快穿任务：拆散主角的爸妈泡芙和可乐-著

小说简介

《kuaichuanrenwu：chaisanzhujiaodebama》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshulesumeixiongjianlinzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。sumeixiongjianlinjinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，xiaodeneimejian？sumei，nibawodangshazishua？！”“womeiyou！nitingwoshuo…”“tingnishuo？tingnizenmebian？……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

woduozaierlouchuwujianmenfenghoubian。xiongjianlinyouzaifahuo。louxiachuanlaiciqisuiliedeshengyin。“laohutu！

zheihuapingzhiduoshaoqiannizhidaoma？”xiongjianlinhoudezhengdongfangziwengwengxiang。guanjialaochenshengyinfadou：“xiansheng，

wo…wocajiazimeiliushen…”“gunchuqu！”youshiyishengmenxiang，xiangshishenmezhongdongxizazaiditanshang。

laochengoulouzhebeituichulai，etouhongleyikuai，suicipianjiandaowojiaobian。woqiaoqiaoheshangmenfeng。xintiaoyoudiankuai。

zheirenwumubiao，biziliaolixiedehaibaozao。wojiaoxiongwanzhao，shigekuaichuanrenwuzhe。

zhuanmenjieyizhonghuoer：chaisanxiaoshuozhujiaodebama。zheicidemubiao，shiyanqianzheizuohaohuabieshudezhuren，xiongjianlin。

yiji，neigejijiangchengweitaqizi、weilaihuishengxiaqiyunzhizizhujiaodenvren，sumei。woderenwu，

就是阻止他们结合。

xitonglengbingbingdetishihaizainaozilixiang：【renwuduixiang：xiongjianlin（weilaixiaoshuonanzhuzhifu），

sumei（weilaixiaoshuonanzhuzhimu）。renwuyaoqiu：zuzhiqihunyinguanxichengli。shixian：liugeyue。

shibaichengfa：linghunmosha。】liugeyue。xianzai，yijingguoquyigeyuelingsantian。

woditoukanlekanzijishenshangzheitaohuipupudeyongrenzhifu。shenfenshixiongjiaxinlaide“banggong”，

fuzedasaosanloushufangheqijushiwaidezoulang。zheishiwomuqiannengjiechudaoxiongjianlinhesumeideweiyitujing。

xiongjianlin，baishouqijiadejiancaidaheng，kuaiwushile，yuanpeisilehaojinian。youqian，piqihuai，yixinzhong。sumei，

ershiba，chengnanneijiaxiaofangzhichangdenvgong。zhangdeshizhenhao，edanlian，xingrenyan，shenduanyeyaotiao，

xiangduozhanzhechenludeshanchahua。buranyebuhuibeixiongjianlinkanshang，congyiduixiangpangaozhidenvrenlilaochulai。

ziliaoxianshi，sangeyuehou，sumeihuichachuhuaiyun。wugeyuehou，tamenhuilingzheng。liugeyuehou，jiushihunli。

wodezaineizhiqian，bazheishierjiaohuang。jihuilaidebiyuxiangdekuai。diertianxiawu，

wozaicasanlouzoulangjintouneishanjudadeluodichuang。yangguangciyan。louxiahuayuanchuanlaiqicheyinqingsheng。

heisejiaochelixialaiyigeren。sumei。tajintianchuanletiaosuselianyiqun，chendepifugengbaile。

shoulilinzhegexiaobaowentong，jiaobuyoudianyouyudiwangdamenzou。wolikeduanqishuipenhemobu，kuaibuzouxiangloutikou。

suanzhunshijian，zaitagangtashangerloupingtaishi，“buxiaoxin”congloutiguaijiaozhuanglechuqu。“aiya！

”shuipoleyidi。shiluludemobuzhijiepaizaitaxiaotuishang。“duibuqiduibuqi！

”woshoumangjiaoluandidunxiaqucataqunzishangdeshuizi，shengyinjinghuangshicuo，“su**！zhenduibuqi！

womeikanjianninshanglai！”sumeiheleyitiao，wanghousuoleyibu，kanqingshiwo，

meitouweiweicuqi：“shinia…xinlaide？zouluxiaoxindian。”“shishishi，su**，wotaimaozaole！

