《kaijupinxixikanyidao，huodeshenjizhanling》shiyiburangrenchenmidedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，youlingyeershisiqiaomiaogousi。gushizhongdezhujiaosuchangmenghaojinglileyilianchuanjingxiancijidemaoxian，yuxieeshilidouzhidouyong。xiaoshuoyiqijinzhangcijideqingjieheshengdongbizhendemiaoxieyingdeleduzhemendehecai。suchangsihaobuyiweiyi，“duile，zaiwennijianshi。”“shenme？”menghaoyizheng。suchangtaochuxiaoqiaodemeishugongdao，……。
“temede，sheishangxuehuidaitoukuia！”
“budui，zhaozongdezenmebeisuchangdadaole？”
“womeikancuoba？zhaozongdejingranbeisuchangdapaxiale？？”
zhongrenyilianjinge，mianmianxiangqu，sheiyemeixiangdao，zheichangnaojujingranhuiyizheiyangdejieguoshouwei！
menghaogengshiyifunanyizhixindebiaoqing，
“su、suchang，budui，changge，nijiujingshizenmezuodaode？
zhaozongdekeshizhanlingshi，zenmeyibanshoujiubeinigandaole？”
zheigedaanbuzhishita，jiulianzhaozongdezijiyexiangzhidao，
zhidaoxianzai，tadoubuzhidaofashengleshenme，
mingmingtayijingjinshengweiqingtongjizhanlingshi，youcjianyingcanglangdezhanlingjiachi，jiusuanershigesuchangjiaqilai，doubukenengshitadeduishoucaidui，
zenmezijiyibanshoujiu***paleni？
cishizhaozongdeyijingjiechushouhuadezhuangtai，huifuzhengchang，tadeetoumingxianzhongleyidakuai，haiweiweideshenzhexue，kanqilaifeichanglangbei，
taweiweidetaiqitou，dingzhesuchang，tongkonglihaicanliuzheyisixianqianliuxiadejingju，yijisanbuqudenongnongkunhuo，
buguoyouyidianhaowuyiwen，suchangzheixiaozijuebiyouwenti！
xiangdaozhei，zhaozongdedemeitoudunshijiujiaozaileyiqi。
“xiakeshijian，buhaohaoxiuxi，nimenzainaoshenme？”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoyanlideshengyinhuranzaijiaoshimenkouxiangqi，
zhongrenxunshengwangqu，faxianjingshiquerfufandebanzhurenliyan。
李岩缓缓走来，
danglezheimeduonianbanzhuren，tabuyongkansuchanghezhaozongde，yezhidaogangcaifashengleshenme，
zhishiqiguaideshi，shoushangderenjingranshizhaozongde？
tameijicuo，zaichangdexuesheng，zhiyouzhaozongdeshizhanlingshiba？
taanziyazhuneixindeyihuo，kanxiangyanqiandeliangren，muguanglengdaneryouxili，
“shuo，weishenmedajia！”
面对他的注视，
suchangweiweidetingzhileshenban，tashenzhinengkandaobanzhurenjingpianshanglveguodeshanguang。
有点渗人！
suchangqiangxiandao：“laoli，shizhaozongdexiandongshou！”
zhaozongdeyikouqichadianmeiyesi，mingmingshitaxianheilezijide16tzhenzangziyuan，jingranhaierenxiangaozhuang！
“是苏畅……”
“都给我闭嘴！”
zhaozongdehaixiangfanbo，liyanyijingrenbuzhu，ehenhendedengleliangrenyiyan，
duiyusuchanghezhaozongdeliangrendeenyuan，tazaiqingchubuguo，
zheiliangrenconggaoyiruxuenaodaogaosan，santianyichao，wutianyinao，congmeitingguo，
xianzaizhichabannianjiubiyele，jieguohaibuxiaoting！
