kuaichuan：wobaitiansuanren，yejiansuanhunshiyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youxuanwangwangjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhexiaotanxiaotiantianzhankai，miaohuilexiaotanxiaotiantianzaiyigechongmantiaozhanyushenmideshijiezhongdemaoxianzhengcheng。xiaotanxiaotiantianbujinmianduizhewaibudedirenhekaoyan，haiyaozhimianneixindekongjuhemaodun。tongguofenlipinboheyongwangzhiqian，xiaotanxiaotiantianzhujianchengzhangweiyigezhenzhengyongganhejiandingderenwu。“guayangtoumaigourou，nijiujingshigouzi，haishishengun？”xiaomeinvqiaozhehenbuhaoredeyangzi。buguoxiaotanbingmeizaiyi，dandanyixiao，huidao：“fuyeyuji，zhu……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigeqihuaneryouzhenshideshijie。
xiaotandiankaihoutaitishi，zhuandaopinglundeneitiaoshipinxiayiqiao。
guoran，buchuyiliaotabeiweigongle，putiangaididoushiyishuipentade。
“fangnixdepi，nigeshigouzi，liangyanyijusandongnuaneyushangrenliuyuehan，shenyan！”
“nizaikouchushenmekuangyan，chachuqu！”
“meijiaoyang！saihuiquzhongxintoutai！”
“nishishenmelaji，nagejingshenbingyuanpaochulaide！”
“bingdebuqing！bushiyibanyiyuannengzhidehaode，chongwuyiyuanhuanyingni！”
……
dangran，chulematadehua，haiyouyibufenshichiguaqunzhong，tamenduisuoweide“taohuajie”biaoshinongnongdebaguayuhaoqi。
“taohuajie？？hunyinpipeidu？zheishishenmefengjianzhuanyeshuyu？”
“zheiniantougouzidouhuisuanmingle？”
“huo，wuyazuixiongdi，nishidongcouredudea。”
“haha，xiaofacaile，yizhongpinglunzhong，yiyanjiukandaolenizheigexianyanbao。”
“jiuminga，jiarenmen，mutaidanshenershibanian，shangtianciwoyiduantaohuajieba。”
“loushangde，zhenzhunzoule。”
“si，duomaomeia，renjiatiantianmimideguanxuanrizili，nizuzhourenjia，neige，yeqingzuzhouyixiawozheigemutaidanshenershibaniandeba。”
xiaotansaoleyiyantaneitiaopinglunxiadehuifu，wusuoweidixiaolexiao，suihoudakaidiannao，diankailezijidezhibojian。
zaizhiboqian，tazhualeyigeheisekouzhaodaishang。
xiaotanbushihenxihuanbazijibaoluzaigongzhongzhixia。
dangranhaiyouyigeyuanyin：shenweixuanxuezhubo，baochishenmibijiaoyoudiaoxing。
……
zheishi，yigejiao“niuguluxiaotiantian”dezhubozhengzaiyufensimenliaotian。
renruqiming，“niuguluxiaotiantian”zhangdekeyanketian，shigedaizheheikuangyanjingdenvhai。
tashiwuzhifengdezhanjie，zaimoyinzhibopingtaiyoushushiwanfensi。
congwuzhifenggangchudaoshijiukaishipaita，yilupeibanzhewuzhifengcongxuanxiuxiaotoumingdaorujindekawei。
dangran，youyuxiaojiejiezhangdehaokan，tazhibojiandefensichuleshiyutayitongzhuixingdenvhaizimen，haiyouxuduodankanyanzhidenanfen。
zaitazhibojianli，yourenwen：“xiaotiantian，jintianbudaiwomendunjichangzhiboma？”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”qiaozheyouxienian，yandixiaguazheliangtuobixiongmaodingliuhuahuahaiheideheiyanquan。
“baozimen，wojintianshenziqianjia，jiubudaidajiadunjichangjiejile。”
“yudajiasuibianliaojifenzhong，yihuijiuxiabole。”
wangyoumenqinqiediyutahudong。
“shimianlemie？haishilaidayimale？”
“宝贝喝热水哟。”
“zenmeqiaozheqingxuhenshidiluodeyangzi？bukaixinma？”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”kanzhedanmu，gunongleju：“dequexinqingbushihenmeili。”
“buhuishiyinweioubaba？oubayiguanxuan，wushujiemeishilianle。”
“jiarenmen，sheidonga，jiushizheizhongshilianbanshiluoluodeganjue……”
“suishuokoutoushangzhufugege，keshiwochengrenwokoushixinfei，woshiningmengjing，wosuanle。”
nvyoufenmenkaishishuapingsuku。
“niuguluxiaotiantian”wozaiyizili，dingzhepingmuhaozhangshijianmeishuohua。
