kankanghongdezuopin《kuaichuan：wozaixitongguizeneifengkuangshitan》huishangyinde，xiedetebiehao，zhujiaoshichengchunyayoucao，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:tingtazheigemingzi，yinggaiyenengtingchushicongnongcunlaide。taotamayiqianjingchangdehuashuo，tabajitaquchunyazheigemingzi，zhuyaoshixiang……
birumaidongxidouxuyaopiao。
比如知青下乡支援。
biruneichanghaohaodangdangdeyundong。
zhiyuyihouhuibuhuihuifugaokao，huibuhuigaigekaifang。
zheichengchunyajiubuzhidaole，bijingyuanzhudejiyizhitingliuzaitasiqiandeshihou，duiyuweilaidelishijinchengbingbuzhidao。
chengchunyazaichuanjinyuanzhudeshentishi，jiumashangjichengyuanzhudejiyi。
那可真不好受啊！
naodaijiugenbeichuizihenhenzaleyixiaside，jianzhitongdexianghanniang。
yaobushipingzhetagaochaodeyanji，haiyouzaimoshimolianchulaideyizhili，burantaganggangzaizhananmianqianjueduiyaoluxian。
meicuo，chengchunyaqianshishigeyanyuan。
zhengerbajingkaojindianyingxueyuandeyanyuan。
zhiyuweishenmebeiluqu，ziranshiyinweitadewaimao，bijingyanyuankeshihenxuyaoyixiewaimaoteshuderen。
ertadewaimaoqueshihenteshu，houlaibiyezhihoudahongdazikendingshibiexiangle。
danpingteshudewaimao，haishirangguanzhonghenrongyijizhuleta。
laidaojiamenkouqian，chengchunyataitoukanzhetianshangdeyueliang。
jinwandeyueliangyouxiemingliang，zuishiheganyixieyukuaideshi。
比如虐虐渣货。
naodailideniantouyidong，zhijianchengchunyazhenggerenzaiyuandixiaoshi。
buweibeiyuanzhuderenshe，tanandaojiubunengtongkuaidenvezhahuoma？
zhiyuyuanhongtaoneigezhanan，keyixianzanqiefangguota。
chengjialianggelaorenzhudefangjianzheibian。
“laoer，wohenidieshuodehua，nimenfuqiliangtingjinqulemei，”
chengnainaikanzheererzishuodao，“duifangsuirangenzanmenjiahuanqin，danyebushineizhonghenchaderen，zheiyaobushiduifangxialeyizhiyan，buranyebuhuixiangzhenameimeigenrenhuanqin。”
“zanmenjiadeqingkuangniyezhidao，nierzhizizheidouyijingershisuile，kejiuyinweizanmenjiataiqiong，caidanwuletahaiziyizhishuobushangqin。”
“wozhidaonachunyaquhuanqin，nimenliangkouzixinlikendingbuhaoshou，dansheirangnimenshengbuchuerzini？zheiyihouhaibushidezhiwangzhizijinimenyanglaosongzhong。”
“doushuozheishishangmeiyoubaichidewufan，nimenyihouyaoshixiangzhiwangzhizijinimenyanglaosongzhong，neijiubunengshenmedoubufuchu，kanzhezhizitaobushangxifuba！”
“niang，nibieshuole，”chengjialaoerchengershankaikoushuodao，“womentongyijiushile，fanzhengnvhaizidalejiuyaojiaren，jiasheibushijiani？”
“ng！ninengzheiyangxiangneishizuihaobuguole，jialinineijigehaixiaodezhizi，yihouhaidezhiwangnilingwaisangenverquxifuni？”chengnainaimanyikanzheererzishuodao：
zhiyuererxifuzheigeshengbuchuerzimeiyongdenvren，chengnainaigenbenjiumeibatadexiangfadanghuishi。
youcaolalelazhangfudeyifu，xiaoshengshuodao：“yaoburanhaishiwenyixiachunyadeyisiba！bijingxianzaikebushijiushehuineime，butichangbaobanhunyin。”
“yo！dimeizheihuashishenmeyisi，”kaikoushuohuadeshichengjiadaerxifubaizhi，“nandaoshuo，zheiguojiabutichangbaobanhunyin，jialidezhangbeijiubunengtinvhaizidehunshizuozhubucheng。”
“yaoshizhendeneiyangdehua，neinvhaizihaibudeshangletianqu，douqugaoneiyitaoshenmeziyoulianai。”
