wushanjianbanbenxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo《kuaichuanzhizhengjiutiangounanerhao》，wenzhangdeyuanchuangzuozhejiaozuo xiongjiuyaoyougexiongyang，nannvzhujiaofenbieshijinyouyouchengyi，xiaoshuojianjieruxia：chengyishijiazulianyin，ruguodexingyoushierlihundehua，budanhuishiqujinjiadebangzhu，yekenenghuishiquchengjiajichengrendezige。dan……
zuihoujinyouyouzhongyuruyuanyichangdizaichengyidebieguanxigezao，zaihuijia。
xiaolaba：suzhuwobazijiguanjinxiaoheiwu，nimanmanxiha。
xiaolabahenzijuedibazijipingbi，bijingtahaishigebaobao，youxiebunengxuebunengkan！
jinyouyoudejihua，benlaishidasuanxizaoshijiazhuangshuaidao，zaihanjiuming，bachengyihuyoujinlai，gaikandejitakandao，gouyinyibo。
bijingxiaolabashuole，goulaogongmuqianshigelaochunanni！
danshidangjinyouyoukandaoyushideyugang，jinyouyoulimahuanlegefangshi，bijingnengbushuaihaishibieshuailehao。
chengyibaketinghechufangshoushiganjinghou，jiuzuozaishafashangdengzhe，jieguodenglebangeduoxiaoshi，yushihaimeiyoudongjing。
nvrenxizaodouneimejiuma？
youdenglebangexiaoshi，jinyouyouhaimeiyouchulai，chengyizhongyujuedebuduijing。
“jinyouyou？nimeishiba？”tazhanzaiyushimenkouhanleyiju。
jijing……meiyouhuiying……
“pengpengpeng！”chengyiyouqiaoleqiaomen。
yijiujijing……meiyouhuiying……
haipazailimianjinyouyouchushi，chengyixunsuzhaochuyushideyaochi，bamendakai，zhijianjinyouyouhunshuizaiyugangli，qingkuangbuming。
“jinyouyou？jinyouyou？”
chengyiganjinchongguoquchakan，yuganglideshuiyijinglengque，jinyouyoudepifubingliangrulengyu，xiaoliancanbai，chunshiquxuese。
sihupengdaolebugaipengdaodeweizhi，danshichengyiyecikeyegubushangneimeduo，tawanxiayaobajinyouyouconglengshuizhonglaochulai，yugangdeshuibatadeyixiujinshi，liangyitiezheshoubei。。。
cishengdiyicijiandaodehuamianyouxiechongxue，jishiduijinyouyouhaowuxingqu，danshizhengchangnanrenmianduizheigehuamiandouhuiyouxiekouganshezao。
tabiekailian，bamouguangzhuanli，baozhejinyouyoulaidaowoshi，yebugutamanshenshishui，batafangzaichuangshang，yongbeiziguojin。
nvrendepifubeishuizhangshijianjinpao，yijingbiandezhezhou，youqiwanjiandeshangkou，xiandegengjiazhengningkebu。
chengyibuzhidaojinyouyouweishenmehuiyunzaiyushili，juedinghaishidajijiudianhua，songtadaoyiyuan。
zhengdangtataochushouji，bochuhaomadeshihou……
jinyouyoumanyouyouxinglai，tayoushoutaiqiqingqingroulerouetou，henshimangranbujiedeshuodao：“qiguai，wobushizaipaozaoma？zenmetangzaizheili？”
nvrensihubuzhidaozijiyibuzheti，zheigedongzuo，lingtachunguangzhaxie。
程逸：……
“a？laogong，niyezaizheili！woshifashengleshenmeshima？wodetouhaotonga！”
shuowan，youjixurouzhezijidenaodaigua。
chengyi：“nizaiyushiyizhibuchulai，wobudeyichongjinqu，faxiannihunshuizaiyugangli！”
zheishi，jinyouyouhaoxiangzhongyufaxianlezijihaoxiangmeiyouchuanyifu，ta“sou”deyixia，babeiziquanchezaishenshang，touyeshenshenmaizaibeizili，menshengshuodao：“aaa，wozenmemeichuanyifua，taidiulianle。”
jinyouyou：zheigounanrenbuxinga，doumeidianfanying。
benyiweigounanrenhuishuojijufuzerendehua，jieguochengyiduijinyouyoushuodao：“nifangxin，woshenmeyemeikandao！”
我呸，渣男！
jiuzaijinyouyouhaixiangjixujiaxideshihou……
“阿秋～”
tazaibeiwozidaleyigepenti。
“阿秋阿秋阿秋～”
又打了三个！
