wushanjianbanbendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《kuangbingjiangbei》，wenzhangdeyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuo yufan，nannvzhujiaofenbieshijiangbeizhouqian，xiaoshuojianjieruxia：jiangbeimianbugaise，qingmiedikanzheliangtao：“ruguozheijiushinidedipai，neinizhudingyaoshiwangle。”huayingangluo，tazhudongchuji，meicichushoudoushiyizhengutou……
第8章
suiranjulibiyedakaozhiyoubudaoyigeyuele，danshi，jiangbeihaishibangzhoupingqinglejitianjia，rangtahaohaodidiaozhengyixiaxinqing。
zheijitianlai，wuzhoushidemougecaishichangli，jingchangnenggoukandaojiangbeidaizheyiduierjiemeihuamaicaikanjiadeqingjing，zheiyexiyinlehenduorenyanxiandeyanguang。
nandao，juemeidejiemeibingdilian，xianzaizhongyuminghuayouzhule？
jintian，jiangbeiyouzaijiajijiemeilianggezuofan，jiandandetangcupaiguhelajiaochaorou，zailaiyifenzicaidantang，liuluchulenongnongdejiachangweidao。
zhengzhanshachangduonian，pingrilizongshizaidaojianshangtiaowu，jiangbeiyehenshaonengyongyouzheibanqingsongdeshiguang。
“ge，nizuofanzhenhaochi。”
zhoupingbalazhemifan，saibangzichengdegugude，shashikeai。
zheizilaishudeyatouyegenzhezhouqianyiqi，zhijieduijiangbeigaikouhan“ge”le，lianyidingdiandeshengshuzhiyidoumeiyou。
jiangbeixiaoda：“neizaikaoshizhiqiankededuochidian，buranshangledaxue，kejiuchibuzhele。”
“neibuxing，nei**cuibushangdaxuele，wojiudangwogedegenpichong。”
zhoupingjuezhezui，jiaochendao。
tazheigenianjideguniangyidansaqijiaolai，zhenbushiyibanrennengkangdezhude。
zhouqianpailemeimeidenaodaiyixia：“husiluanxiangshenmeni？kuaidianchi，chiwanfanxiao。”
buguo，zaitingdaojiejiezheimeshuozhihou，zhoupingdemuguangdunshibiandeaimeileyixie，tazhalezhayanjing，duizhouqianshuodao：
“jie，wozoulezhihou，nihewogebujiushierrenshijielema？”
tinglezheijuhua，jiangbeizuilidetangchadiancongbikonglipenchulai。
zhouqiandeqiaolianzhishangdunshixunsushengqiliangduohongyun：“zhouping！niluanshuoshenmeni！”
“ge，shuozhende，ninengbunengdangwojiefu？”zhoupingdedayanjingdingzhejiangbei：“zheiyangdehua，wokeyisuishichidaonizuodefanle，haobuhaoma，jiefu！”
jiangbeitinglezheihua，kuxiaobude。
“wojiekeshibeiandiyimeirener，jiefu，niquwojie，jueduibukuide。”
zhoupingweiweidianqijiaojian，zaijiangbeideerbianxiaoshengshuodao：
“woqiaoqiaogaosunia，ta......keqiaole，haoshengyangni。”
zhouqiantingdaolezheijuhua，tadeqiaolianjianzhihongtoule，zhanzaiyuandiyiduojiao：
“zhouping，niluanjiangshenmeni！meijianguozheimemaijiejiede！”
好生养？
jiangbeibuzhidaogaizenmehuida。
takeshizhendebazhouqiandangchengmeimei，napaduifangzaipiaoliang，tayeconglaimeiyounaxiaduifangdexiangfa。
ng，zhishaomuqianshimeiyoude。
zhoupingzaijiangbeideerbianqingqingbuchongleyiju：“buxin，jiefu，nizixikan。”
“zixikanshenme？”jiangbeiyoudiangenbushangzheiguniangdenaohuilule。
“她真的很翘啊！”
zhoupingshuowan，naqishubaojiuchongchulefangjian：“woqushangkele，nimenhaohaoxiangshouerrenshijieba！”
dengzhoupingzoulezhihou，zhouqianyibianshoushiwankuai，yibianhongzhelian，shuodao：
“ge，zhoupingneiyatouyiguanbuzhengjing，nikebiedangzhen。”
“haha，xiaoyishitingyouyiside。”jiangbeixiaodao，“buguo，niweilaiyaoshizhaonanpengyoudehua，kendingdexianguotaneiyiguanle。”
zhouqianshenshendikanlejiangbeiyiyan，minzuixiaoleyixia：“neiwojiubuzhaonanpengyoule。”
cike，xizheweiqundezhouqian，jiuxiangshiyiduoyijingkaifangdehuaer，jiaoyanyudizhizhong，youtouzhewuxianwenrou。
zheiyigupangrenhennandejiandefengqing，rangjiangbeishaoshaodidaileyixia，duokanlejiyan。
dangran，tayexiayishidixiangyaozhengmingyixia，ganggangzhoupingshuodeneijuhuadaodiduibudui。
ng，queshihenqiao......
