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《kaijuchuaige，gaolengzhumaduchongwo》shiyibudadongrenxindezuopin，jiangshuleguchenlelesuananzaimianduishenghuokaoyanshidechengzhangyujianren。guchenlelesuananjinglilexuduojiannandejuezehekunjing，dantongguojianchiheyongqi，zuizhongzhaodaozijizhenzhengdejiazhiherenshengyiyi。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanwenqingyuzhihui，wolaoshenrenshikaifashang，nengnaneibujia！”leilifengxingdelianggema，budaoliangyue，jiugaodinglefangzi，banjiachenglelinju。liangjiadamenchangkai，wosulelegengshibagebi……jiangyinfaduzheduirenshengdesikaoheganwu。

精彩章节

1wo，sulele，daniangtailijiushigehenjiaose。“yisheng，chanfunanchan！

zaizheimexiaqu……”“laodazaibuchulai，yangshuiliugan，liangwadoudemensi！”niangtaili，

wotingzhewaitouyishengjiaojidesihou，zaichouchouduzaiwoqiantou、haiwomashouzuidezuikuihuoshou——woneibianyigege，

xiaoyuzhoushunjianbaofa！“qikai！”womaozujing，duizhunneituorouhuhude**，jiushiyijiao！

sheizhizheisongbaogege，beichuailebuwangqiangong，juranhaixiangwanghousuo！“haiganduo？”wonule，

xiaojiaoyazaicifali，henhenyoushiyijiao！“wa——”yishengjingtiandongdidekusheng，

xuangaolewogesuanande“chenggongjiangshi”。chanfangneiwai，yipianhuanteng。“zheizuzongkesuanchulaile！

”meilezhangai，wosuleleyepobujidaidihualiulechuqu。wufenzhonghou，

womalinwanrudingzhegege**shangneigeqingxidejiaoyinxingtaiji，lebukezhi：“laogong，nishuozanerzi，

gaibuhuishibeimeimeiyijiaochuaichulaideba？”wobasujianguo，yigenvernuwanqihuanzhe，

pengzhewogede**yanjiubantian，jiaoaodao：“meizhunzhenshi！woguinvzhenlihai！”shuowan，

zhuaqiwodexiaojiaoyajiuwangzuibiansong，henhen“baji”yikou。woxianqidihengjiliangsheng，

xiaojiaoyahaobukeqidichuaizailewobalianshang。“hahaha！woguinvzheixiaojiaozhenyoujing！”wobabuyiweiyi，

fanerxiaodegenghuan。womafanlegedadadebaiyan：“shishishi，niguinvladebabadoushixiangde！”wo，

sulele，chushengwujinyiliang，yuangungunrouhuhu，shigenuomituanzi。gegesuanan，sanjinbaliang，shouxiaokugan，

xiangzhixiaomaohou。“yingyangdoubeizheiyatouxizouleba？yihoukendingshigebadaodezhuer。”womachenguai，

yanshenquechongnidenengqiachushui。“xiashuo！woguinvneishihaoyanghuo！”wobadiyigebuleyi。zheishi，

bingfangmenkaile，yiduibirenbandenianqingfuqizoulejinlai，shoulihaiqianzhegefendiaoyuzhuodexiaonanhai。“linwanru，

wokegennishuo，ganweiquwo‘erxifu’，wolimabaohuijiazijiyang！”lairenshizhaoyating，woweilaidepopo，

tahuailidexiaonanhai，ziranjiushiwozhifuweihunde“xiaolaogong”guchen。

zhaoyatingbahuasaijiyizhousuideguchen：“achen，qu，jinilinayisonghua，zaikankanni‘xifuer’。

”guchenxiaopengyouxianranbudong“xifuer”shisha，danyingerchuanglidelianggexiaobudianchenggongxiyinleta。

tadiandiandipaoguoqu，nulixiangbahuawangchuangshangfang。“shaxiaozi，huashijilinayide。yihoujinixifuermaihua，

dezijizhengqian！”zhaoyatingxiaozhenazouhua，zhizhegengrouhudewo，“kanhaole，zheige，sulele，nixifuer！

