《kaijupaichudahuaxiyou，zheijiaomeihaodianying？》shiyouzuozhe“tianzongzi”chuangzuobianxie，xiaoshuonannvzhurengongshiguqingpangzi，qizhongzhuyaoqingjieshi：zhuyinxiayishidepieleguqingyiyan。“huage，niyaozhaoderen，yuanzaitianbian，jinzaiyanqiane。”huaziyileng。yuanzaitianbian……
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并保持每日更新。
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渔轮再次引爆！
chiguaqunzhongmenzhengxiangtaolun。
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zhengdangzhongrentaolunderuhuorutuzhishi，youyanjiandewangyouzai《dahuaxiyou》deguanfangweiboshangbaladaolejuzhaohechuyanzhenrong。
周星星，吴梦答？
这都谁啊？
听都没听说过！
buhuishilinshihuyoulaideyanyuanba？
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“我看看我看看！”
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zhuyincanyanjitamendailaidezhenjinghaiweitunqu，jiuyourenfaxianlexindexinxidian。
又开始哇哇叫。
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“nimenqukanjiuzhidaole！”
zaineiweiwangyoudezhiyinxia，zhongrendouqubalaqileguanfangzhanghaoxiadexuanchuanhaibao。
dangtamenkandaohaibaoshangxiezhededianyingshizhang，yanzhuzichadianmeidengchulai。
“3gexiaoshiling20fenzhong！？”
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“tadaohao，zhijie3gebanxiaoshi！fenglema！？”
是的。
guqingjiang《dahuaxiyou》deshangxialiangbuhebingzaileyiqi，
rangtabianchengleyibuzongshizhangwei3gebanxiaoshidedianying！
没人敢那么干。
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大幅拉低电影质量。
keyishuoshibaihaierwuyili！
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……
与此同时。
canjiaxuanchuanwenhuahuodongdezhangjinlaiyeshibeigedameitijizhetuantuanweizhu。
wushuhuatongduidaojingtouqian。
疯狂进行采访。
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yaobushuoyoudejizhetaorenxianni，dianjiuzaizheili。
tashizhentemechuonifeiguanzia。
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shuodaozheili，taweiweidunleyixia，jixuyinyangguaiqi：
“buguo……xiyou+lianaizheizhongticai，guoneihaimeiyourenpaiguo。”
“lilunshang，zheishiwanquanbutongdeliangzhongdongxi，genbenmeifajianrong。”
“zuihouyidian，3gebanxiaoshidedianyingshizhang，shizaitaiguokuazhang，zugoubeishichangtaotaile！”
“suoyi，wodekanfashi，xuepu！”
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