suzhanyehanshiyiweishenhuaijuejidenianqingjianke，tazaiaichigaodehailongdexiaoshuo《kaijubizhujiaoxiagui，zheilurenyouyidianmeng》zhong，tashangleyiduanyifuchouweimubiaodejingxianzhilv。beibeipanhejiazuxuechousuoqushi，suzhanyehanbuduanmianduiqiangdadedirenhemishideziwo。zheibuchuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuodaiyounonghoudewuxiafengge，qingjiekourenxinxian，jieshichurenxingdefuzaheliliangdejiaoliang，taishangderenyedoulengzhule，yanshenzhongchongchizheyihuohe……bukezhixin。taibukesiyile！yikaishirenweisuzhanzhishigefeichai，yigechengbuguoyehanliangzhaodelu……bijiangrangduzhechenjinqizhong，huiweiwuqiong。
【越看越爽系列】
hunwuxueyuan，waiyuanjiaodouchang。
“benchangshengzhe……yehan！”
suizhecaipanyuandehuayu，jiaodouchangwaideguanzhongmenfenfenbareqiehechongbaidemuguangtouxianglejiaodouchangzhongxin。
“yehannba！jingranzhendeyiyijizhilidachuanleneixieshijiazidi！”
“zheiyijingshitadedibashijiuchanglianshengle，bukuishihunwuxueyuandeyaonietiancai！”
“yege！yege！yege！”
guanzhongxishanghuanhuyipian，yigeshencaitingba，xiangmaojunlangdenanrenquejinbishuangyan，buweisuodong。
xiayimiao，zaiyizhenzhenchaonaozhong，suzhanmengdizhengkaileyanjing。
kanzhezhouzaodeyimumu，tadeyanzhongshanguoyiwanlvmimang。
“这是……哪里？”
suzhanfuzheetou，meitouzhouleqilai。
budengtaduoxiang，yidaodaojiyisuipianzaitadenaohaizhonghuiju。
“我去……”
jiyizainaohaizhongpanxuanronghe，yizhentouyunmuxuanganxilai。
pianke，jiyiwanquanronghehou，suzhanbujinmeitouyizhou。
“wozheishichuanyuedaoqianjitiankanguodexiaoshuolilea……”
“buguo，weishenmewochuanyuedaoleyigelurenshenshang？！”
suzhancishizhendehenxiangdahouyisheng，yicilaifaxiezijidekumen。
yinweitasuochudezheijushenti，lianfanpaidousuanbushang，danchunzhishiyigeweilefanchenzhujiaoqiangdadegongjulureneryi……
“si……”suzhanroulerouzijidetaiyangxue，zhijuedenaoqiaoteng。
这什么和什么啊？
chuanyuedaolelurenshenshangbushuo，zheilurenhaitemezheimefeiwu……
cjihunyina……gemen，niyaobuyaozaifeichaiyidian？
cjihunyinnizhidaoyiweizheshenmema？！
xiaoshuozhong，lanxingyinweilingqifusu，dongwuxinatiandizhili，chengweilezhangkongzhefeifanliliangdexiongshou。
errenleiyeyinweilingqideyingxiang，shentijuexingchuyizhongjiao“hunyin”dedongxi，
zhiyaoxishouxiongshoudehunhe，jiunengjiangxiongshouhunpofengyin，renleiyenengshiyongxiongshousuozhangkongdejineng——wuji。
cuidongwujixuyaoshenme？hunlia！
chucunhunlideshishenme？hunyina！
s、a、b、c、dwugehunyindengjihuafen，yuanzhutianfuyouduolakuazixingtihui。
嗯……
zhenshiyichanghanchanglinlidechuanyueni……
suzhanmozhexiaba，zhoumeisisuodao：
“kanyangzi，xianzaideshijianshixueyuandedibangbiwusai，qianliangbaimingjiunengjinruneiyuan。”