”wotaiqitou，lianshangquanshiaonaohehaipa，yanshenpiaoguotashoulineigebaowentong，“nin…ninmeitangzheba？

zheitongli…”“meishi，tangmeisa。”tababaowentongwangshenhounuolenuo，yuqihuanheledian，“caganjingdi，

xiacizhuyi。”taraoguodishangdeshuizi，jixuwangsanlouzou。gaogenxiecaizaihouditanshang，meishengyin。

mubiaohenmingque，xiongjianlindeshufang。wokanzhetayaotiaodebeiyingxiaoshizailoutiguaijiao，caimanmanshouqilianshangdehuangkong，

ditouningganmobu。baowentong。qinshousongtang。kanlai，sumeiduixiongjianlin，bingfeiquanwuqingyi。zhishao，

tazainulibanyanyigewenroutitiedeweilainvzhuren。zheiyoudianmafan。woderenwushichaisan，bushidangedunvpei。

xitongyoudixian：bunengzhijieshangren，bunengweifa。dezhaodaoliefeng。liefengzaijitianhouzijiliekaile。

neitianlundaowodasaosanloushufangwaidezoulang。xiongjianlindeshufangshijinqu，

chuletazijihemeizhouyicidegudingbaojie，sheiyeburangjin。yaochizhiyoutaheguanjialaochenyou。wonazhexichenqi，

mantuntundiqingliditan。shufanghouzhongdediaohuamumenjinbizhe。limianyinyuechuanlaizhengchaosheng。“…jianlin，

wobushineigeyisi…”shisumeideshengyin，daizhediankuqiang。“bushineigeyisi？

”xiongjianlindeshengyinyoulengyouying，xiangkuaibing，“neinishishenmeyisi？xianwolao？haishixianwojinidebugouduo？

”“womeiyou！wojiushi…jiushijuedetaikuaile…xiangzaichuyichu…”“chu？”xiongjianlinlengxiaoyisheng，“sumei，

biegenwowanzheitao。nimazhuyuandeqian，nidididarendepeichangjin，nayibibushiwotiandekulong？

xianzaigenwoshuoxiangchuyichu？nidangwoshiyuandatou？”“peng！”yishengmenxiang，xiangshiquantouzazaizhuozishang。

sumeifachuyishengyayidejinghu。“wogaosuni，”xiongjianlindeshengyinyadi，touzhehenjing，“guaiguaitinghua，

bazhenglingle，hunlibanle，jiwoshenggeerzi，xiongtaitaideweizhiwenwenshinide，niquanjiadounenggenzhezhanguang。

zaigenwonaqiao…”houmiandehuatingbuqingle，menbantaihou。wotingxiaxichenqi，pingzhuhuxi。zhengchaoshengtingle。

guoleyihuier，shufangmenmengdibeilakai。xiongjianlinyilianyinchendizouchulai，kandoumeikanwoyiyan，

jingzhizouxianglouti。wodizhetou，jixuxichen。guolejifenzhong，sumeicaicongshufangchulai。yanjinghonghongde，

lianjiashangsihuyougebutaimingxiandehongyinzi。tadizhetou，kuaibucongwoshenbianzouguo，

shenshangneidianshanchahuabandexianhuoqier，nianle。liefeng，zheibujiulailema？jitianhou，wozaihouhuayuanxiujiandongqing。

sumeiyigerenzuozaibaisetengyishang，duizhemanyuankaidezhengshengdeyuejifadai。yangguanghenhao，

dantazhenggerenxiandehenanjing，youdianluomo。wonazhedajiandao，manmannuodaotafujin，

guyibayijiejianxialaidezhitiaonongdaotajiaobian。“a，su**，duibuqi！”woganjindaoqian。tahuiguoshen，

mianqiangxiaolexiao：“meishi。”womeilikezoukai，dunxiaqujianzhitiao，youyuleyixia，xiaoshengshuo：“su**，

nin…liansebutaihao？shibushibushufu？”tamolemozijidelian，xiaoronggengdanle：“kenengmeishuihaoba。

”“shibushi…yalitaidale？”woshitanzhewen，shengyinfangdegengqing，“xianshengta…youshihoupiqishijiledian。

