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小说简介

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【beiyiqidebiji（yanzhongsunhuai）：zijimohu，yemianzhanlian。jiazhi：40jifen。kefanhaiwei‘mohudelianjinpeifang（suiji）’huo‘chujijingshenliduanlianfa（canpian）’。】

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然而，下一秒——

“peng！”“pengpengpeng！！”

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“啊！”

“什么鬼东西？！”

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