快穿：黑化就黑化，我只想躺平蒸饺肉丝-著

小说简介

chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《kuaichuan：heihuajiuheihua，wozhixiangtangping》，jinqidianjilvfeichanggao，jiangshuzhujiaowenqiaolingchuandeaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“zhengjiaorousi”dadasuozhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“zhendema？neiwozaisongniyige。”huahaidaizhekuqiangni，jiuxiangzaicizhangzuizaishoubeishangzaiyaoyige。lingchuanmangshouhuishou：“buyongle，duolebuhaokan，huijiaba。”……

精彩章节

“wobuxiangzuoshenmerenwu，keyixianzaijiusima？”wenqiaorouruowugudetanzaishafali，gonglvehaolei，fanpaihaohuai，buxianggonglve。

“suzhu，buwanchengrenwudehuahuiyoudianjichengfade，jiuxiangzuotianneiyang，sancizhihourangnihuanchongyixia，dengnishentikeyileyoujixubanburenwu。jiuxiangzuotianwanshangyiyang。”

“neinijiadadianlinongsiwoa！wosidehaohaode，nixuanwoganshenme。”siwangshixuyaoyongqideshi，tihuiguoyicidetayijingmeiyouqinzizailaiyicideyongqile。

886weiqule：“duibuqi，suzhu，wobuzhidao。”tazhishiyituanshuju，lijiebuletadeqingxu，zhizhidaotaxuantazuoweisuzhu，rangtabukaixinle。

wenqiaotingwantadedaoqian，bingmeiyoubiaoshi，bujieshou，fangkonglebantianturanxiangdao，wanbuchengrenwuhuisima？

“886，jutirenwushishenme？”

886yinweisuzhuxiangqingchule，gaogaoxingxingdehepantuochu：“suzhuderenwushizuzhifanpaiheihua，meigeshijiedefanpaiheihuazhipubianzai500zuoyou，danshiyoudeshijiefanpaiheihuazhiyuanyuangaoyupingjunzhi，fanpaiheihuazhiguogaohuiyingxiangxiaoshijiezhujiaoqiyun。jiuxuyaogonglvezheganyu，yinweiheihuazhijiqibuwending，jiuxuyaorangfanpaibianhaorentuoliyuanbenjuqing。”

wenqiaoxianglexiang：“weishenmebuzhijiebafanpainongsi？”zheiyangbushigengshengshierma？yilaoyongyi。

886：：“……zhei，yebunengzheiyang，yinweifanpaiyexiangdangyuzhujiaozhiyi，yeshouxiaoshijiedebaohu。ruguozhijienongyixieyiwaishenmedeshihuijifanpaijiaguanghuande。”

“jiuxiangxiaoshuolineiyangdiaoluoxuanyazhihoujiandaojueshimiji？”chunchunsonggua？

“shide，suzhu，suoyiwomenhaishilaolaoshishidewanchengrenwuba！”

“e！”caiguai，shenmerenwuburenwude，caibuxiangguan。

wanshang，songfanderenzaicanzhuobaipan，wenqiaozhijiedayaodabaidezuozhedeng。

songcanderenjianshaonianyifubeilingruguohoushengwukeliandeyangzi，yijishaonianbeichehuaibunenghaohaozhedangdechenshan，haiyouneibojingshangdeyayinhecaomei。mianshangbuxian，xinlizhizashe，youqianrenzhenhuiwan，zhendebuhuiyiyuma？

wenqiaowanquanbuzaiyibojingshangdehenji，kandaojiukandaoba！youbuhuishaokuairou。

“xianshengmanyong。”songcanyuanbuganduokan，shoushihaodongxiyiliuyanpaole，tianzhidaozheiyouqianrenhuibuhuibiantaidezaibieshulianjiankong，wanyitaduokanliangyanbeiwayanjingzenmeban？zheixiaohaimingxianshibeipode，qiangzhiailidezhagongdouzheiyang。

wenqiaowanquanbuzhidaoganggangneirenfengfudexinlilucheng，zhiduanzhewankuaimanyouyoudechileqilai，youdaxia？bucuo，zicong8suihoudoumeiyouchiguole，huiquzhihouyequanburangjiledidi，meixiangdaozaizheiyishi，zijiyigerenjiunengduxiangle，haiyouzhutibang，hongshaorou，ganguoji，qingzhengjiyu，doushitaaichide。

danshicaitaiduo，tachibuwan，zhinengyulujunzhandemeidaocaidoudongdechabuduo，zhiyouneipanxia，tachiwanle。

lingchuanhuilaikandaodejiushitachiwanfanzuozhekanzhecanzhuofadaideyangzi，haoxiangzaisikaoshengxiadecaigaizenmechuli。

