《jizhoulidezhangye》shiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo,youyezibingchadazao。gushizhongdetusuhaozishenshishenmi,yuqitajiaosezhijianjiugecuozong,yinfaleyixilielingrenpingxidechongtuyutiaozhan。zheibenxiaoshuoqingjiequzhe,jinzhangciji,daijiduzhewujindejingxiyulequ。dianguangshihuojian,sanrenjiefei。tusumianwubiaoqingdizhanzaiyuandi,xiongtangpingwenqifu,yanshenbinglengderutongwannianbingceng……。
diqizhang:chenfengdepanduola(xu)
shenqiudehanfengjuanqilingxingdexuehua,zaimoermansikebeibujiejinhefeiliaochulichangdehuangyuanshangdazhexuaner,fachuwuyanbandeshengxiang。feiqidehuagongchangzhulouxiangyigejudadegangtiegujiachulizaicandandetianguangxia,qiangbibumandankonghebeibaozhachongjibosiliedehuokou,posuidebolichuangrutongkongdongdeyanwo。xiaoyanhexuexingdeqiweihaiweiwanquansanqu,hunhezheyizhongchennianhuaxuepindekuseweidao。
gesakederenyijingcheli。renwuyuanmanchenggong,dandaijiashiliangmingwaiqinhaoshouheyigedangdixianrendexingming。lizhengzhengzaizhihuishouxiakuaisu、lengjingdichulixianchang,moqusuoyougesakecunzaidehenji。taneijianheisedezhanshuchongfengyixiabaijianshanglejidianhongdexue,xiangjiduotuwudemomei。tamianwubiaoqingdiduizhetongxunqidishengbushu,muguangxiangtanzhaodengyiyangsaoguomeiyigejiaoluo,querenbuliurenhepilou。
yingqu“tiezhen”neibu,rutongshiqulexinzangdegangtiejushou,zhishengxiajichudeyunzhuanwengwengsheng。hexinqujihurenquloukong,lianneixiepingshizuixunxundelaobingyouziyebeipaiquwaiweizengyuanjingjiele。
tusumeiyougensuizhulichuji。andeliejitadezhilingshi“liushoujiankonghexinqutongxunbingjingjie”,yigebiaomianguangxianshizebianyuanhuadezhize。jiankongshidepingmushangtiaodongzheyingqugeshaoweideshishihuamianheyuanfangderenwujindutiao,zhishidengrutongbinglengdemaibo。tazuozaizhuanyishang,shouzhiwuyishidiqiaojizhejinshuzhuomian,fachuyoujiezoude、yayide“da、da”sheng。neishuangruilirusundeyanjingli,cikequetiaoyuezheyizhongyujiankongrenwuwuguandeguangmang,yizhongjinhuyushoulieqiande、jizhizhuanzhudebinglenghuoyan。
neizhangshitoudechuandanshangdeqianmingriqi,xiangyimeiguntangdeluotie,zhuoshaozhetadelizhi。shinian……shijian,didian(gangkou),duixiang(chuanzhi),zijinliuxiang(haichanpinjiaoyi?yichan?gesakezijinlian?)……yiqiedouzhixiangleyigebeitakeyiyiwang、huozheshuoshishenmaixindibuganchupengdejiaoluo。
erxianzai,jihuijiuzaiyanqian!andeliebeijinjirenwuchanshen,lizhengzuoweizhixingdanaoyibuzaichang,gesakedehexindangancunchuqu——neigeweiyu“tiezhen”dixiazuishenchu、beiduozhongmimamensuobashou、rutongbaoleizhongdebaoleidedifang——cikeshoubeiqiansuoweiyoudiboruo!
