaoshengtaliangdeliansegengbuhaole。
wobenlaiyiweizheijianshidaocijiujieshule，
meixiangdaobaiguanzhezheizhengchangdexingweizhijiebeitaliangjihenshangle。
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diertianwohebaiguanzheyiqidaoxuexiaoshangke，
ganggangzoujinjiaoshi，jiuganjuehenduoshixianluodaoshenshang，
bingqiedabufendoushidaizhetanjiude，
shenzhihaiyouyixiaocuodaizheeyi。
tamendemuguangbuduanqunxunyuwohebaiguanzhezhijian。
guimizaihoupaibuduanchaowozhaoshoushiyijiwozhanlezuowei，
wozhouzhemeitouzoudaozuoweishangzuoxia，
guimizhijiebashoujishenguolai，
「nikan！nibeiguabiaobaiqiangle！」
xinliyijing，ditoukanqu，
shoujilishimeigexuexiaobibukeshaodeminjianzuzhi“biaobaiqiang”
biaobaiqiangdezhanghaoshang，falejizhangtupianhejietu，
zhaopianyouwoneitianshuaidaobaiguanzhebaozhewode，youwohebaiguanzhebingjianzouzaixiaoyuanlide，
haiyouzuotianfangxuewozuojinbaiguanzhechelide，
准备相当充分。
jietushiyigerenhebiaobaiqiangdeliaotianjilu，
baoliaorendetouxiangbeimasaikemadeyanyanshishi。
baoliaoren：qiangqiang，woyaojubaohanyuyanwenxuezhuanyejiaoshoubaiguanzhehezijidexueshengyoubuzhengdangguanxi！
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baoliaoren：tupianshangdenvshengjiaoliruoyan，tashangcishangkedeshihoushuaileyixia，bailaoshidangshizhijiejiubawomenbanshengxiadeqibashirendiuxia，baozhetaquyiyuanle。
baoliaoren：haiyoushangciwomenshangzheke，neigenvshengjiubabailaoshijiaochuqule！fangxuezhihoutalianghaiyiqisanbu，zuihouzheigenvshengzuoshanglebailaoshidechetamenyiqizoule！
baoliaoren：taliangshenmeguanxibuyongwoduoshuoleba！bailaoshizuopingshiyifuqinggaodeyangzi，shijipinxingbaihuai！bupeizuolaoshi！
congtoudaoweikanwan，zhinengshuohaoyigetianyoujiacu，bizhongjiuqingya！
woshuaidaodeneizhangtupian，tazhifaleyigebaiguanzhebaozhewodebeiying，yidiandoukanbujianwobeishuaidemanlianxue，
zaishuobaiguanzhebaowoquyiyuandeshihou，diyishijiantongzhilingdao，qinglebiedelaoshilaidaike。
wozuotianbafuguanzhejiaochuquyeshizaixiakezhihou！
woqidehunshendouzaidou，zhijieyipaizhuozijiuyaozhanqilai，
suiranbaoliaorenbeidalema，danwozhidaoshishei，jueduishizuotianneilianggenvsheng！
guimikanwozheimejidong，lianmanglazhuwo，
「nibiechongdong！biechongdong！xiangxiangnijiabailaoshi！」
haoxiangyouyizhidashouezhulewodehoulong，
bawobiedeyanqianyizhenzhenfahei，naozidoushimade！
huranxinliyidong，chuxianleyifuhuamian，
baiguanzhefushenzhanzaiwodeshenbian，molemowodetou，
「yanyanbupa，wobaohuni。」
mengditaitou，zhengduishangbaiguanzhexintengdemuguang，
buzhizenmedegangcaideyiqiangfennu，zaibaiguanzhedutedeanweixiadouhuachengleweiqu。