“kanlaizheihaitingheniweikou。”kanlaiyebushihennanyang，suibianweiweijiukeyile。

wenqiaokanletayiyan，qishenwangloushangzouqu，xuanzhuanloutizhihoudediyijian，tuimen，jinqu，guanmen。

nanrenkanzheshaoniandedongzuo，qidejiangshoulidedabaoxiaobaodediuzaidishang，zhuanshenlikailebieshu。

wenqiaokanzhelengqingdefangjian，zhijuedeshenshangliangliangde，suojinbeiwoliyeyiyang。

“886。”

“宿主，我在呢！”

“nipeiwoliaoliaotianba！”sheidoukeyi，tabuxiangyigeren，jishishiyigemeiyourenleiganqingdexitong。

“suzhu，nei，womenliaoliaozenmegonglvefanpai？”

“buyaoliaozheige。”tabuxiangtingdaolingchuandeshi，gonglveta，bukeneng。

“neiwojisuzhushuoshuozheigeshijiedezhujiao？”xitongdengleyihuier，wenqiaomeiyouhuiying，jiudangtamorenle：“mujiahelingjiashihuaguodeliangdaqiyelongtou，zheigeshijiedezhujiaojiushimujiadashaoye，mushi，mushicongxiaoxuexichengjiyouyi，nianjiqingqingjinrugongsishixizhanxianchulejingrendecaihua，jiuzaizhongrenyiweitajiushimujiaxiayirenzhangquanrenshi，quezaorenxianhai，fuzedexiangmuxieluchuqu，zaochenglejishiyidesunshi，tayecongcicongmushijituantuichu，haifashenglechehuodaozhinaozihuaidiao，chengleshazi。

congciyidaitianjiaojiuciyunluo，danqishi，mushizhishaleyiduanshijian，houmiandouzaizhuangsha，xunzhaodangchubeiyuanwangdezhengju，qishizheiyiqiedoushitaershudeshoubi，weilejizijierzimuzishangpulu。

yizhidaomuzishangyulingjiaqianjinlianyinyanhuishang，caijiekaiershuyijiadezhenmianmu。erzaiyanhuishang，mushiyejiandaolezijidebaiyueguangshou，guqingyi，yezhidaoleyuanlaiyizhianzhongbangzijishoujizhengjuderenshita。liangrenqiangqianglianhe，jiangershuyijiasongjinqu。

zheishi，lingjiaquebuyuantuihun，shuoyuanbendinghunduixiangjiushimushi，tafashengleyiwai，jiranxianzaihaole，neijiuyiqiehuiguizhenggui……”xitongshuozheshengyinyuelaiyuexiao，yinweiwenqiaohuxiyuelaiyuepingwen，yijingchenchendeshuileguoqu，meixiangdaotayigexitongyouyitianyehuihongzijidesuzhushuijue，meibanfa，sheirangwenqiaoshitadesuzhuni？

wenqiaonandeshuileyigehaojue，tameiyoushijianguannian，shuibaojiuxiachuangxishukanzhejingzilizijiyilingsongkua，bojingdewenhen，zhongyurenbuzhumaleyijuqinshou。xishuwanranhoujiubuzhidaoganmale，zuozaichuangbianxiangleyihuiercaixiangqilai，ele，qulouxiadengrensongfanba！

ketinglimeiyoudianshi，yemeiyouzhongbiao，taxiangkangeshijianyebuxing。edeshoubuzhulejiuxiangzhijiequcanzhuopangbianzuozhedeng。jieguohaimeidaojiukanjianlecanzhuopangsanluoyididegouwudai，limawangleezhedeshiqing，kankanyoushenmedongxi。txu，kuzi，haiyouweiyiduanku，lianneineidouyouhaojitiao。

haiyoushouji，dangtakandaoshoujishiganjueshijiedoubiandemeihaole，nachushoujihe，faxianxiamianhaiyoutadezhengjian，hukouben，haiyouheika。yinweishiguer，hukoubenshangzhiyouzijidemingzi，zheizhongganjuezenmeshuoni？youyizhongtuolileyuanxianjiatingdeganjue。badongxinashangloufanghao，huanleyijianmianqianshidabaiezaoxingdeminghuangseweiyiheyitiaozhitongniuziku，baozheshoujijiuxialoule。

faxianshoujiliyouxi，weixingezhongbixuruanjianyijingxiahaole，diankaiyuefaxianhaibushao，zheixiedoushilingchuanzuodema？suirantayaozijiyoudianhen，danshikanzaitajizijizhunbeizheixiedongxidefenshang，zanshibuhetajijiaole。