《jizongyouzaizhuiqi》shiyibulingrenzhemidehaomenzongcaixiaoshuo，youyuhuafeishengjingxindamo。gushizhongdezhujiaoyangmiaojiyuntongguoyongqihezhihuikefulegezhongkunnanhetiaozhan，bingzuizhongshixianlezijidelixiang。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqishenrurenxindeqingganmiaoxiehejinzhangcijideqingjieershoudaoguangdaduzhedexiai。qiahaoneishi，jiyunzhengbeibierenjiuchan，suoxingdayinglejinainai，hewojianleyimian。zaijiandaowodediyimian，jiyunjiukaimenjian……。
第一章家宴
zuoweishibaxiannvmingxing，wopaixishibapaixidehuaiyunbaogaodandaihuilejiali。
chifanshi，jiehunhouhewomaoheshenlidejiyunturanwendao，“haishengjigeyue？”
woyiweitashizaipangqiaocejiwolihundeshiqing。
diertian，**nilelihunxieyishuweituolvshisongdaoletamianqian，yucitongshi，woqufengbixunlianliugeyue。
zaihuilai，jiangchengbiantianle。
“furen！nikesuanhuilaile，jizongjiuchabajiangchengfanlegedichaotianle！”
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“好！咔！”
zheichangxipaiwan，wojiushaqingle。
zuoweiyigehuka，youjihuigongzuoburongyi。
weilezheigexi，zheisangeyuewojibenshangjiupaozaiyingshijidilimeiyouhuijia。
womeiyouzhuli，suoyoudedongxidoushiwozijishoushidabao，shoumangjiaoluanzhishi，jiyunjiwodalailedianhua。
“wei？”woyuqipingdan，youxiemangran。
dianhuaneitoudejiyunxiandeyouxiemangliu，tacongcongshuoleju，“wanshanghuilaozhai，nainaiyaojianni。”
“我......”
电话被直接挂断了。
keshizheiyingshijidijulijialihaiyoudianjuli，zhipashixianzaidachedoulaibujile。
wogenjiyunshi“baobanhunyin”，meishenmeganqing。
jiehunyijingyinianduole，jianmiandecishubuzhikeshu，heyueshangdeshijianshiliangnian，kanzheyekuaiyaodaole。
zheiyinianduo，taduiwodaoshimeihuashuo，zhishiwomenzhijianmeishenmeganqingbale。
“nishi......yangmiao？”
yigeshaonianyinturanzaiwoshenhouxiangqi，“duiba！nishiyangmiao！”
wozainaozilijiandanjiansuoleyixiata，keshizenmeyexiangbuqilai。
“aiya！woshinishidia，zhiqianshangdaxuedeshihou，womenzaiyigeshetuan，jianguomiande。”
zheigenanrenjiaosunyue，xianzaishizheibudianshijudechupinfang。
kanjianwo，tadaoshihenjingxi。
“jiranlaotongxuejianlemianle，woqingnichigefanba！”
laotongxuedeshengqingnanque，keshixiangdaojiyundeyangzi，wohaishiwanjule。
“shizaishibuhaoyisi，wowanshangyoujishi，xiaciwoqingni。”
zaisunyuezhuanshendeyishunjian，woturanwendao，“neige......wonengdaniyigeshunfengchema？”
“shizaishibuhaoyisi。”zuozaisunyuedecheshang，woxiandeyouxiejujin，kewohaishixiaoshengdao，“mafannikuaiyidian，woshijiankenengbutaigoule。”
womenyouyidameiyidadiliaozhetian，shuoqizheiliangniandejingyu，tahenweiwogandaowanxi。
mingmingdangnianshiyinianjidiyidezhuanyeruxue，yeshiyiyouxiubiyeshengdeshenfenbiyede，zenmejiumeihaobenzizhaoshangwo。
woxiaolexiao，xinxiangzhezheiliangnianmangzhejiehunqule，zhuandeqishibushao，duiwolaishuogangganghao。
“下回见。”
worangsunyuebawodiuzaileyigegongjiaochezhan，woyuehaodechemashangjiudao。
keshisuihou，yiliangqiheisedehaochejiuzheimetingzailewodemianqian。
xianzaidejiuyehuanjingshizhendebuhaole，kaihaochedounengchulaipaodidile。
keshiwogangdakaichemen，shouxiankanjiandejiushijiyundelian。
shangyicijianta，shiwugeyueqianle。
“上车！”
jiyundeyuqibuhao，tingzhexiangshizaishengqi，zongbunengbazaigongsishoudeqisazaiwoshenshangba！
woshangleche，jiangchemenhenhendiguanshang，fachujudadeshengxiang，zaiganshoudaojiyuntousheguolaideyanshenhou，zeruowuqishidixishangleanquandai。
kaozhefujiashideyibeijiukaishishuijue，quanchengzhuanglongzuoya。
“吱——”