huamiananjingshumiaozhong，ranhoujinyouyoudeshengyinaiyuandibeizilichuanchu：“neige……ninengbangwonaliangzhangzhima？”
我流鼻涕了！
pianke，jinyouyoushouliduoleyibaozhi。
jinyouyou：weishenmewozongzaizheigegounanrenmianqianhuixingxiang？
weishenmejiubunenganzhaotaxianghaodejubenfashengma？
buguo，tabunengbaidongganmao。
yushi，jinyouyouruoruodeshengyinyouxiangqi：“laogong，wojinwannengzaizheilixiuxima？woxianzaishentihaonanshou，buxiangdongdan。”
jinyouyouxianzaihunshenfatang，zhengzhanglianhongtongtongde，neizhangyizhibaomandeyingchunshiquguangze，youxieganlie，kanlaishidelezhongganmao。
chengyijuedehaishiganjinbatasongyiyuanbijiaohao，bijingjialimeiyouyao，ganmaozheizhongshiqingbunengdange。
jinyouyouyiyanjiuduchulechengyidexinsi，buzaizhuangchengrouruodexiaobailian，renxingdiaomandishuodao：“woshengbingle，niyaotingbingrende！”
“bingrenyaoshuijuele，niyaozhaoguhaobingren。”
shuowan，tajixuyongbeizimengzhutou，yibadaozaichuangshang，buzaidongdan。
meixiangdaoshengbingdejinyouyougengezhamaodemaoside，haizhidaominglingrenle。
yeba！bunenggengebingrenjijiao。
chengyiqingshouqingjiaonachuyitaojiajufu，huanzaishenshang，dasuanchumenyitang。
ranhoujiutingdaobeiwolichuanchu“wuwu”chouqideshengyin……
zhei……daodiyouzenmele？
chengyitouteng，yiqianzenmejiumeijuedejinyouyouxinggezheimerangrentoutengni？
taqingqingbabeijiaochekai，duishangjinyouyouneishuanghongtongtongqinmanleishuidemouzi，wunaiwendao：“zenmele？”
jinyouyouchoulechoubizi：“nishibushidasuanbawoyigerendiuzaizheili？”
chengyi：yuanlai，tayiweiwoshiyaotoutoulikai！
kanzhetaneichongmanwuzhuheaishangdeyanjing，chengyibuzijuediyuqifangruan，roushengjieshi：“bushi，woshiyaochuqubangnimaiyao，haiyounimingtianyaochuandeyifu。”
jinyouyou：yuanlairuci，haiyiweinizhendegoudewukejiuyaole，babingrenduzidiuzaijiali。
ruguotazhendeganzheiyangdehua，jinyouyouningyuanbeimosha，zheiyangdegounanrentayebuyaole。
chengyichumenzhihou，jinyouyoutangzhechuangshangbaiwuliaolai。
“huhuanxiaolaba，jiwogunchulai。”
xiaolaba：dengdengdengdeng，nikeaidexiaolabalaile。qinaidesuzhuxiangwolema？
jinyouyou：bushidangchubuyuanyijiaozheigemingzima？
xiaolaba：haibushiyinweinijiaoduole，wobeipoxiguanle！
jinyouyou：xianzaigounanrenduiwodehaoganduduoshaole？
xiaolabajidongdeshuodao：gongxisuzhu，zainidemeirenjihekuroujizhixia，muqiannilaogongdeduinidehaoganduyijingzaibaifenzhisishileni！
caiyitian，jiubafushubaichengbaifenzhisishi，bukuiwoxuanzedesuzhu，xiayijiedezuijiaxitongpingxuan，woyidingkeyidedaodiyiming。
jinyouyou：caibaifenzhisishime！
zheigehaogandubusuanshenme，mianqiangchengdeshangputongpengyoueryi。
erqiejintianjiwobaifenzhisishi，mingtianjiukenengjiwoshouhuidaobaifenzhisanshi，shenzhihaijiwofushu。
zhiyouganjinrangtaaishangwo，zheiyangcaikaopu。
jinyouyouyouzainaozhongxianglehenduodaishishidejihua，xiangzhexiangzhejiuxianrulechenshui。
chengyihuidaojia，biankandaozheigenvrenshuizijiqibuyaguandetangzaichuangshang。
beiziqishiyouxieshi，chengyimomodibangtazhongxinhuanleyitiaoganjingdebeizi，youbamanshishuizideketingheyushidasaoganjing。
gaowanyiqie，tajianjiandandanchongleliang，ranhouqushufangdakaidiannao，chulizhegongsideshiwu……
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