tamengdizhanqishen,dongzuoxunjiewusheng。jiankongshidemenwushengdihuakaiyouhelong。
dixiasanceng。kongqihunzhuobingleng,chongchizhechenjiujinshu、jiyouheyizhongdixiakongjianteyoudemeiwei。judadezhengqiguandaopanjuzaitouding,fachudichendesisisheng。langdaolizhiyoujizhanyingjidengfachuyoulvdelengguang,gengxianshenyousiji。liangzhonghouzhongdeyeyafangbaomenwai,zhiyouyigezhishoudegangting。gangtinglideshouweishigebantuding、lianshangyoudaojiubadelaobingsuolin,cikezhengmizheyanjingdadun,shoubianfangzheyigeyounidefutejiapingzi,xianranrenweizheizhong“kancangku”derenwuwuliaozhiji。
tusudeshenyingrutongyouling,qiaowushengxiditiezhebinglengcucaodeshuiniqiangyidong。tameiyouzouzhengmiantongdao,ershixuanzeleyitiaojishaoshiyongdeweixiutongfengdao——zheishitamoucizhixingneibuanbaoshentouyanxishi,hualedaliangjinglicaimoqingdeyinbilujing,jiulianlizhengdouweibiwanquanzhixiao。
bumanhuichen、binglengcigudexiazhaitongdaoli,zhiyoutazijidehuxishenghexintiaoqingxikewen。shinianmolichudeduikongjiandeminganheshentikongzhilifahuidaojizhi。taxiangshuiyinyiyangwushengdizaiguandaoguaijiaochuhuadong,liyongmeigezhichengdianheguandaobenshendegudingzhijiajieli,bikaineixiezhimingdechuanganxianshu——zheishilizhengqinshoubuzhide,chufarenheyigendoukenengyinlaihuimiexingdebaofu。
shijifenzhonghou,yigejiqiyinbide、xuyaoceshencainengtongguodeweixiukou,chuxianzaiyanqian。kouzishangfugaizheweizhuangchengxiushimianbandegezha。
tashenxiyikouqi,binglengdekongqicitongfeiye。bachuyibalizhengsongtade、jiqifenglidefanrenzhanshubishou。daojianjingzhundicharugezhajiaoliandefengxi,huanmanerwendingdishijiayali。jiqiqingweidejinshumocajiyashengxiangqi,gezhabeiqiaokaiyidaojingongyirenzuanrudefengxi。
xiafang,jiushigesakeguyongjunzhenzhengdehexin——shujukuyujiamidangancunchushi。
limianmeiyoushouwei。kongqijinghuaxitongfachujiqidiweidewengming。yipaipairutongyinxingbaoxianjubanjiangudediwenfangcijupailiezhengqi,shangmianliangzheyoulansedeyunxingzhishideng。jitaizhongduanjipingmuqihei。kongqizhongmimanzhedianzishebeiteyoudechouyangweidao。
tamubiaomingque。shinianqiandejilu。haiyun、jiaoyi、caiwuliushui、zhongdashijian、renshidiaodong……yiqieyuzhixiangguandexinxi!
tarutongzuigaoxiaodechengxu,xunsujihuoyitailixiandedulijiansuozhongduan。shuangshouzaijianweifuzademimajianpanshangkuaisufanfei,pingmushanshuo,jizhongfanghuoqiangrutongzhihubanbeicengcengbokai。shinianshijianli,taliyongzhixinghexinrenwudebianli,jiechuletaiduoquanxianjiekou,yewushucianzhongguanchaguolizhengchulileisishiwudeshoufahekoulingxiguan。pojiebiyuxiangdeshunlideduo,kongjuhexingfenrangtadezhijianweiweifaliang。
sousuokuangli,shuruguanjianci:shinianqianriqifanwei,gangkou,baozha,gesakecaiwuzhuangkuang,teshujiaoyi……
wushujuanbiaoshanguo。richangbaobiao、xunlianrizhi、wuqicaigouqingdan……turan,yigebeibiaojiwei【feiqi】deziwenjianjiadanchulai。wenjianming:【fenghuangniepanjijincaozuojilu(fengbi)】
fenghuangniepan?gesakeyuhuozhongshengdeyinyu?tusudeshouzhixuanzaiquerenjianshang,tingdunleyimiao。yizhongsumingbandebinglengyuganzuanjinletadexinzang。dianji。
wenjianjiazhankaideshunjian,shijianfangfoninggule。
yingruyanliandeshiyixiliesaomiaojiandesuolvetu:
1.yifenbiaozhuweizuigaojimidegesakeneibucaiwupinggubaogao,yongchumujingxindechiziheshujubiaozhuzhedangshigesakeneibuyanzhongdecaizhengweijihezhuangbeitanhuanfengxian,binlinjiesan。
2.yifenxiangjinde“mubiaofengxianpinggujiqingchuyuan”,mubiaozhutiheranshi——“tushiyuanyang”jiqishijikongzhirentuzhenyue、linwanqingfufu。wenjianxiangxifenxileqiyunshuluxian、renyuanpeizhi、jiatingzhuzhi、anbaoruodian,tebiebiaozhule“liyongtianranqiguandaoxitongboruohuanjiezhizaoyiwaizainan”defangankexingxingbaogao!yuanqianzilan——andelie·tugeniefudeqingxiqianming!
