《kaijuchengweijiangliuer，taxuanzelikaijinshansi》zheibenxiaoshuoganggangshangxianjiubeishouduzhedexihuan，benshuzhuyaojiangshudeshichenxuanzhuanglierzhijiandegushi，xiaoshuodechuangzuozheshi“zuozheg2”dada，gushizhuyaojiangshudeshi：sunwukonganzijisuanyixia，poxiaohaidisicijiaoanlaosun：wukong。kanlainulinulitajiubuhanzijihouzile，buzhiweihepoxiaohaihantalaosunwukong，talaosunpoweixiang……
……
sunwukonglengleyixia，dunshihuoqishanglai，zheipoxiaohaishuotalaosuncheduzi。
“dai！poxiaohai，nijianlaosunbahuashuoqingchu！！”
zheishitalaosunzhenshijingli，zenmeshicheduzile。
chenxuanzhuangmantiaosilizhenghaoshoushangdekaorou，dianranhuochai，touyebuhuiwendao：“zhangshengxianfaheqizhongyao，niyigeyehouzi，hedeheneng。
xianshiqingyichuanshouyuni？”
孙悟空闻言沉默了。
zaiwentishangtahaizhenbunengquanshuochulai，bijingtashifuxuputishuoguobunengtoulutademinghao。
zheigegushishangshiloudongbaichu，suoyichenxuanzhuangshuodeyidianmeicuo，zheizhenshicheduzile。
talaosuncikequeshiyoudianyihuo，weihedangchutalaosunshangdaoxiniuhezhoubujiujiuyujianchaifuzhiyin，queshibuzhengchang。
“heng，poxiaohai，zheishianlaosundejiyuan，jiushizheiyang。”sunwukongzhijiedingyizheijiushizigedejiyuan，zaizenmebuheliyedeheli。
“mingbai，huoxushinichushenbufan，suoyishenxiankanzhongnidezizhi。
nijixujianggushi。”chenxuanzhuangmeiyoujixujiuzhewentibufang，yemingbaileyinggaixuputirangsunwukongbunengbaochushicheng。
zheiyidiangenyuanzhujiluyimoyiyang。
kuiniukanzhesunwukongdaozheigedibu，haimeiyoushuochushichenghechu，youdianyiwai，shishishangsanjiegaocengrenwudouzhidaozheigeshiqing。
buguoxiaolaoyexiangzhidaozheigeshiqingganma？zheigebuhuiduitayoushenmeyingxiangba？
yaobuyaojixujinggaoyixiazheihouzi？
sunwukongkanlekanyanqiandejiu，haishiqingqingyikou，bingmeiyoujixushuoxiaqu。
talaosunbeipoxiaohaiwendeyoudianxinliyinyingle，tazaisikaochenxuanzhuangshuochushenwenti，talaosunchushenhenhaoma？
haizhenshitinghaode，anlaosunkeshitianshengshengren。
yunyuanlaosundexianshi，shizaibaichuanhuichuqingtianzhu，wanjiewuyidadigendeshandingshang。
sanzhangliuchiwucungao，erzhangsichiweiyuan，sanzhangliuchiwucungao，anzhoutiansanbailiushiwudu，erzhangsichiweiyuan。
anershisiqi，shangyoujiuqiaobakong，anjiugongbagua。
不对劲！不对劲！
anlaosunxiangxiang，zhei！zheibushitaishanglaojunneibagualiandanluchicun。
nanguaidangnianzaibagualiandanlushengsiguantou，anlaosunbennengfanyingpaodaoxunfengguawei，caiyouyixianshengji。
原来如此。
lingwaianlaosundeshuiliandongzheidengdongtianfudi，sanjieneiyinggaimeiyoujige，anlaosunpingshenmenengzuoyongta？
dangchuhuodeshuiliandongshi，anlaosunkeshiputonghouwang。
anlaosunzenmemeiyoufaxianzheixiewenticunzai，weihexiayishihushibuhelidecunzai。
sunwukongcikeyanshenliquanshiyihuo，kanxiangrenzhenchenxuanzhuangzaishulianmangliushaokao，xinliyouleyigeniantou：anlaosunzheigushidejiangxiaqu。
chenxuanzhuangmeiyoucuisunwukong，tanachulaixiangliaodaishuxicaozuoqilai，kaorouzhishiyibufen，kaodianqingcaiyonglaijieni。
