zheiben《kaijubeimeicai，wofanshouchouzhongshenjixuemai》xiaoshuojiangshulezhurengongsuchenlintiantiandegushifeichanghaokan，shuhuangdexiaohuobanmenkanguolai！xiaoshuojingcaijiexuantapinmingrenzhe，kesuchenzhangxinchuanlaidelidaotaizhun，luozaiyao**weishangshi，yousuanyoumadesuyishunzhejizhuiwangshangcuan，zenmedouyabuzhu……
“大帝之姿？！”
suchencihuayichu，suoyourendoushiyijing。
jiulianlintiantiandoumeixiangdaogegehuizheiyangshuo，buguohenkuaiqiaolianjiubujinyihong，yuanlaigegeyizhidouzheimexiangxinta。
zhibuguo，zenmeyaogaozheimeganga？
sheijiagegehuizheimezixin，youyansudedangzhemeitihezheimeduorendemianzheiyangshuo？
lintiantianlimaxiudebuxing，jiangtoumaijinlesuchendehoubei，xianzaizhixiangkuaidiantaoli。
“kanlaigegeduimeimeihenzixinma！”jizheshanshanyixiao。
“neishiziran，yebukankanshisheimeimei！”suchenwaizui，xinliquelekailehua。
yinweizaitashuochushizijimeimeihou，naohaizhongtishishengbuduanxiangqi。
“jiancedaolaizi**dexianmuzhi，jifen+20。”
“jiancedaolaizi***dejiduxianmu，jifen+100。”
“jiancedaolaizi**dejidu，jifen+50。”
……
gezhongxianmujidudeqingxuzhibuduanhuaweijifenzaibutingdizhang。
zaishuowanzuihouyijudadizhizishi，jifengengshikaishibaozhang，duanduanshumiaodeshijianjifenjiuyijingpowanle。
tingzheneixieyueerdeshengyin，suchenzuidouchadianxiaoliekaile。
jizhedaizhesuchenjiushiwen，shenmemeimeiyiqianshishenmeyangzide，xinggezenmeyang，youmeiyounanpengyou……dengdenghuaticengchubuqiong。
suchenjiushiniwenwoda，sihaomeiyouyanshi，shenzhidazhangqigu、laizhebuju。
sihaomeiyouzhuyidaoyipangdelintiantianlianyijingheile，shenzhihaichuanlaimoyadeshengyin。
“苏…尘！！！”
“a！ninieworouganma？”
huran，zhengshuodeqijingdesuchenbianganjueyaojianyitong，ditoumianxiangmianseyinlengdelintiantian，zhijianhouzhelianshangdaizhexiaorong，zaitayanzhongquerutongemoyibankepa。
lintiantianjianzhuang，shouzhongdelidaoyouzhonglejifen，suijiluchutiantiandexiaorongmianxiangzhongren，“buhaoyisi，woyouxiesishiyaogenwogetantan。”
shuoba，bianqiangxingdingzhesuchenlikailerenqundebaowei，banlushangbuduanxiangqisuchendecanjiaosheng。
“woshuodemeicuoba！womeiyoupiannimenba，jiuminga！yourenyaoshaqingele！”
suchenniutoukanxiangneixiejizheqiuzhu，houzheyilianaimonengzhu。
“闭嘴！”
“啊——”
……
“suchen！nizhaosia！yiqiandeshiqingnizenmedoujiwodoulechulai？！”
lintiantianjiangsuchenanzaishafashang，yigekuabuzuoleshangqu，qiazhutadeboziehenhendao。
“aiya，zheibutamenzaiwenma？wozheibushihuashishuo？”
“去死！”
lintiantianxiufendeyigezhouji，suchendunshifeileqilai。
rujindedaohonglongcifudeta，liqidadekepa，zheiyiji，suchenfangfokanjianlezijidetainai。
dangsuchenzaicizhengkaiyanjingdeshihou，faxiantianseyijingandanlexialai，tamengdiqishen，“wohunmileduojiu？！”
“sangexiaoshi，biyiqianyaochijiubushao。”
lintiantianduanzheganggangzuohaodefancai，haimaozhereqizouleguolai，kanzhesuchenfanlefanbaiyan。
“三个小时？！”
suchenyijing，yezhuyidaolemeimeiyijingzuohaolefancai，suiyidemolemoshou，zhijiezuodaolecanzhuoshang，wenzhekekoudefancai。
“好香啊！”
sihaobuzaiyimeimeiyigezhoujijizijizhouyunsangexiaoshideshiqing，xianranyijingbushidiyicile。
“nibushishuowozuodeshiheianliaoli？”