shenweizhanjie，weiouxiangfuchuledabadeshijian、jinqianheganqing。
ouxiangguanxuanlianaiguanxi，haowuyiwenduitadedajihaishitingdade。
有种被背叛的感觉。
“gegeyoufashipinxiuenaile，dajiakuaiqukan。”
“congqianwudesijin，zheiyixiazisahuanlezheishi，zhenjing.jpg。”
kandaopingmushangpiaoguodedanmu，xiaotiantianzhongyudongledongshouzhitou。
fandaoouxiangzhanghao，guobuqiranwuzhifengyoufaleyitiaoyuxiaohuaxiuenaideshipin。
taxinqinghenfuzadikanleyibanbiantuichuqule。
shizaishimeixinqingjixubole，gangyaozhunbeixiabo，turankandaoyigejianjiexiezhe【xielutianjizixunshi】dezhibojian。
眼睛蓦地睁大。
“gouzixiaogongzi，baitiansuanren，yejiansuanhun？”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”turanlailejingshen。
“zheibushineigecengredushuoshenmetaohuajieshenmeshengbaimingliedeneigewuyazuima？”
“zhenghaoxinqingbuhao，qumamata！”
shuozhe，tajinlexiaotanzhibojian。
xiaotanzhibojianzhiyougeshuweideren，suizhexiaotiantianjinru，luxuyongrujiqianhaoren。
xiaotankandao“niuguluxiaotiantian”jinruzhibojian，weiweiyixiao：“huanyingnvshizhujinruwodezhibojian。”
genzhexiaotiantianjinlaimatadexiaoxiannvmenhaimeimarenxianxiaole。
“nvshizhu？shentemedenvshizhu。”
“hahaha，zhuboshijiaheshanghaishijiadaoshi？”
“shigouzi，meijianidmingzijiaozuo‘gouzixiaogongzi’ma。”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”lenghengyisheng：“xielutianjizixunshi？nihaitinghuijizijiqimingde。”
“guayangtoumaigourou，nijiujingshigouzi，haishishengun？”
xiaomeinvqiaozhehenbuhaoredeyangzi。
buguoxiaotanbingmeizaiyi，dandanyixiao，huidao：“fuyeyuji，zhuyexuanxuezhubo。”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”wenyanyidun：“haizhenhuijizijilianshangtiejin。”
zhibojiandexiaoxiannvmenfenfentucaoqilai。
“xuanxuezhubo？neibujiushisuanguadeshengun？”
“haha，nizheilianggezhiyefengmaniubuxiangjia！”
“gouzimeidixian，shengunhuyouque，hengpi：pianzi。”
mianduitucao，xiaotanshenserurubudong。
“niuguluxiaotiantian”：“yinyuanpipeidubaifenzhisishisi，leixing：nieyuan，suchengtaohuajie。”
“zheitiaopinglunshinipingdeba？”
xiaotanrushihuidao：“meicuo。”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”pielepiezui：“nikezhenshidayanbucan！”
“zhuangshennonggui！xinbuxinwofanshoujubaoni，rangnizhanghaobubao！”
xiaotantingwenyixiao，bingmeifanbo。
bangdingxuanxuexitong，zuoyigeshengun，yeshitashiliaoweijide。
erqie……zheigexiaomeinv，suiranqishixiongxiongkansizhaocha，qishiburan。
xiaotiantian：“wojiuzhaonisuanyigua，zhunbianbale，buzhun，limajubaoni。”
xiaotan：“keyi，guabuzoukongmingbukongsuan，guajinyicisanqian，dashangbianke。”
zhibojiandewangyoumenchileyijing。
“三千？”
“haojiahuo，shizidakaikoua！”
zaitamentucaodeshihou，“niuguluxiaotiantian”jixiaotandashangleyigejiazhisanqianyuandejianianhua。
wangyou：“nihaizhenhuaqianna？”
“shebudehaizitaobuzhelang，wocaitiantianzheishiguyihuaqianmaizhaoyaojing，rangtaxianyuanxingni。”
“niuguluxiaotiantian”：“nishikanbazihaishikanliuyaohaishikanmeihuayishu？xuyaowobaoshengchenbazima？”
xiaotan：“doubuxuyao。”
网友们：“？”
banyanshengundoubuxuyaozhuangyixiadema？
jiujianxiaotanmantiaosiliwen：“niyaokannafangmian？”
niuguluxiaotiantianheizheyishuangheiyanquan，dalegezhangzhangdehaqian：“suibianba，ninengkanchushenmejiushuoshenme。”
danmushangyourenwenxiaotiantianshibushizuowanmeishuihao。
xiaotiantianbuzhiwangzuilisailekeshenmeyao，naqibeizihelejikoushuishunxia，zuiligunongdao：
“zuijinshuimianbutaihao，banyezongshiwugujingxing。”
“真是见了鬼了。”
xiaotanyidiantou：“meicuo！nidequeshijianguile！”
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