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jiuzaiwoyaoweiqiantuoxiedeshihou，yanqianturanchuxianlejixingdanmu。【meibaobuyaojitaa，

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】gangyaoniutounaxiazidewodunzhu，baizhezhitoukaishishu。renmawobuganxingqu，jiushiyibaigeshiwan，

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yuqihanhudao：“shenmexiazijiazide，zheilizhiyoupingzihebennvzi，nizhaocuomenle。”“shiwan！

”taliangbodezuilituchudehuaquerangworexuefeiteng。“aiya，bujiushiyigexiazima，

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“wozheirenjiuaizhurenweile，bieshuoxiazile，jiushitianshangdexianziwoyenengjinizhaolai。

”wopidianpidiandejiuyaoqunaxiazi，yanqianquechuxianlejixingdanmu。【meibaobuyaojitaa，

takebizheigexiazizhiqianduole。】【nizhutaduoquanchenggong，chengweitadezhushazhi，yihouqianyaoduoshaoyouduoshao。

】【siyatoumingzhenhao，yaobushitazhijiejiubaxiazijitale，wojiuyaoxianmusile。

】gangyaoniutounaxiazidewodunzhu，baizhezhitoukaishishu。renmayaobuyaowusuowei，jiushiyibaigeshiwanshiduoshao？

takanwoturanbudongle，haishenzhezhitouzaishushenme。dunshiqingchiyisheng，“shiwandoushubumingbai，

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！”renhaishibuyaotaitanxindehao。wohulvedanmuchixudaijiwodeyouhuo，

yiranjuerandebaxiazicongwosuozhedechuangtoujuliqulechulai。kanzhebaolejicengbudexiazichuxianzaiyanqian。

tasuilvedaixianqi，queyanshibuzhuyanlidejidong。jiuzaiwogangyaodiguoqudeshihou。taiyanpieleyandanmu。

【jiushiyinweitabaxiazijileta，jieguodiertiannanzhudeduitouzhaodaozhei，meizhaodaoxiazijiubatajibangjiale，

zuihoukantameiyouliyongjiazhizhijiesipiaole。】【ai，haokexi，tahaizheimenianqing。

】wodixiazideshouturanyidou，xianxiemeinawen。neirenkandexinjingroutiao，shanglaijiuyaoqiangguoqu。

woyigeceshenbaxiazihuzaileshenhou。tameitoujinsuo，yankanjiuyaofahuo，“niyoushuashenmehuayang，

haixianqianbugouma？”qian？shenmeqian？youmingzhongyaoma？！！woxingxingrandekaikou，“qianbuqiandebuzhongyao，

jiushishuoxiazikeyijini，ninengbunengbawoyedaizou。”2tataiyangxueyituyitude，kandewoxinlizhidagu。

“wozhiyaoxiazi，woyaonirenganshenme，biefeihuale，ganjinbaxiazijiwo。”tayijingbunaifanle。

woyouwanghoutuileliangbu。xiaohua，zheigexiazikeshigenwomingguagoude，xiazizairenzai。weilehuoming，

worengbusixindezhengqu。“maixiazisongrendehuodongkezhiyouyici，niquedingbuzaikaolvkaolv。

”danmuyizhimeitingguo，【chounanzhu，renjiaxiaoguniangdouzheimeqiunile，nixinshishitouzuodema？

】【nanzhunixingbuxinga，zheimekeaidenvbao，qunalipaiduiling。

】【nanzhucongxiaoshenbianyaobujiushidianjitajiachande，yaobujiushiduijiapailaishanghaitade，

nanzhudexinzaoyijingliangle。tazheicaibuganqingyixiangxinbierende。】kanjiandanmu，

woganjinzhabaleliangxiashuiwangwangdedayanjing，daxiaotadegulv。“nifangxin，

wojiushimeiguoguoyouqianrenjiadeshenghuo，dengwoxiangshougoule，wolimazou。”tahuyidekanzhewohaobanshang，

zuihouhaishitongyile。wozhuajinshijianbazhiqiandedongxidabaodaizou，

bunengdaizoudemaijilegebiyizhidianjizhewozheixiedongxidelaozhangtou。laozhangtouhaiyiweiwoshibeisheiweixiele，

luqixiuzijiuyaogennanzhuganzhang。wogandongdeyitahutu。suishuopingshigenwoqiangshengyi，