”sumeikanlewoyiyan，yanshenyoudianfuza，meishuohua。“woyiqianzaibiejiayezuoguo，”woziguzidishuoxiaqu，

daizhedianguolairendegankai，“neixieyouqiandelaoban，haoduodouzheiyang。piqida，shuoyibuer。

taitaimenkanzhefengguang，qishi…yetingburongyide。”zheihuachuodaoletaxinlimougedifang。tachenmolehaoyihuier，

caiqingqingtanlekouqi。“shiburongyi。”tashengyinhendi，xiangziyanziyu。“su**，ninrenzheimehao，

”woyilianzhencheng，“xianshengkendingyeshizhenxinxihuanninde。jiushi…kenengfangshi…youdianneige。”wozhenzhuozheci，

“ninduoshunzhedianta，hongzhedian，rizijiuhaoguole。wokanxianshengduinin，biduibierenshangxinduole。

”zheihuabanzhenbanjia。xiongjianlinduisumei，zhanyouyuhekongzhiyumingxianduoyuai。sumeichelechezuijiao，meijiehua，

danyanshenlidemimanghebuangengzhongle。diyibu，gongqing。rangtajuedeyourenlijietadechujing，

napazhishigebuqiyandexiaoyongren。jiexialaijitian，wodaizhejihuijiu“ouyu”sumei。

dasaotazanzhudekefangshi，duoyijuzui：“su**，zheixiangxunweidaozhenyazhi，shininzijitiaodeba？

bixianshengshufanglineizhongnongdehaowenduole。”kantaduizheshuzhuangtaifadai，jiuzhuangsiwuyididigu：“aiya，

zheijingziyoudianhuale，huitouwonalupihaohaocaca。nvrena，jiudeduizijihaodian，jingzidoudeliangtangtangde，

zhaorencaijingshen。”taquyiyuankantama，huilaishiliansepibei，

wojiu“ganghao”duanzheyiwanchufangaoduodeyinergengguoqu：“su**，leileba？hediantianderunrun，

chufanggangdunhao，haiwenzheni。”taqichuzhishikeqididaoxie。manmandi，ouerhuigenwoliaojiju。

baoyuanyiyuanjiaofeichuangkoupaizhangdui，shuoqitamafuzadebingqingshiyanquanfahong。

tidaotaneigebushengxin、zongreshidedidi，yuqiyoushiwunaiyoushidanyou。“wanzhao，”takaishijiaowodemingzi，

“nishuo，renhuozhezenmejiuzheimenanni？”“aobei，”woyibiancazhehuaping，yibianyongzuiposhideyuqishuo，

“su**，ninkanninduohao，nianqing，piaoliang，xianshengyoukanzhongnin。dengyihou…jiuhaole。

”woba“yihou”lianggezishuodeyiweishenzhang。takuxiaoleyixia，meishuohua，

yanshenpiaoxiangchuangwaixiongjianlinneiliangxintideheisejiaoche。wozhidaotazaixiangshenme。“yihou”deqianti，

shijiajixiongjianlin，jitashengerzi。taxinlineigenxian，bengdeyuelaiyuejin。woxuyaozaituiyiba。

jihuizaiyigemenredewuhou。xiongjianlinqulinshitanshengyile，yaoguoliangtiancaihuilai。bieshuliqifenqingsongbushao。

sumeizaiqinfang，xinbuzaiyandidanzheneijiaangguideshitanwei。qinshengduanduanxuxu，touzhefanzao。

woduanzheyipanqiehaodeshuiguojinqu。“su**，xiehuierba，tianertaimenle。”tatingxiashouzhi，

rouleroutaiyangxue：“shiyoudianmen，xinliyezaodehuang。”“yaobu…chuqutoutouqi？”wojianyidao，

“wozhidaodongbianlaojiehoumianyoutiaoxiaohegou，shuitingqing，bianshangshuyinda，liangkuai。lizheierbuyuan，

zouluershilaifenzhong。”sumeiyanjingliangleyixia，suijiyouandan：“suanle，jianlinbuxihuanwoluanpao。

”“xianshengbushibuzaijiama，”woyadishengyin，“ninjiuqutoutouqi，sansanxin，yilianggexiaoshijiuhuilai。

sheizhidaoya？nintiantianmenzaijiali，haorenyeyaomenchubinglai。wokanninzheijitianweikoudoubuhaole。