”guchenyebunao，xiaoshoubazhechuangyan，haoqidishenxiangwo。jiuzaitadexiaopangshoukuaipengdaowoshi，

womengdizhengkaileyan，yishuangwuliuliudedayanjingduishangleta。guchendexiaoshoujiangzaibankong。“yo，

zhidaoni‘laogong’laikanni，zheimekuaijiuzhengyanla？”zhaoyatingjingxidao。

“achenkeshilelediyiyankandaoderen！”womayegenzheqihong。“haha，zheibujiushimingdingdeyuanfen！erza，

yihouhaohaozhaoguxifuer，xiaojingzhangmuniang！”zhiyouwoba，

zaipangbiansuanliuliudixiaoshengdigu：“mingmingshiwoxiankandaode……”2haiziyingfengzhang。lianggeyuehou，

suanantizhongzhuileshanglai，danxingzigenwonanyuanbeizhe。taanjing，wohaodong，sangeyuejiuhuizigeerfanshen。

yisuishi，wochifanchenglequanjiadananti，hanzhefanjiushibuyan，womalinwanruqidetiantianxiangbawosaihuiduzili。

“sulele！nichibuchi？buchiwoweigoule！”linwanrurenwukeren，

yaoqiyishaofanjiusaijinlepangbiansuananzuili。wowaizhexiaonaodai，kankangege，

zidongba“gou”he“gege”huashangdenghao。xiayishaofanweiguolaishi，woxiaoshouyizhisuanan：“gou！gou！

weigou！”linwanru：“……”zheiguinvzhenbuxiangyaole。suananhaiyiweiwozaijiaota，liezhezuiduiwoshaxiao。

zheishi，yijingliangsuideguchenmomozouguolai，chaowomashenchushou。“achenyaoweilele？”guchendiantou。

zhaoyatinglele：“zheixiaozi，pata‘xifuer’ezheba？”qijifashengle，guchenduanzhewan，yikouyikou，

naixinshizu，wojingranguaiguaichiwanleyizhengwanfan！“yating，shizaibuxing，zheiyatounilinghuijiayangdele！

”womabanzhenbanjiadao。zhaoyatinghaizhenyoudianxindong，tajiaguchenzixiaochenjing，weiduduiwoshangxin。“yaobu，

sahaizifangyiqiyang？”linwanrutiyi。“wokanxing！”zhaoyatingyipaijihe，“zanmenliangjiamailinjufang！

wolaoshenrenshikaifashang，nengnaneibujia！”leilifengxingdelianggema，budaoliangyue，jiugaodinglefangzi，

banjiachenglelinju。liangjiadamenchangkai，wosulelegengshibagebidangzijijia，yitianpaoshijitang，

henbudewanshangdoutuozhexiaobeiziguoqushui。zheitianbangwan，wobasujianguodaiwomensaliuwan。“babafangwoxialai！

lelezijizou！”gangchudianti，wojiuzhengzha。jiaoyizhandi，woxiangtuojiangdexiaoyema，

“paji”shuailegegoukenni。zijipaqilai，yanleiwangwang，danlelehenjianqiang！wojichuxiaolian，

paodaowobamianqian，tankaixiaoshou：“babakan！lelejiandaode！

”sujianguokanzhewoshouxinneituowenrede、bukemiaoshudewuti，zhenggerendoumale：“su！le！le！

lubiandegoushibunengjian！”liuwanjihuapaotang，jiatingjiaoyuchixubanxiaoshi。wobiaoshitingle，danmeiwanquantingjinqu。

zhuanyan，wohegegeliangzhousui，guchenyaoshangyoueryuanle。“yatingayi，guchengegeni？

”“achengegequyoueryuanlou，youhenduoxiaopengyouhewanjudedifang。”“leleyeyaoshangyoueryuan！