tebieshisuchang，meicidoubuanchanglichupai，zongnengnaochuyixieyaoezichulai，
zheisannian，liyandoubuzhidaoweitahaoduanduoshaotoufale，
yixiangdaotoudingyijingqujinyuchengxingdedizhonghai，liyandunshibeicongzhonglai，
tarenbuzhuyoudengleyiyansuchang，meihaoqidao：
“shuolebuyaohanwolaoli，yaohanwobanzhuren！”
苏畅从善如流，
“好勒，老李！”
“……”
liyanetoushangdeqingjintutukuangtiao，
shenxiyikouqi，tacaikanxiangneibabuyinggaichuxianzaixiaoyuanlidezuoangongju，renbuzhudao：
“suchang，zheibanshouninalaide？”
“买的。”
suchangshihuashishuo，liyanyouxieyinyudao：
“neinimeishibazheidongxidaidaoxuexiaoganma？”
suchangwunaidetanletanshou：
“laoli，zheigeshijiezheimeweixian，woyimingxuesheng，suishendaibabanshoufangzhiyaoshouxiji，zheihenheliba？”
liyanyilianheixian：“neizheibachuizini？”
tayanjishoukuai，congsuchangdedanjianbaoli，youtaochuleyibingshuodadeyangjiaochui，
zheiyuanbenshisuchangdanxinbanshoubugouyongerzhunbeidebeiyongpin，zhibuguomeilaidejiyongshang。
zhongrenkanzhezheiyimu，yanpizhitiao，
suchangzheixiaozi，yetaitemedelipule，
shubaolibushibanshoujiushichuizi，zheishizhunbeibaxuexiaojichaileshiba？
jianzhijiushiliputamajilipukaimen，lipudaojialea！！
zhaozongdedelianchedijiangzhu，taxiayishiyanleyikoutuomo，youxieqingxing，
haihaogangcaisuchangnadeshibanshou，yaoshihuanchengzheibingyangjiaochui，neitahainengbunengjiandaomingtiandetaiyangdoushigewenti！
ersuchangqueshiyifulisuodangrandeyangzi，henrenzhendedianlediantou：
“zhengruwogangcaisuoshuo，woshiyimingxuesheng，suishendaibachuizifangzhiyaoshoutouxi，zheiyehenheluoji！”
“……”
众人无语。
liyanzuijiaokuangchou，queyewuyanyidui，tazhinengwunaidao：
“xinglexingle，jiusuannishuodedouhenheli，danshinixiashouyebuyongneimezhongba？”
“很重吗？”
苏畅一脸无辜。
“你说呢？”
liyanyilianheixian，youdianyizhibuzhudepaoxiaodao：
“zheishixinbanshoudoukuaiwanchengjiushidule！
yaobushizhaozongdejishibanshouhua，xianzairenyijingsongyiyuanle！！”
“……”
苏畅很委屈，
“laoli，zheizhenbunengguaiwo。shitaxianzhaocha，wodefanyingcaiguojiledian。”
“genghekuang，tashoudezhishiyidianpiwaishang，woshoudekeshiyanzhongdexinlingchuangshang，
laolinibuzhidao，dangshitashouhuachenglangrendeshihou，chadianbawojiheruanle！”
yishidaozheijuhuakenengyouqiyi，tajimangyouchengqingleyiju，
“biewuhui，woshuodeshitui。”
李岩：“……”
赵宗德：“……”
zhongrenquanshiyifuheirenwenhaolian，
zheizhongshixuyaoteyijieshima？temesheihuiwuhuia！
“我特么！！”
gangzhanqilaidezhaozongde，quantouwodegegezuoxiang，qidezuichundouduosuole，
buguotadezuanxiaozuigangyaokaikou，jiuganshoudaolelaiziliyandebinglengmuguang，
rangtayingshengshengyoubasuoyoudezanghuadouyanjinleduzili。
zhaozongdedoukuaifengle，zheirenshengyetaitemedebiequle！！
buguozheijianshizongguideyougejieguo，