”tamingxianxindongle。youyupianke，zhongyudiantou：“nei…xingba。nipeiwoyiqiqu？”“haolei！

”woshuangkuaiyingxia。laojiehoumiandexiaohegouqueshiqingliang。shuyinnongmi，shuiliuchanchan。hebianyouxiedashitou，

womenzhaolekuaiganjingdezuoxia。weifengfuguo，daizheshuiqiheqingcaodeweidao。sumeishenshenxilekouqi，

jinbengdejianbangsonglexialai，lianshangluchuzheiduanshijianshaojiandeqingsong。“zhenshufu。”tabilebiyan。“shiba？

”wodijitayipianxigua，“renma，zongdeyougechuanqierdedifang。”womenyouyidameiyidadiliaozhe。

liaotaxiaoshihouzaixiangxiahelimoyu，liaofangzhichanglineixiesuosuidekuailehefannao。tadehuajianjianduoleqilai，

meiyanyeshuzhankai。zheicaishiershibasuidesumeigaiyoudeyangzi。xianhuo，shengdong。“wanzhao，”tahurankanzhewo，

henrenzhendishuo，“xiexieni。zaizheili，yejiuninenggenwoshuoshuohuale。

”wohanhoudixiaoxiao：“su**ninkeqile。wojiushijuedenin…tinghaode。”zhengshuozhe，

yizhenzixingchede**youyuanjijin。

yigechuanzhelanbaigezichenshan、xidefabaideniuzikudenianqingnanrenqizheliangbanjiudeerbadagangguolai。

tachebashangguazheyigehuaban，houzuobangzhegezhediexiaomazha。kandaohebianyouren，talengleyixia，

suijibuhaoyisidixiaoxiao，tuizhechexiangraokai。“zhou…zhoulaoshi？”sumeijingyadizhanleqilai。

nianqingnanrentingzhu，zixikanlekansumei，yerenchulaile：“sumei？shinia！”tajiaozhouwen，

shisumeiyiqianzaifangzhichangyexiaoshangmeishukedelaoshi。yigeqingpindancaihuahengyidenianqinghuajia。“zhenqiao！

”zhouwenxiaoqilaihenyangguang，luchuyikoubaiya，“wochulaixiesheng，meixiangdaopengdaoni。ni…xianzaihaihaoma？

”tamuguangsaoguosumeishenshangzhidijingliangdequnzi，yuqidaizhedianchiyiheguanqie。sumeidelianweiweihongle，

youdianjucu：“hai…haihao。zhoulaoshi，ninhaizaiyexiaojiaokema？”“jiaoa，”zhouwenbachezhihao，

quxiahuaban，“buguozuijinzaizhunbeiyigehuazhan，chulaizhaozhaolinggan。”takanxiangqingchedexiaohehenongmideshuyin，

“zheilizhenbucuo。”liangrenziranerrandiliaoleqilai。liaohua，liaoyiqianyexiaodeshi，

liaozhouwenzhengzaichoubeidehuazhan。sumeideyanjingliangjingjingde，lianshangfanzheguang，

neishihexiongjianlinzaiyiqishicongweiyouguodeshencai。woanjingdizuozaiyipangkenxigua，xianggebeijingban。shijiganghao。

woqiaoqiaonachuneigejiukuandanhainengpaizhaodeshouji，diaodaojingyinmoshi，jiezhecahandedongzuo，

duizhexiangtanshenhuandeliangren，feikuaidi、jiaodudiaozuandianlejixiakuaimen。zhaopianli，shuyingposuo，heshuilinlin。

sumeiweiweiyangtoukanzhezhouwen，xiaodemeiyanwanwan。zhouwenditoukanta，yanshenzhuanzhuwenhe。julibuyuanbujin，

danfenweiganshizu。zugoule。huiqudelushang，sumeijiaobuqingkuai，zuilihaihengzhebuchengdiaodege。

xinqingxianranjihao。“su**jintianzhengaoxing。”woshuo。tayoudianbuhaoyisi：“haojiumeiyudaoshurenle。

zhoulaoshirentinghaode，huahuatebiebang。”“shini，kanzhejiuxianggeyoubenshidewenhuaren。”wofuhezhe。

