chuanyuejiakongxiaoshuo《kuaichuannpcdewoyougeguaiwulaogong》zaiguangdawangyouzhijianyongyouchaogaorenqi,yujiujiuqiliandegushishouhuobushaofensideguanzhu,zuozhe“yiming”dewenbiburongxiaoqu,jianshuwei:shaoniantingdaozheiyixiliededuihuahou,hanjiandechenmoqilai。tamianwubiaoqingdekanzhezhizhuxia,ranhoulinglingsuisuideanqixiangjidiaoluo。“nishabu……
yujiujiubiaoshijintianqingjia,xianrangqilianyigerenchengdanqibaohuxizhuangnandejianjurenwu,bingwushiqilianwushucibohuidewuxiaoqingqiu,zhijiesiqulaidaofuhaojie。
zunguidevvvvvvvipjikehuyujiujiu(tuhaoban)zhajiexuanshoucongshuxidedongjiekaishiyizhihengsaodaoxijie。
tabiaoshi,xiongyingbandenvrenershiduoniandejiankufendoujindeqixiaofei。
zhizhiwanshang,tamanyidekanzheyididezhanlipinheyiganerjingdeershizhangyinxingkaqingkongyueluchulewufentianmiwufentongkudeniuquxiaorong。
【nimaizheimeduoyifuganshenme】
〖你猜〗
【哦讨好男人是吧】
〖对一半〗
…
yiliangdidiaosuvhuanhuankaidaoxiaoqu。
“nishizhenchongzheta。”kaichedeshaonianyilianbukesiyi。
shaoniankanzhehouzuoshangwuyuwuqiudehaoxiangbeifoguangpuduguoleyiyangdenanren,“daozhenshijujiahaonanrenle。”
nanrenqingxiao,“nideshiqinggaizenmezuojiuzenmezuo,woyoumeishuochashou。”
“bariziguohaobishenmedouqiang。”
shaoniansihushishoubuleleyibanchouchuleyixiachunjiao,“nikaixinjiuhao。”
…
peilankanzhelouneiweiyiliangzhededengjiaobudunledun,ranhouhuanhuanzouleshangqu。
jishijingliguowushucideyujiujiuzhizaodechenmoxianchang,tahaishinandedejinglejing。
yujiujiuzongshiyouzheiyangjingrendejineng。
peilankanzheyigexianyandexiaojiqirenbeibaifangzaizhuozizhengzhongyang,yijiyidideyifubaozhuang,hebeitoumingjiaodaizhanzhudesigewusijiaojiankongzhengzailuoxuanxuanzhuan。
小机器人说话了,
“jiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejie。”dianziweisuonansheng。
zhendeshitouguodianziyindounengtingchulaiweisuodeneizhong。
“niyinggaizhidao,nidegongzhubeiwomenbangjiale,zuoweitadeqishixianzaideniyidingfeichangdekonghuang。”
xiaojiqirenhuanhuanzoudaopeilanjiaoxia。
“neimeruhezhengjiugongzhuni?zunguidejiqizhishenshedingleyigerenhenanrendoubukenengqingeryijuwanchengderenwu!”
tazhangkailezui,tuchuyigezuyifangxiayigekadeaocao,“diyibuqingziyuanfangrunideyinxingkayongyouruchangquanzige。”
“zheikeshidiyibujiukeyitaotaibaifenzhijiushijiuderendeyiguane。”
peilanhuanhuandunxia,bolanbujingdefangjinquyizhangheika。
“haohaohao,jiqirenzhishenshuonishiyigehenyoushilideren,gongxinitongguolediyiguan!”
“jiexialai,shizuihouyiguan,meicuoyigongjiuzhiyoulianggeguanka!”
“neijiushi,badishangdeyibailiushijianyifudoushiyixiabianchengshijieshangyuanyimanzulaoposhenmeidediyihaonanren!”
peilandanshoutiqilaizheigejiqiren,zhaodaotamaozhehongguangyishanyishandeyanjing,
“jiushijitaoxingbuxing,yihouyoudeshishijiankeyirangnimanmankan。”
机器人停顿了几秒,
ranhouzizidedianyinyoukaishixiangqi,
“dadan!nijingranhaigantiyaoqiu!womenzheishibangjia!nijianguohebangfeijiangtiaojiandema?”
peilansihubeilizhiqizhuangdeyuqidouxiaole,tadelianlijiqirengengjinlejifen,manyouyoudewen:“jiuchugongzhudehua,nengbunengmanzuwoyigeyuanwang。”
jiqirendehongguangshanleshan,
“jiqizhishenshuokeyi。”
tayanzhongdaizhezuyimidaoyujiujiubabaigelaihuidaiguaiwandexiaoyi,
“gongzhutaiyoujuliganle,xiwangtaquzunzuoyujiujiu。”
【妈的太会了】
【一百昏一百昏】
【jialebazheirenwubuzuoyebawodoudongxinle】
jiqirensihuduanluleyixia,
“zizizi”,tazhuangmengdao,“yujiujiushishei?”
peilanyanzhongxiaoyigengshen,“shipeilandeqizi。”
“zizizi…”fangfodaibiaozhekongzhizhetaderendexinliyiban,tanaodaizhuanlezhuan,zhijiemaoleyidaobaiyan。
yujiujiutouguojiqirendexiaoyanjingkanzhedaizhexiaodenanren,tayoudianzaobuzhule。
zaizheiyangxiaqu,tazheigexiongyingbandenvrenchizaobeinaxia。
jiuzaitayiweizijihainengjianchideshihou,tingdaolepeilanzhuangsiyihuode,
“yuanlaiwomeiyoulianzia。”
xiongyingbandenvrenjiangzhuleshenti。
congcitabuzaiyongyourongmaojiaolv,
yinweitadelianbeidiuzailegongyuanzheiyitian。
qishizheixiebaichenshanzaipeilankanqilaijihuyimoyiyang,tasuiyidenaqiyigebaichenshan,chuanshangjimiao,ranhoutuoxialai,meizaitirenhedeyaoqiu。
peilangangchuanshang,yujiujiuwuzheyanjingdeshouhaishimeirenzhuzhangkaileyitiaofeng。
dishicideshihoutawubidexiangrangpeilanyizhihuanxiaqu。
dishiwucideshihoutaganjuezijishigebadaozongcaiaikanxiaojiaoqi。
zaishidiershicideshihouyujiujiukanzhepeilanhaishipingdandemanzutadeyaoqiuyuyanyouzhi。
diershiwuciyujiujiuzhouzhemei,shibushitaileile。
diershiliuciyujiujiukaishikuijiu,“woshibushitaiguofenle。”
diershiliudianwucishenxianbazongrenshedeyujiujiuanlejiqirendeanniu,“goule,laozixintengta。”
【妈的神经病】
peilanzhengchuanzhediershiqitaobaichenshan,turanjiqirenjiuxiangfengleyiyangzhuanqiquanlai。
tatingzhiletuoyifudedongzuo,fuxiashen。
“tongtongtongguanchengchengchenggongbi——chenggongchenggong!”
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