meixiangdaoguanjianshikeyoushitashizhenshang。wosisilanzhuta，xiaosi，meikanjiantapangbiangenzhedebaobiaoma。

haoshuodaishuo，laozhangtoucaixiangxinwoshiziyuanbazheixiepingshibaobeidedongxibianyimaijitade。shoushihaodongxi，

zuihoukanleyanwodefeipinzhan，bushedegenzhetazoule。jinguanwozuohaolezhunbei，

haishibeiyanqianhaohuadebieshuzhenhanle。guangshimenkoudekongdidoubiwofeipinzhanhaida。

woyaogenzheixieyouqianrenpin…bu，gendingle。pinshipinbuleyidian，tamenniesiwojiuxiangniesizhimayiyiyangjiandan。

wohaishiyaobaojinnanzhudedatui，haohaohuomingcaidui。gangxiache，

yimingguanjiamoyangdezhongniannanrenjiugongjingdehouzaipangbian。“shenzhizhi，nijiuxianzhuzaizhei，

denghuirangchenshudainiqunidefangjian，youshenmeshiqinggentajiang。wohaiyoushiyaomang，chenshunidaitaquba。”“shi，

shaoye。”zaicheshangshi，woyijingbaxiazijileta，xialechetajiupobujidaidenazhexiazizoule。

chenshudaizhewowanglizou，yilushangyuyanyouzhi。woshizairenbuzhu，zhijiehanleyisheng，“chenshu！

”taheleyijiling，shuohuadoubulisuo，“shen，shen**baoqian，ninyoushenmefenfu。

”“nishiyoushenmehuayaoduiwoshuoma？”tayoushenshibankanlewoyiyan，limanuokaiyanshen。“shen**wuhuile，

nindefangjiandaole，ninxianhaohaoxiuxi，youshenmeshiqingkeyifenfuwo。”wohuyidekanletayiyan，dayingxialai。

【hahaha，nvbaonibiedanxin，nanzhuzhangzheimedahaishidiyicidainvshenghuijia，

chenshujiushibijiaohaoqiniyoushenmelihaidedifang。】【juqingzenmekaishibuduijingle，

zheigepaohuidejiaosezenmeyaoshenyibianchengnvzhule？】【wojiushuonvbaozheimekeai，nanzhuzenmerenxinbudayingta。

nixiaozhizhongyuyaokaiqiaolema。】queshikaishibuduijing，shenmemomingqimiaodebazongyulu。

tazenmekenenghuixihuanwo，chufeitafengle。danmukaishiyuepaoyuepian，wozhijiehulvediao。

zongshenyiyuedaoliangmibadedachuangshang，shufudewozhijieyunleguoqu。3yijueshuidaolediertian，

wobeishouji**chaoxing。laozhangtoujiaojideshengyincongdianhualichuanlai，“zhizhia，niyoumeiyoushiera？

nizhibuzhidaonijialibeirenzale？”wozaojiuzuohaolexinlizhunbei，

jializhiqiandedongxibushibeiwodaizoujiushimaile。woshuidemihu，tuokoujiushuo，“zheishierwozhidao，

zajiuzaleba。”laozhangtoutingjianwoshuohuamingxiansongleyikouqi，suijiyoujinzhangdao：“shenme？nizhidao？

nizheigeyatoushibushizhenreshenmeshile？yongbuyongzhangyeyejinizuozhua。”laozhangtoushiwogebidelinju，

takaidefeipinhuishouzhanbiwodeda。suiranwozongshuotaqiangwoshengyi，

danshiwoweishubuduodekehudaduodoushitajieshaoguolaide。tapingshiyizhirangwojiaotazhangyeye，

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meicitadoumawoshuowomeidameixiao。danyemeiyouzhenshengqi。“laozhangtounifangxinba，womeishier。

meiyouwozaineiqiangnishengyi，nitouzheleba。”“nigechouyatoumeidameixiaode，niyoumeiyoudifangzhua，

wokanneigenandebuxianghaoren，nihuilaiba，zhuyeyezhei。”woyankuangdunshishirun，qiangbiezheyanlei，

