《jiangzhiyuchuxiaoyi》xiaoshuoyouzuozhehanmianmiansuoxie，qingjiebolanqifu，xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao，xiaoshuodezhurengongshijiangzhiyuchuxiaoyi，jiangshule：zheishitabuhuaqianjiunengkandaodema?yunjinchugangzhengyanjiubeiyanqianyimucijidexianxieliulebixue。shenxiatangzhegejuesenanren，ruyumianpangshangmanshidongqingdefeise，xiangshi....
zheishitabuhuaqianjiunengkandaodema?
yunjinchugangzhengyanjiubeiyanqianyimucijidexianxieliulebixue。
shenxiatangzhegejuesenanren，ruyumianpangshangmanshidongqingdefeise，xiangshizaiyinrenzheshenme。
nanrenbojingweiyanghunshenbengdejijin，ejianquanshiyingrunxihan，erneiyaqingsezhangfasanluozaiyibeizhijian，jiulianhuxilidoutouzhezhuoraozhire……
“yincaodifuhaifuzefenpeiduixiang?”
yunjinchuzaijididadashashahuoleershijinianhaishigechu，meixiangdaosilehainenghundaogejuesemeimo
talezizideshenshoujiuxiangmoyiba，naxiangjiubeirenqinzhu。
“滚!!”
toudingjifengsaolai，fangfoyaopaisuitanaodai。
yunjinchuhairanzhijianlianmangshanshenxiangtui，sheizhidaogangyiqishenjiushoujiaowulididielehuiqu，xuandizhuanshizhilaidejibikaiyaohai，jiantoujiuyingshengshengdeaileyizhang，tengdetachadianyuandiqushi。
卧槽，不是地府?
modifanyingguolaibuduishi，jiutingdaoshenxiazhirenyaoyaqiechi：“niwangnamo?”
yunjinchurenbuzhuditou，jiujianzijianzainanrenfuzhishang，tayishansanluo，jifucangbai，eryaofuzhishangyitiaoshenheseshangbarutongwugongyiyangyouqiandaohoumanyanruzhangpaozhizhong，bujinsihaobusuntameise，fanertianlejifenyexingheseqi。
yunjinchuxiayishimolemo。
“你找死!”
moxuanchenjianzheinvrenbuzhishoulianfanjixumaofan，tineihaoburongyiyaxiaqudeyaolizaicifeitengqilai。
tashenshouqiazheshenshangnvraobozi，eryunjinchubeitahaobuyanshideshaqilongzhao，naoziyechediqingxingguolai。
ruyanquanshiguseguxiangdebaishe，naoziliyongchuyidaobushuyutadejiyi。
yaohaibeiqindeweijiganrangtatiaojianfansheyibaniezhujingjianneishoujiuxiangxieletagutou，sheizhidazainanrenshoushangshiquesihaoyongbushangli，tazhinengtaijiaochaozhetatiqu，quebeinanrenzhangtuiyiyajiuzulelidao。
liangcishishou，yunjinchuzhoumei。
这身体中药了?
jingjianlidaodadefangfoyaonieduantagutou，taqingchukandaoshenqiannanrenyanzhonghenli。
yunjinchuyangtouyonglichaoxiayizhuang，moxuanchenbeizhuangdehouyangshimenhengleyisheng，erneiyishunchajuebuduixiangyaoningduantabozishihou，nvrenjiuyijingwaishenzhuangjintahuaili。
“xiangdangtaijian……nijinguandongshou……”yunjinchuhuayouxiejiannan。
moxuanchenliansetieqing：“wuchijianren!”
“neinishiqinshouburu?”yunjinchuhuxikunnanhaibuwangxixue，“xinliyanehainengqilai，xingzhibucuoma。”
moxuanchenyinlizheyanshouzhongyongli，zhixiayishunshenxiayitongbeiposongkaileshou。
yunjinchubeiyongjindekongqinongdekesouqilai，pazainanrenshenshangqiaozhetayifuhenbudeshaletadeyangzixiaorongcanlan：“zheimeweiquzuoshenme，wozheishenzihaishichuerni，yaobushibeirenyinlezenmelundedaobianyileni?”
moxuanchenhanshengdao：“bushini?”
yunjinchufanlegebaiyan：“nijianguosheijiachunhuogaonanrenhaijizijinongdeshoujiaofaruan?”
tahuashituranshenshouchaozhemoxuanchenhouyaopaileyixia，moxuanchenjiujuedezijihunshenyima，sizhitanruanmeilelidao。
“你干什么?”