yanleijiuxiangduanlexiandezhenzhu，pilipalawangxiadiao。
zheishijiaoshidemenbeiqiaoxiang，yuanlaishiyuanzhang，taxiangbaiguanzhezhaolezhaoshou，taliangjiuyiqichuqule。
meilelaoshijiaoshidangshijiuzhale，
「ai，youderenbiaomianxianggepianpiangongzi，shijibeidilibuzhidaowandeyouduohua！」
kenengshiqimengle，wozenmeyoudianrentongzheijuhua？
「zheixiahaole，haizuinianqingjiaoshou？nengbunengzuolaoshibuyidinglou。」
zuotianneilianggenvshengkaikouchaofeng，
闺蜜直接站起来，
「nishuosheini！nishenmedoubuzhidaojiuzaizheibaba，nineizuibuganzhengshijiujuanleba！」
wojinliangpingfuzijideqingxu，laleyixiaguimi，
「beifenggouyaoleyikou，zanmenyebunengyaohuiquya，zonghuiyoudagouduideshoushitamen。」
guimijingkongdekanzhewo，zhiwen，
「wobuzaidezheijitiannichujiale？zheidounengren？」
wobushinengren，woxiangxintahuibaohuwo！
neigenvshengzhigaoqiangdekanzhewoliang，haixiangshuodianshenme，
「douzhanzheganshenmeshangkenibuzhidaoma？」
suoyourendoumeixiangdaobaiguanzhenenghuilaidezheimekuai，
genglingsuoyourenmeixiangdaodeshibaiguanzhejingzhizoudaowodeshenbianmolemowodetou，
「wojidewojinimenshangdediyitangke，jiushi“junziyuneyuyanerminyuxing。”」
「chuyufuzaderenjiguanxizhong，womenyaominruidiguanchashiwuerbuyaoguozaodiqingyidixiajielun，eryidanwomenguanchahao，jiuyaozuochuzhengquedepanduan，kuaisudizuochuxingdong，zaixingweishangbuyaomomojiji。」
zheijiushinimenxuexidejieguoma？
dixiadetongxuefenfendixiatou，
tacongdoulitaochuyigehongbenben，juguotouding，juranshiwoliangdejiehunzheng！
「woheliruoyanrenshi22nian，jiehunyinian，qingmeizhuma，fumuzhiming，meishuozhiyan，mingmeizhengqu，sheiyoushenmeyiwenma？」
dixiatongxueshunjianbaofachuyizhenxixisuosuodetaolunsheng，
「meiyoudehua，jintiandekehouzuoye，meigerenjiujintiandeshijiaoyifenganxiang。」
neilianggenvshengdetouyijingkuaimaidaozhuoziliqule，
baiguanzhedandansaoleyiyan，
「jintiandeshijidasunhailewohewotaitaidemingyuquan。wosuiranbuzhidaoshisheigande，danwohuibaojingjinxingzhuize，shishidiaochaqingchuhouwoyehuiducuxuexiaojinxingchuli。」
wokanzheneilianggenvshenghedelianseshabai，
yizhenkuaiyicongxindiyongshanglai，zhenggerendouhaoxiangshenghuale！
guimitoutoupazaiwoerbian，
「huogai！hairenzhixinbukeyoubuzhidaoma？」
kanzhetazhanzaishenqianweihuwodeyangzi，woxinlitiandedouyaomaopaopaole，
炫耀的和闺蜜说。
「wojiuhenishuoba！ziranyoudagouduidelaizhicaitamen！」
「打狗队？」
yidaoyihuodeshengyincongtoushangchuanxialai，
wohuanhuantaitoukanshangqu，zuihouzhiluchuleyigewubijiangyingdexiaorong。
xinlidehuamianbenyongerlai，
woqu，wanle，woyouwanleya！
zheijiekehouwohebaiguanzhedeyaoyanshunjianxiaoshi，
fanerluntanlipingdiqigaolou，cplou！
将近一万层啊！
neijizhangwumiewodezhengjufanerbianchenglecplouzhenloushentu！
