《kaijuchouyanhanfeishafengquanchang》zheibenxiaoshuozhendehenhaokan。yimingdexiezuowenbiyehenhao，quanshujingcai，henzhidetuijian。yunshengqingchuchenyuanshigaishudezhujiao，xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan:dawanshangde，jiusuanhouhuayuanliguazhedenglong，xiaojieyigerenruce，tayebufangxin。limamaxinzhongdigu，buzhidaoyunshengqingdawanshangde，laihouhuayuankandenayimenzijing……
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jiranduobuguo，neitahaiduogepi！
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“你个……”
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呵！
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“haoa！hushenzhi！”hualaoxianshengqidijuezhehuzi，gubushanggujiwaimiandemotiejiaozi，nuchidao，“yuanlaishinimenjibingrenxiadu，zhibingrenyusidi，quepaodaowomenbaicaotang，laiweinanwoganggangbaizaimenxiadetudi！langziyexin，tiandikejian！”
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