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精彩章节

yujiujiubiaoshijintianqingjia,xianrangqilianyigerenchengdanqibaohuxizhuangnandejianjurenwu,bingwushiqilianwushucibohuidewuxiaoqingqiu,zhijiesiqulaidaofuhaojie。

zunguidevvvvvvvipjikehuyujiujiu(tuhaoban)zhajiexuanshoucongshuxidedongjiekaishiyizhihengsaodaoxijie。

tabiaoshi,xiongyingbandenvrenershiduoniandejiankufendoujindeqixiaofei。

zhizhiwanshang,tamanyidekanzheyididezhanlipinheyiganerjingdeershizhangyinxingkaqingkongyueluchulewufentianmiwufentongkudeniuquxiaorong。

【nimaizheimeduoyifuganshenme】

〖你猜〗

【哦讨好男人是吧】

〖对一半〗

yiliangdidiaosuvhuanhuankaidaoxiaoqu。

“nishizhenchongzheta。”kaichedeshaonianyilianbukesiyi。

shaoniankanzhehouzuoshangwuyuwuqiudehaoxiangbeifoguangpuduguoleyiyangdenanren,“daozhenshijujiahaonanrenle。”

nanrenqingxiao,“nideshiqinggaizenmezuojiuzenmezuo,woyoumeishuochashou。”

“bariziguohaobishenmedouqiang。”

shaoniansihushishoubuleleyibanchouchuleyixiachunjiao,“nikaixinjiuhao。”

peilankanzhelouneiweiyiliangzhededengjiaobudunledun,ranhouhuanhuanzouleshangqu。

jishijingliguowushucideyujiujiuzhizaodechenmoxianchang,tahaishinandedejinglejing。

yujiujiuzongshiyouzheiyangjingrendejineng。

peilankanzheyigexianyandexiaojiqirenbeibaifangzaizhuozizhengzhongyang,yijiyidideyifubaozhuang,hebeitoumingjiaodaizhanzhudesigewusijiaojiankongzhengzailuoxuanxuanzhuan。

小机器人说话了,

“jiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejiejie。”dianziweisuonansheng。

zhendeshitouguodianziyindounengtingchulaiweisuodeneizhong。

“niyinggaizhidao,nidegongzhubeiwomenbangjiale,zuoweitadeqishixianzaideniyidingfeichangdekonghuang。”

xiaojiqirenhuanhuanzoudaopeilanjiaoxia。

“neimeruhezhengjiugongzhuni?zunguidejiqizhishenshedingleyigerenhenanrendoubukenengqingeryijuwanchengderenwu!”

tazhangkailezui,tuchuyigezuyifangxiayigekadeaocao,“diyibuqingziyuanfangrunideyinxingkayongyouruchangquanzige。”

“zheikeshidiyibujiukeyitaotaibaifenzhijiushijiuderendeyiguane。”

peilanhuanhuandunxia,bolanbujingdefangjinquyizhangheika。

“haohaohao,jiqirenzhishenshuonishiyigehenyoushilideren,gongxinitongguolediyiguan!”

“jiexialai,shizuihouyiguan,meicuoyigongjiuzhiyoulianggeguanka!”

“neijiushi,badishangdeyibailiushijianyifudoushiyixiabianchengshijieshangyuanyimanzulaoposhenmeidediyihaonanren!”

peilandanshoutiqilaizheigejiqiren,zhaodaotamaozhehongguangyishanyishandeyanjing,

“jiushijitaoxingbuxing,yihouyoudeshishijiankeyirangnimanmankan。”

机器人停顿了几秒,

ranhouzizidedianyinyoukaishixiangqi,

“dadan!nijingranhaigantiyaoqiu!womenzheishibangjia!nijianguohebangfeijiangtiaojiandema?”

peilansihubeilizhiqizhuangdeyuqidouxiaole,tadelianlijiqirengengjinlejifen,manyouyoudewen:“jiuchugongzhudehua,nengbunengmanzuwoyigeyuanwang。”

jiqirendehongguangshanleshan,

“jiqizhishenshuokeyi。”

tayanzhongdaizhezuyimidaoyujiujiubabaigelaihuidaiguaiwandexiaoyi,

“gongzhutaiyoujuliganle,xiwangtaquzunzuoyujiujiu。”

【妈的太会了】

【一百昏一百昏】

【jialebazheirenwubuzuoyebawodoudongxinle】

jiqirensihuduanluleyixia,

“zizizi”,tazhuangmengdao,“yujiujiushishei?”

peilanyanzhongxiaoyigengshen,“shipeilandeqizi。”

“zizizi…”fangfodaibiaozhekongzhizhetaderendexinliyiban,tanaodaizhuanlezhuan,zhijiemaoleyidaobaiyan。

yujiujiutouguojiqirendexiaoyanjingkanzhedaizhexiaodenanren,tayoudianzaobuzhule。

zaizheiyangxiaqu,tazheigexiongyingbandenvrenchizaobeinaxia。

jiuzaitayiweizijihainengjianchideshihou,tingdaolepeilanzhuangsiyihuode,

“yuanlaiwomeiyoulianzia。”

xiongyingbandenvrenjiangzhuleshenti。

congcitabuzaiyongyourongmaojiaolv,

yinweitadelianbeidiuzailegongyuanzheiyitian。

qishizheixiebaichenshanzaipeilankanqilaijihuyimoyiyang,tasuiyidenaqiyigebaichenshan,chuanshangjimiao,ranhoutuoxialai,meizaitirenhedeyaoqiu。

peilangangchuanshang,yujiujiuwuzheyanjingdeshouhaishimeirenzhuzhangkaileyitiaofeng。

dishicideshihoutawubidexiangrangpeilanyizhihuanxiaqu。

dishiwucideshihoutaganjuezijishigebadaozongcaiaikanxiaojiaoqi。

zaishidiershicideshihouyujiujiukanzhepeilanhaishipingdandemanzutadeyaoqiuyuyanyouzhi。

diershiwuciyujiujiuzhouzhemei,shibushitaileile。

diershiliuciyujiujiukaishikuijiu,“woshibushitaiguofenle。”

diershiliudianwucishenxianbazongrenshedeyujiujiuanlejiqirendeanniu,“goule,laozixintengta。”

【妈的神经病】

peilanzhengchuanzhediershiqitaobaichenshan,turanjiqirenjiuxiangfengleyiyangzhuanqiquanlai。

tatingzhiletuoyifudedongzuo,fuxiashen。

“tongtongtongguanchengchengchenggongbi——chenggongchenggong!”

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