xianglexiang，liyanheizheliandao：
“xinglexingle！jintiandeshijiudaociweizhi，nimenliangdoujiwoxiaotingdian！
zuoweichengfa，suchang，fanizaichaoshibian《yaoshoudaquan》。
jiashangzaoshangchidao，yigongershibian！”
“啊？”
“zenme，bufu？bufuzaijiashibian！”
“服！”
苏畅瞬间乖巧。
jianzhuang，pangbiandezhaozongdezhongyushichuleyidakouqi，renbuzhujiuliekailezui，deyiyangyangdekanxiangsuchang。
liyanyilianheixiandewangxiangleta，
“henhaoxiaoma？ni，sishibian！”
“……”
zhengxiaodekaixindezhaozongde，dunshilianyihei，chadianyi**youzuodaodishang，
他急忙抗辩道：
“womingmingshishouhaizhe，weishenmebisuchangchaodehaiyaoduo？erqiehaifanbei！”
liyanyizhizijideheiyanquan，liansetieqing：
“yaobushinidabanyemeishishuaping，wozenmehuishimian！！”
“haiyou，sheixiangnizheimequexinyan，mingmuzhangdandezaibanqunlifanghenhua，dangwoshixiazima？”
“……”
zhaozongdezuijiaoweiweichouchu，muguangwubiqifendewangxiangsuchang，
zheishiguigenjiudidouguaita，yaobushitazuodeshishizaitaiquede，zijiyouzenmehuiqijigongxin，ganchuzheimemeinaozideshi？
jianzhuang，liyansihujuedebutaiwendang，xianglexiang，duisuchangzhaoshoudao：
“suchang，nixiangenwochulaiyixia！”
“好勒，老李！”
suchangpidianpidianjiugenleshangqu，
liyanyilianheixian，daolezoulang，taliansesuijibiandeyansuqilai，dingzhesuchangdao：
“nimingzhidaozhaozongdechengweizhanlingshile，nitemehaizhaoreta！bupasishiba？”
suchangzhidaoliyanshiguanxinta，
suiranliyanxihuanchouyanhejiutangtou，dantashigehaolaoshi，
jiushitoudingdefaliangyoudiankanyou，rendaozhongnian，yijingrongbudetazaisuixinsuoyule，
piaoleyiyantaneixishudetouding，suchangrenbuzhutanlekouqi，
“laoli，tangfasuihao，danshiyaojiezhia，worenshiyijiazhuanmenzhifadeyiyuan，xianzaichongyiwansongjiuqian，haisongxingnanjiafasanjiantao，tingshuoyonghufankuihenbucuo，niyaobuyaoqushishi？”
“？”
liyanyizheng，suijidanu，
rendaozhongnian，toushangdemeiyigentoufadoushibao，suchangjingranhaidaqitatoufadezhuyi？
shenmechongyiwansongjiuqian，guangtingzhejiuzhidaobukaopuhaoba！
haiyou，taxianzaizheiqingkuang，doushisheihuohaide，zijimeidianbshu？
“不用你操心！”
liyanehenhendedenglesuchangyiyan，huranxiangqilai，zijichadianyoubeizheixiaozijidaipianle，
他急忙道：
“biezhuanyihuati，wowennihuani！”
kanzhejiongpodeliyan，suchangyouxiegankai，
yuanlai，zheijiushizhongnianrenzuihoudejueqiang……
tatongqingdeyaoleyaotou，suijiangqitou，dayilinrandao：
“dazhangfushengjutiandijian，qinengyuyujiujurenxia，tanshengpasi！”
“说人话！”
“不怕！”
liyanyizheng，“weishenme？”
“yinweiwoyijingjuexingzhanlingle。”
“？？？”
liyanshunjianjiumengle，yilianjingxidao：“niyejuexingzhanlingle？”
“没错！”
“什么时候？”
“刚刚。”
xiaoshuo《kaijupinxixikanyidao，huodeshenjizhanling》di4zhangshidujieshu。
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