”womaizhexiaoduantuijiuwangjiapao。“buxinge，yaosansuicainengshang。”wobaxiaohehe。

wobaizheshouzhitourenzhenshu：“yi、er……lelesansuile！ng……qisui！”“youeryuanbuhaowan，

jianbudaobabamamade。”wobashituquantui。“babapianren！yatingayishuokehaowanle！guchengegejiuqule！

bababuxiangsongwocaipianwo！”wojuezhexiaozui，qigugu。zhongwu，guchenbabajietafangxue，

jiukanjianwoxianggexiaomogusidedunzaimenkou，lianchaoqiang，**chaowai。“lelenaozheyaoquyoueryuan，

burangqujiushengqile，dunyishangwule。”womawunai。“songqushishibei，yuanzhangwoshu。zheiyatou，

daibulebantianjiudekuzhehuilai。”guchenbabatiyi。zhaoyatingpaixiongfu：“bixuqu！

bunengrangwo‘erxifu’shouweiqu！”yushi，wohegegesuanan，kongjiangguchensuozaidexiaoban。

youeryuandiyitian，wobarulindadi，zaimenkoushouzhe，zhunbeiwoyikujiujiehuijia。jieguo，

tadengdaoyichachakuhaodexiaodoudingbeisongjinqu，yemeidengdaowodekusheng。cikedewo，

zhengbeiyiqunxiaoluobutouweizaizhongjian，zuobianguchen，youbianxinrenshidelihao，weifenglinlin。“lele，

tamendoushinigegema？”“lelenihaolihai，youlianggegege！”“lele，woqingnichitang，

nibagegefenwoyigehaobuhao？”qiangwogege？xiuxiang！wozhangkaishuangbeihuzhuliang“gege”，

weixindao：“wozuitaoyanchitangle！”yanjingquenianzairenjiashoulidetangshang。turan，

shouxinbeisailedongxi——wozuiaidecaomeitang！shiguchenjide！womeizizibokai，yaosui，

fenleyixiaokuaiweijilihao，youdileyixiaokuaijiguchen。guchenkanzheshangmianliangjingjingdekoushui，

xiaolianjinbeng：“nizijichi，wobuxihuan。”qie，xiaoqigui！huwaihuodong，laoshirangdajiazuoxiaobandengshaitaiyang，

lianshanggaixiaomaojin。wonazuodezhu，dongzhangxiwang，turanyanjingyiliang——pangbianshuyeshang，

yizhipangdududedaqingchong！chenlaoshibuzhuyi，wofeisunieqichongzi，zangjinkoudai，ruowuqishizuohao。

pangbiandeguchencetoukanlewoyiyan，haiteyitingzhixiaoshenbanbangwodangledanglaoshi。heng，suannishixiang！dianxinshijian，

wodiyigechongdaolaoshimianqian：“laoshi，lelekeyixianchiyikouma？”xiwanshou，dangaoniunaixiadu，

wohedemanzuinaizi，xiangzhanglebaihuzi。guchenzhoumei，taochushoupa，zixibangwocaganjing。nvlaoshikandezhile，

taochushouji“kaca”yizhang，zhuanshoujiufajilezhaoyating。chibaohezu，woxiangqilewodedabaobei。

xiaoshouzaidoulitaoatao，kongde？“nizaizhaoshenme？”guchenwen。“mei、meiyou！”womengyaotou，

babamamabuxuluanjiandongxi！“wa——”pangbianxiaonvhaituranjingkongdaku。woniutou，

jiujianneishuxidepangchongzizhengpazaitadengzishang。woyanjishoukuai，yibazhuaqichongzisaihuidouli。xiaonvhailengzhu，

suijikudegengxiong，kanwodeyanshenbikanchongzihaijingsong。zhongwu，wobalaijiewomen，guoran，

beilaoshi“qinqie”digaoleyizhuang。wosuleledeyoueryuanshenghuo，zhudingbupingfan！

3wobasujianguotingwanlaoshide“gaozhuang”，yizhanglaolianhongleyoubai，baileyouqing，zuihouhuaweiyishengzhangtan。

tayishouqianzhewogesuanan，yishoushitubawolinqilai，zuiliniantaozhe：“zuzong，nikezhenshiwodexiaozuzong！