jiushibuzhidaosheibawoxiaodetebiejiangyingdezhaopianchuanshangqule。
tupianlibaiguanzhefushenwenroudekanzhewo，erwotaitoukantadebiaoqingzhenshiyiyannanjin，
jiuxiangrepingdiyishuode，zheigexiaorongjiadaojiaxiaonanhaidoudeguolaixuexixuexi！
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diertian，wotangzaichuangshang，wodehoulongyijingyaomaohuole，
woxianghanbaiguanzhe，keshiyizhangzuizijidoutingbudaoshengyin，
meibanfazhinengzijituozhechenzhongdequtishenshougouchuangtoujudeshuibei，
qingliangdeshuishunzhehoulonghuajinshenti，wohelezhengzhengyibeishui，caiganjuezijihuoguolaile！
狗男人！
口嗨不可取呀！
wonaqishoujiyikan，xiawuliangdianle！
我心里一紧，
完了，又完了呀！
小破文昨晚没更新！
wojiaobuliangqiangdepaqilai，zuodaodiannaoqian，
然后就没有然后了，
但有可能是太累了，
wojuranhanjiandekawenle！
没办法，
wozhinengdakaiduanshipinruanjian，shuliandedengshangxiaohao，
kaishishuashipin，yueshuaxiaorongyueweisuo，
zheilimiandoushiwodelaopo，
meiciwomeilinggandeshihou，zonghuijinlaiaoyouyifan，
wokandezhengqijing，shoujilidehuamianturanchuxianzainaohaili，zhishihuamianliderenbianchenglewo。
woxinliyijin，yuganbumiao，
womanmanzhuanguoshen，kandaobaiguanzheduanzheyigetuopanzhanzaiwoshenhou，
shoujilihenaozilidehuamianhaizaichixubofang，
气氛有一定的微妙。
woganjinbashoujianmiechuaiqilai，
taohaodechaoshenhouderenxiaoxiao，
baiguanzhebatuopanfangzaichuangtoujushang，
「kanlaizuotianwomeimanzuniya？gangxingjiunengkanzheixieshangfengbaisudedongxi！」
shangfengbaisushuodenizijiba！wogannubuganyan，
jichuyigemianqiangdexiaorong，
「wozheibushixinshangyixiama，xinshangmeishimeigerendetianxing！」
tafuxiashen，huxidazaiwodeerpan，
「shima，keshiwojiubuxihuanxinshangtamen，wozhixihuanni。」
说着身体越来越低，
wobeizheiqinnidedongzuonongdehunshenjipigedadouqilaile，weijiganyouranersheng！
woganjinyibatuikaibaiguanzhe！
「ni...niganshenme！nijiezhiyixie！xiaoxinnianjidalebuxing！」
tadeyanshenshunjianbiandehenxili，
「你说什么？」
xinliyishan，woliangbianchenglaotoulaotaitai，douzheiyangletahaizaidiaoxiwo！
wolianseshunjianzhanghong，xiunaodeshuo。
「ninaolilinengbunengbiezhengtianxiangzheixieshile！」
他却笑了笑，
「woyoulaopo，helihefawopingshenmebunengxiang？」
「womeitianxianglunwen，ninengkandongma？」
shuozhexinlituranchuxianyipian200yedepdfwendang，
zidongfanye，gundongbofang！
limianmeiyigeziwodourenshi，a，qishiyebushidourenshi，
zheipianhaoxiangshiyuwenziyangexiangguande，
我妥协了！
「a...shifubiefanle！tuercuole，nihaishixiangneixieba！」
zheiyaoshimeitiankanzheixiewanyi，dagaibuchuyigeyuewojiuyaochujiale！
baiguanzhekanzhewohaowulinghundeyangzi，menxiaochusheng，
「haole，buema？ganjinchifan！」