“wozaizheichixiangdehelade，bizaijiashufuduole，nijiubieguanla。wohaiyoushierxianguala。”budengtashuohua，

wolimagualedianhua。yaoshirangtazhidaowokubizile，haibuzhidaoyaozenmexiaohuawoni。zuotianwanfandoumeichi，

zheihuiduzibuleyile。woxishuhaochumenzhaochide。jiangmuzeyijingzailouxiachizaofan。kanjianwoxialai，

weiweidianlediantou。chenshuzaiyipangshuodao：“shen**，zuowankannishuidechenjiumeiyouzaijiaoni，

ninzheihuiyaoyongcanma？”woyingshi，chenshutiwolakaileyizi，wozuozaijiangmuzepangbiankaishichifan。haojiahuo，

biwojianianyefanhaifengsheng。wochidexinmanyizuhou，zaicigantanyouqianzhenhao。jiangmuzeshoujixiangqi，

tajietongdianhuatingleyihuihou，meitoujinzhou，haiwangwozheibianwangleyiyan。pengqiaokandaowozhengzhabazhedayankanzheta，

talimahuiguotou，shenqingbuzizaidemolemobizi。meiduojiu，tagualedianhua。danmuzaicichuxian。

【nanzhuzhidaoduifangderenquzalezhizhijia，zhengqingxingzijibarendaihuilaileni。】【biaomianzhuangdebuzaiyi，

qishikannvbaochidezheimexiang，xinliyejuedetakeaiba！】【jueduishi，yaoburantazaojiuchiwanlezaocan，

zenmehaizuozhebuzou，kanzhetachi。】【nanzhuhaimeiyudaoguoxinsizheimedanchun，zhidianjitaqianderenle，

huixindongyeshizaisuonanmianla。】ng？woganggangchidetaikuaiwanquanmeiyouyishidaoyourenkanzhewoa。

buguoxinsidanchunshishuowoma？？zhidianjitaqianshishenmegui？“buhaoyisi，yinweiwodeyuanyin，

nidehuishouchangbeirenzale，buguonifangxin，wohuijinipeichangde。”kanwoxinbuzaiyan，jiangmuzeturankaikoudao。

wozhengfenxinkanzhedanmu，tingdaopeichangwoyanlilimafangguang。“heiheihei，peichangdaoyebuyongle，

meishenmezhiqiandedongxi。”bijingzhiqiandedongxiwoyijingchulidiaole。“yimaguiyima，

nijialiyinweiwobeizalewokendingyaojinibuchangde，haiyounizanshiyehuibuqule，

zhinengweiqunizaizheilixianzhuxiale。”tazhiyidao。wolianmangbaishou，“buweiqubuweiqu，

zheizenmenengshuoshiweiquni。”jianzhishitianshangdiaoxianbing。tabudengwoshuohuajujuejiuchengzijiyoushilikaile。

woyezhihaojieshouletazheifenqianyi。【siyatoumingzhenhao，jiewowanliangtian。】【buguozheiyeshitayingdede，

takeshichadianjiuyaobeisipiaode。】kanjianzheiwoxinlihaoshouduole，youjiekoubaipiaole。

4zaizheilimeitianbushichihejiushishuijue。woxianbuzhudemaobingkaishizuosui。kanjianhuojiuxiangqiangzhegan。

bijingbunengbaichibaiheshibu。jiushichenshuhaoxiangneimaifudetanzi。pingshikanbujianta，

woyiganhuotajiuchongchulaizulanwo。haozaiwoyouzhaodaolexindelezi。haozhaiquzhuderenbuduo，

danfeipinshizhendeduo。buguoneizenmenengsuanshifeipinni，zaiwoyanlineidoushishanshanfaguangdejinzia。

meiyongguojicidejiadian，quanxindemingpaixiezibaobao，shenzhishimeidakaiguodelipinhe。wobei**detounaofazhang，

zouludoupiao。falefale，zheixiashizhenfale。buguowohaishixunwenlechenshu，tashuoshaoyefenfuguo，

wokeyisuiyi，zhiyaoshiwodeyaoqiudoujinliangmanzu。hahaha，neiwojiubukeqila。wozheiyesuanganhuolebushi，

titajiaqinglifeipin。suiranshouyirenshiwoziji。womeitianmangdebuyilehu，

bizaizijidehuishouchanglihaiyaoqizaotanhei。wanshangzuomengwodounengxiaoxing，zhaohuizhuyedeganjuezhenhao。

jianlaidezheixiedongxi，wodaduoshushizhaorenlaishou，wohaishiyouxieluzide。ng…zhuyaohaishipabuanquan，

bijingneixierenmeiyoudecheng，sheizhidaohuibuhuizaizhaowomafan。jiushikexile，zheililiwojianeibiantaiyuan，

