doushishenghuoticaixiaoshuo《kaijulihun：nixihaomenjichengren》shizuijinhenduoshumidouzaizhuidude，gaishuyiqinxianxiaoyaweizhujiao，zhuyaojiangshudeneirongyou：“jiranmeizuohaozhunbei，neiweishenmeyaorangwodaowoshililaishui？”qinxianyiwendao。“neishiyinweizanmenshifuqia，woyiqianzenmekannizenmejuedenibushunyan，keshi……
第3章
huidaoxiaojiadeshihou，suoyourendouyijingshuixia。
qinxianzoudaoketingdeshafaqian，zaishafashangheyitangxia，ruzhuidaoxiaojiasanniantayizhidoushizaishafashangshuijue，zaoyijingxiguan。
diertianzaoshangxinglaihaishiyirujiwangdezaozaojiuqilaijiyijiarenzhunbeizaofan。
sulanbianchizaofanbianchaozhechufanglideqinxianlenghe。
“bashiwankebushigexiaoshumu，nihaibugunchuqunongqianqu？”
“我这就去取钱！”
shuowanfangxiawanjiuchulemeiqu。
“哼！”
sulankanzheqinxianchulemendunshilenghengyisheng，jiutazheigeqiongguifeiwunengnonglaibashiwan？tabatouningxialai！
嗡嗡嗡！
jiuzaizheigeshihou，sulandeshoujihuranxiangleqilai。
sulantaochushoujiyikanshiwangjiahaodedianhuaganjinfangxiawankuaijiujieleqilai，yuqichanmeidao：“yo，wanggongzia，ninzheigeshihoudadianhualaishibushiyoushenmeshia？”
“subomu，xiaoyagenneigefeiwulihundeshiqing，nibandezenmeyangle？”dianhualichuanlaiwangjiahaozhiwendeshengyin。
“yijingzaibanle，liangtian，zuiduoliangtiantamenmashangjiulihun”
“liangtian？benshaoyekedengbuleneimejiu！jintianzhongwuwozaihaixiandajiuloudinglebaoxiang，nidaishangxiaoyachulaizanmenyiqichigefan！”
“xing，wanggongzinishuozajiuza！”sulandunshixixiaoyankai。
guadiaodianhua，sulanmashangjiuyongminglingdeyuqigenxiaoyashuodao：“wanggongzizaihaixianjiuloudinglefangjianqingzanmenchifan，nimashangqudabanyixia”
“wobuqu”xiaoyalimajujuedao。
啪！
sulanmengdebashoulidekuaizishuaizaizhuoshang，nushenghoudao：“fanlenile，lianwodehuadouganbutingleshiba？wogaosuni，niqudequ，buquyedequ，niyaoshiganbuqu，wo……wojiusizainimianqian！”
sulanyongkuaiziduizhunzijidebozilishengweixiedao。
“妈，我去，我去”
xiaoyabeibiwunaizhidedaying。
haimeidaozhongwu，sulanjiudaizhexiaoyalaidaohaixianjiulou，wangjiahaogengshizaozaojiuzaijiuloudengzhe，jiandaosulangenxiaoyalaile，limabatamenmunvliangrenqingjinbaoxiang。
yishuangsemimideyanjingshijingdingzaixiaoyaneimanmiaodeshencaishang，yidouyibukai，koushuidoukuailiuchulaile。
xiaoyabeiwangjiahaodingdehunshenshangxiabushufu，henshiyanededengletayiyan。
“wangshaoye，qianyizhennincaisonglewohaoxieshoushi，jintianjiuyouyaoqingwochifan，zheiduobuhaoyisia”
sulanbianshuozhehenzijuedenaqizhuoshangdecaidankaishidiancai。
“嘿嘿嘿……”
wangjiahaochanxiaodao：“subomuninshuozheishinalihua，dengdaoxiaoyagenneigefeiwulihunzhihou，zanmenbujiushiyijiarenlema，woyajininzhunbeileyifendali”
“e，dali？shenmedali？”
“拿上来”
henkuaijiuyourennazhegezhongmingguideshechipinzouchulaifangzaizhuozishang。
youxiangshui，kouhong，baobaodeng！