“反正不干你。”
yunjinchuzuipaoleyiju，wushinanrensharaoyanshen，fangkaileshouzhoumeisisuoyanqianchujing。
tabenshiershiershijixiaguolanyunjidianbushashou，fuzeqingliyixiepanguozhiren，zuihouyicichurenwushibeirenchumai，lazherenwuduixiangtongguiyujin。
hunhundundunbuzhiduojiu，xinglaijiudaolezheigeguidifang。
zheishenzidezhurenyejiaoyunjinchu，shidayehubushangshusongzongguangdewaisunnv，yinfumuwaichushizaoyushanbengyiwaishenwang，jiejieyouyiwaijia，tacaibeiwaizujiehuijingzhongzhaogu。
naozililiangfenjiyibuduanchongzhuang，yunjinchutoutongyulie，yishijianyouxielibuqingchu。
tazhiyinyuejideyunjiazheigunianggenzhesongjiarenyiqidaolewenyuanhoufucanjiayanhui，zhongtubeirenyinlailezheili，yijinwuzijiuzheliang。
wuzhongxiangqiweisan，neidandanyouxiangrangrentouhunnaozhangbu，tineigengxiangshiyoureqishangyong，zaikanchuangshangdenanrenliansetonghongxianranyeshizheliang，tayihuishouzhijiedafanleyipangdedengzhan，zhuazhejianruizhichujiuchaozhenanrenshoubeishangyihua。
墨玄宸：“?”
yunjinchudao：“xueqinengchongsanyaoli。”
moxuanchenguoranganjuedaonaoziliqingxinglexie，neireyibeiyazhishitakanzhetangxuedegebohanshengdao：“nizenmebuhuaniziji?”
yunjinchuxiangkanshazi：“huazijiduoteng。”
moxuanchenyaoya，ganqinghuatajiubutengle?!
yunjinchubandianmeiyoulianxiangxiyudexinsi，zhijiezhexueqiyaxiafeitengbuyideyaolizhihoujiuxiangzhuanshenlikai，kesheizhihaibudaitachakanzhouweihuanjing，jiuturantingdaowaitouchuanlaidejiaobusheng。
“是这里吗?”
“dui，jiushizheili，woqinyankandaozeiranlefujinjiubujianle。”
“haodadedanzi，jingganzaiwangfuxingqieshangren，lairen，jiwosou!dingyaobarenjiwozhaochulai!”
waitouturanchuanchudexuanhuashengrangwuzhonglailiangrendoushilianseweibian，moxuanchentingdaowaimiandeshengyinyeshilenglelian，houjifamarangtahunshentanruan，tazhinengjielilahaoleshenshangyishangzhizhechuangxiadao：“jinqu。”
yunjinchuxianqi：“nizenmebujinqu!”
moxuanchenqingsiruxiepizaijiantou，lengnileyunjinchuyiyanhou，jiuzhijienazheshoubiangunluodedengzhan。
“你……”
yunjinchuzhengdayanzhengxiangwentagaoshenme，jiujiantazhuazhedengzhanjiuchaozhebuyuanchuchuangbianzaleguoqu，“peng”diyishengluodishi，tahuixiusaofanlewuzhongdongxi，rutongjianleshenmesidilengzhelianjinghechusheng：“gunkai!!”
妈的狗男人!
yunjinchu“sou”diyixiacuanjinlechuangdi，dengchezheneichuididelianzigangzanghaoshenzi，jiutingdaowaijianmenbei“peng”deyishengzhuangkai，suijijiuyouwushurenchonglejinlai。
“墨世子?”
qiaojianlimianyishanbanjieyanjiaofeihongderenshi，suoyourendoushilenglexia，sheidoumeixiangdaohuizaizheilikandaozhennanwangshizi。
gangcaihaimanlianhanshuangsuishinengyaorenmingdemoxuanchencishicangbaizhelian，xiangshishoulejinghesidewuzhegebodiezuozaichuangshang。
qingsipisan，yishanlingluan，manshiyinizhixia，neichuangtazhishangsichukejiandiandianxueji，erchuangshangrutonghuazhongzhexianraonanziyaoyaoyuzhuidixiangshisuishidounengyunguoqu。
“救我…”
pazaichuangdideyunjinchudimaleshengxijing，jiangzijisuodegengyinbilexie。
wenyuanhoufuergongziwanmeixiangdaozijizhuazeijuranhuijiandaomoxuanchen，lianmangshangqianjiudao：“moshizi，ninzenmehuizaizheier?”
moxuancheneshangquanshilenghan，shenshangbuxuweizhuangbianshilijiezhitai，huashigengshixuruozhiji：
“wofangcaizaixijianbuxinbeirenpolejiushui，beiguifuxiarenyindaozheibianlaihuanshenyishang，zenzhigangjinlaijiuyujiangenvzichaozhebenshizipuguolai。”
“neinvzibuzhixiuchishangqianbianxiangbowoyishang，gengjiangwoyazaitashangxiangyaoxingneiwuchizhishi，ruofeiwopinsifankangjiangtajishangbitatuiqu，fangcaiyoutingwaijianshengyintajianshibuchengcangcutaoli，wopashi……”
moxuanchenbaizheliansongkaishoushiluchuxuelinlindegebo，zhenggerenxiangjilecanzaoroulindebingruomeiren。
云锦初：“……”
要不要脸?
要不要脸了?!
gangcaiqiazhetabozishaqitengtengdeshinazhigou?!
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