《kaijucuoguogaokao？zhijieshangjiaoshiwenchaodao！》zheishidibangshangdeshuokedeyibunairenxunweidexiaoshuo，xiaoshuoqingjiehenshengdong！zhujiaoshisunkuozhaodeshun，jiangshule：“sunkuohedeheneng？chengjizheimelaji，yenengdedaotamendezhongshi？zheibengaishishuyuwode！”tabushijieshoubuleyourenbitaqiang，tashijieshoubulesunkuozheigefeiwu……
guangshiwangneiyizhan，yigusushazhiqipumianerlai，meirennengdingdezhu。
tingbadeshenzi，binglengdemouguang，jinjinyidu，baoxiangneibianlimaanjingxialai，sheiyebugankaikou。
tamennajianguozheizhongchangmian，yourenxiangyaonachushoujitoupaiyixia，jieguofaxianxinhaoquanwu，yigeyemeiyou。
“tongxuemen，bashoujishouqilai，muqianwomenzhengjinxingyichangjinjixiaofangyanlianxunlian，zhengjianchazheiyisuofandianneidexiaofangsheshi，haiqingtongxuemenbuyaohaipa，buyaoshengzhang，gengbuyaopaizhao，zuohaojiuhao。”
liangmingzhanshishenhou，yimingjiandaihuadejunguanzoulai，shuodao。
消防演练？
还要检查设施？
鬼信？
zheibushibatamendanghoushuama？
zaichangnayigebushinianqingqishengdexiaohuozi，sheirendele？
yimingshenxingfeishuodexueshengzhengyaofanbo，junguanlengyanyideng，nianle！
“你们这是？”
banzhurenlaochenshengpajixueshengmenliuxiayinying，xiaoshengxunwenleyixia。
zhuyidaozijideshuohuayanxinghedaolezheixiexuesheng，junguangankeyisheng，zhengsedao：“youyimingtebiebaosongdexueshengzaizheili，womenlai，shiyaojiangtadaizou。”
特别保送？
那不就是周大千吗？
yiqunrenjiangmouguangluozailezhoudaqiandeshenshang。
sunqianqianqinghengyixiao，deyidepieleyiyanzuozaijiaoluodesunkuo，ranhouwanzhuzhoudaqiandeshouwan，zaitadelianshanghenhendebajileyixia，“qinaide，nizhenbang。”
koushuiluoxia，nianchouzhiji，kandesunkuoshiyizhenexin。
“bukuishibabandehuakedatezhaosheng，neizhongjibiedaiyushizanmennengbidema？”
“qishi，sunkuohesunqianqianfenshoudaoshiyizhonghaoshi，cengcitaigaozhudinglebushiyigeshijiederen。”
zhoudaqiantingzhebierendehua，deyiwanfen，xiabaqiaodelaogao，yibatuikaishenpangdexuesheng。
“zheiweijunguan，nihao，wojiushibeitebiebaosongdexuesheng。”
“姓名。”
军官问。
“周大千。”
周大千报上名字。
yuguangsaodaomenwaideyiliangtejingche，yanshendunshifaliang。
这是骁龙特级战车！
zijidejiajingzaijingyangshihaisuanbucuo，cengzaizhanquneijianguobushaoguanyuzheizhongchexingdejieshao，zhiyouduiguojiayouteshugongxianhuogongxunderencainengyouzigezuo。yishunjian，taxiaoleqilai，yanshenhaiduleyiyanzuozaijiaoluoneiliansepingjingdesunkuo。
嫉妒吧！
羡慕吧！
youxiedongxishenglaijiuyijingzhudingle。
zhoudaqiannengkandao，qitaxueshengmenyenengkandao。
“tejizhanche，zhanlanguanneiyihaozhanpin，jingranjiuzaimenkou！”
“wohaoxiangzuo，tianna！wobuguan，mingnianwojiuyaofudu！”
“zhoudage，kanzheili，goufugui，wuxiangwang！”
sunqianqiancishidexurongxindadaoledingduan，xiaodingyiniu，yanshenyipie，qinghengyixiaodeyouzaizhoudaqiandelianshangbajiyikou，“nizhenbang，zheibeizinengyudaoni，shiwoyishengdexingyun！qinaide，daihui...”