tazaiyipangzaidaqilaiyigejiaziguashangshaoshuihu，gaodianreshuipaochahe，bijingxiaohaizibunenghejiu，hejiuduishentibuhao。
henkuai，gezhonggeyangliaoshuanshangqu，yigutebiexiangqisiyizaikongjian。
kuiniudiyishijiankaojinguolai，zuilidiaozheyigeganjingmupen，xiangjiyizhidagoudunzaipangbian。
“poxiaohai，niquedingyangdeshiyizhiniu？”sunwukongbeikuiniudexingweizhenjingle，renbuzhufachulinghunzhiwen。
zheitouponiuchuanlayanjingdehupikuchajiusuanle，rujinhaixianggouyiyangdunzuoneili，zheixianghuama？
简直不像话。
ruguotashiyizhiniuyao，haishuodeguoqu，niyizhifanjianniuzheibiaoxianshibushiyoudianguofen。
zhijiebahaojiudangshuihe，rujinhaizheibandengzhechikaorou，poxiaohainijiayangdeshishenmepinzhongdeniu。
忒有个性了。
“sihouzi，nishayanshen，meiheshangjikoujiuzuichengzheigeniaoyang。yidianjianshidoumeiyou，meijianguoshuaiqideniu。”kuiniuzhijieyongchunmengchunmengdeyuqimadao。
bijingtalaoniudegenweiyanbaqijinggaoyuqibuyiyang。
“sha？shenmewanyi？zheiponiuhuishuohua？”sunwukongshunjianzhenjingle，bushiniuyaodeniunengshuohua？
“dajingxiaoguai，niyizhihouzibuyeshinengshuohuama？woyangyizhihuishuohuadeniuzenmele，meichinijiadami。”chenxuanzhuangjimangyishouanzhuzhunbeifabiaodekuiniu，zhenpatafakuangyitichuosisunwukong。
zheishihoudesunwukong，zhenbuyidingnengkangzhuzheimeyichuo。
shishishangquanshengdesunwukongyekangbuzhu。
sunwukongwenyanjuranjuedeyoujifendaoli，shuobudingzheiniushimouxierenzhuanshizhishen，xiankaizhihuilianhuahenggu，nengkaikoushuohua。
kuiniushunshianjingxialai，youyadeyongniutinaqimupankuangkuangyidunhe，zuihouduizhesunwukongfandaomupanshiyihewan。
zheiyidongzuotiaoxinshizu，zheidongzuojueduinengranghejiuderenshoubule。
sunwukongjianzhuangshunjianmingbai，sihaobusong，xiguankuangkuangyidunkuangxi，shenshounaqimupandaoledao。
“上酒！！”
一牛一猴异口同声。
chenxuanzhuangtaishouyibazhangguoqu，sihaobuguanzhekuiniu，zheimegensunwukonghejiu，xianghesitabucheng。
啪！！
“aiyouwei，xiaolaoye，qingdian，buyaodatou，huidabende。”kuiniugangqilaihaoqiganyunshunjianmeile，youdianweiqubabadeyangzi。
“nibahouziguanzui，wohaizenmetinggushi。
yaobunibanidegushishuojiwoting。”chenxuanzhuangzhijietiaomingle，tanalibuzhidaokuiniuxiaoxinsi。
sunwukongyipanggagaxiaoqilai，kanzhezheitouponiubeida，talaosunzenmekanzenmeshufu。
“houzi，zaixiaomeijiujinihe。”chenxuanzhuanglengbudingduizhesunwukongshuodao，houzhetiantianzuiba，shiqubishangzuiba。
半刻钟后。
“poxiaohaizi，jianlaosunrou！！bajiujianlaosun，poniu，nijianlaosunshaochiyidian。”sunwukongzhishichiyikoukaorou，shunjianaishangzheiwanerle，peishangjiushizaitaishuangle。
dakouchiroudakouhejiu，wubainianlaiqiansuoweiyoudetiyan，shunjianmishangle。
“chouhouzi，bizui，zheishianlaoniuzuowanzhuangsideyezhu。anlaoniuduochijikouzadi，youbenshinizijizhuayezhuqu。”kuiniuduizhesunwukongzhijieduihuiqu，zuibasihaomeiyoutingxialaideyisi。
“poxiaohai，zuorenyaoyaneryouxin，zuotiannishuoqingwochidongxi。”sunwukongduizhechenxuanzhuangbumanshuodao。