“nayou…wozheibushipiantamendema，nizuodefanzuixiangle，haochi(๑´ڡ`๑)。”suchenheiheiyixiao，jiangyikuaiwuhuarousairukouzhonglangtunhuyanleqilai。
“heng，zheihaichabuduo。”lintiantianjiaohengleyisheng，huanhuantuoxiaweiqunyezuolexialai，hegegexiangshouzhezheiyijingweishubuduodejiucanshiguang。
henkuai，suchenyechajuedaoqingxudiluodelintiantian。
“怎么了？”
kandaoneiluchushangxindebiaoqing，suchenturanyouxiehuihen，zijishibushizuodetaiguofenle，daozhimeimeihaizaiqitoushang。
“meishenme。”lintiantianyaoleyaotou，ditouchenmobuyu。
kandaotadiyiciluchuzheiyangdeshenqing，suchenwangtadepangbiankaolekao，gangxiangkaikouanwei，bianzhijianlintiantianrutongbazhuayuyiyangbaozhuleziji。
“又怎么了？”
haimeidengtakaikou，biantingdaolehuailidelintiantianxiaoshengdekule。
zheiyike，suchenyemeizaizhangzui，ershichenmodexiangxiaoshihouyiyangjinjindebaozhuleta。
“santianhou，wojiuyaoquluohuaxueyuanbaodaole，wuwuwu…yihouzaiyejianbudaonile。”
shuozhe，lintiantiansihuyouxiebushe，zhuazhusuchendeshoubeiyouyonglilejifen，shengyinyezhujiandaleqilai。
“aiya！duodadianshi，luohuaxueyuanjiuzaididou，liwomentiandouyoubuyuan，jiuzuojigexiaoshifeijideshi。”
“buyiyang！zheijiudaibiaowoyaohenifenkaile！womenbunengzhuyiqile。”lintiantianjueqiangdao。
tahesuchenyiqishenghuoleshijinian，zaojiuchengweilezuiqinjinderen，rujinweilexiulian，tayaoqianwangyaoyuandedidou，hegegefenli，taziranshibushede。
“shuodehaoxiangwosileside。”suchenzuijiaoyichou。
kanzhehaizaikudemeimei，xinliyebushiziwei，suijihuanhuandao：“zhengsuoweirenwanggaochuzou，shuiwangdichuliu，rujinnijuexingsssjihonglong，weilaizhudingbupingfan。
wobuxiwang，yebuzhiwangniyongyuandaizaiwoshenbian，niyinggaiyaoqugengweiguangkuodetiandi……jianyijian，kanyikanwaimiandeshijieyouduomejingcai，zhiyaoninengguodegenghao，wojiukaixinle。”
shuowan，suchenyouzhongdexiaole。
suijiyoubuchongleyiju：“duile，yihoufadale，biewangjijinigewodagebaibashiwandeshenghuofei。”
噗嗤。
zuihouyijuhua，rangyuanlaihaiganxingdelintiantianzhijiebengbuzhule，tayouyuandetaitoukanzhesuchen，“wofaxiannizheigeren，tebiehuihuaishi。”
“youma？”suchenwaitou，yixiaoerguo。
“haole，biekule，woyifudoubeininongzangle，quanshibitiguaiexinde。”
“jiancedaolaizilintiantiandenuyi，jifen+100。”
tingdaonaohaizhongdetishisheng，yijihuaizhongquantouyijingniejindelintiantian，suchenxinzhongandaoyishengbumiao。
xiayimiao，guikulanghaodecanjiaoshengdunshijiuxiangchezhenggechuzuwu，jianglinjudouheleyitiao。
faxianshineiduixiongmeizhudedifangchuanlaideshengyinhou，youziguzidezuoqileshi，xianranshiyijingxiguanle，bijingneixiongmeizhudedifangshibushijiuhuichuanlaiguaisheng。
kanzhedishangyichouyichoudesuchen，lintiantianfaxiewanxinzhongnuhuohou，lenghengleyisheng，suijizhijiechumenle，zaiguanmendeshihougengshixiaoshengdiguleyisheng。
“笨蛋苏尘！”
tingzheguanmendeshengyin，suchenyehuanhuancongdishangpaleqilai。
“haihaoyijingkaishimianyile，zheinizixiashoushizhenbuzhidaoqingzhong，gangcaihaigenwosajiao，xiayimiaojiujilewoyiquan，zhengaobudong。”
yaoleyaotou，suchenkanzheyizhuozidecangenshengcaibiankaishiqinglileqilai，shunbianyebawanjixile。
zuowanzheiyiqiehou，taxilegezao，bianhuidaozijifangjian，tongshidakailexitong。
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