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“跳舞？”
bahuzhanghonglelian，chadianpushangqugensuchenpinming。
hunhuntoudangzhongtiaowu，yihouzenmetonglingyiqunxiaodi，zenmezaijianghushanghun？
“shenyi，yaobuninhuanyige，wojinidayitaoquan！”
疤虎干笑着说道。
suchenyaotou，liansezhujianlengque。
bahumingbaile，feitiaobuke！
youyuzaisan，zaixiaominghemianzidejuezezhong，taxuanzelexiaoming。
ranhou，tangtangdage，zhanlaileniuniunieniedezaineiniudongshenti，juranyoudianyaorao，niuleyizhen，tajuranbahuachenyituole……
“xingle，meirangnituoyifu！”
苏辰赶忙阻止。
bahufeikuaidechuanshangyifu，nulibaochixiaorong，xiangsuchenqiujiu。
suchentanlekouqi，dao：“wozheirenjiushixinshan，jianbudebierenshouku，bashangyituole，quchajishangpazhe！”
bahuwunaiyoubashangyituole，chajishangpalexialai。
baizhixingzuozaidanrenshafashang，daihuohuodekanzhebahu，daoxianzaitayemeinongmingbai，suchendaodiyoushenmenengnai，bayigeqiongxiongjiedehunhuntou，huoshengshengnongchengle**……
suchenrangzhanglinghuaqubaiqiyundefangjian，bazijidezhenhenalai，ranhou，taduibaiqiyunshuodao：“shenshou！”
baiqiyunzhazhayan，shenchuleshuangshou。
suchenzhijiebashouleifangzailetashenchudeyishuangxiaoshoushang。
“……”
datangliyoushiyizhenjijing。
nazhesuchendezhenhedezhanglinghua，yijinlaijiubeihedetiaoqilai，suozaimenkoubugandongdan。
baiqiyunshuangshoufadou，shaoshaoyouleyidianxuesedexiaolianyoubaile，zhigougoudedingzheshouxinlidedongxi。
“苏辰……”
“叫老公！”
“老……老公……”
“capaoeryi，nazhequwan。”
suchentiaomeixiaodao，zouquzhanglinghuashenqian，nalezhenhe，huidaoshafapangbian。
“zhendeshi……capao？”
baiqiyunyizhidingzheta，xiaolianshangkelianbabade。
suchenhuiyingdao：“baoxianjiushigegaizi，nidakaikankanjiuzhidaole。”
sheiganmeishidakaishouleidebaoxiana？！
baiqiyunxiangmaren，danshi，manmandetazhongyuchajuechubuduijingdedifang，“shoulei”henqing，waiqiaohaoxiangshisuliaode，baoxianyeshisuliao……
taguoduannaqishouleibadiaobaoxian，guoran，limianshigedahaodecapao！
“suchen，niguofenle！”
baiqiyunqihuhudejiaodao。
shuowan，zijirenbuzhuxiaoleqilai，yifenzhongzhiqian，suchenyongyigecapao，zhenzhuleshijigexiongedehunhun。
这是什么？
shizhilinianya，shidandinghecongrong，shijuedabufenrenmeiyoudejizhi！
zhenshixiangbudao，sannianguoqu，suchenyaoshenyibian，zhenggerendoubiandebuyiyangle，rangrenkanbutoutadaodiyouduodanengli。
“laopo，chengliburangranfangyanhuabaozhu，nihaishibacapaoshouqilaiba。”
suchenhuitouchongzhetacuxiadexiao，fangfogenxiaohaizishuohua。
baiqiyunyifanbaiyan，bacapaorengjilezhanglinghua，chadianbarenjiahekule。
suchenkanxiangbahu，lianselengque，dakaimuhe，nachuyimeijinzhen。
“疤虎，怕疼不？”
“不……怕……”
bahuyebuzhidaozijidaodipabupatengle，gengdanxinsuchenjiejikengziji。
“payemeibanfa，sheirangniyishenchennianjiushang，zijiquebuzaihuni？”
suchenduibahutiaomeiyixiao，huishoujiushiyizhenxiaqu，cizaitabeixinshendaoxue……