“haole，nijiushaoshuoliangjuba！”kaikoushuohuadeshichengjiadaerzichengdashan，“dimeiyemeishuoshenme，niyouhebishuohuadaicini？”
“kuangqiedimeidehuayemeicuo，bijingjiarenzongdewenwenchunyadeyisi，miandeshidaolintouchunyabuyuanyi，bashiqingjigaozaleni？”
shide，chengdashanhuizheiyangquanqizi，zhuyaoshixiangshiqingnengwenwentuotuodejibancheng，kebiezhongtuchuxianshenmeyiwai。
bijingquxifudekeshitaerzi，yincichengdashanziranbuyuanyihuanqindeshifashengshenmeyiwai。
“tayigepeiqianhuoganbuyuanyishenme，”chengnainaikaikoushuodao，“chunyayaoshiganzaizheizhuanghunshishangnaoshenmeyaoezi，kanwobudaduantadetui。”
chengchunyayinshenzoujinlaishi，zhenghaotingdaochengnainaidehua。
aiyouwei！zheihaiyoushenmehaoshuode。
直接开揍吧！
“啪啪啪！”
xianjichengnainaijibazhang，zailimajichengnainaishenpangdechengyeyeyijiao，zhijiebatacongkangshangchuailexiaqu。
“啊啊！”
huranfashengzheiyangguiyideshiqing，wuliqitajigerenziranshijingjiaochusheng。
kemeidengtamenfanyingguolai，chengchunyajiuyoulijiduitamenkaizou。
chuleyuanzhudemuqinzhiwai。
yuanzhudemuqinsuiranzaibuhao，danpingshihaishizhidaohuzhejigenver。
kebuxiangyuanzhudefuqin，kandaijigenverjiuhaoxiangzaikandaichourenside，haoxiangjiuyinweijigenver，cairangtameiyouerziyiyang。
zheibianwulizheimedadedongjing，ziranshibajialiqitarendoujiyinlai。
suoyichengchunyaziranyoumeishenmehaokeqide。
chuleyuanzhudesangemeimeizhiwai，chengjiaqitarendoucanzaotadedushou。
dangzhongyudashuanglezhihou，chengchunyajiukaiqitalingwaiyigejineng。
口技。
shenweiyigehegedeyanyuan，zenmenengmeidiankoujini？
mofangchujigebutongdeshengyinshuohua，neijianzhijiushixiaocaiyidiehaobuhao。
“hehe！”zheishineizhongyinsenkongbunvguidexiaosheng，“huanqina！wojiushibeizijideqinrenhuanqinjibiside，meixiangdaowozheisilejishinianle，hainengzaicitingdaohuanqinzheizhongshi。”
“aiya！gaizenmebanle，wohaoxiangnongsinimenzheiyijiazia！”
“yaoburanzheiyanghaobuhao？nimendaodidixiapeiwo，rangwohaohaopeinimenwangegou，bushixihuanhuanqinma？neidengnimensilezhihou，wojiurangnimenhuangegouxingbuxing。”
“wuwu！womenbuganle，buganle，”zheishichengyeyeaihaodeshengyin，“womenjiabuhuanqinle，nvguidarenxingxinghaofangguowomenba！”
“duiduidui，womenbuganle。”qitabeidaderenyelianmangshuodao。
tamenjianzhidouheniaolehaobuhao。
zenmehuiyouzheimekongbudeshi？
guia！tamenjiajuranchuxianguile。
“zheiyanga！”chengchunyahaishiniezheyinsensangyinshuodao，“keshiwobuxiangxinnimenya！xiangnimenzheiyangdechushengrenzha，shuohuajiugenfangpiyiyang，xiangxinbudede。”
“womenzhendebuganle，”chengyeyelianmangyoushuodao，“wozheijiufashi，womenjiayaoshiganzaixiangnasunnvhuanqin，neijiurangwomenquanjiadoubudehaosi。”
“tingzhedaoshitingxiangneimeyihuishide，”chengchunyalaidaochengyeyeshenpang，wangtaerduochuileyikouqi，jiugenguichuiqiyiyang，“kewohaishibuxiangxinnia！”
“yiwokanzheiyangziba！wojiuzainijiadaixia，zhidaokannisunnvzhaodaoxiangjiaderenzhihou。”
“hehe！jiuzheimeyukuaidejuedingle，congjintiankaishi，wojiuzaizheijianfangjiandewuyanshangdaixiale。”
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