sulanyikandaozheixiemingguideshechipinyanjingdoudengzhile，zhizhezhuozishangdeshechipinshitanxingdewendao：“zheixiedoushisongjiwode？”
wangjiahaojianxiaodao：“dangranshisongjininde，buguowoyougeyijian”
“youshenmeyijianwanggongzinidanshuowufang”
sulanjiangzhuoshangdeyiduishechipinlouzaihuailixixiaoyankai。
wangjiahaocoudaosulanerbianxiaoshengshuodao：“subofu，naledongxininjiuhuiquba，jintianzhongwuwogenxiaoyaliangrenhaohaochidunfan”
“xing，meiwenti，neiwojiubudaraowanggongzinile”
sulanqishennaqisuoyoudeshechipinchaozhexiaoyadingzhudao：“xiaoya，wohuranxiangqilaijialihaiyoushiqingmeizuowan，deganjinhuiquyitang，nizaizheilihaohaopeipeiwanggongzi”
shuowanyebuguanxiaoyadefanying，zhijiejiulikailejiudiandebaoxiang。
“xiaoya，jintianzhongwuwoqingke，xiangchishenmenisuibiandian！”
wangjiahaoshuozhezoudaoxiaoyashenbiankaishiduitadongshoudongjiao。
xiaoyaqiangrenzhexinzhongdeexinyibajiangwangjiahaodeshoujipaidiao，nushengdao：“buyongniqing，wozijichideqifan”
shuowanqishenkuaibuwangbaoxiangwaimianzouqu，xiangyaoganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidi。
wangjiahaojianzhuangyibazhuazhuxiaoyadegebojiangtazhuaihuibaoxiang，yilianjianxiaodao。
“xiangzou？laozizainimashenshanghualeneimeduoqian，haoburongyicaibanijinongchulai，haimeiyouhaohaoshuangyifan，nijiuxiangzou？kenengma？”
wangjiahaoyibianshuozheyibianjibukenaidechaozhexiaoyapuleguoqu。
“a……jiuminga……”
“gunkai……nibiepengwo……”
xiaoyazaibaoxianglimianbuduanjianjiaozhedaochuduoshan。
“waimianyoulaoziderenshouzhe，nijintianjiusuanshijiaopohoulongyemeiyourenhuilaijiunide……”
“嘿嘿嘿……”
wangjiahaoyibianjianxiaozaicichaozhexiaoyapuleshangqu。
……
qinxiancongyinxingquleqianhuidaojia，jializhiyouxiaofuhaiyigerenzaijia，buyoudewendao。
“ba，womagenxiaoyani？”
“wanggongzidadianhuaqingtamendaohaixiandajiulouchifanqule”xiaofuhaimanbujingxindehuidadao。
qinxianweiweizhoumei，zhuanshenjiuwangwuwaizouqu，zhunbeidaohaixianjiulouquzhaosulangenxiaoya，gangzoudaomenkou，jiupengdaobaozheyiduishechipinhuilaidesulan。
danquemeiyoujiandaoxiaoya，kaikouwendao：“ma，xiaoyani？”
哼！
sulanbaileqinxianyiyanlenghengdao。
“zenme？ninongdaobashiwanle？”
qinxianquxiashenshangdeshubaofangzaizhuoshangdakai，dunshiluchulimiandeyiduidexianjin。
sulannalijianguozheimeduoqian，genghekuanghaishixianjin，zhijiebeijingdaizaidangchangshuobuchuhualai。
“bashiwan，yifenbushaoquanzaizheilile，xiaoyani？”
“xiaoyazhengzaijiudiangenwangjiahaochifanni”
sulanshuowanyebuguanqinxiandefanying，baozhezhuoshangdeyishubaoxianjinjiukaishishuleqilai。
qinxianyitingxiaoyabeiwangjiahaojiliuzaijiulou，dunganbumiao，yegubushangshenmeqianbuqiande，kuaibupaochuwuzi，zailubianlanxiayiliangchuzuchekuaisuganwanghaixianjiulou。
老婆将我的抗癌成果给了男学生
作者：生姜王
栏目：都市
未婚妻逼我替兄入赘瘫痪后，她悔疯了
作者：西瓜碎碎冰
栏目：都市
作者：池鱼小月
栏目：都市
爱上双胞胎女神：我开始开赛车
作者：安诺汉森
栏目：都市
我只会说实话，老婆求我快闭嘴
作者：方方爱吃番茄
栏目：都市
我上岸月球那天，前女友考研上岸
作者：常向上
栏目：都市