erpanninan，qingshengxiyu。
zhoudaqianyanqianyiliang，shouzhimanmanmosuodaosunqianqiandehouyaochu。
sunqianqianniuzhexiaoyaozhi，xiaolianyihong，jiaoxiudepaileyixiazhoudaqiandexiongkou，meiyanrusidao：“qinaide，daihuizuoneigeche，yaodaishangwo。”
zhoudaqianyanluyuhuo，henbudejiudijiejue，“haoya。”
liangfenzhongguoqule，meiyidiandongjing。
zhoudaqianyouxiejile，“zheiweijunguan，haimeihaoma？”
“dengyixia，dezouyigeliucheng，quebaowuwu。”junguandandandao。
“qinaide，meishi，womennengdeng！buxiangmougefeiwu，chuleheshuijiushiheshui，yibeizimeichuxi，zhinengzaidianzichanglidadagong！ebu，shuobudingliandianzichangdoujinbuquni！zheizhongxueli，liangedazhuandoukaobushange。”
sunqingqingyiweizaizhoudaqiandehuaizhong，yilianbuxiedao。
zhaodeshunxinlibushuang，“youshenmehaodeyide？womensunkuoyaoshizhongxinkaoshidehua，shuobudingyenengbeibaohu！”
“beibaosong？jiupingta？”
sunqianqianpuciyixiao，“wojideyigeyueqiantahaizaijingyangjixiaoneidanghugongjianlajiba？yaobaosong，songdaojingyangjixiaoma？”
“你！”
zhaodeshunqijile，huahaimeishuochukou，jiuyijingbeisunkuolanxia。
“yo，xiaolaji，haizhidaoyanhuren？shigenanren，nijiuzijichengrenba！zheigeshijieshiruorouqiangshide，niyoushili，niyenengxing！niyaomeishili，jiubiedanwuwodexingfu！”
sunqianqianzhilezhisunkuodebiliang，madao。
liangmingzhanshizhanzaimenkou，yanshenpingdan，sizheiyimurufengguoyanyunyiban，haobuzaiyi。
junguanduizhepingbanshebeijianchayibianhou，shouleqilai，“henbaoqian，nibushiwomenyaozhaoderen。”
“什么！”
“不可能！”
周大千愣了一下。
sunqianqianshayanle，“zaichacha，nizaihaohaochacha！”
“shia，yidingdenalichucuole，zheiweijunguan，nizaihaohaokankan！wo...woshihuakedamiangaokaobaosongdexuesheng，chulewo，meirengengyouzige！”
zhoudaqianjideshangqian，xiangyaocongjunguanshouzhongjiangneipingbannaguolaizijikan，danyigeyanshen，yigelengheng，hedetahoujinglenghanzhiliu。
“zhuanyedeshebei，limiansuojizaidexinxishishishigengxinde！woyiquebaonibushiwoyaozhaoderen。”junguantishengleyigefenbei，bingjiangmouguangsaoxianglexueshengzhong。
还没等几人反应。
“孙阔！”
嘹亮的声音响起。
zhongrenwensheng，daweichayi！
“什么？孙阔？”
“这怎么可能？”
xueshengmenzhenjing，banzhurenlaochenyemeixiangdao，jiulianyipangdesunqianqiandoubuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。
“我？”
sunkuoqishen，zhilezhiziji。
“对，就是你！”
“genwomenzouba，nishitejiluqu，shishuguoanbaomi，niderenshenanquancongjinqiyouwomenlaifuze。”junguanlongzhanshuodao。
“卧槽！”
“靠！”
shijigexueshengroulerouyan，weiyouzhaodeshunyirenpailepaisunkuodejianbang，yanhanxiaoyi。
“bukeneng，cuole，yidingshigaocuole！”
zhoudaqianjiyanle，yankansunkuocongzijishenpangjingguo，taganjinlazhu，ranhousihoudao：“nimenyidingshigaocuole！zaijianchajiancha，haohaokankan！wo，zhoudaqian，wocaishibeibaosongdeneiyige！woyaozhaonimendeshangji，rangnimendeshangjilaihewotanhua！”
“jiushi！yidingshigaocuole！”
“zheiweishibabandezhoudaqian，shizuiyouqianlidexuesheng，yeshibeihuakedabaosongdeweiyiyige！”
sunqianqianjideduojiao，“chayicha，womenyaojiannimendeshangji！”
“huakedadelingdaoni？tamenyebixuguolai，jiwodedaqianyigejiaodai！”
不可能！
tabuxiangxinzheijunguanzhaodeshisunkuo！
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