huidaobieshu，yiqieruchang。xiongjianlinshidiertianbangwanhuilaide。liansebutaihao，gujishengyitandebushun。

wanfanqifenchenmen。sumeixiaoxinyiyidijitashengtangjiacai，taquezhouzhemei，xiantangxianle，cailaole。

sumeidizhetou，momobafan。wozhanzaicantingjiaoluo，xianggeyinxingren。fengbaozaishenyejianglin。

woshuizaiyilouyongrenfangkaolidexiaogejian。banyebeiyizhenyayidezhengchaoheshuaidongxideshengyinjingxing。

shengyinshicongsanlouchuanlaide。wopingzhuhuxi，qiaoqiaoliuchufangjian，moheishangleerlou，duozailoutiguaijiaodeyinyingli。

sanloushufangdemenxuyanzhe，dengguangxiechulai。xiongjianlindepaoxiaoxiangzhalei：“…haoa！sumei！

wogongnichigongnichuan，gongniquanjia！nidaohao！beizhewogenyenanrengougoudada！hebianyuehui？

haixiaodeneimekaixin？！nidangwoxiongjianlinshiside？！”“jianlin！bushinixiangdeneiyang！

”sumeidaizhekuqiangbianjie，“jiushipengqiaoyudaole！zhoulaoshishiwoyiqiandeyexiaolaoshi！

womenjiushishuoshuohua…”“shuoshuohua？”xiongjianlindeshengyinyinlengdenengdiaobingzha，“shuoshuohuayongdezheaineimejin？

xiaodeneimejian？sumei，nibawodangshazishua？！”“womeiyou！nitingwoshuo…”“tingnishuo？tingnizenmebian？

！”yishengcierdecuixiang，xiangshibolizhipinbeihenhenzazaidishang，“kankan！zheishishenme？！

”wodexinmengdiyitiao。“zhei…zheizhaopiannalaide？！”sumeideshengyinchongmanjingkong。“nalaide？

niguandezhema？！”xiongjianlinchuanzhecuqi，“sumei，wogaosuni，nishiwoxiongjianlinkanshangdenvren！

zheibeizidoubiexiangjiwodailvmaozi！neigexingzhoudehuahuade，womingtianjiurangtagunchuzheigechengshi！haiyouni！

jiwolaoshidaizhe！hunlitiqian！xiageyuejiuban！banwanjiujiwoshenghaizi！zaigandongwaixinsi，wodaduannidetui！

”sumeifachuyishengjuewangdewuyan。jiezheshilachehechenmendezhuangjisheng，bansuizhesumeitongkudemenheng。“xiansheng！

su**！”guanjialaochenjinghuangdeshengyinxiangqi。“gunkai！”xiongjianlinnuhou。“xiansheng！

su**ta…tahaoxiangbutaiduijing！”laochendeshengyindaizhekongju。limiandedongjingtinglepianke。“xue…xiansheng！

youxue！”laochendeshengyindoudebuchengyangzi。siyibandejijing。jimiaozhonghou，

xiongjianlinfanzaodeshengyinxiangqi：“lengzheganshenme！jiaowangyisheng！qiaoqiaode！bieshengzhang！

”yizhenhuangluanjicudejiaobusheng。woqiaowushengxidituihuilouxia，huidaozijifangjian，guanshangmen，

houbeidizhebinglengdemenban。zhaopian，qizuoyongle。biyuxiangdehaikuai，haimeng。sumeiliuxuele…wobishangyan。

renwuyaoqiushibunengzhijieshangren。zheibusuanwozhijiezaochengdeba？shixiongjianlindongdeshou。

xitongdetishiyinbinglengdixiangqi：【jinggao：renwuduixiangsumeishoudaorenshenshanghai。qingsuzhuzhuyixingweibianjie。

】woshenxiyikouqi。zhidaole。diertian，bieshuliqifenningzhong。jiatingyishengtiankuailiangshicaizou。

xiongjianlinyinchenzhelianqulegongsi。sumeitangzaichuangshang，liansecanbairuzhi。yishengshuo，haizimeile。

woqujitasongzhoudeshihou，tazhengzheyankanzhetianhuaban，yanshenkongdongdongde，xianggebeichouzoulehundepiaoliangrenou。