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第11章闲得慌
chenbinwuzhelian，dengzheliangzhiyanjing，mengbile。
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jintiantazaizheilibaolelaobademinghao，jingshipiyongmeiyou，haiaileyigedazuiba？
“bushi......”
zhuwenjianchenbinchutou，haiyiweijintianzheishisuanshijiejuele。
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jieguorangtahenshiwang，chenbinyileishangqu，caishuoyiju，jiurangrencaolaobanyigedazuibadamengbile。
“额......”
qitarenkanzhechenbin，poweiganga。
budebushuo，zheigebizhuangdeyoushishuizhun。
“要不，算了吧！”
chuhaorankanxiangcaojian，shilegeyanse。
“zheiliyounishuohuadefen？meikandaobanzhangdoubeidale？”
suminmengditilezhanzaijiaoluochudechuhaoranyijiao。
zhaofeihelingyigeguimiluojing，yeshiyilianbiyidekanzhechuhaoran，anmaneijiahuozhenshibushangdao，zijishenmedexing，xinlimeidianshu？
yaoshiremaolecaojian，kebushikaiwanxiaode。
“少......”
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“nimenchi，wojiuxianzoule。”
chuhaorancongrenqunzhongzouchu，duizhuyanxiaolexiao，zhunbeizouren。
dajiadoubuhuanying，tameibiyaoliuzaizheirerenxian。
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“走，我这就走。”
caojiannaganduodai，genzaichuhaoran**houmian，jiuchulebaoxiang。
“bushi......”
yuxiadebaoxiangzhongren，queshishayanle。
youqishichenbin，haizaineiwuzhelian，bumingsuoyi。
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“buhaoyisi，wolaiwanle，yanyan，shengrikuaile！”
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faxianbaoxiangdeqifenbutaiduijing，tawendao：“nimenzheishizenmele，zenmedoushashadezhanzaizheilini？gaibuhuishi，nimenfandouchiwanleba？wolinshiyoushi，zheicaidanwulebushaoshijian。”
“外公，谢谢！”
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“haha！wodebaobeiwaisunnvyoubianpiaoliangle。”
waigongbuzhidaozhiqianfashengdeshiqing，zhaohuzhezhongrendouzuoxiahou，queshikanxianglezhuozishangyigexiaolihezhong，luchudeyimoxianyandelanse。
juedeyouxieyanshu，tanaqineitiaolansedexiangliankanlekanhou，jingyawendao：“yanyan，zheitiaoxianglianshicongnalaide？”
“woyigepengyousongde，zenmele？”
zhuyanyouxiedanxindewendao：“waigong，zheitiaoxianglianbuhuishininmougepengyoudeba？woneigepengyou......”
“xingchenzhilei，zheijuranshixingchenzhilei，meixiangdaowoyoushengzhinian，nengqinyankandaocidengxishizhenbao。zheitiaoxianglian，keshizheishijieshangduyiwuerdeguibaoa！”
waigongshoupengzhexianglian，jidongdeyouxieyuwuluncile。
“bushi......”
zhuyanyilianzhenjing，“waigong，zhei......zheitiaoxianglianyouninshuodeneimezhengui？”
“这还用说么？”
waigongdao：“jinianqian，zheitiaoxingchenzhileibeiyigeshenmidedafuhao，yiliangyiqiqianwandegaojiamaizou，nengshiputonghuose？”
“liangyiqiqianwan......”
baoxiangzhong，zaiyicixianrujijing。
suoyourendemuguang，doujujizaileneitiaoxingchenzhileishang。
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diertian，chuhaoranyirujiwangdelaidaolexuexiao。
benlaiyitaxianzaideshenjiaheshili，yijingbuxuyaoshangxuele，dankaolvdaomolianzijidexinjing，tazanshimeiyougaibianzijishenghuoguijideyisi。
pingfanzhong，cainengwuchudadaoli。
“nimenkan，chudafeiwulaile，neijiahuodexinhaizhendaa！”
“zheijiahuozenmekanqilaihaoxiangmeishirenyiyang？toulejiazhilianggeyidedongxi，haigandayaodabaidelaixuexiao，jiubupabeirendasi？”
“shentou，neijiahuojuebishishentou，buranzenmekenengtoudaorucishechidedongxi？”
xiaoyuanli，bushaotongxueduichuhaoranzhizhidiandian。
henxianran，yourenbazuotianfashengzaizhuyanshengriyanhuishangdeshiqing，zaixuexiaochuanbokaile，haishuoneitiaoxianglianshitoude。
duici，chuhaoranzhishixiaolexiao，bingweilihui，maizheyouxiandebuzizoujinlejiaoshi。
“kao！nizheifeiwuhaiganlaixuexiao？”
jiaoshizhong，chenbinkandaochuhaorandeshihou，dangjizhanqishen，yaoyaqiechidewendao：“nijiubupanixiabanbeizi，zhinengzailaoliduguole？”
“kao！zheijiahuogou**！”
qitatongxue，yeduichuhaorantouqulebiyidemuguang。
henxianran，tamendouxiangxinlexuexiaoliliuchuandeshuofa，chuhaoranneidengfeiwu，meikenengmaideqijiazhiliangyiduodexianglian，yebukenenghuiyouneimetuhaodepengyou，nengsongtazheimezhenguidedongxi。
“chuhaoran，nisongwodeneitiaoxiangliantaiguizhongle，wobenlaixiangjintianjiudaijinide，danbeiwowaigongnazoule，wodengjitianzaihainixingbu？”
zhuyanzoudaochuhaoranshenqian，dizhetoushuodao。
“nibuxiangyao，jiuzhijiediule！”
chuhaorandao：“wozhiqianjiugennishuoguo，songchuqudeliwu，meiyoushouhuilaidedaoli。”
“bushi......”
zhuyanwendao：“jiazhiliangyiduodexianglian，nirangwodiule？”
“不是吧？”
qitatongxue，yebeihedaole。
neikeshilianggeyi，tamenyibeizidouzhuanbudaozheimeduoqiande。
“chuhaoran，nizheiyetaizhuangbileba？”
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“buguanwoneitiaoxianglianzenmelaide，jiazhilianggeduoyishibuzhengdeshishiba？”
chuhaoranlengxiaozhewendao：“banzhang，nijiamaositingyouqiande，yaobuniyenachulianggeyilai，zhuanggebishenmede？”
“你......”
chenbinqizhale，lianseyizhenqing，yizhenbai。
tamenjiadezongzichanjiaqilai，yebudaolianggeyi，nalaineimeduoqian。
“kao！zheibizhuangde......”
tongxuemenkanxiangchuhaorandemuguangbuyiyangle。
lianggeyijiuzheimezhijiesongren，zheidengpolikebushiyibanrennengyoude，napaneitiaoxiangliandelailuhenguiyi。
“不得瑟了？”
chuhaoranbiyidao：“pishimeiyou，nishuonichulaizhaoshenmebuzizaini？xiandehuang？”
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