“wonaixiaoerzhikou，xinkoucihuang，houzi，qianwanbuyaodangzhen。
zaishuo，niyadechiyidianbushao，woyecaichijikou。”
sunwukongyikouchidiaokaorou，xiliuyikoumeijiu，maiyuanshuo：“sheirangnizhengzheixieshiwuneimemeiwei。”
“shayisi？nizheihaiguaiwoli？”chenxuanzhuangzhuanshenkanzhesunwukong，yilianbukezhixin。
“meicuo，guaini，guainili。genanlaosunyiqihejiu，niheshenmechali。”sunwukongjieguochenxuanzhuangdiguolaidekaorou，kanjiantazhishihecha。
“chouhouzi，nitingting，shuodezheishirenhuama？anjiaxiaolaoyeyixiaohairangtahejiu？
nizaiganjiaosuoanjiaxiaolaoyehejiu，xinbuxin，anlaoniuyitizitisini。”kuiniudiyishijiantiaoqilai，talaolaode，sihouzitaifangsile。
xiaolaoyecaiduoda，hejiuyingxiangdaoxiuxingzenmeban，zheigezerentalaoniukedanbuqi。
“anlaosunyoubushiren，shuodeshihouhua。nijiaxiaolaoyedoumeiyoushuohua，nijishenmeji。
nanrenbuhedianjiu，yihouruhenengjiaopengyou。”
……
chenxuanzhuangwuyule，zheichouhouzixuezijishuohuafangshi，maosihaidedaojingsui。
ciketasisianzhukuiniu，zheihouzizenmelaoshizaisiwangbianyuanshitan，zheiweiniuyemaosizhunshengjibiedalao。
niyigetaiyitianxian，zheimekuang，wentishinizhendebukangzou。
sunwukongxinqingfeichangshuang，ganggangbeichenxuanzhuangqidezaogaoxinqingquanhaole，talaosunfaxianyouyitouniubizigegengjiarongyishengqi。
guozhen，kuaileshijianlizaitarentongkushang。
又一个时辰。
sunwukongdaleyigebaoge，pieleyiyanzaipangbianyouzaiyouzaihechadechenxuanzhuang，jianzhigenyigexiaolaotouside。
tadaizheyisizuiyi，kelingmindebiziwendaozheichayouyimoqingxiang，youdianxiangshanzhongdelingwu。
tazuijiaoshangyang，xiangdaolepoxiaohaidedongxi，dingranshihaodongxi。
gengheneitouponiuyezaiyilianxiangshouhecha，mingxianshihaodongxi。
“poxiaohai，anlaosunyeyaohecha。”
chenxuanzhuangxingyunliushuiyibeigongfucha，bujinbumanfangdaosunwukongmianqian。
taqianshihechashixiguanbaoliuzhijin，zheishitalushangshanlinfaxiandechashu。
zheikechashugujideyoushangqianshangwannian，chashushengzhanghuanjingfeichanghao，meitianzhaosheyangguangcai5gexiaoshi，shichangyouwulongzhaota。
zheiyangchazuochulaile，shuyudingjicha，yijingdaizheyisilingqicunzai。
sunwukongmeiyouyouyuyongxiguanhecha，yidaoteshuchaxiangbaomantazhenggekouqiang，shunhouerxia。
qubieyujiudexiang，zheichaxiangrangtajingshenyidou，yizhongqiansuoweiyoufangsong。
guoran，zheichashihaodongxi。
poxiaohaichushoudedongxiguozhenbufan。
chenxuanzhuangyoujisunwukongtianyibeicha，dandanshuo：“charurensheng，yushanhaitongxing。renshengrucha，yushiguangtongjian。”
“laoqiuqiheng，genxiaolaotouside，bulisuo。”sunwukongbumanshuodao，zheihechahaizhengchugankai。
“wukong，shijianlilulailaiwangwang，hongchengungunyanliangrongru，weiyouhechaningjing，cainengduirenshengxiuxingzuozuishenrulingwu。”
sunwukongbalabalazuihuiweizhechaxiang，zhuomochenxuanzhuangdehua，renbuzhuwendao：“poxiaohai，nidaodishishenmelaili。”
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