jiezhahounvpengyouhuaiyunlexiaoshuojuqingduqilaizhenshiyouluoji,renwuxingxianghenliti,feichangermuyixin。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanwojiangchetingzailefujindedixiatingchechang,zhaoleyijiabianlidianzuolejinqu。zheifujindaoshiyougexiezilou,danshixianzaiyijingmeiyouliangdengde……
第二章
tafanzhemoudianping,fandaoleyijiaxiaolongxiadian,xingzhibobodijiangshoujidijiwokan,“womenjiuquchizheijiaba。”
woxiangdoumeixiangjiugentashuo,“xiaolongxiaduolowa,nalipeideshangwozunguidebaobao,dengxiaci,wodainiquchixican,neigeshangdangci,neicaipeideshangni。”
“wokannijiushibuxianghuaqian。”tachaowofanlegebaiyan。
haizhenrangnishuoduile,wopingshenmehuawodeqian,dainiquchixiaolongxia。
“nayoua,baobao,wozheibushixiangjinizuihaodema。”
daolejiazhihou,womanmanyouyoudijitazuolegedanchaofan。
tazuozaishafashangwanzheshoujideng,wojiuzaichufanglimanmannong。
pingchangdoushiwosihouta,tashenmeyebuyuanyizuo,fangzaiyiqian,wodaoshixinganqingyuan。
wokanjiantayinweitaijiumeichidongxiweitengdequansuoleqilai。
ruoshicongqian,wobidingzaozaozhunbeihaochide,zaijitadaobeireshui,gaishangtanzi,rangtahaohaotangxiaxiuxi。
danshixianzai,yiqiedoubianle。
wobafanchaohao,jitafangzaizhuozishang,jiuzijiqumangbiedeshile。
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xiangdaolinweizaiwaimiandongleneimejiu,wozhuaguotadeshouwan,jiazhuangbamai。
tadaoshiyilianzhending,xiangbishibuzhidaowozhendehuibamai。
womolemo,haizhenshiximai。
xinxiayichen,meixiangdaotajuranzhendeyoulebierendehaizi。
wobiziyisuan,kaiwanxiaodigaosuta,“shiximai。”
talengzhule,henkuaijiuyouhuifuguolai,“zenmehuini?”
wotiexindijitachonglegeganmaoling。
heleyao,tachenchendishuizhe,wochencijihui,fankanzhetadeshouji。
wokuaisuxunzhaozhetashoujilidelaowai。
老外叫皮特。
linweijuranhezheigepiteyijinghaoshangyiduanshijianle。
piteshisanyuefenkongjiangguoqude,taliangwuyuefenjiuyijinghaoshangle。
zheiduigounannvhaijingchangjiaohuanyixiedachidudesimizhao,yaozhidao,wopingshipengpengta,tadouhuibuman。
“wochuanzheigehaokanma?”
linweifushangyizhangzijichuanzhefensebantouleisishuiqundetupian。
zheigeshuiqun,wodaoshicongmeiyoujiantachuanguo。
jiuzaitamenliangwanbangongshilianqing,gaozaiyiqideshihou,woxiangge**yiyang,zaijialiqinqinkenkendisihouta,xianggelaomaziyiyang,wojuranhaihuanxiangzhewomenliangyihouxingfudehunhoushenghuo。
linweishuobuxiangyaohaizi,wojiuqujiezha,ketaxianzaijuranyoulebierendehaizi,kezhenshifengcia。
tazaiweixinlishigenbierenzheimeshuowode,
“duiwohaibucuo,yeshedejiwohuaqian,kewozheimepiaoliang,ta**bushihenzhengchangma?”
“tajiushiwodeyitiaogou,tinghuadehen,suijiaosuidao。”
“womeixiangguohetajiehun,neixiedoushipianpiantade,wokendingyaozhaogeyouqiandea。”
erneigelaowaizaishuoqiwodeshihou,
“tashenmedoumeiyou,jiushi**siyige,tanengmanzunishenmea,tayouwoxingma?”
“nishigefeichangyouyunweidenvren,wozhenshebuderangnigenneizhongrenzaiyiqi。”
“neinigennijiadehuanglianpolilebei,woyehetafenshou,zanliangguo。”
“zhengtianshouzheneigehuanglianpoganma,tayouwohaoma?”
kanwanhou,wohunshenfadou。
meijuhuameigezi,douxiangmimimamadexiaozhenchuozaiwodexinshang。
wokanzheshenbianshushuidelinwei,zenmeyexiangbudao,xianglianzheimejiudenvpengyou,juranshizheiyangde。
zaixiangdaoneitianyiyuandedianhua,qutamadehaizi。
woyidingyaorangnimenliangshenbaiminglie。
diertiansongtashangbandelushang,pitejitalailedianhua。
tadangzhewodemian,dadafangfangdijieleqilai。
“pitezong,wozailushangni,mashangjiudao。”
“haode,wodaolezhijiequnindebangongshi。”
zheicaiyiwanshangmeijian,jiupobujidaile?zheilaowaideweikouhaizhenshida。
gualedianhua,linweikaishigenwomaican,“zheigexinlaidefuzongshikeduole,tiantianyazhawomen,yidianyebuzunzhonglaodongfa。ai,wojiushigedagongming,wanedezibenjia。”
woyangzhuangguanxin,“neiyaoburanhuangegongzuoba,wobiaomeizijikailegemeirongyuan,niqubangbangmangshenmede,yebuhuihenlei,doushizijijiashengyi。”
tagangadixiaolexiao,“neizenmehaoyisia,wozaizheigandetinghaode,jiubumafannile。”
daotagongsilouxiadeshihou,woyoukanjianleneiliangbaoshijie。
真想把它给砸烂。
linweichuanzhexiaoduanqun,niuzhe**zoujinlegongsidalou。
zhenexina,gounannv,dazaoshangde,jiudangzhewodemiandiaoqing,woyeshinimenplayzhongdeyihuanbei。
上我这找**来了。
wobirangnimenfuchudaijia。
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