3.yifengaizheduogemohuzhangyin、danhuikuanjine、shijianyuriqiyufuqinyuhaihouyichanjiaogeqijihuwanquanwenhedeteshunimingzhanghuliushuimingxidan。laiyuandijiqiquzhe,danzuizhonghuirudizhixiangyigegesakemimikongzhidezhuzhanghu。
4.yifenhuozaifashenghoudiertianlingchen,andelieqianshudeneibumingling,hexinneirongshijieshouyigecong“kekaolaiyuanqudao”gourudeyipijingmiwuqiheshebeidekuanxiangyidaoweiquerentongzhi!zheipiwuqichedigengxinlegesakedangshidezhuangbeishuiping!
5.……
haiyouyifendandudejiamixiaowenjian,zhiyouyiduanwenzi:
【mubiaorenwujiazhongweichengnianzhangzitusuxingcun。jingpinggu:qianlijuda(tiposhangke,zhiliyouxiu,qiejuyouhexindongji“chouhen”)→nizhixing“yiren”shouyangpeiyangjihua:qingchuqiyuanyourenzhi,daoxiangchouhenwaibubumingshili。liyongqiqianli,dazaozhuanshufengren。zhangqikongzhi,weiqisuoyong。】
轰隆!
yishengjudade、zhicunzaiyutusunaohaizhongdehongmingzaitaluqiangneizhakai!
neibushibaozhasheng,shizhichengtazhenggeshijiedesuoyouliangzhuzaiyishunjianhongrantantadeshengyin!wenjianshangneixiebingleng、haowuganqingdeshujuheqianming,meiyigezidouhuazuoleshaohongdeluotie,henhentangzaitadelinghunshenchu!shixianjuliedimohu、niuqu,houlongliyongshangnongliedetiexiuxingtianwei!
zhenxiang!xuelinlinde、cankudaolingtalinghundongjiedezhenxiang!
bushishenmeyiwai!gengbushigaisidetianranqixielu!shiyichangzhenduiqinrende、jingxincehuade、angzangbeiliedemousha!
shiweileqian!weilewanjiutaneiyaoyaoyuzhuideheibangdiguo!
shouyangta?peiyangta?rangtachengweizuifenglidedao?!
tashinianyuxuederongyao、taziyiweide“jia”、tashiweiyinlurendeyanlijiaodao、tadaojiantianxuehuanlaiderentonggan、shenzhiliantaneichangliehuofenshendetongnianbeijubenshen……yiqie,douzhishiyigejudaercankudehuangyan!yigeliyongtadetongku、tadenengli、tadechouhenbianzhidexuexingpianju!
tazhishiyibabeichourenqinshouduanzaodedao,xinganqingyuandichaxiangtabengaishouhudeyiqie!
“e——!”yishengyayidaojizhi、rutongkunshoubinsibandewuyancongtajinyaodeyaguanliyingshengshengjichu!tamengdiyiquanzazaibinglengdecaozuotaishang!jinshuniuqubianxing!
taquanshendexueyexiangshishunjianchongshangtouding,youzaijizhidebinglenghenuhuozhongninggu!xinzangxiangshibeiyizhiwuxingdedashouhenhenzuanzhu,jiaotongderangtawufahuxi!shinianzhichengtadexinnian,neizuobingshanbanlengyingdejingshenzhizhu,zaizheiyikebeichedifensui,hongrandaota!zhishengxiayipianbeixianxuejintou、beibeipandehanbingfugaidefeixu!
tong!hen!wubiandeheianhehuimieyiqiedechongdongfengkuangzisheng!tajihunengxiangxiangdaoandelieneizhangdaomaoanrandelianzaiqianxiatushaminglingshidelengmohesuanji!
buxing!bunengzaizheilidaoxia!fennushiwuqi,danshikongshihuimie!
tusumengdibishangyan,xiongtangjulieqifu,qiangpozijixirubinglengde、chongmanchouyangweidekongqi。tadiaodongqishinianyankuxunlianfuyutadeyiqiekongzhili,xiangyitoubinlinfakuangdeyeshouqiangxingsuozhuzijideliaoya。lizhizairanshaodenuhuohuijinzhongjiannanditaiqitoulu。
saomiao!bixudaizouzhengju!
tazhandouzheshou(bushiyinweihanleng,ershiyinweishenrugusuidekuangnuhetongku),jiangneifen【fenghuangniepanjijincaozuojilu(fengbi)】wenjianjiaheneifendandude【“yiren”shouyangpeiyangjihuapinggu】wenjian,yasuo、shuangzhongjiami,shangchuandaozijiyigeyinmideshuziyunduanmiyaokongjian(zheishitaduonianrenwuzhongweizijiliudezuihoutuilu)。
jiuzaitazhunbeiqieduanlianjie,qingchubendihenjideshunjian!
