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neitianqi,hejumeiquxuexiaole,taqingleyigexingqidejia,zhunbeihaohaodejizijifangsongyixia。
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heju:“shia,zenmele?”
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何惧:“能过吗?”
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henkuai,liangrenbiandaolejichang。
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zheixiaozizhenshishenzaifuzhongbuzhifu。
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baiyanliandoubaile,yilianqiuzhudekanzheheju。
hejuweixiongdiliangleichadao,kaishizhengyanshuoxiahua:“shuojiejienixinggewenrou,zhangdepiaoliang,moguishencai。”
sihuaxiaole,zheiyixiao,zhouweisuoyoudejingsedouanranshise,tacaizhegaogenxieshangqian,yangtoukanta,sangyinwanzhuandongting:“heju,nizaipianjiejieniba?ng?”
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