《kaijubeipojiwei，qingfuhuangfusi！》shiyibulingrenxinchishenwangdezuopin，jiangshuleliqianweiqingwuzaizhuiqiumengxiangdedaolushangjinglidejianxinyufuchu。liqianweiqingwufendoubuzhi，mianduizhegezhongtiaozhanhekaoyan。tongguoyutarendejiaoliuyuhuzhu，liqianweiqingwubuduanchengzhang、gaibian，bingzuizhongshixianleziwochaoyue。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanyongqiyuxiwang，tamengditaiqitou，zhishizheliqian，yuqibinglengeryoudaizhechaofeng：“bixiaruoshixiangxiuruchennv，neijiuzhishuohaole，hebiduociyiju？”zheihuayichu，qifendun……jiangdianranduzheneixindejiqing。
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“停！”
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“这……”
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她内心简直气炸了！
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