“啪嗒——”
jiqixiwei,danzaijijingdedixiakongjianzhongqingxikebiande——shuidiluodideshengyin。
shengyinlaizi……jiankongshexiangtoudefangxiang?erqie,haoxiangbuzhiyige!youguilvde、jiqiqingweide、leisiyedizhuiluodeshengyinguilvxingxiangqi,gengxiangshimouzhongrengongzhizaodejiaxinhao!
糟了!陷阱?!
tusuquanshendejiroushunjianbengjinrugongxian!neizhongwushucicongshengsibianyuanzhengzhaxialaidebennengfanyingkuaiyusikao!tayiyigebukesiyidezishimengdixianghoufangun!
“嗤嗤嗤——!”
jiuzaitalikaiyuandidechanei!shudaodaizheqiangliemazuihexuanyunqitidexixian,congshangfangjigejiqiyinbide、weizhuangchengdengjujiekoudedifangjingzhundipenshezaitagangcaisuozaideweizhi!baisedeyanwuxunsumimankailai!
tongshi,cierdejingbaoshengzhouranzaizhengzuodixiadanganshizhaxiang!hongguangfengkuangshanshuo!rutongdiyujianglin!
houzhongdeyeyafangbaomenfachucierde、zhunbeibihedejinshumocasheng!
tusudexinchendaoleshenyuangudi!lizheng?!taliuxiadexianjing?!andeliezaoyoufangbei?!suoyoudeyiqie,baokuozheiciwaiqinchoudiao,doukenengshiyigezhenduitadejudaquantao!bitazhudongtaruxianjing!
tagenbenlaibujixixiang,weiyinengzuodejiushichong!
shentizaishenshangxiansuhejiduankongjude**xiabaofachuqiansuoweiyoudesudu!taxiangyidaoheisedeshandian,zaihongwumiman、jingbaosiming、menfeijijiangbihedexiazhaikongjianli,xiangzheweiyihailiuyouyixianfengxidezhutongdaorukoufeipuerqu!meiyicihuxidoudaizhexinladexuanyungan!
“咔嚓——轰!”
chenzhongdehejinmenzaitashenhouyiqianjunzhilihongranhelong,judadeshenglangheqiliujiangtahenhendipaoshuaichuqu,shuaizaibinglengdeshuinidishang!feifuzhendang,yanqianyipianxuehong!mensuodebiheshengrutongdiyudesangzhong!
talangbeidipaqi,feibu**laditong,xuanyunganzhenzhenxilai。tabugantingliu,yizuikuaidesuduchongxiangweixiutongdaokou!
gangguaiguozhutongdaodeguaijiao——
neigeyuanbenyinggaizairukougangtingdadundelaobingsuolin,cikequeduanzheyibalaojiudeaks-uchongfengqiang,qiangkouzhengduizheta!suolindelianshangneidaojiubazaiyouandedengguangxiaxiandezhengningwubi,yanshenhunzhuozhongdaizheyisifengkuanghetanlan!
“zhanzhu!‘suibing’!”suolindeshengyinyinweixingfenerzhandou,“laobanshuonishigepantu!jiuzhidaonihuilaitoudongxi!biedong!buranlaozi……”
他的话戛然而止。
因为屠苏根本没停!
zaisuolinshouzhikouxiangbanjideshunjian,tusuchonglaideshenyingyijingguimeibanzhuangjinletadehuaili!youshourutongdushebanjingzhundidiaozhulesuolinwoqiangdeshouwan!yigejiqihenladeqinnaguanjieji!
“kaca!”wangusuiliedecuixiang!
“ao——!”suolinfachushazhubandecanhao,chongfengqiangtuoshoudiaoluo!
yucitongshi,tusudezuobeirugangbianbanshunshilexiangsuolindeyanhou!shoubeishangdejirouyinshunjianbaofadejulierbizhangniuqu!yanshenbinglengderutongjidiyongdongdehanbing!
“e……”suolindeyanqiushunjiantuchu,houlonglizhijichujuewangdehehesheng,shentiyinweizhixihejutongjuliedichouchu!
meiyoulianmin。meiyouyouyu。
zhiyoushinianchouhenjixuzaizheiyikebaofade、chuncuide、binglengdeshayi!