bushuohaihao，yishuowozhendeganjueduzizaigugujiao，
lianmangbatuopannaguolai，zhijiekaichi。
tabawosanluozaieqiandesuifabiedaoerhou，
「慢点吃。」
wokongsudekanletayiyan，
「还不是因为你！」
wozaihezhou，baiguanzhezaibangbajidan，turanwenwo，
「yanyan，zuotiandeshijingchayijingchachulaile，runisuoliao，jiushineilianggenvshengzuode。」
「xianzaineibianwenzanmenshibushiyaojianchizhuijiu？」
我没抬头，
「weishenmebuzhuijiu？doushichengnianrenle，jiuyinggaiweizijidexingweidefuze，kuangqietamenzaizuozheijianshideshihoujiuzhidaohuiduiniwozaochengshenmeyangdehouguo，huozheshuotamenjiushidasuanhuidiaozanmenliangde！」
「danshiwoyebushifeiyaoganjinshajue，meibiyao，tingfeishijiande，heneibianshuo，yidingyaozhuijiu，dankeyijieshoudiaojie。」
baiguanzhezhengzhengdekanzhewo，turanshenshoumolemowodetou，
「wodeyanyanzhangdale！keyihenhaodechulimeiyijianshile。」
woliansezhanghongdepailaitadeshou，dahan，
「kuawodeshihouxinlinengbunengdanchundianle！！」
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henkuaiwojiumeiyouxinsixiangneimeduole，
yinweiqimokaoshijiuyaodaole！
zheijitianchuleshangkewodoupaozaitushuguanli，
wanshanghuilejiayeyizhixuexi，haijingchangjieshoubailaoshidebuxixiaozao。
wozuozaishufangdeyizishang，kanzhezhuozishangdeti，
眉头都能夹死苍蝇，
lianggerenzaiyiqidaijiule，zhangdeshihuiyuelaiyuexiang，danxianranzhishangbuhui！
jiuzaiwosikexitideshihou，baiguanzhezoulejinlai，
「wobuzhidetizenmeyangle？」
tanaguowodejuanzikanleyiyan，
眉头也皱了起来，
「liruoyan，nipingchangdouzaixueshenme？zheimejiandandetidoubuhui？」
狗男人！撒谎！
我撇了撇嘴，
「caibushi，wodetimingmingbibiedetongxuenanhenduo！」
「dangranle，bijingnishiwoxifuma，」
xinqingmomingqimiaohaoleyidian。
tashunshizuozaiwopangbiandeyizishang，
「yanyanwokannidexuexidongliyanzhongbuzu，zanmenshezhiyigejiangchengzhiduba！」
wowaitoukanzheta，biaoshiyihuo。
「zheiyangnimeizuocuoyidaotijiufanizhudongqinwoyixia！nizuoduiledehua，wojiujiangliqinniyixia！」
bansuizhezheijuhuanaozilidehuamianyouyouyouchulaile！
wowuyudekanzhebaiguanzhe，suiranwomeishuohua，danwomadezhendehenzang！
takanwozheigebiaoqingyexiaochusheng，
「haole，budounile，laiwojiaoni。」
jiusuanjialiyougefujiaoshoushishikekebuxi，
wodeyalihaishifeichangda。
daolekaowanqimokaoshideneitian，woganjuetiandougewaidelan！
wozhangshuyikouqi，taijiaoxiangbaiguanzhebangongshizouqu，
jintianbaiguanzhexiawuyemeiyoujiankaorenwu，keyiyiqihuijia。
erqie，jingguoshangcideshiqing，quanxiaodouzhidaolewohebaiguanzhedeguanxi，
xianzaiquzhaobaiguanzheyemeiyoufudan。
wodaizhelanyaerjihuankuaidezouzaixiaoyuandexiaolushang，
huranzaiqiegedejianxiwotingdaoleyizhenbushuyuwodejiaobusheng，
zheigeshijianxiaoyuanliyourentaizhengchangbuguole，