zheishijinhuwanmeidequxian！
raner，jiuzaizheigeshihou，qiaomenshenghuranxiangqi。
“zhouqian，kaimen，shiwo！woshinishushu！”
zhouhaibodeshengyinzaimenwaixiangqi，bafangmenpaidepengpengxiang！
fangjianliderouheqifendunshibeidapole！
zhouqiandejuemeiqiaolianzhishang，yepashangleyicengbobodebingshuang！
dakailemen，laizhezhengshizhouhaibozheiyijiasankou！
zhouhaibozhijiejilejinlai，handao：
“zhouqian，nibawomenyijiahaideneimecan，niyaojiwomenbuchang！”
ershenshenzhangaihuahebiaodizhoucong，yedouchenzheliangenzhejinlaile，mingxianshilaixingshiwenzuide！
zaijiangbeikanlai，zhouhaibozheiyijiasankoudexingweishishuaxinlezuorendixiande，zheijitianmeitengchushoulaishoushitamen，jieguozheiyijiaquezhudongsongshangmenlaile！
zaikandaojiangbeizhihou，zhouhaibolianshangderoukongzhibuzhudizhanlezhan，tabujinxiangqineitianjiangbeiyijiaochuaifeihandashideqingxing。
danshi，napaduifanghennengda，kezijishizhouqiandeqinjiujiu，tahainengduizijidongshoubucheng？
“zhouqian，nizheigebaiyanlang！”
zhouhaiboyipaichaji，madao：
“woxinxinkukujinimoudeleyizhuanghaoyinyuan，rangnijinxiangronghuafugui！keniquezaiduinishushuwoenjiangchoubaoa！womencongtoudaowei，kedoushizaiweinikaolva！”
“weiwokaolv？”zhouqiandeshengyinqingleng：“nimenbuguxiaoyideanwei，bawodezhongshenxingfuchumaijileliangtaoneige**，nimenweiwokaolvguoma？”
“zailiangtaonazhedaoziyaohuahuawodeliandeshihou，nimenweiwokaolvlema？”
“zhei......”zhouhaiboyishijianyoudianyusai，henmingxian，tacongtoudaoweidoubuzhanli！
jiumazhangaihuazeshishuangshouyichayao，jianshengdao：
“zhouqian，ruguobushinibuyuanyijiajiliangdashaoye，tahuibazhoupingkouyachengrenzhima？”
“ruguobushizheigexinglindechuxianzaihunlixianchangjiaoju，liangdashaoyezhiyuyongdaoziweixienima？”
tingdunleyixia，tajiazhongleyuqi：“paokaishishibutan，nizenmebuxiangxiangzijideyuanyin！”
zheinvrenhaizhendetingshanzhangdiandaoheibaide，jingshibasuoyoudezerendoutuijilezhouqian！
“paokaishishibutan？”zhouqiandeqiaolianzhishangbingmeiyoutaiduobiaoqing。
duiyujiujiuzheiyijia，tashenzhidouyijingshiwangdaobuhuishengqile。
“buguanzenmeyang，nimenbixupeichangwomenjiadesuoyoujingjisunshihejingshensunshi！”
jiumazhangaihuazhongyushuochulezijidezhenzhengmude！
bujinmeiyoudaoqian，fanerxiangyaorangzhouqianpeiqian？
jiangbeizuozaipangbian，pengzheyibeirecha，tinglezheihua，lengxiaodao：
“要多少？”
zhangaihuamengranyipaichaji，jianshengjiaodao：
“qimawubaiwanlongguobi！”
jiangbeiwenyan，mengyiyangshou！
tashoulideneiyibeirecha，zhijiepodaolezhangaihuadelianshang！
“啊！”
zhangaihuabeizheibajiushidudechashuitangdaole，yishengjianjiao！
cike，tadebanbianlianshangzhanmanlechaye，xunsuhongzhongqilai！kanqilaipoweihuaji！
“好吵的女人。”
jiangbeiyijiaochuaizailezhangaihuadeduzishang！
houzhefurudaojiao，tengdeshuobuchuhuale！
“你敢动我妈！”
biaodizhoucongjianzhuang，nuhouleyisheng，zhijiejiuyaopushanglaiqiajiangbeidebozi！
“darenjianghua，younichazuidefenerma？”
jiangbeifanshoujiushiyierguang！
zhoucongzhijiebeichoudeyinaodaizhongzhongdizhuangzaileqiangshang，zuijiaoliuxue，yanmaojinxing！
“e，duile，wowangjiniyijingchengnianle......neigengbunengfangguonile。”
jiangbeiyaoleyaotou，jiuqizhoucongdetoufa，wangqiangmianshanghenhendezhuanglehaojixia！