“gelei——”yishenggengqingxidejingguduanlieshengxiangqi。
suolindeshentixiangyitanlannibantanruanxiaqu,chedimeileshengxi。
tususongkaishou,renyoushitidaoxia。tajuliedichuanxizhe,kanzhedishangxunsumanyankailaidewenrexuejiheneishuangzhisirengdaizhebujiehekongjudeyanjing。yizhongqiangliedefanweiganhejudadexuwuganshunjianxijuanleta。tabushidiyicisharen,danzheiqueshidiyici,weilechuncuidechouhenhezibao,qinshoulejieyigekenengzhishiyinweitanlanerbeiliyongdeneibu“huoban”。
jingbaohaizaijianruidisiming!hongguangfengkuangshanshuo!
cierdejiaobushengheyaoheshengyijingcongbuyuanchudeloutitongdaochuanlai!
“kuai!xiamian!zhuazhuta!”
没有时间了!
tusuzuihoukanleyiyandishangsuolindeshitiheneishanjinbide、rutongshenyuanjukoudehejinmen,yanzhongfantengdetongchu、fennu、mimanghebinglengdejuejuerutongfengbaobanjiaozhi,zuizhongningguchengyipianchedidebingyuan。
taxianglaishiyiyang,xunjiewubidizuanruweixiutongdao,gaishanggezha,jiangneipiandiyubandexuehonghejingbaoshengguanzaileshenhou。xiaxiaodetongdaolizhishengxiatazijicuzhongdechuanxihejuliedexintiaosheng,rutongbinsidegudian。
waimiantianyikuailiang。huibaisedechenguangcipoyinyun,sazaisijide“tiezhen”yingqu。ranerzaitusudeganguanli,zheigeshijieyijingchedibianleyanse。suoyoushuxideyiqie——binglengdegangtie、huxiaodefengsheng、kongqizhongjiyoudeweidao——doujintouleyicengnongdehuabukaidexuexinghehuangyan。
lizheng……taliuxiadexianjing?haishiandeliemaixiadeshazhao?
xianzaidoubuzhongyaole。weiyidexianshishi:zhenxiangdabai。zuihoudehuanmengchedifensui。tayugesake,yuneigejiaozuoandelie·tugeniefudenanren,yutaneicengjingyinyiweirongdedaihao“suibing”,congcizhiyounisiwohuo!
taqiaowushengxidihuidaozijibinglengjianloudedanjian。tuoxiazhanxuedegongzhuang,xunsuchongxidiaoshenshangkenengdexuejiheqiwei。shouzhiyinweiguoduyonglizhuawosuolindehoulongerhaizaiweiweizhandou。takanzhejingzhongdeziji,ejiaoneidaoxunlianliuxiadezhuahensihugengshenle,liansecangbairuzhi,yanshenquebinglengfengkuang,rutongliangcuranshaozaijihanshenyuandeyoulanhuoyan。
fuchou。zheilianggezi,buzaishimohudeyinian,ershichendiandiandiluozailetatiaodongdexinzangshang,guntangerbingleng,dailaijutong,yedailaiweiyizhichengtahuoxiaqudedongli。
jiuzaizheishi,tongxunqilichuanlailelizhengyirujiwanglengjing、tingbuchusihaoyiyangdeshengyin:
“suibing,renwujieshu,mubiaojudianqingchuwanbi。nineibianqingkuangruhe?zhunbeiyixia,jintianxiawusidian,youyunshurenwu。laogangkoubqucangku,‘heiyanhao’neipijunxiededisanpi,xuyaonidaiduiyayundaozhidingzhongzhuanzhan。cheliangdiaodu、yayunzurenxuanquerenhoubaojiwo。”
yunshurenwu?zaizheizhongshihou?
tusuwozhebinglengdetongxunqi,tingzhelizhengneipingjingwubodeyudiao。yisibinglengdejifenghuduzaitazuijiaoweiweigouqi,shunjianyoubeigengshendehenyiyanmei。zheipingjingdeyudiaoxia,shisuolindeshiguweihan!shidanganshiweisandemihunyanwu!shiyijingzhangkai、dengdaizhetadezhimingxianjing!
hao,henhao。yayunrenwuma?neijiuqukankan,zheizhangpuhaodewang,jiujingyouduoda!
“shoudao。”tusudeshengyintouguotongxunqichuanchu,shayaquetongyangpingjing,rutongjidibingshanweicengyidongfenhaodebiaomianzhixia,xiongyongzhezuyisilieyiqiedeanliu。“renwuzhunbeizhong。renyuandiaoduqingdanshifenzhonghoutijiao。”
tafangxiatongxunqi,yanshentouxiangchuangwai。fengbaojiangzhi,ertajiushineifengbaodezhongxin。
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