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jiangningchaochongdaoyeshaoqingmianqian，lishenghedao。
yeshaoqingxieniletayiyan，xiaodao：“zenme，sigeerguanghaibugou？”
“你……”
jiangningchaohenbudechongshangquyaosiyeshaoqing。
jianganlianmangshangqianlanzhujiangningchao：“ningchao，buyonggenzheizhongshehuidicengdelaogaifanjijiao，duifuzheizhonglaji，zhihuizanglewomendeshou！”
“jintianjiurangtazou，nijiudengzhekantazenmesiba！”
jiangningchaoxuehongzheyanjingdengzheyeshaoqing。
yeshaoqingdandanyixiao，daizhejiangshiyinlikai。
……
“shiyin，nifengle，nirangtajinzanmenjiamenyejiusuanle，nihairangtazhunifangjian！”
jiangwenjianei，xuzhendafaleiting。
“ma，tayeshibeiyeyebipode，shenbuyouji。”jiangshiyinjielianfumuqindeqingxu。
“nihaikeliantaya！？”
xuzhenhuoxianggefengpoziyiyang，zhizheyeshaoqingpokoudama：“zheigeliumang，zaogaibeiqiandaowanguale！nizenmebukeliankelianniziji，nideyibeizidoubeitajihuileya！”
“jiangwen，nikuaibatahongzou！”
jiangwenkanzheyeshaoqing，manlianweiju，buganqingjuwangdong。
dinghunyanshang，yeshaoqingqiangshidebiaoxian，jitaliuxialejishendeyinxiang。
“wonangfei，nizheigewonangfei！”xuzhenqideshoubeifadou。
tayibajiangjiangwentuikaishumi，yaoyaqiechi：“yeshaoqing，nibieyiweinihenwojiupani，nilijilikaiwojia，buranwojiubaojing，gaoniqiangchuangminzhai！”
叶少卿沉默不语。
“ma，taxianzaishiwozhangfu，yaoshirangyeyezhidaowomenbataganzou，kendingyouyaodafaleitingle。”jiangshiyinquandao。
zheijuhuarangxuzhenlengjinglejifen，taqueshihenhaipalaoyezi，dantarengbusongkou，“neiyebunengrangtazhunifangjian！”
yeshaoqingzhudongkaikou：“neiwokeyishuiketingma？”
xuzhendengzheyeshaoqing，shensehenli，“wojinggaoni，biedawonverzhuyi，genwonverbaochiyimijuli，buranwojiugennipinming！”
“ma。”jiangshiyinyilianwunai。
yeshaoqingmeiyoushuohua，henrenzhendidianlediantou。
“shiyin，jinwanwopeinishui，buranwobufangxin。”xuzhentuozhejiangshiyinjiuwangfanglizou。
jiangshiyinaobuguomuqin，zhideniutouduiyeshaoqingdingzhuyiju，“juziliyoumaotan，wanshanglengnizijina。”
daisanrengezihuifang，yeshaoqingzaishafashangtanglexialai。
zheijianwuzibuda，zhiyoulianggefangjian，waijiaketingyuchufang。nanyixiangxiang，jiangjianeimeqipaikuochuo，jiangwenyijiarendeshenghuoquerucijieju。
buguo，huanjingzaijianlou，yebizaibeijingshushoubianguanshiyaohaohenduo。
一夜无事。
diertian，yeshaoqingzaozaochumenmaizaocan。
huilaishi，jiangshiyinyijingzuozailecanzhuopang。
jianyeshaoqinghuilai，tataiqiqinmanleishuidemeimou，chuchukeliandikanzheyeshaoqing。
yeshaoqingxintouyijing，“zenmehuishi？”
takuaibushangqian，naqizhuoshanghailiangzhepingmudeshouji，yidaohuohongsedebiaoti，yueruyanlian。
“zhenjing！xuzhoudiyimeinvyuqinfanzuifanchucijianmian，jingzuochuzheizhongbukandeshi！”
biaotixiafang，shidinghunyanshangyeshaoqingyongbaojiangshiyindezhaopian，yijiqianbujiuneizhangnannv**dezhaopian。
tupianpangbianpeideneirong，gengshibukanrumu，bujinguaiwanmojiaodizhizejiangshiyinshangfengbaisu，shenzhihaihuaiyitayoushounveqingxiang。
zuiweiguanjiandeshi，zaizheizexinwendedibu，haipeiyoujiangjiafachudeshengming：zijinriqi，jiangjiayujiangshiyinduanjueyiqieguanxi，jiangjiameiyouzheiyanggualianxianchidehousheng！
jiangshiyincongweizheimeweiquguo，yanleizhibuzhuliuxialai。
yeshaoqinghaimeilaidejianweijiangshiyin，xuzhenyijingkukutiticongwoshineipaochulai，“yihouwonashenmelianjianrena！”
“shiyinyebeiganchujiazu，diulegongzuo，yihouwomenyijiarendechihegaizenmeban！”
tajiangyeshaoqinggangmaidezaocanrengjinlajitongli，chuozhehouzhedebizima：“zheiyiqiedoushiyinweini，nihaiyouliandaizaizheier！nijiwogunchuqu！”
yeshaoqingminzhechun，zhengsedao：“wohuihaishiyinyigeqingbai。”
“jiupingni？”xuzhenxiaodeyouxieqiliang，“nijiushiyigeqinfanzuifaneryi！yaoqianmeiqian，yaorenmeiren，haibeizheyishenlanming，genfeiwuyoushenmeliangyang！”
“nizenmehaishiyinqingbai，kaoyizhangzuima？！”