keshiwodezhijuegaosuwo，buduijing！
wotoutoubaerjilideyinleguandiao，jiaobushengyixiabiandeqingxilehenduo，
woturanjiakuaijiaobu，shenhoudejiaobushengyejiakuaile，
心跳瞬间加速！
wokeyiquerenzheigerenjiushichongwolaide！
wodexinkuaiyaotiaochulaile，quanshendexueyehaoxiangdoubeichouzoule，etoushangshunjianjiubeilenghandashi。
woyayizhuxiangpaodechongdong，nulibaochipingjing，
taochushouji，zhandouzheshoubotonglebaiguanzhededianhua，
「wei，wozainibangongshilouxiadexiaolushangni，jiukuaidaole，nizhijieguolaizhaowoba！」
wodeshengyinnuliyayidanhaishidaizhezhandou，
baiguanzheyixiajiutingchulaile，
「yanyan，nizenmele，shibushiyudaoweixianle？」
「ng，jintianzhongwuhuijiachi！」
baiguanzheshengyinlishijinzhangqilai，
「zailouxiaxiaolushangduiba，yanyanbiepa！wolikeguolai。」
shuohuadetongshi，dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyizhenyizimocadimianhejicudekaimensheng。
wojinliangjiakuaijiaobuxiangbangonglouzouqu，dianhualiyebuduanchuanlaicuchuansheng。
erduoyidong，woganjueshenhouderenpaoleqilai，
我立刻拔腿就跑，
danshiwolianglidetaijinle，haimeipaoduoyuanwojiubeitazhuazhuletoufa，
tahaozhewodetoufa，yonglixianghouzhuai，
wobeizhuaidezhijiedaolexiaqu，
yizhenjutongcongtoupichuanlai，tengdewoyanqiandouheileyixia！
zheiyidaowoyekandaoleshenhourendelian，tashoulihainazhedao！
woconglaimeijianguozheigeren！
kanzhezhouweidehuanjing，zheililibaiguanzhebangongshiyijingbuyuanle，tapaoguolaizuiduo5fenzhong，
wojinlipingfuzijideqingxu，
「dage，woburenshini，niyaoqiandehua，woqianbaozaizheilinijinguanna！nibieshanghaiwojiuxing！」
neigenanrenjugaolinxiadefushiwo，zhijiejilewoyibazhang，
「made，jiushinizheigexiao**zhaolegelaotouzi，haihaidewonverbeichufen？」
「haidelaozidaoshoudejiangxuejindoumeile！」
woyixiamingbaile，zheishineilianggenvshengqizhongyigedefuqin！
wokantayueshuoyuejidong，lianmanganfu，
「shushu，shushu，bujiushiqianma，wojini！」
shuozhejiutaochuqianbaowangqiandi，
「qian？nigechulaimaidepeideqima？」
shuozhehaishishenshoujieguoqianbao，yibianfanzhaoqianbao，
woqianbaolizhiyouerbaiduokuaiqian，
tabaqianchouchulaichuaizaidouli，qianbaozhijiezazaiwodelianshang！
「zheimedianqian，nidafajiaohuazini！tayijingdinghunle！renjiajiukantashigedaxueshengcaili50wana，tabeixuexiaokaile，renjianeibianyetuihunle！50wana！」
「youzhei50wanlaozikendingnengbashudedouyinghuilai！laozikendingnengfacai！」
tayueshuoyuejidong，zhijiebadaojiazaiwobozishang，
wopadehunshendouzhibuzhudezhandou！
「shushu，nibiejidong！woyouqian！bujiushi50wanma？zhiyaonibieshanghaiwo！100wanwodouji！」
忽然心里一动，
shiwodaozaidishangdehuamian！
白观哲到了！
huamianlibuzhibaiguanzheyigeren，haiyouhaojigebaoan。