”wonalikenyi，xiaotuierluandeng：“babahuai！chongchongkeai！lelexihuan！”“keaigepi！

”sujianguotouyicizaiwomianqianbaolecukou，kejianshizhendebeiwoqidaole，“neishihaichong！huiyaorende！

”“caibuhui！taruanhuhude，keguaile！”wojulilizheng，haixiangcongdoulitaochulaijibabazhanshiyixia。

sujianguoyanjishoukuai，yibaanzhuwodexiaodoudou，yuqidaizheyisibengkui：“huijia！ganjinhuijia！

woderangnimahaohaojinishangyike！”guchenmomodigenzaiwomenshenhou，xiaodarensideyaoleyaotou。

tababagumingyuanrenzhexiao，pailepaisujianguodejianbang：“laosu，xiguanjiuhao，xiguanjiuhao。lelezheihaizi，

tianxinghuopo。”“huopo？wokanshipohou！”sujianguozuishangbaoyuan，yanshenquebuyouzizhudipiaoxiangwo，

daizhejifenwunaidechongni。huidaojia，womalinwanrutingwenwode“guanghuishiji”，chazheyao，

liumeidaoshu：“sulele！nishibushixiangshangtian？！”wozizhilikui，suolesuobozi，duodaowobashenhou，

zhitanchugexiaonaodai，kelianbabadikanzheta。“sujianguonibiehuzheta！”linwanruzhandoulibiaosheng，

“zheihaizizaibuguanjiao，yihoudetongpotian！”jiuzaizheishi，zhaoyatingayidaizheguchendengmenle。

tayijinmenjiulebukezhi：“aiyowei，womenjialelejiushibuyiban！shangyoueryuandiyitianjiugaolegedaxinwen！

neichongzini？jiwokankan，wohaimeijianguoganzhuachongzidexiaoguniangni！”woyitingyou“mengyou”，

limacongwobashenhouzuanchulai，xianbaosidetaochudoulineizhiyijingyoudiannianbadedaqingchong：“yatingayinikan！

tashibushihenkeai？”“aiya！”zhaoyatingkuazhangdijiaoleyisheng，quemeibandianhaipadeyisi，

fanerraoyouxingzhidicoujinleqiao，“haizhenshitiaodafeichong！lelezhenyonggan！”linwanrufue：“yating，

nihaigenzhetianluan！”zhaoyatinghahadaxiao：“zheijiaotongqu！womenjialelejiushiyoumaoxianjingshen！achen，

nikedegennixifuerduoxuexue，biezhengtianneimeshaonianlaocheng。”guchenxiaolianyihong，qiaoqiaolalelawodeyijiao，

xiaoshengshuo：“lele，chongzi……zang。”woditoukanlekanshoulidedaqingchong，

youkanlekanguchenneishuangganjingpiaoliangdexiaoshou，turanjuedezheichongzihaoxiangqueshibuneimekeaile。

wo“e”leyisheng，bachongzidiujinlelajitong。“zheijiuduilema！”linwanrusonglekouqi，

suijiyoubeizhaoyatingdehuadoulele。wobasujianguozezaiyipangdigu：“zheihaimeiguomenni，

jiugebozhouwangwaiguaile……”youeryuandeshenghuo，yinweiwodejiaru，biandejifeigoutiao，

danyechongmanlehuanshengxiaoyu。wohenkuaijiuchenglexiaobande“haiziwang”。daobushiwoduoxiong，

ershiwozongyoucengchubuqiongdexinqiwanfa。biru，

wohuidaizheyiqunxiaoluobutouzaishakengliwa“baozang”（qishijiushixieqixingguaizhuangdeshizi），

huozhezaihuatishangyanjiuxinde“gaonandu”huafa（jieguotongchangshishuaidebiqinglianzhong，ranhoubeilaoshipiping）。

suananyijiuanjing，daduoshushihoudoumomogenzaiwoshenhou，xianggexiaoweiba。dantahentingwodehua，woshuodong，

tajuebuwangxi。ruguoyounagebuzhangyandexiaopengyouganqifusuanan，wosulelediyigebudaying，