《kaijujiletayigeyireshen》dejuqingwanyanquzhe,fubimaidehao,yexuansuranzuoweizhujiao,meiyigerenwudouyoutachuxiandeyiyi,henbangdeyibenshu,zhuyaojiangshudeshi:bushiba,womenbuzuodetianyiwufengme?zenmebeifaxianle?erqie,zheizonggongcaiguoquyigexiaoshibudaoba?zheishizenmechadaode?suizhecheneideqifenturanbianleng……
销售员懵逼的不行。
danhaodai,nengchengweiwunimokedexiaoshouyuan,kendingshiyoubenshide。
huishendesuduhenkuai,talianmangdao:“xiansheng,yaobuyaowojieshaoxiazheichezidexingneng,yijiqitafangmiandezhuyishixiang!”
yexuanbailebaishou,dao:“buyong,zheichewohuikai!”
temefeijiyoutingwodounengkai,yiliangfangchesuanshenme?
销售员语噎。
buguohaishihenkuaijiunalaileyifenhetongheliangchuanyaochi!
“xiansheng,zheichewomenyijingshangguolinpaile!zhiyaofuleqian,qianlehetong,suishidoukeyikaizou!”
“行。”
yexuanyibianzhuanzhang,yibiannachubishuashuashuadeqianhaolehetong,ranhouturanxiangqilai,laozidesanlunchebunengbuyaoleba?
浪费可耻!
ruguoshenmeshihouchumen,kaiwunimokebufangbian,kaisanlunchefangbianduole!
yushidao:“zheiyang,nimenyoumeiyouhuikai,bangwobazheichekaidaomenkou,wodesanlunchedezhuangshangqulahuijiani!”
销售员:???
大佬,真大佬!
kaiwunimokedoubuwangjibasanlunchedaihuiqua!
xiaoshouyuanlikegongjingwubi!
tajianguotaiduodenianqingrenle,langfeiqiqianlai,bitamenyibeizizhuandehaiduo!
nanguaizheiweixianshengyuzhongbutong,yidianyekanbuchulai,zhengshiyinweizheigeyuanyina!
“xiansheng,womenjinglihuikai,womashangrangtabangninbachezikaidaomenkoulai!”
“haode,neiwojiuzaimenkoudengnimena,yaokuaidian!”
yexuannaqisanlunchedeyaochichaowaimianzouqu。
henkuai,tajiuqishanglesanlunche,daoleyuedingdedidian。
wunimokehenda,zairenmanweihuandechezhanzhongxinxiangyaokaichulaiyoudiankunnan。
jinglisuiranhuikai,queyedeshikezhuyineixiekanrenaoderen。
wunimokefadongjipailianghenda,zheiyikaibianxiyinlesuoyourendezhuyi,zheishengyin,douyaobayinlejigaiguoqule!
shunjian,suoyourendoukanleguolai!
yixieduoshaozhidaozheichederenjingjiaodao:“**,chezhanmeijieshu,zheicheyaokaizou,zheishichezimailema?”
“kendinga,zheicheziyikanshiyaokaichuqujiaofude!”
“sheia,mailejiangchengdiyiliangdewunimoke!”
……
meinvbuhuipao,kezheiwunimokepaolejiuzaiyekanbudaole!
neixierenfenfenchaozhezheibianweileguolai。
jinglizhihaoxiaoxindekaizhe,shengpakezhepengzheren。
虽然有保险。
danzheicheyichudianshi,neijiudengyushishiguchele!
bieshuoyexuanhaihuibuhuiyao。
ruguobuyao,tamenyihoumaiyezhinengdangshiguchemaile!
损失惨重!
门口。
yexuanzuozaisanluncheshang,qiaozheerlangtuijingjingdengzhe。
tadexinqingyijingpingfuxialaile。
tingdaowunimokefadongjideshengyin,querenbuzhuyouxierexuepengpai!
sheinengxiangdao,worenshengdedierliangche,jiushiyiliangyueyefangche!
系统牛逼!
“wei,xiaozi,kuairangkai,meikandaoyoudajiahuoguolaileme?”
zheishi,yigerenturanpailexiatadejianbang,daduanleyexuanmeihaodehuanxiang!
“xiaozi,kaiqizhenideposanluncherangkaia,dangzhewomenkanhaochele!”