「shushu，woqianbaodekalijiuyouqian！mimashiliugeliu，nikeyishiyishi！」
duiyuyigedutulaishuo，tawanquanjujuebulezheizhongyouhuo！
「nigangenlaozishuahuazhaonijiusidingle！nigenlaoziyiqiqu！」
我连忙点了点头，
「shushu，nidedaohaishishaoweishouyixia，yaoburanzanliangzoubudaoyinxingjiubeifaxianle！」
nanrenyouyuleyixiahaishibadaoshouqilaile，
tadedaogangshouqilai，baiguanzhezhijiechongchulai，yijiaobarenchuaifeichuqu！
baiguanzheyibabawobaozhu，yuqizhongdaizhezhandou，
「妍妍你没事吧？」
baiguanzhebaozhuwodeyishunjianwodeyanleiyixiazijiudiaolexialai，
suoyoujianqiangyulengjingdoutubengwajie。
wobianyaotoubianhaotaodaku，
neigenanrenyijingbeibaoananzaidishangle，
baiguanzhebaozhewo，kanzhezaidishangzhengzhadenanren，xiangbaoandaoxie，
「mafangeweile，jingchalikejiudao，daoshihouzhijiejiaojijingchajiuxing，woairenshoujing，woxiandaitaquxiuxiyixia！」
shuowan，woliangzhuanshenxiangbangonglouzouqu，haimeizoujibujiutingjianhoumiandebaoanyizhenjinghu！
「小心！」
wozhuanguotoufaxianneigenanrenbuzhidaoshenmeshihouzhengtuolebaoan，nazhedaoxiangwochongguolai！
sudutaikuaiwoyijinglaibujiduokai，
huranyourenbawoyibatuikai，daoshishizaizaidehuazaibaiguanzhedegeboshang，shunjianxueliuruzhu！
neigenanrenkanjianmeideshou，zhijiejiujinchaobaiguanzhepuguoqu！
lianggerenyixiajiuchanzaiyiqi，baiguanzhegujinanrenshoulidedao，xingdongfeichangshouxian，
jiuchanjian，baiguanzhebeibandao，toukedaolubiandeshitoushang。
baoanchenliangrenfenkaidejianxibananrenzaicipudao。
xianyandexueranhonglewodeyanjing！
我浑身都软了，
woshenzhibuzhidaozijishizenmepadaobaiguanzheshenbiande，
wojinjinbaozheta，kanzhezhouweixiangqiujiu，xiangkuhaoquefabuchushengyin！
zhiyouyanleixiangmeiyoujintouyibanliugebuting。
huranyizhishouwenroudemoqulewodeyanlei，
「yanyanbiepa，womeishi，biekule！」
buyijingbuzhidaowoshizenmebabaiguanzhedaidaoyiyuan，batasongjinqiangjiushi。
wohunshenshixuedezuozaiqiangjiushimenwai，yidongbudongdekanzheneizhanhongdeng，
buyihuifumujiuganguolaile，
wokanzhepopo，yuqipingjing，
「ma，baiguanzheshangdaoletou，zailimianqiangjiu...」
sheizhidaohuadoumeiyoushuowan，qiangjiushidedengjiumiele！
womeixiangdaozheimekuai，kanzhezouchulaideyisheng，
我甚至不敢上前，
zuihouhaishiyishengzoudaowomianqian，
「baiguanzhejiashushiba？」
我颤抖的点了点头，
医生皱着眉头，
「yihoutoushangzheizhongshangjiubuyaosonglaiqiangjiushile。」
wodexinhaoxiangbeizheijuhuazhuangsuile！hunshendexueyedouninggule。
「nimenzijihuijiashanggedianfubuxingma？」
「tashoushangdeshangkouhaimianqianggoufengliangzhen，toushangdeneigewoqingchuangdeshihoudoujiejiale！」
「nizheixingshidongzhongdewochadianbazhurendoujiaoguolai，jieguodouziyule！」
wodexinturancongsangziyanzahuilexiongqiang！zadewoshengteng。