“nixianzaigunchuwomenjia，jiushizaihaishiyinqingbaile！”xuzhenzhizhedamenkou，duiyeshaoqingdahoudao，“nijiwogun，guna！”
yeshaoqingningjinmeitou，xintounuhuobuduanfanteng，takanleyiyanjiangshiyin，meishuoshenme，zhuanshentuimenerchu。
“妈！”
jiangshiyincazheyanlei，youyuandekanzhexuzhen，“wodeshiqingzenmenengguaidaotashenshanga，ninandaohaibuqingchu，daodishisheizaihaiwoma？”
“yaoshuoshitahailewo，burushuoshiwohailetaba，burantanengnaodefeifeiyangyang，yegenzhewoyiyang，beifuyishenmamingma？”
“你……”
xuzhenyusai，zixixiangxiang，dequeshizheiyang！
“yaoshiyeshaoqingzhendebuhuilaile，neiwoyebuhuilaile！”jiangshiyinhongzheyanjing，qishenchaozheyeshaoqingzhuilechuqu。
“诗音！”
xuzhenzhuileyibu，yankanjiangshiyinyijingchulemen，tatanzuoxialai，aishengdahao，“womenyijiashangbeizishizaoleshenmeniea，womenyihouzenmebana！”
门外。
“少卿……”
“zheijianshi，jiaojiwochuliba！”yeshaoqingzhuzuhuitou，duizhejiangshiyinwenhexiaodao。
“ng！”jiangshiyinnulijichuyimoxiaoyi，“wodengnihuilai。”
yeshaoqingdiantou，kuobuxiangqian，yanshenzhujianlengmoxiliqilai，shaqitengteng。
……
xuzhouzuihaohuadesirenhuisuodinglou，chuanglianjinbi，shineidengguanghunan。
yeshaoqingzuozaiyizhanghaohuazuoyishang，muguangshenchen，tadeceyanfengmangbilu，yinweijiaoduwenti，kanbuqingtadequanmao。
“嘎吱——”
fangmentuikai，yigerengaomada、mianbuquxiangangyidenanzi，linzheyigeaipangtudingnanrenjinlai。
“laoda，rendailaile，zheijiahuojiushixuzhoumeitizongfuzeren，lipei！”
nanzisuishoujiangtudingnanrenrengzaidishang。
老大？
lipeiyiting，dangchangheniaole。
zheigezhuanghan，neikeshilianxuzhouyibashou，loujunzhangjianledoudediantouhayaodecunzai！
tazhisuoyiyishengbuhangrenyouzhuanghandaiguolai，jiushiyinweishiloujunzhangqinzidaitalaizhuazijide！
zheizhongdarenwu，shangmianjingranhaiyouren，haiyoulaoda？
zheitama，zijijiujingshidezuileshenmeyangdecunzai！？
duanduanyishunjian，hanshuijinshiyishan，lipeitoupifama。tagengzhebozi，bennengxingdiyangtou，xiangyaokanqingyinyingzhongdenanren，quezhikanqingletaxiantiaowanmeideceyan。
“放肆！”
一声怒喝陡然炸响。
zhuanghanyijiaocaizailipeidehoujingshang，jiangtadelianenzaidimianshang，“niyepeizhishiwolaoda！？”
“da，darenraoming！”lipeidezuichundoukepole，pufuzaididashengaiqiu。
“zhuhuan，fangkaitaba。”yeshaoqingshizhixiangkouzhenzhexiaba，danrankaikou。
benmingzhuhuandezhuanghan，lenghengyisheng，shouqituilai。
“duoxiedaren，duoxiedaren！”
lipeirumengdashe，jielianketou，zaiyebugantoumiaoyeshaoqing。
yeshaoqingkaikouwendao：“xianzaigedaxinwenmeitidouzaizhengxiangbaodaojiangshiyinxinwen，niyinggaizhidaoba？”
江诗音的报道？
zenmekenengbuzhidao，zheikeshijinnianxuzhouzuidadeyitiaoxinwen。
“zhidao，zhidao！”lipeilianliandiantou，queyebuganduowen。
“neiwowenni，baodaodeneirong，shifoushushi？”yeshaoqingxienilipeiyiyan，hanshengwendao。
“a？”lipeidachiyijing，shunjianliansecangbaiqilai。
zhei，zheiweidarenwu，shilaijijiangshiyinzhengmingde？
lipeifanyingguolai，lianmangkoudiqiurao：“darenraoming，darenraominga！”
“回答我的问题！”
yeshaoqingdeshengyingenglengle，haidaizhemingxiandenuyi。
“xujiade，jueduixujiade！baokuotazhangfushiqinfanzuifandexiaoxi，yeshimeiyoujingguoxizhidiaochade，doushifengyanfengyuchuanchulaide！”lipeiyusujikuaidishuodao。
“xujiade？”yeshaoqingmiqiyanjing，yandihanmangbixian，“jiranshixujiadexiaoxi，weishenmenengzainifuzedemeitishang，dasichuanbo？”
“darenraoming！wosuiranshimeitizongfuze，danshihenduobaodaoneirong，gejiameitijigoudouyouzizhujuedingfabudequanli。”
“wojianduyouwu，woyouzui！danshizheigebaodaohexiaoxikuosan，zhendegenwowuguana！”lipeihuangmangjieshidao。
yeshaoqinghuanhuanqishen，beiduizhelipei。
“baodaoxujiaxinxi，qieyanzhongsunhuaitarenmingyu，cishiyanchengbudai！”
“nijiandushizhi，wojinidaizuiligongdejihui。banyueweixian，diaochaqingchushiqingdeqiyin，yijimuhoutuishou。”
“wanyitian，woyaoyikenaodai，nidebugou，naniquanjiadelaicou！”
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