“jiushi,neicheziyaoshipengdaoni,nilianhuidoubushengle!”
zheixieren,kansihaoxintixingqueyoutouluzheyinyangguaiqi。
yexuanliezuiyixiao:“takebuganyawo。”
“shi,tashibuganyani!danbuxiaoxinni?haishiganjinrangkaiba!”
众人纷纷不屑。
yexuancongcheshangtiaolexialai,zhuangmozuoyangdao:“wonenggekongrangzheichezitingxia,nimenxinbuxin?”
zhongrenliketoulaileguanaizhizhangdeyanshen!
yexuanyebuqinao,zhijiantahuanhuandeshenchushou,shouzhangweiweixiangshang,xiangshijiaojingzhihuishidetingcheshoushi。
“zheitamabuhuizhen……”
youbinglianggezihaimeishuochulai,jiutingdaowunimokedefadongjishengxiang,turanjiubianxiaolehenduo!
然后。
就停了下来!
**!?
所有人一脸懵逼。
bushiba,zheitamazhentingle?
然而。
kaichedejingyan,congjiashishilipalexialai,gongjingdezoudaoyexuanqian:“yexiansheng,ninzheisanlunche,keyizhuangzaihoumiandemotuojiashang,yaobangmangma?”
wunimokehoufangyougekeyitingmotuochedejiazi。
yexuandesanlunchedaledian,zhinengguashangqule。
“xinga,wobuhuigao,nilaigaoba!”
yexuanbasanlunchedeyaochirengleguoqu。
所有人:……
tamenzhidaoleyexuanganggangshigentamenkaiwanxiao。
danzheishihou,tamenjuedeyidiandoubuhaoxiao!
可恶。
被他装到了啊!
shenmechezijiantajiutingxia。
分明车子就是他的!
jinglibugandaiman,qishangsanluncheraolegequan,jiangsanlunchede**chaohou,ranhouyiguadaodang!
“daoche,qingzhuyi……daoche,qingzhuyi!”
众人纷纷让开!
yaoshiyiqian,sheihuiguanzheixiedianpingsanlunche?
danzheishihou,sanlunchezaitamendeyanli,hewunimokeyiyanggaodashang!
yitongcaozuozhihou,sanluncheguazailewunimokedehoupai。
“yexiansheng,yijinghaole!woyijinggenjiangchengdebenchi4sdianlianxihaole,ninyihouxuyaobaoyangdehua,keyizhijiequneibian!”
jingligongjingdenachuyifenwenjian。
“haode,mafannile!”
yexuandiandiantou,ranhoupadaolejiashishi。
meicuo,wunimokeshangcheshixuyaopade。
jiugendakachedechetouyiyang。
“rangrangha。yaoshibuxiaoxinbeipengdao,huidoubusheng!”
yexuandaleshenglaba,suoyourenfenfendaizhejingpeidemuguangshankai。
yexuanhahadaxiao,ranhoukaizhechezizhijielikai!
一路上。
zheipangrandawu,youchenglezhengtiaojieshangzuijingdezi!
youjiashijinengzaishou,shenmechezidoubuzaihuaxia!
ruguoyunxudehua,yexuanhenbudezheishihouyelaigepiaoyi!
kexi,zheinaoshilimian,weimianyetaiguojingshihaisuleyixie!
bieshuohedaoxiaopengyou,hedaohuahuacaocaoyebuhaoa!
yexuanyilukaihuilexiaoqu,kanzhexiaoqumenkoudexiangaogan,bujinxianrulechensi。
wozheishiyoulefangche,lianjiadoubunenghuile?
jiuzaizheishi,naolituranchuanlailexitongdeshengyin!
“ding……jinrirenwufabu!”
“zuoweishenhao,youlechezi,ziranyaokaidaogongsilirangyuangongmenzhidaozheishinideche!”
“renwuyaoqiu,kaizhexincheziqugongsi,rangtamenganshouyixiaxinlaobandeshili!”
kanzhezheigerenwu,yexuankuxiaobude。
wodeshilitamenbushizhidaolema?
ganggangcaihuasanqianwanmaixialegongsini!
zheikaizhesanbaiwandecheziguoqu,shibushijiangbigele?
zheiyiduibi,yexuanturanjuedezheirenwuhaoxiangmeineimejiandana!
“wentibuzaichezishang,ershizaishilishang。”
yexuanmolemoxiaba,xinzhongyoulejijiao。
heiheiyixiao,taochudianhuajisurandaleguoqu!
“suzongjian,zuijindajiashangbanyoudianerxinku,anpaixiatuanjianba!”
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