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第17章
“不让抽烟？”
“把烟掐了？”
zhengmingheqishenhoudebaobiaoquandoulengzhule。
namaochugetubaozi，zheishifengleme，ganzheimegentashuohua。
简直就是找死！
liyouzhixidao：“jiangxianzhi，nizhongyulaile。”
“江贤侄？”
“heng，yuanlainijiushineigejiangfeng。”
“我告诉你...”
zhengmingluchubuxiedeshense，zhishihuahaiweidengshuowan，shoulidexueqiexianbeijiangfengduolequ。
“shuolezheiliburangchouyan，haichou。”
jiangfengjiangxueqieqiamiediujinlajitong，gengshilianfanzhiwen：“haiyou，niganmacaiwolaoyuefudenaodai？”
“nidongbudongdianlimao？”
“nagechuizijiulebuqi？”
“ninaoqiaoyoubaoshiba，zheikeshifazhishehui，nixiangganshenme？”
zhengmingzaicibeijiangfengnongluanlejiezou，jiangzaiyuandibuzhigaishuoshenme。
“傻了？”
jiangfengyibatuikaizhengming，fuliyouzhiqishen。
erzhengmingshouzhongdechuiziyebuzhizendepaodaotashoushang，suishoudiujinlajitong。
liyouzhidishengdao：“tajiaozhengming，jiangchengzhanbufuzeren，henbuhaore。”
jiangfengxiaole：“meishi，zanyouli，bupata。”
liyouzhikuxiaoyisheng，zheishiyoulimeilidewentime。
“砰”
zhengmingnupaizhuozi：“xiaozi，nitaniangzhaosishima？”
jiangfengchayidao：“wohuodehaohaode，ganmazhaosi。”
“daoshini，bujiumeirangnichouyanma，zhiyufazheimedadehuo？”
“呼...”
zhengmingqidedouyaozhuakuangle，yihuishou：“jiwonaxia！”
simingbaobiaolijigongxiangjiangfeng。
“哎？”
“zenmeshuobuguojiudongshouni？”
“zheimexiangchouniquwaimianchoua，fandezhema？”
jiangfengzuoduoyoushan，simingjingshouguozhuanyexunliandehaoshoujingranliantayijiaodoumobudao。
“啪”
“哗啦”
zhuoziyizinongfanyidapian。
jiangfenglingqiaosihou，heheyixiao：“leileba？rangnimenxiehui。”
huayingangluo，zhijianqibuduanzaisimingbaobiaozhongjianchuanchalaihui，zhayanjianjiangsimingbaobiaoandaozaidi，sizhishenqujiuchanzaiyiqi。
baobiaomenxiukuibuyi，keyuezhengzhayuejin，zuihouwanquandongdanbude。
“啪啪”
jiangfengpailepaishou：“zheiweidashu，zouzouzou，wodainiqugenengchouyandehaodifang。”
“放肆！”
zhengminghoutuiliangbu，huishoudao：“liulao，haiwangnichushouqinxiazheigebuzhitiangaodihoudexiaozi。”
“交给老夫。”
renyingshandong，yimingchuanzhezhongshanzhuangdelaozhecongyinyingzhongzouchu。
yebujiantaruhedongzuo，zhayanjianjiushandaojiangfengshenhou。
lenglengyixiao：“xiaozi，guixiabani。”
shuohuazhiji，yiranchuzhao。
横跨手，倒翻马。
zhaochuyouxing，jingqirufeng。
shanglaijiurucibadaolingli！
kejiangfengsihaobuhuang，shenquyice，shouwandoulegeqiaojing，rulingshetanxue，shandianbanchushou，zailaozheyaoshangyidian。
“哎？”
laozhedegongshilijiyanxiaowajie，shuangxiyiruan，jingguidaozaidi。
“shibudeshibude，laorenjia，nisuishudasidezao，guiwozuoshenme？”
“快起来。”
江枫连连摆手。
“你！”
liulaoqidelaoliantonghong，shuangxiyongli，zhijietengkongerqi，yijiyingzhuashouzhuaxiangjiangfengmianmen。