「nin...ninshishuobaiguanzhemeishi？keshitaliulehaoduoxue！」
医生无语的说，
「平常吃太好了！」
shuozhefuguanzhebeituichulaile，
toushangzhizhanleyikuaishabu，fandaoshigebochanlehaojiquan。
「yisheng，keshitatoushanghaiyouzheimedakuaishabuni？」
医生更无语了，
「jinleqiangjiushishangkoudouyuhele，duogangaya！」
woyishijingranhaiyoudianganxieyishengdexixin！
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「yanyan，jintiannihenleile，guaihuiqushuiyihui，guanzhexinglewomenjiaoni！」
「shia，yishengdoushuoleguanzhemeishi。」
我看着白观哲，
「bama，womeishi，wojiushixiangkanzhetaxingguolai。」
fumukanwozheiyangyemeiduoshuo，
huranchuangshangderenyanjingdongledong，
白观哲醒过来了，
「我是谁？」
woxinliyijin，naodailiquechuxianhuamian，
wo：woshinideqiziyanyana。
baiguanzhe:keshiwobujidele？wozenmehuizheiyang？
wo:doushiwobuhao...zhiyaoninenghaoqilaiwoshenmedouyuanyizuo！
然后就是恃伤而骄。
made！gounanrenzhenshishuaideqing！douzheiyanglehainengxiangzheidangzishi！
wojiazhuangdanyoudekanzhebaiguanzhe，
「woshinideqiziya！woshiyanyanya！」
「keshiwobujidele？wozenmehuizheiyang？」
woyanjingxiangxiakan，beishangdeshuo，
「guanzhe，niweilebaohuwoshuaishangletou，yishengshuoshangdaoyibufenshenjing，ni...yihoubuxingle！meixiangdaonijuranyeshiyile！」
「guanzhe，meishide，nibiepa·，suiranniyihouyoushayoubuxing，danshiwobuhuipaoqinide！」
baiguanzhelianshunjianjiuheile，
活该！
「我又傻不行？」
naozilidehuamianyoukaishibenteng！
naotengleyizhen，woliangzhongyuxiaotinglexialai，
wochichidekanzheyanqianderen，xinhaoxiangcailuodaodishang。
wobaozhebaiguanzhedebozi，baxiabadazaijiantadebangshang！
batabaozaihuaili，wodesuoyouweiquhehaipahaoxiangdouzhaodaolechukou，
「baiguanzhe！nihesiwole～meiyouniwozenmebanya～」
白观哲轻轻拥着我，
「yanyanguai，wohuibaohuhaonide！」
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neigenanrenkeweishishiziduolebupayao，tashashidoufan，shuzuibingfa！
zaifatingshangtaguixialai，qiuwomenfangleta，
tarenweizhiyaowomenbuzhuijiu，tajiuhuixiangtanveryiyangbeifangle，
famang！xingshifanzuixiangdiaojie？xiangpichi？
zuihousuiranmeipansixing，danwogujiyita50duosuidenianling，hennanhuozhechulaile！
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baiguanzhebaozhewotangzaichuangshang，woqingqingyongshoufumotadetou，
「suoxingmeishuaihuaile，zheilimiankedoushizhonghuawenmingdeguibaoya！」
baiguanzhebawodeshounaxialai，fangzaishoubianqinleyikou，
「zhishimeilewojiuzaixueyici，zhiyaonihaizaiwodenaozili，wojiushenmedoubupa！」
wobalianmaizaitadehuaili，
狗男人！嘴真甜！
【完结】
作者：豆角的灯
栏目：言情
职场霸凌？我哥是集团唯一继承人
作者：诗酒趁华
栏目：言情
小保姆有八百个心眼子，总裁超爱
作者：星火燎原S
栏目：言情
我辞将军府，君跪庭门雨未休
作者：无间隙
栏目：言情
作者：悲天白
栏目：言情
灰姑娘的陷阱
zuozhe：maizuojiadexiaobaozhi
栏目：言情