suzhanzuijiaoyichou，sihushixiangdaolexieshenme，etoubujinmaochulelenghan。
meijicuodehua，yehanzaiqianqiyinggaishiyouzheshuangshenghunyin，yigeayigesba？
zaimeijicuodehua，yehanhaoxiangzaizheiyichangdibangbiwuzhong，fashiyaodabaisuoyoushijiazidiba。
henbuqiaodeshi，suzhanzhengshidaxiaguomodousidajiazuzhishou，sujiadeershaoye。
完了，芭比q了。
suzhantuchuyikouqi，changshibaochilengjing，ranhouzhuantoukanxiangyigenanxueyuanwendao：“xianzaishidijichangle？”
neirenpielesuzhanyiyan，ranhouhuileyiju：“dibashijiuchangle。”
“e……”suzhangangxiangdaoxie，quejianneigenanxueyuanhuranbalianzhuanleguolai，daliangqileziji。
“kanlai，shijiazidiyebuguorucima。zhishao，zaiyegemianqian……”
“doushiyiqunzhinengkaozhejiazuziyuandefeiwu！”
tadeyanzhongzhujianningjuchubuxie，yijiduiyehandechongbai。
guanzhongxizhongdeqitapingminzidiyetingdaolesuzhanhenanzidezheifanduihua，fenfenbamuguangtouxiangletamen。
那些目光中……
sihudouyunhanzheduishijiadebufen？
jiantamenzheiyangdetaidu，suzhanzhishisonglesongjian，meiyouzuoshenmebiaoshi。
yinweitaduixiaoshuodejuqingzouxiangfeichangshuxi。
——hunwuxueyuanshimodouzuigaodengdeyuanxiao，keyishuoshihuijulemodousuoyoudetiancai。
danyourendedifang，ziranjiuyoupinfuzhifen。
shijiaheputongjiatingdemaodunyizhiyinyincunzai，zhidaobeiyehanzhijietiaoqi，caizhenzhengbaofachulai……
“xiayichang，yehantiaozhandibangdierbailingjiude……suzhan！”
meidengsuzhanduoxiang，caipanyuandeshengyinbatadesixulalehuilai。
neinanxueyuankanlekansuzhandexiongka，zuijiaogouqixingzailehuodexiaorong，“yuanlainijiushisujianeigefeiwua。”
“zhenshixiangkankan，nidengxiashizenmebeiyegecaizaijiaoxiade！”
“buguo……erbailingjiudepaiming，zenmehaimeiwogaoa？neimeduoziyuanzhenshibeigoujichile！”
mianduitadechaofeng，suzhanmeiyouniaota，ershizhanqishenduizhechangxiadecaipanhandao：”zaidengwo5fenzhong！”
tadeshengyinjingguohunlijiachi，chuanbianlezhenggeleitai。
caipanyuanduizhejiaodouchangzhongyangdeneidaobaipaoshenyinghandao：“nishifoutongyitadeqingqiu？”
jiaodouchangdezhongxin，yidaodanbodeqinghanshenyingxianxian，yehanshouwozhangjian，jianshangtangxiadexianxueranhongletadebaipao。
tingjianguanzhongxisuzhandeyaoqiu，yehandandandehuileyisheng：“ke。”
“buguo，nizaizenmetuoyanshijian，yijiushitaobuguobeiwoenzaidishangmocadejieju。”
“faner，zuoweijijiangbeiwojibaidezuihouyigeshijiawanku，niyingdangergandaorongxing！”
yehandeyuqitouluzhejidudehanleng，taduisuzhanzheizhongtuoyanshijiandejiliangshifenbuxie。
想拖延时间？
dibangdiyideneigeshijiatiancai，doubeiwonvedetiwuwanfu，gebodouduanleyigen……
erni，ququyigekaozhedanyaoduiqishangqudehunshi，mianduiwoyoushenmeshengsuan？
shijiazididouzhenshirucide……kexiao！