jiyunmengcaileyijiaochache，anquandaizhijiebawolexing，ertazuijiaodeyimoxiaoyizewanmeidibaoluletashiguyide。
真是幼稚。
jiyunjiadelaozhaizaishanshang，shenyekongkuang，kanzheyoudianhuangliang。
keshiyuewanglimianzou，jiuyueshihuali，dengwomendaoshi，laozhaimenkouyijingzhanzhebushaorenle。
“aiya！zheibushiwodesunxifuma！”
shuohuadezhengshijiyundenainai，tazouguolaijiulazhulewodeshou，zhuantoufenfuguanjia，“bashaonainaidexinglinadaotaheshaoyefangjianliqu。”
wokanlejiyunyiyan，tataiqixiaba，zhudonglouzhulewodeyao，“nainai，biezaimenkouzhanzhele，kuaijinquba。”
jinainaijiangwoanzhizaitashenbianzuozhe，“zenmelaideyouxiechile？”
wogangyaozhangkou，jiyuntiwohuidale，“gongsiyouxieshiqingyaochuli，wodanwuleyihui。”
wokanxiangjiyun，tahaizhenshihuangyanzhangkoujiulaia！
jiayanguochengxiangdangwuliao，wufeijiushigaicuihundecuihun，gaicuiyundecuiyun，erwojiuditoumengchi。
“sunxifuchidezheimexiang，gaibuhuishihuaiyunleba！”
jinainaideyijuhua，chenggongrangwobianhuilequanchangdejiaodian。
woyixiaziqiangzhule，mengliedikesou。
“nainai，woheyangmiaojinidaileliwu，zaihoubeixiang。”
jiyunyouyibangwojiewei，woshenshou，“cheyaochijiwoba，woquna。”
wodakaijiyundehoubeixiang，zhaodaoleliwu，haiyouyishuhua。
dengwobapenghuajiaodaojinainaishoushangshi，taniandao，“shaqingkuaile，miaomiao。”
zheishi......jiyunsongjiwode......shaqingliwu？
nandaotaquyingshijidijiewole？jieguokanzhewoshanglebiedenanrendeche。
haohaohao，wozheiyixiazibianchengshuixingyanghuale。
wokanxiangjiyun，tajingranzhuangzuomeikanjianwodeshixian，jiangpenghuashangdezhipiannaxialai，zhijierengjinlelajitong。
“nainai，nikuaixiehuiquzuoba。”
gangzuoxia，worenbuzhuwenta，“niqujiewo，weishenmebushuo？”
jiyundebiaoqinglengmo，“woqujieni，zhishibuxiangrangnichidao，xiaciyaoshimafanlebieren，jiurangrenzhijiejiwosongdaojia。”
womomowojinlequantou，“sunyuezhishiwodexuedi，jintianshiwomendiyicijianmian。”
“diyicijianmian？wokannimendaoxiangshijiuxiangshile。”
jiyunshuozhe，heleyikoujiu，“zheiyinianduo，nijitaitaidangde，bingbuchengzhi。”
tingjiantazheimeshuo，wochixiaoleyisheng，“wobuchengzhi？neinizheigeyangmiaoxianshengdeweizhiyetongyangbuchengzhi！”
shuozhe，wojiangshoulidekuaizibuqingbuzhongdifangzaidishang。
suiranwohejiyundeguanxixianzaiyijingdaodalebingdian，danshidangzhejinainaidemian，womenqueshiwuhua。
congqianwojiajijiyun，yeshiyinweijinainai。
tashiwodaxuelaoshi，juedewoshigetinghuaguaiqiaodenvhai，jiangwojieshaojijiyun。
qiahaoneishi，jiyunzhengbeibierenjiuchan，suoxingdayinglejinainai，hewojianleyimian。
zaijiandaowodediyimian，jiyunjiukaimenjianshan，jiangyifenhetongdijilewo。
“heyuedeshijianshiliangnian，zhiyaonidayinghewojiehun，wohuijiniwubaiwan。”
jiyunyuqipingdan，jiuxiangshizaizuoshengyishangdetanpan。
erwoyeshigeshuangkuaidehezuhuoban，shuangkuaidiqianxialezi。
buweibiede，zhishiyinweizheiqianhenyouhuoren。
neikeshiwubaiwan！wogangbiye，gongzuoliangnianyebukenengzhengdaowubaiwan。
xiangdaozhei，wokaishihuaiyi，jiyunganggangdeneifanhuahuibuhuishizaitixingwo，tabuxiangjiqianle！
那可不行！
jiayanjieshu，jinainaizhunbeiliuwomenzailaozhaijuzhu，woqueshuomingtianhaiyouchangxiyaopai。
keshijishang，woyijingbinlinshiyele。
“那就留下吧。”
jiuzaiwokuaiyaochenggongquantuijinainaideshihou，zaiyipangyizhimeishuohuadejiyunturanshuodao。
“nainaidouzheimeshuole，womenbunengbuliuxia。wozaifangjiandengni，woyouhuayaohenishuo。”
shuowan，tadayaodabaidishanglelou。
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