“嘶……嗷……”
bahushenshendexilekouqi，ranhou，sixinliefeidecanjiaoguanmanledating，chuandaowaimian，bashijigehunhunhedejitiyizhenfadou。
“ta……tabuhuihailebahugeba？”
“buneng，yinggaishizaizhibing。”
“zhibingyebunengjiaozheimecana。”
“yekenengshiguyide……”
混混们议论纷纷。
datangnei，suchenzhanzaichajipangbian，dengbahutingzhicanjiao，caishuo：“bahu，nideshangzaineizang，zaijingmai，gangcaiyizhen，shishutongnibisaidejingmai，xiayizhen，shibangzhunixiufusunshangdeneizang，renzhedian，huigengteng！”
“啊？”
bahutaiqitou，fachuleshihunluopodejiaosheng。
suchenyoushiyizhencixia，zaitabeishangzhiyangxue……
“我去……嗷……”
bahulianshangguiyidefuxianchuyipiantuohong，xiangshihezuilejiu，yikaishibuteng，ganjuexiangshishentineiyouhuozaishao，danshiliangmiaozhonghou，tajiuhouhuilaikezhanzhaosuchendemafanle。
jiaoshengcanjuerenhuan，ruguobushikandao，huirangrenyiweizheilizaidongkuxing。
waimiandehunhunmenyijingbuganchushengle，gegelenghanlianlian，datangshafashangdebaizhixingyemeiganchusheng，binjiaobeihanshuijinshi。
zuzushijimiaozhongdecanjiaoguohou，bahuxiangshinishuierwang，pazaichajishangbuhuidongdanle。
还有呼吸，没死。
suchenbadiaolianggenyinzhen，shuodao：“bahu，quzhongyaodiankaiyifunvrenbuqideyao，lianxuheyigeyue，nideshangjiusuanhaole。”
“真……真的？”
疤虎抬起头问道。
gangcaitahenhuaiyisuchenzaikengziji，danhanwanle，taheranfaxian，zongshiyinyinzuotongdefubu，juranyidianyebutengle，quanshenshangxiaxiangshizhaolegenanshifuzuoledalimashaji，neijiaoyigeshutan。
suchendandanshuodao：“dangranshizhende，yihouyoubingle，dajiashangdaole，doukeyilaiwozheikanbing，jinidabazhe。”
bahutengdiyixiacongchajishangtiaoleqilai，yuanyuandeduokaisuchen。
还来？
打死也不要！
liangzhenyouduotong，tagenbenwufayongyanyulaixingrong，zongzhijiushi，chadianhouhuilaidaorenjian！
“bule……bule，wobaozhengbulaizhaoninmafan，zheijiuzou……zheijiuzou！”
bahuyuanyuanduozhesuchen，yibubuwangmenkounuo。
suchenliangbudangzaitashenqian，shenchushou，zaitamianqiandianledian。
“干啥？”
疤虎一脸懵逼。
suchenheheliangsheng：“zhenjina，jinizhihaolebing，bujiqianjiuxiangzou？”
疤虎：“……”
chilebabayiyangdenanshoubiaoqing。
tahanghangchichidenachushouji，saolekezhanfuwutaishangdeerweima，kelianbabadewendao：“duoshaoqian？”
“buduo，fangziqijiniduoshao，nifuduoshaojiuxing，jiusuanfangziqibangnifuyiyaofeile。”
苏辰笑道。
bahuxinzhongnuma：“zhennimaheia！”
dantabugangensuchenjiaobanle，qiebushuorenjiayishuchaoshen，jiudianzijixiongkouneiyixia，huanchengquantou，zijidangchangjiufeichuqule，xiongguduanliedoushiqingde。
“weixindaozhang，wuwanyuan。”
dianzitishiyinxiangqileliangci。
suchenmanyidediandiantou，rangkailedaolu。
bahusoudeyishengcuanlechuqu，sangjiazhiquanyiban，xiaodidoubuyaole，yigerensayaziyanzherenxingdaokuangbenerqu。
laideshihouyouduokuang，zoudeshihoujiuyouduosong。
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