buranzheixiehaochudangrandoushilaozhangtoudele。buguozheigeershoufanzikanwobunengchuqu，guyiyajia。

jianzhishizaiwodeleidianshangbengdi。woshoufeipinzheimeduonian，ganqifudaowotoushangle。

wozhenghetaweileyijinduojikuaiqianchaodebukekaijiaoshi，pangbianchuanlaiyishengxianqidelengxiao。woniutouyikan，

yigequanshenjingli，wuguanjingzhidemeinvzhengwuzhebizizhanzaiyipangkanzhewoliang。

“nijiushimuzedaihuilaideneigenvrena，yishenqiongsuanyang，zhenbalajidangbaole。

yebuzhidaomuzezenmehuibanidaihuijiade。”tabianshuohuahaibuwangfanzhebaiyan。yankanqingkuangbudui，

woganjinheneirenjianghaolejiaqian，rangtadaizhedongxizoule。kanzheyanqianzheigewaibiaosuimeidanneixinyouquexiandenvren，

wohuitouzhaolezhaoshou，zhanzaibuyuanchudechenshulimashangqian。“chenshu，zheiweishi？”wowendao。“shen**，

zheiweishishaoyedeweihunqi，bai**。”yankanshijianchabuduole，danmubuchuyiwaidezhunshichuxian。wojiuzhidao，

danmudechiguashuxinghaishihengaode。【lailelaile，talaile，nanzhudeweihunqizhongyuchuchangle。

weihunqidazhanxinjinnvzhu。wuwuwu，haohaokan。】【jidongshenme，nanzhuhetadinghunbuguoshiquanyizhiji。

tayilianjiansuankebodeyangzinalibideshangshanliangkeaidemeibao。

】【nanzhudejiujiuweilezhengduojiachanzhenshiyongxinliangkule，

buzhidaocongnazhaolaileyigenvrenjiushuoshizijidexuesheng。haifeiyaonanzhuhetadinghun。

baiminglejiushixiangnanienanzhude。】【haihaonanzhucongming，biaomiantuoxie，shijiandilixiaoxinfangfan。

】wokandanmukanderumi，zheijiushihaomenfenzhengma，jingcai，shizaishijingcai。jianwobantianmeiyoudalita，

taqideduojiao。chushengtixingwo。“wei，niyoumeiyoulimao，wokeshiweilaijiangjiadeshaofuren，

guoranshixiangxialaidetubaozi，meiguiju。”kanzheyanqianqideduojiaodenvren，woxinlianxiang。

buguantaweilaihuibuhuijiajinlai，tadoushizheilidenvzhuren，woshidezuibuqide。

wolianmangdiantouhayaodedazhaohu，“aiya，shiwoyouyanbushizhu（zhu）le，yuanlaishishaofurena。

”baijinyangangdeyideyangqixiabajiubeichenshuzaiyipangdaduandao：“bai**qingzizhong，ninhaimeiyoujiajinjiangjia，

haibunengchengzijishijiangjiashaofuren。”【hahaha，dalianleba，haishichenshulihai，bukuishichenshu。

】【chenshucongnanzhuhenxiaodeshihoujiugentazaishenbian，yesuanshizhangbei。takendingbugangenchenshudingzui。

】baijinyantingwanchenshudehua，qideliansezhanghong，youbugangenchenshufapiqi。“heng，wozaowandouhuishide，

haiyouni，jiranshimuzeqinghuilaidekeren，jiubuyaoganzheixiediurendeshiqingmoheijiangjiadelianmian。

niyihoubuzhunzaijianlajile。”tashuowan，dengzhehentiangaoniutoujiuzoule。wanla，tiantala！5tashuodaozuodao，

zhuanmenzhaorenshangmenhuishoufeipin。wozhinengzaiyipangyanbabadekanzhe。

meileshiyedewojiuxiangshishatanshangbeishaigandexianyu，duishenghuoshiqulexiwang。suiranmeitianchihebuchou，

danjiuxiangshaolezhurenaifudedajuyiyang，suoranwuwei。jiuzaiwokanzheneiyiduiduibaobeiliwoerqudeshihou，

baijinyanturanchuxianzaiwopangbian。“kannizheifumeichuxideyangzi。zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua，

yihouzheigehuoerhaishinide。”tayanshenqingmiedekanzhewo，woquezhitingjianlehouyiju。“tinghua，