“shuzi，chiwoyizhua！”
jiangfengxiaoerbuyu，chenyaolima，lailegeposhiwuhuadeqianchongtieshankao，zhuangxiangliulaoshuangtui。
zheiyizhuangzhengzhongpozhan，liulaoxiapanbuwenhenhenshuailegedaozaicong。
lianqiangdi，zhengzongdegouqiangshi！
liangkemenyayingshengshengbeidizhuankediaole。
“啊呀呀呀。”
liulaonaoxiuchengnu，paqilaizaicigongxiangjiangfeng。
keshi，wuluntayongshenmezhaoshu，quanbeijiangfengqingsonghuajie，bujinruci，fanbeijiangfengnongdehuitoutulian。
meiguoyihui，yifupole，jiafayebeichediaole，yizhanglianzhongchengzhutou。
“buxing，zheixiaozitaixiedaole，laofubushitaduishou。”
liulaozhongyubeidaqingxing，langbeituidaozhengmingshenhou。
zhengmingdajingshise，zheiliulaokeshitahuagaojiaqinglaideshiwaigaoshou，meixiangdaozaijiangfengmianqianjingrucibukan。
buguo，cishiyiranqihunanxia，weilehaishangjiaderenqing，zhinengpinle。
“唰”
zhengmingnaqizhuoshangdeshouqiangduizhunjiangfeng，lenglengdao：“tingshou。”
jiangfengtinglexialai，xiaodao：“zhengxiansheng，zenmehainaojiyanle。”
zhengmingnuhedao：“sheitaniangdeheninao？zaidonglaoziyiqiangbengleni。”
liyouzhijimangdao：“zhengxiansheng，youhuahaohaoshuo，nibunengshata！”
zhengminglengxiao：“bunengsha？laozisheibunengsha？”
“jiangxiaozi，laozijinicijihui，lijiguidiketouqiurao，bingjiechuyulijiaxiaojiedehunyue，fouzewoyiqiangbengleni。”
jiangfengnalegeyizizuoxia：“zhengxiansheng，nizheijiuyoudianzhangshiqirenleba，naoguinao，bienawohunshikaiwanxiao。”
zhengmingbeijiangfengxipixiaoliandeqingsongyangziqideyagenzhiyang。
zheijiahuo，naodaidouyaobeiqiangdingdaole，hairucicongrongdanding，shizhenshahaishinaodaibeilvtile？
“xiaozi，wotangtangjiangchengzhanbufuzeren，shoudixiashangqianrenma。”
“nishuo，wozhangshiqirenzenmele？”
“wohengxingbadaozenmele？”
“不该吗？”
“不行吗？”
zhengmingnuxiaozhe，zuihougengshiyongqiangdizhejiangfengdetaiyangxue：“lailailai，nidashenggaosuwo，woyoumeiyouzige？”
“说话啊。”
“哑巴了？”
“niganggangbushitingxingdema？youshichouyanyoushishuabaode，xianzaizenmenianle？”
“laozibuguohaishangjiayigerenqing，nizenmejiuzheimebutongqingdali？”
“guaiguairangchuweihunqibujiumeishile，duibudui？”
zhengmingbutingdeyongqiangduizhejiangfeng，jiqixiaozhang。
jiangfengwanxidao：“zhengming，feiyaorucima，zheiyangkejiubuhaoshouchangle。”
“不好收场？”
“zende，nihaiyoukaoshan？”
“lailailai，shuochunidekaoshan，laozikankanreburedeqi。”
zhengmingdehuahaiweiluodi，bangongshidamenbeirenmanhengchuaifei。
yixiqingseliangongfudeguyulengzhelianzoulejinlai。
“daqinbeijingzhantianjuntongshuai，buzhidaonireburedeqi？”
岳母当众嫌我穷，我默默录音，岳父连夜赶回逼道歉
作者：巷子里的鸟
栏目：都市
我被拱上台当新郎官，洞房夜才知新娘是死对头
作者：病态的木乃伊
栏目：都市
软妻想逃！被疯批病娇囚养于阁楼
作者：墨酒玄鹤
栏目：都市
白月光难产，前夫跪求我这个“替身”献血
作者：雨神写书
栏目：都市
相亲嫌我穷，我转身叫来餐厅老板
作者：火锅辣么大
栏目：都市
我是豪门里的真少爷，但我不想回去，种田真香
作者：常向上
栏目：都市