jianyehanduizijideqingqiumeiyouyijian，suzhandianlediantou，mobuzuoshengdikaishiningshenjingqi，dongchaqizijidehunyin。
嗡！
xiayimiao，suzhandezuobeishangfanghuranliuluchuyiguxuanzhiyouxuandeqixi。
ruoshitacikeguangzhebangzi，pangrenjiunengkandaoyidaobazhangdaxiaodeqiyifuwen。
“呼！”
pianke，suzhanzhangyuchuyikouqi，xinzhongduolefenwunai。
jingguogangcaidechakan，tadezhizijidehunyinneizhengjisuzheyizhijiangjideleidianshiwangdehunpo。
xuemaiyouruodaoqiangfenwei：bingji，jiangji，wangji，huangji……hechuanshuozhongdediji。
xuemaiyuegaodexiongshou，nengxuexidewujiyeyueyouzhi，yueguangfan。
suzhandezheitouleidianshiwangshijiazujingtiaoxixuande，suoyiwujiziranbushao：leimingshan，poxiaoleibo，xuleizhan。
但，
cjihunyinnengchucundehunlizhiyouyidian，erzheixiewujisuoxiaohaodehunliquebuzhiyidian。
fanguanyehan，lianggehunyinyijingbiantai，haidoushigaojihunyin……
dabuguo，genbendabuguo。
“suanle……”suzhanwunaideyaoleyaotou，nannandao：“suirantoujianghuirangwozaixueyuanyanmianjinshi，danshiqueshishimeiyoubanfadeshi……”
bijingyehanzaixiaoshuoqianqi，shifeichangtonghenshijiazidide，yaoshizijishangchang，zhibudingduandiaonazhigebo。
erqie，xiaofangyeshizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyande，bijingtamenyebuxiwangchufenyehanzheiyangyigejueshitianjiao。
kuangqie，xueyuangaocengqishiyizhizaijiaoluozhongguanchazhezheiyiqie，zheiyejiushuoming，yehandexingweitamenshimorende。
weide，jiushirangyehanfahuichuzuidadeqianli。
yushi，xiangsuzhanzheiyangdelurenpaohuijiucanle。
suzhanhuchuyikouqi，xiadinglejuexin。
haohanbuchiyanqiankui，yehannijiwodengzhe！
“wei，nidaodizaiganma？xiangtuoyanshijianzhishuo！”gangcaidenanxueyuanculudituiletuisuzhan，yuqizhongjinshibuxie。
suzhanfuquletadeshou，dengletayiyan，xinzhongyijinganmaleduifanghaojigema。
suihou，zhuanguotou，liyonglinglijiachiduizhetaixiahandao：“wotou……”
huadaoyiban，yidaojixieyinhuranzaisuzhannaohaizhongxiangqi。
“ding！zuiqianglurenxitongbangdingchenggong！xinshoudalibaoyijinganzhizaisuzhubeibaozhong，kesuishichakan！”
“xinshourenwufapai：sunhaidaqiyunzhiren——yehandexintai……jiangliwei，huangjitianleibaoxiongdehunhe！”
系统，你终于来了！
tingdaonaohaizhongdeshengyinhou，suzhanweiweiyileng，fanyingguolaihou，zhiganjuezijideyanleidouyaoliuchulaile。
ersuizhexitongdeturanchuxian，suzhangangcaidehuayetingzhizhule。
tingzhideshijiannei，guanzhongmenfenfenbujiedikanxiangsuzhanneibian。
“e……nitou，toushenme？”
“jiushihaomianzibei，shijiazidibiedebuxing，jiushizuiying。”
“hahaha，neiqueshia。”
jiuzaizhongrenchixiaozhiji，suzhandeshengyindaduanletamen，xiangchezaizhenggejiaodouchangshang。
“wotouyicijiandaonizheiyangkouqirucidaderen！”
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