砰！砰！砰！
zheimenxiangsheng，rangrentinglexinzhan！
zhoucongdenaomenshangyijingxianchuleyipianwuqingzhise，beizhuangdeqihunbasu！
ershushuzhouhaibokanzhecijing，bujinyoukongzhibuzhudisesefadouleqilai！
jiangbeikanxianglezhouhaibo，binglengdeyanshenzhizhongyoutouzhehenmingxiandejichaoweidao：
“nilaishuoshuoba，zanmenzheishieryaozenmecheping？”
zhouhaibodeyachidouzaidazhan，zhanzhanjingjingdishuodao：
“wobujinyaonipeichangsunshi，erqienimenbixulikequxiangsongjiaxiaguiqiurao，qiqiuyuanliang！”
江北差点被气笑了。
zheishushudaoxianzaihaikanbuqingjumianma？
jiangbeisaoshileduimiandeyijiasankouyiyan，dandandishuodao：
“jinimenqitianshijian，bazhoudongdefuxujinhaijizhouqian，ruguonabuchulai，nimenquandouyaobeidaduantui。”
xiongdidefuxujin，zheishijiangbeijiweizaiyideshiqing！
周海波打了个哆嗦！
neibifuxujinliangbaiduowan，zaojiubeitahuihuoyikong，nalinadechulai！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，louxiahuranchuanlailexuanhua。
jiangbeizoudaochuanghubian，wangxiakanlekan，jingshikandaoyipaicheduishidaolejuminlouxia，henduorenzaiweiguan。
“youdianyisi。”jiangbeilengxiaoleyixia。
敲门声再度响起。
zhouqiankailemen，jingranshilinjuzhangdama。
zaizhoudongxishengzhihou，zhangdamajilezheijiemeilianghenduobangzhu，yuanbizhouhaibozheigedangshushudeyaorexindiduo。
“tianqia，nimenkuaipao，jushuoshoufuliangshihenglaile！xianzailinjumendouzailanzhetamendeche，nimenkuaidianqiaoqiaolikaiba！”zhangdamamanlianjiaojidishuodao。
zhouqianmingxianyoudiangandong，dao：“zhangdama，wodeshiqing，wolaijiejue，rangdajiabieqianshejinlai，wanyiyouweixian......”
yitingshuoshoufuqinzilaile，zhouhaiboyixiazitiaoqilai，taxiangshikandaolejiubingyiyang，handao：
“zhouqian，nimenxianzaihailaidejiquqiqiuliangjiadeyuanliang！kuaiqu！”
erzhangaihuarenzheteng，yaoyaqiechidishuodao：“zhouhaibo，nibuyonghaoxintixingtamen，rangshoufuliangxianshenghaohaodijitamenshangyike！”
raner，zheishenshendehuahaimeishuowan，zhijianjiangbeiyiyangshou！
yidaoqingcuideerguang，bianluozailetadelianshang！
zhangaihuabeidadebanbianlianpikairouzhan！xuezhubiaojian！
“yuchundedongxi，woxianjinishangyike！”
jiangbeishuowan，bianlaqizhouqianzoulechuqu！
liangrenyixialou，biankandaolebingjianzhanlideliangshihengfufu！
kandaonianqingdeyoudianguofendejiangbei，liangshihengyoudiannanyizhixin！
nandao，jiushizheigenanren，duanduanjitianzhinei，jiurangzhenggeliangjiaxianrushenyuan？
erzheigeshihou，jiujiuzhouhaiboyijinglvxianchongdaoleqianmian，duiliangshihengshuodao：
“liangxiansheng，jiushizheigejiahuodashanglenindeerzi，woyijingrangtaxiangninxiaguidaoqian，keshitaquebutingwode，wokeshiyixinyaobangzheliangjiade......”
raner，liangshihengyagenmeikanzheixiaochouyiyangdezhouhaibo，tademuguangshizhongfangzaijiangbeishenshang，naomenshangkaishiqinchuleximidehanzhu。
jiangbeimiandaichaofengdeweixiao，sihushizaidengdaizheliangshihengzuodongzuo。
dangliangshihengdehanshuiyijingbahoubeiyifushitoudeshihou，tazhongyuyiyaoya，xigaiyiwan，pengranyishengxiang！
wuzhoushoufudangzhongguidaozaidi！
zaizhouweizhenjingdemuguangzhong，liangshihenghandao：
“请江先生原谅！”
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